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Re: Welcome BYU!
« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2011, 01:02:10 PM »
hey, i was watching Jurassic Park the other day, and it reminded me of something.  Unlike most KSU'rs, Mormons believe that the earth is only 7,000 years old and that dinosaur bones are actually bones from creatures from another planet.  But we ALL agree that Jeff Goldbloom is a pretty awesome actor, so there's that.


I should write a book about how Earth is another planet's pet cemetary.

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« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2011, 01:02:44 PM »


 :peek: Need to start putting these outside the bill

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« Reply #52 on: September 08, 2011, 01:29:22 PM »
WELCOME SHAGGY BEVO LURKERS! FEEL FREE TO JOIN THE CELEBRATION OF OUR SIMILARITIES AND DIFFERENCES  :cheers: <-just water for today

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« Reply #53 on: September 08, 2011, 02:14:06 PM »

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« Reply #54 on: September 08, 2011, 02:15:28 PM »
YOU ARE NOT TO REMOVE THE MAGIC UNDERWEAR!  :horrorsurprise:

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« Reply #55 on: September 08, 2011, 02:17:19 PM »
There is an Ogden in Utah and Kansas and we can all appreciate a ritual cow butchering upon impending good news of conference realignment.  :thumbs:
http://www.standard.net/stories/2011/09/06/police-called-after-man-butchers-cow-his-driveway

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« Reply #56 on: September 08, 2011, 02:17:34 PM »
YOU ARE NOT TO REMOVE THE MAGIC UNDERWEAR!  :horrorsurprise:

You do change them, but you are supposed to be putting the new pair on while taking the old pair off.
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« Reply #57 on: September 08, 2011, 02:36:20 PM »
YOU ARE NOT TO REMOVE THE MAGIC UNDERWEAR!  :horrorsurprise:

You do change them, but you are supposed to be putting the new pair on while taking the old pair off.

This is getting complicated. 

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« Reply #58 on: September 08, 2011, 02:40:16 PM »
Another benefit!


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« Reply #59 on: September 08, 2011, 02:41:16 PM »
Another benefit!



Why the "" around good?  I feel like this is some sort of goBYU type of thing and it is way over my head.

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« Reply #60 on: September 08, 2011, 02:42:42 PM »
Another benefit!



Why the "" around good?  I feel like this is some sort of goBYU type of thing and it is way over my head.

I'm guessing the quotes around "good" means white only

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« Reply #61 on: September 08, 2011, 02:43:01 PM »
Another benefit!



Why the "" around good?  I feel like this is some sort of goBYU type of thing and it is way over my head.

Because they like Jesus, but not the same Jesus we like, but the same one.  Get it?
“They said something along the lines of ‘it kind of sounds like you’d be interested in it.’ And I said ‘hell yeah I am. Why not?’” -Doug Gottlieb

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« Reply #62 on: September 08, 2011, 02:43:59 PM »
Another benefit!



Why the "" around good?  I feel like this is some sort of goBYU type of thing and it is way over my head.
It is God stretched out.

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« Reply #63 on: September 08, 2011, 02:45:11 PM »
I'm guessing the quotes around "good" means white only

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« Reply #64 on: September 08, 2011, 02:49:00 PM »
This is getting complicated.  Feeling like we maybe biting off more than the league can chew.

I mean, when they do join, and they have posters that wonder over here, and we taunt them, I am starting to feel like they won't be another 'noudji, but will instead just "god bless" the crap out of this place.

We need to get a handle on this up front.

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« Reply #65 on: September 08, 2011, 02:54:15 PM »
On behalf of Cougar Nation (we're more of a city-state, actually) I would like to thank you for your gracious welcome!  I would also like to take this opportunity to help clarify some of the differences you have pointed out:

1.  We don't really hate black people anymore (overt racism free since 1978!). I would call us more intolerant and inexperienced/uneducated. Progress, people - now only 20 years behind the times!

2.  I myself only have one wife and three kids. So far they have let me stay. Also, we marry our women as old as 20 these days sometimes. Rumor has it somebody made it to 24 but I can't confirm.

3. I'm not sure about the whole planet thing but I'd like mine to be like Disneyland, only with real ski slopes on the Matterhorn and shorter waits for Splash Mountain. I think that would be cool as heck.

So anywhoo, as a guy already living in Big 12 country, thanks and hello. Stop by for a bowl of jello if you're in the neighborhood.

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« Reply #66 on: September 08, 2011, 02:58:17 PM »
We already have a BYU poster who's better than any Nebraska, Colorado, or A&M poster we've ever had and BYU isn't even officially in our conference yet.  Things are looking up.

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« Reply #67 on: September 08, 2011, 02:59:35 PM »
On behalf of Cougar Nation (we're more of a city-state, actually) I would like to thank you for your gracious welcome!  I would also like to take this opportunity to help clarify some of the differences you have pointed out:

1.  We don't really hate black people anymore (overt racism free since 1978!). I would call us more intolerant and inexperienced/uneducated. Progress, people - now only 20 years behind the times!

2.  I myself only have one wife and three kids. So far they have let me stay. Also, we marry our women as old as 20 these days sometimes. Rumor has it somebody made it to 24 but I can't confirm.

3. I'm not sure about the whole planet thing but I'd like mine to be like Disneyland, only with real ski slopes on the Matterhorn and shorter waits for Splash Mountain. I think that would be cool as heck.

So anywhoo, as a guy already living in Big 12 country, thanks and hello. Stop by for a bowl of jello if you're in the neighborhood.



i see you failed to discuss the magic underwear.  seems like you're hiding something already, friend.   :shakesfist:

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Re: Welcome BYU!
« Reply #68 on: September 08, 2011, 02:59:49 PM »
damnit, that didn't go how we had planned at all

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« Reply #69 on: September 08, 2011, 03:00:44 PM »
damnit, that didn't go how we had planned at all

i have a feeling that mormons don't have great reading comprehension.   :ck:

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« Reply #70 on: September 08, 2011, 03:02:17 PM »
damnit, that didn't go how we had planned at all

i have a feeling that mormons don't have great reading comprehension.   :ck:

the BYU guy is already a better poster than you, move along

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« Reply #71 on: September 08, 2011, 03:06:08 PM »
damnit, that didn't go how we had planned at all

i have a feeling that mormons don't have great reading comprehension.   :ck:

the BYU guy is already a better poster than you, move along

 :comeatme:  he's probably another of your socks

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« Reply #72 on: September 08, 2011, 03:09:28 PM »
On behalf of Cougar Nation (we're more of a city-state, actually) I would like to thank you for your gracious welcome!  I would also like to take this opportunity to help clarify some of the differences you have pointed out:

1.  We don't really hate black people anymore (overt racism free since 1978!). I would call us more intolerant and inexperienced/uneducated. Progress, people - now only 20 years behind the times!

2.  I myself only have one wife and three kids. So far they have let me stay. Also, we marry our women as old as 20 these days sometimes. Rumor has it somebody made it to 24 but I can't confirm.

3. I'm not sure about the whole planet thing but I'd like mine to be like Disneyland, only with real ski slopes on the Matterhorn and shorter waits for Splash Mountain. I think that would be cool as heck.

So anywhoo, as a guy already living in Big 12 country, thanks and hello. Stop by for a bowl of jello if you're in the neighborhood.

It took awhile, but I deciphered his commie-mormon code.  It's not looking good, boys. 
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« Reply #73 on: September 08, 2011, 03:10:26 PM »
damnit, that didn't go how we had planned at all

i have a feeling that mormons don't have great reading comprehension.   :ck:

the BYU guy is already a better poster than you, move along

 :comeatme:  he's probably another of your socks

No, he said "cool as heck", "anywhoo" and came off extremely likeable.  I can't replicate that.  

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« Reply #74 on: September 08, 2011, 03:10:37 PM »



i see you failed to discuss the magic underwear.  seems like you're hiding something already, friend.   :shakesfist:
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Wow - I usually like a guy to buy me a dinner and a martinelli's, or at least a cold caffeine-free Coke before I go prancing about in naught but my special undies.  You folks DO take this premarital sex stuff seriously, don't you!