Hey, guys, another BYU fan here.
1. What the hell is an Emaw? (can I say hell here?)
2. I just picked up my magic underwear from the floor because I just got laid by wife #2 (can I say laid here?)
3. I don't hate black people, although my wife's ex-boyfriend is black, and she didn't go back
4. BYU fans aren't all dorks (no offense, Nikuman)
5. I'm not homophobic - in fact, my brother is a gay model married to a guy and I haven't even disowned him.
6. BYU's going to kick some Longhorn ass on Saturday.
7. Are you guys the ones that are good in basketball?