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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on September 08, 2011, 11:55:39 AM
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We at goEMAW would like to take this opportunity to welcome our new conference brothers, the BYU Cougars. Some of you may be curious about their beliefs. Well, you will be happy to know that we share many similarities and only a few differences. For one, they love America, a very patriotic group. Also, they love family and friends. You will never meet a more devoted group of people. Honesty is another one of their traits. A BYU grad will not steer you wrong when it comes to business or personal interactions. Finally, they hate black people.
So, please join me in welcoming our new conference brethren the BYU Cougars!
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I have no problem with the people of burnt skin. That is for God to deal with.
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You mean they're more honest than the honor-code square-shooters at a&m?
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We at goEMAW would like to take this opportunity to welcome our new conference brothers, the BYU Cougars. Some of you may be curious about their beliefs. Well, you will be happy to know that we share many similarities and only a few differences. For one, they love America, a very patriotic group. Also, they love family and friends. You will never meet a more devoted group of people. Honesty is another one of their traits. A BYU grad will not steer you wrong when it comes to business or personal interactions. Finally, they hate black people.
So, please join me in welcoming our new conference brethren the BYU Cougars!
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You mean they're more honest than the honor-code square-shooters at a&m?
yes, VERY honest, probably the most honest group of people you will meet.
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Also, like most of us here at www.goEMAW.com, they worship God and Jesus. And a random illiterate dude from Missouri.
Welcome, friends!
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Also, like most of us here at www.goEMAW.com, they worship God and Jesus. And a random illiterate dude from Missouri.
Welcome, friends!
great point, two more similarities and only one difference!
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Can't wait to use my Dillon's Plus Card to go buy some refreshing decaf tea in case some BYU fans stop by my tailgate!!
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How much will it cost for the upgraded bike racks we'll need out in front of BSFS?
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They were from Upstate New York. Didn't you see that episode of South Park?
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They also get to beat up on the Utah State Rednecks, like we do.
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Anyone know when the family 12 pack of season football tickets go on sale? :woot:
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They also get to beat up on the Utah State Rednecks, like we do.
:emawkid:
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steve dave, I would also like to welcome BYU to the Big 12 Conference. Much like Kansas State, they are full of very hard-working, humble folks who put family first. Additionally, they wear special underwear.
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steve dave, I would also like to welcome BYU to the Big 12 Conference. Much like Kansas State, they are full of very hard-working, humble folks who put family first. Additionally, they wear special underwear.
great point michigancat. almost exactly like us except for a few differences!
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welcome byu!
please note that while i and 99% of kansas state university fans may not personally agree w/ your hatred of black people, we do agree that americans are all entitled to have their own opinions on things of this nature. go cats. go cougars. go big12.
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Like Mormons, I have very strong beliefs. I believe that a strong family is an important part of one's support system. What do you know, most Mormons believe the same! I also believe that business ethics are crucial for reaching long term profesional goals and whouldn't you know most Mormons would agree with that! However, unlike Mormons, I don't believe that black people are black because God cursed them.
Two more similarities and only one more difference!
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welcome, fight cougars from brigham young!
as a token of my appreciation, i'd like to offer you my wife. please treat her well!
go cougarcats.
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We also share the heartaches of a having a "colored" person have sex out of wedlock.
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hm, do not think she is mormon, because of the sleeves.
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i for one welcome our new cougar overlords, cougars and wildcats are from the feline family. we are same, brothers
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Welcome, Cougars, you'll fit in very well with some of our fans :opcat:
and less well with others :drink: :party: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sex011.gif&hash=c420d52a45eb3768df80e1fc00199a29000bef12) <--- Pre-marital, probably met tonight
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I also would like to send a hearty congratulations to BYU. Welcome to a BCS conference! I believe in being hard working and honest. I think these are tenants of a strong society and am glad we have more brethren that believe the same thing. Also, I drink coffee and will not be going to hell for it.
See you on the courts/fields!
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We're two, predominantly white fanbases from the Midwest. Like two peas in a pod in that respect. Speaking of peas, I think Mormons did quite a bit of farming, and maybe some of them still do. Well guess what Cougar fans, K-State is a land grant ag school. But we don't think caffeinated soda is sinful.
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i for one welcome our new cougar overlords, cougars and wildcats are from the feline family. we are same, brothers
Hmmm, while I would tend to agree with you, my Mormon friends do not believe that all members of the cat or human family are the same and some may not even have souls while others do. Interbreeding will definitely be frowned upon by them.
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I like blondes.
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Warren Jeffs nearly masturbated himself to death--much like my freshman roommate. More similarities!
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i for one welcome our new cougar overlords, cougars and wildcats are from the feline family. we are same, brothers
Hmmm, while I would tend to agree with you, my Mormon friends do not believe that all members of the cat or human family are the same and some may not even have souls while others do. Interbreeding will definitely be frowned upon by them.
but im white and am not a big fan of caffeine :dunno: in no way am i bigger than any of this though, just stoked to have a nice addition.
it should read LHC Bill Snyder FAMILY STADIUM: Mormons always welcome
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When Brandon Davies has premarital sex, they kick him off the team.
When Ell rapes a chick James Mcgill has premarital sex, we handle it "in house."
But I think Mitt Romney's a decent enough guy.
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utah spelled backwards is hatu and i hear that when they do this, they phonetically pronounce the "a" as "eI" and not the expected "ae". a very subtle but yet effective jab from our new conference members. kudos to you fine gentlemen. you really got us there.
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Welcome to the purple train, BYU! Glad to officially have you!
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warm up your increased family game night quotient, big XII
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Pretty sure that Mormons were/are very anti-Holocaust, and most KSU folks are also anti-Holocaust, so we have another thing in common! However, most KSU folks don't expect to be given reign over a planet when we die, or black people.
But ya know, not everybody can be the same....the similarities are more important!
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steve dave make mock travel arrangements to BYU asap, tia.
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steve dave make mock travel arrangements to BYU asap, tia.
any good horse and buggy credit card deals in the churning thread?
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best cougar bbs? do we need to form a welcome committee to greet? winters?
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best cougar bbs? do we need to form a welcome committee to greet? winters?
cougarboard, i believe.
Give them our regards!
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Cougar fans, please disregard this thread. (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=2340.0)
...or this one. (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=2359.0)
...and possibly this one. (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=2389.0)
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I cannot stress enough how much Mormons love their family, just like us! I have no kids but I believe I may some day and I know most Mormons have a lot of kids and they seem to be very happy about that! I do have a wife and we have a great relationship just like some Mormons I know. I didn't, however, force my wife into a marriage against her will at the age of 13, forcing myself upon her like tends to happen in the Mormon church. More similarities and only a few more differences!
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Of the major religions, they have the best hair.
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also, looks like cougarboard was made in 1993. :dubious:
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I'm encougared by the almost-total lack of differences between our indigenous populations!
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Like most Mormons these days, Kansans who get married are only married to one person at a time.
Similarities!
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hey, i was watching Jurassic Park the other day, and it reminded me of something. Unlike most KSU'rs, Mormons believe that the earth is only 7,000 years old and that dinosaur bones are actually bones from creatures from another planet. But we ALL agree that Jeff Goldbloom is a pretty awesome actor, so there's that.
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Dear BYU brethren, allow me to introduce myself:
• I sustain myself on caffeine. Three cups of joe/day minimum.
• One wife is enough, thanks. Sometimes, more than enough.
• I now wear underwear, but when younger went commando.
• Haven't been to church except for weddings and funerals since I was in elementary school.
• There's maybe two/three days of food in my pantry (except coffee — ready for the Apocalypse on that score).
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hey, i was watching Jurassic Park the other day, and it reminded me of something. Unlike most KSU'rs, Mormons believe that the earth is only 7,000 years old and that dinosaur bones are actually bones from creatures from another planet. But we ALL agree that Jeff Goldbloom is a pretty awesome actor, so there's that.
I should write a book about how Earth is another planet's pet cemetary.
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:peek: Need to start putting these outside the bill
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WELCOME SHAGGY BEVO LURKERS! FEEL FREE TO JOIN THE CELEBRATION OF OUR SIMILARITIES AND DIFFERENCES :cheers: <-just water for today
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I wholly welcome these mormons: http://www.advocate.com/printArticle.aspx?id=43383
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YOU ARE NOT TO REMOVE THE MAGIC UNDERWEAR! :horrorsurprise:
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There is an Ogden in Utah and Kansas and we can all appreciate a ritual cow butchering upon impending good news of conference realignment. :thumbs:
http://www.standard.net/stories/2011/09/06/police-called-after-man-butchers-cow-his-driveway (http://www.standard.net/stories/2011/09/06/police-called-after-man-butchers-cow-his-driveway)
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YOU ARE NOT TO REMOVE THE MAGIC UNDERWEAR! :horrorsurprise:
You do change them, but you are supposed to be putting the new pair on while taking the old pair off.
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YOU ARE NOT TO REMOVE THE MAGIC UNDERWEAR! :horrorsurprise:
You do change them, but you are supposed to be putting the new pair on while taking the old pair off.
This is getting complicated.
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Why the "" around good? I feel like this is some sort of goBYU type of thing and it is way over my head.
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Why the "" around good? I feel like this is some sort of goBYU type of thing and it is way over my head.
I'm guessing the quotes around "good" means white only
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Why the "" around good? I feel like this is some sort of goBYU type of thing and it is way over my head.
Because they like Jesus, but not the same Jesus we like, but the same one. Get it?
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Why the "" around good? I feel like this is some sort of goBYU type of thing and it is way over my head.
It is God stretched out.
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I'm guessing the quotes around "good" means white only
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This is getting complicated. Feeling like we maybe biting off more than the league can chew.
I mean, when they do join, and they have posters that wonder over here, and we taunt them, I am starting to feel like they won't be another 'noudji, but will instead just "god bless" the crap out of this place.
We need to get a handle on this up front.
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On behalf of Cougar Nation (we're more of a city-state, actually) I would like to thank you for your gracious welcome! I would also like to take this opportunity to help clarify some of the differences you have pointed out:
1. We don't really hate black people anymore (overt racism free since 1978!). I would call us more intolerant and inexperienced/uneducated. Progress, people - now only 20 years behind the times!
2. I myself only have one wife and three kids. So far they have let me stay. Also, we marry our women as old as 20 these days sometimes. Rumor has it somebody made it to 24 but I can't confirm.
3. I'm not sure about the whole planet thing but I'd like mine to be like Disneyland, only with real ski slopes on the Matterhorn and shorter waits for Splash Mountain. I think that would be cool as heck.
So anywhoo, as a guy already living in Big 12 country, thanks and hello. Stop by for a bowl of jello if you're in the neighborhood.
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We already have a BYU poster who's better than any Nebraska, Colorado, or A&M poster we've ever had and BYU isn't even officially in our conference yet. Things are looking up.
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On behalf of Cougar Nation (we're more of a city-state, actually) I would like to thank you for your gracious welcome! I would also like to take this opportunity to help clarify some of the differences you have pointed out:
1. We don't really hate black people anymore (overt racism free since 1978!). I would call us more intolerant and inexperienced/uneducated. Progress, people - now only 20 years behind the times!
2. I myself only have one wife and three kids. So far they have let me stay. Also, we marry our women as old as 20 these days sometimes. Rumor has it somebody made it to 24 but I can't confirm.
3. I'm not sure about the whole planet thing but I'd like mine to be like Disneyland, only with real ski slopes on the Matterhorn and shorter waits for Splash Mountain. I think that would be cool as heck.
So anywhoo, as a guy already living in Big 12 country, thanks and hello. Stop by for a bowl of jello if you're in the neighborhood.
i see you failed to discuss the magic underwear. seems like you're hiding something already, friend. :shakesfist:
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damnit, that didn't go how we had planned at all
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damnit, that didn't go how we had planned at all
i have a feeling that mormons don't have great reading comprehension. :ck:
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damnit, that didn't go how we had planned at all
i have a feeling that mormons don't have great reading comprehension. :ck:
the BYU guy is already a better poster than you, move along
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damnit, that didn't go how we had planned at all
i have a feeling that mormons don't have great reading comprehension. :ck:
the BYU guy is already a better poster than you, move along
:comeatme: he's probably another of your socks
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On behalf of Cougar Nation (we're more of a city-state, actually) I would like to thank you for your gracious welcome! I would also like to take this opportunity to help clarify some of the differences you have pointed out:
1. We don't really hate black people anymore (overt racism free since 1978!). I would call us more intolerant and inexperienced/uneducated. Progress, people - now only 20 years behind the times!
2. I myself only have one wife and three kids. So far they have let me stay. Also, we marry our women as old as 20 these days sometimes. Rumor has it somebody made it to 24 but I can't confirm.
3. I'm not sure about the whole planet thing but I'd like mine to be like Disneyland, only with real ski slopes on the Matterhorn and shorter waits for Splash Mountain. I think that would be cool as heck.
So anywhoo, as a guy already living in Big 12 country, thanks and hello. Stop by for a bowl of jello if you're in the neighborhood.
It took awhile, but I deciphered his commie-mormon code. It's not looking good, boys.
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damnit, that didn't go how we had planned at all
i have a feeling that mormons don't have great reading comprehension. :ck:
the BYU guy is already a better poster than you, move along
:comeatme: he's probably another of your socks
No, he said "cool as heck", "anywhoo" and came off extremely likeable. I can't replicate that.
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i see you failed to discuss the magic underwear. seems like you're hiding something already, friend. :shakesfist:
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Wow - I usually like a guy to buy me a dinner and a martinelli's, or at least a cold caffeine-free Coke before I go prancing about in naught but my special undies. You folks DO take this premarital sex stuff seriously, don't you!
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i see you failed to discuss the magic underwear. seems like you're hiding something already, friend. :shakesfist:
Wow - I usually like a guy to buy me a dinner and a martinelli's, or at least a cold caffeine-free Coke before I go prancing about in naught but my special undies. You folks DO take this premarital sex stuff seriously, don't you!
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ok, i'm sold. welcome.
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i see you failed to discuss the magic underwear. seems like you're hiding something already, friend. :shakesfist:
Wow - I usually like a guy to buy me a dinner and a martinelli's, or at least a cold caffeine-free Coke before I go prancing about in naught but my special undies. You folks DO take this premarital sex stuff seriously, don't you!
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We are almost as stout at premarital sex as we are at crop judging/equestrian. :fatty:
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Folks, I'm sorry for that second post. I was getting so excited at the prospect of another-er- romantic entanglement I went a bit too soon. Happens to the best of us. I'll be back to clean up the mess after consulting with my ecclesiastical leader.
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Folks, I'm sorry for that second post. I was getting so excited at the prospect of another-er- romantic entanglement I went a bit too soon. Happens to the best of us. I'll be back to clean up the mess after consulting with my ecclesiastical leader.
f^ck you nikuman, go get us some easily offended BYU fans to mess with :dubious:
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niku, when did you start tithing?
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Folks, I'm sorry for that second post. I was getting so excited at the prospect of another-er- romantic entanglement I went a bit too soon. Happens to the best of us. I'll be back to clean up the mess after consulting with my ecclesiastical leader.
f^ck you nikuman, go get us some easily offended BYU fans to mess with :dubious:
Happy to oblige (not the f^cking part; that has to wait until after marriage and I think we'd have to go to California or Iowa maybe). I suggest a visit to the aforementioned cougarboard.com and a contest to see who can last longest without getting banned. I was a long-time denizen of that particular spot (it is the ass end of the interwebs, so my apologies) until it became obvious that humor and self-awareness was not exactly their cup of tea.
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Wow, nikuman is just owning everyone in this thread.
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Wow, nikuman is just owning everyone in this thread.
yes
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niku, when did you start tithing?
Right after puberty. There's this special bar mitzvah type deal where we cut off our vestigial tails and file down our horn nubs. It's a payment for services rendered. After that they school you on proper ways to use accounting to make yourself feel like you pay more than your neighbor, but only for the advanced acolytes.
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On behalf of Cougar Nation (we're more of a city-state, actually) I would like to thank you for your gracious welcome! I would also like to take this opportunity to help clarify some of the differences you have pointed out:
1. We don't really hate black people anymore (overt racism free since 1978!). I would call us more intolerant and inexperienced/uneducated. Progress, people - now only 20 years behind the times!
2. I myself only have one wife and three kids. So far they have let me stay. Also, we marry our women as old as 20 these days sometimes. Rumor has it somebody made it to 24 but I can't confirm.
3. I'm not sure about the whole planet thing but I'd like mine to be like Disneyland, only with real ski slopes on the Matterhorn and shorter waits for Splash Mountain. I think that would be cool as heck.
So anywhoo, as a guy already living in Big 12 country, thanks and hello. Stop by for a bowl of jelloglass of Kool-Aid if you're in the neighborhood.
i see you failed to discuss the magic underwear. seems like you're hiding something already, friend. :shakesfist:
:dubious: Smells like dirty laundry, where is The Laundromat when we need him. Anywhoo, fyp brah
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niku, when did you start tithing?
Right after puberty. There's this special bar mitzvah type deal where we cut off our vestigial tails and file down our horn nubs. It's a payment for services rendered. After that they school you on proper ways to use accounting to make yourself feel like you pay more than your neighbor, but only for the advanced acolytes.
Fantastic.
Welcome
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niku, when did you start tithing?
Right after puberty. There's this special bar mitzvah type deal where we cut off our vestigial tails and file down our horn nubs. It's a payment for services rendered. After that they school you on proper ways to use accounting to make yourself feel like you pay more than your neighbor, but only for the advanced acolytes.
thanks for the insight niku
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Wow, welcome Niku. Very impressed.
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Niku, I'm a little :dubious:. Can LDS Mormons use profanity? See the usage of "ass" above.
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Niku, I'm a little :dubious:. Can LDS Mormons use profanity? See the usage of "ass" above.
Maybe he was comparing cougar board to a donkey. :dunno:
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While I am only a level-3 Mormon, not the level-7 one Nikuman is, I wanted to pop by and add my comments.
1) Since Nik failed to address the special underwear comment, I will do so. Steve Young said it best when his 49ers teammates asked him where they could get a pair, he let them know they were too expensive. Sage, that Steve Young.
2) Pickle Juice, not Green Jello, is actually the substance that gives us our powers.
3) The biggest difference between us-all and you-all in terms of caffiene is temperature at which we partake. You-all may like yours in terms of coffee and tea, but as Mormons, Diet Coke is our staple in preparation for the apocolypse.
4) Warren Jeffs creeps the hell out of us too.
5) Don't let Nik fool you. He still has horns.
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I drink diet soda/pop at room temperature. Does that make me the missing link?
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While I am only a level-3 Mormon, not the level-7 one Nikuman is, I wanted to pop by and add my comments.
1) Since Nik failed to address the special underwear comment, I will do so. Steve Young said it best when his 49ers teammates asked him where they could get a pair, he let them know they were too expensive. Sage, that Steve Young.
2) Pickle Juice, not Green Jello, is actually the substance that gives us our powers.
3) The biggest difference between us-all and you-all in terms of caffiene is temperature at which we partake. You-all may like yours in terms of coffee and tea, but as Mormons, Diet Coke is our staple in preparation for the apocolypse.
4) Warren Jeffs creeps the hell out of us too.
5) Don't let Nik fool you. He still has horns.
You're not good at it
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While I am only a level-3 Mormon, not the level-7 one Nikuman is, I wanted to pop by and add my comments.
1) Since Nik failed to address the special underwear comment, I will do so. Steve Young said it best when his 49ers teammates asked him where they could get a pair, he let them know they were too expensive. Sage, that Steve Young.
2) Pickle Juice, not Green Jello, is actually the substance that gives us our powers.
3) The biggest difference between us-all and you-all in terms of caffiene is temperature at which we partake. You-all may like yours in terms of coffee and tea, but as Mormons, Diet Coke is our staple in preparation for the apocolypse.
4) Warren Jeffs creeps the hell out of us too.
5) Don't let Nik fool you. He still has horns.
I'm working as fast as my Mormon decoder ring will allow to decode their commie-mormon messages, but this is what I have so far... scary stuff. :sdeek:
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I drink diet soda/pop at room temperature. Does that make me the missing link?
Maybe. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your door-knocking ability?
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Niku, hah
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Niku, I'm a little :dubious:. Can LDS Mormons use profanity? See the usage of "ass" above.
A fair question indeed. I have a special dispensation in that I grew up wearing shitkickers. Most of the time we try to avoid speaking profanity in the same way most of you all try to avoid speaking Japanese - we just ain't that good at it. However, a childhood spent down on the farm quickly rendered me fluent in the correct usage of most of the more common epithets. No need to use grawlix 'round me!
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Just found a pic of Nikuman on the intarwebz:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cultureblues.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F02%2Fken-jennings.jpg&hash=4f42befe872ec44c38ba703cdcc2e208748caf26)
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Just found a pic of Nikuman on the intarwebz:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cultureblues.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F02%2Fken-jennings.jpg&hash=4f42befe872ec44c38ba703cdcc2e208748caf26)
OMG! The Mormons have their own nuclear arsenal!
What is we are all mumped?!? :runaway:
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Just found a pic of Nikuman on the intarwebz:
More like this.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.triplepundit.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F06%2Fmitt_romney1.jpg&hash=351ea00c4a59ff5fbdc5505729ab4b45344bc551)
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While I am only a level-3 Mormon, not the level-7 one Nikuman is, I wanted to pop by and add my comments.
1) Since Nik failed to address the special underwear comment, I will do so. Steve Young said it best when his 49ers teammates asked him where they could get a pair, he let them know they were too expensive. Sage, that Steve Young.
2) Pickle Juice, not Green Jello, is actually the substance that gives us our powers.
3) The biggest difference between us-all and you-all in terms of caffiene is temperature at which we partake. You-all may like yours in terms of coffee and tea, but as Mormons, Diet Coke is our staple in preparation for the apocolypse.
4) Warren Jeffs creeps the hell out of us too.
5) Don't let Nik fool you. He still has horns.
I'm working as fast as my Mormon decoder ring will allow to decode their commie-mormon messages, but this is what I have so far... scary stuff. :sdeek:
You use decoder rings, we use decoder stones. Another difference/similarity!
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Just found a pic of Nikuman on the intarwebz:
More like this.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.triplepundit.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F06%2Fmitt_romney1.jpg&hash=351ea00c4a59ff5fbdc5505729ab4b45344bc551)
I hate to break it to you, but the correct answer is more like this:
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I drink diet soda/pop at room temperature. Does that make me the missing link?
Maybe. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your door-knocking ability?
Oooooohhh! I lost my knuckles in 'Nam. :awkward:
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Just found a pic of Nikuman on the intarwebz:
More like this.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.triplepundit.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F06%2Fmitt_romney1.jpg&hash=351ea00c4a59ff5fbdc5505729ab4b45344bc551)
I hate to break it to you, but the correct answer is more like this:
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Almost Siz. Actually if that pic was shirtless and standing in front of a mirror it would be a lot more accurate!
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I hate to break it to you, but the correct answer is more like this:
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The guy on the left?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.babble.com%2FCS%2Fblogs%2Ffamecrawler%2F2009%2F05%2Fcruise-suri-katie-western-cowboy.jpg&hash=8208bbc17134a07553e013266a7e5613bc9365d6)
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Can we get a nacho cheese icon with a bike helmet or something so I know who's who?
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I hate to break it to you, but the correct answer is more like this:
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The guy on the left?
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Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna,
Dianetics cure ya much better indeed
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Just found a pic of Nikuman on the intarwebz:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cultureblues.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F02%2Fken-jennings.jpg&hash=4f42befe872ec44c38ba703cdcc2e208748caf26)
OMG! The Mormons have their own nuclear arsenal!
What is we are all mumped?!? :runaway:
No need! We're nothing if not littered (har!) with Birch Society brand patriotism and xenophobia. So only communists need take the strike up the tailpipe. Also, while we have a history of military conquest rivaled only by the French (we have a thicker accent though, at least in the Mothersland), our preference runs to chemical and not nuclear warfare. In fact, we have a chemical weapons depot convenient to Salt Lake City and an Air Force base for strike options. Missouri - think of them singing the Horst Wessel song in this narrative - is in for a dose of mustard gas righteousness one of these days!
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Just found a pic of Nikuman on the intarwebz:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cultureblues.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F02%2Fken-jennings.jpg&hash=4f42befe872ec44c38ba703cdcc2e208748caf26)
OMG! The Mormons have their own nuclear arsenal!
What is we are all mumped?!? :runaway:
No need! We're nothing if not littered (har!) with Birch Society brand patriotism and xenophobia. So only communists need take the strike up the tailpipe. Also, while we have a history of military conquest rivaled only by the French (we have a thicker accent though, at least in the Mothersland), our preference runs to chemical and not nuclear warfare. In fact, we have a chemical weapons depot convenient to Salt Lake City and an Air Force base for strike options. Missouri - think of them singing the Horst Wessel song in this narrative - is in for a dose of mustard gas righteousness one of these days!
Thank God for prevailing winds.
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Just found a pic of Nikuman on the intarwebz:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cultureblues.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F02%2Fken-jennings.jpg&hash=4f42befe872ec44c38ba703cdcc2e208748caf26)
OMG! The Mormons have their own nuclear arsenal!
What is we are all mumped?!? :runaway:
No need! We're nothing if not littered (har!) with Birch Society brand patriotism and xenophobia. So only communists need take the strike up the tailpipe. Also, while we have a history of military conquest rivaled only by the French (we have a thicker accent though, at least in the Mothersland), our preference runs to chemical and not nuclear warfare. In fact, we have a chemical weapons depot convenient to Salt Lake City and an Air Force base for strike options. Missouri - think of them singing the Horst Wessel song in this narrative - is in for a dose of mustard gas righteousness one of these days!
Don't forget behavioral shock therapy!
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I drink diet soda/pop at room temperature. Does that make me the missing link?
Maybe. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your door-knocking ability?
Oooooohhh! I lost my knuckles in 'Nam. :awkward:
I'll put you down as a solid 3 then.
How interested would you be in taking on a second wife?
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I drink diet soda/pop at room temperature. Does that make me the missing link?
Maybe. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your door-knocking ability?
Oooooohhh! I lost my knuckles in 'Nam. :awkward:
I'll put you down as a solid 3 then.
How interested would you be in taking on a second wife?
Unlike my MadCat associate, I am an excellent door knocker. Beat down doors for 5-6 years selling non-racist, delicious, Boy Scout popcorn.
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I drink diet soda/pop at room temperature. Does that make me the missing link?
Maybe. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your door-knocking ability?
Oooooohhh! I lost my knuckles in 'Nam. :awkward:
I'll put you down as a solid 3 then.
How interested would you be in taking on a second wife?
Unlike my MadCat associate, I am an excellent door knocker. Beat down doors for 5-6 years selling non-racist, delicious, Boy Scout popcorn.
That might not be racist, but it is definitely homophobic.
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I drink diet soda/pop at room temperature. Does that make me the missing link?
Maybe. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your door-knocking ability?
Oooooohhh! I lost my knuckles in 'Nam. :awkward:
I'll put you down as a solid 3 then.
How interested would you be in taking on a second wife?
Unlike my MadCat associate, I am an excellent door knocker. Beat down doors for 5-6 years selling non-racist, delicious, Boy Scout popcorn.
That might not be racist, but it is definitely homophobic.
In that case, we may have found our missing link.
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I drink diet soda/pop at room temperature. Does that make me the missing link?
Maybe. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your door-knocking ability?
Oooooohhh! I lost my knuckles in 'Nam. :awkward:
I'll put you down as a solid 3 then.
How interested would you be in taking on a second wife?
Unlike my MadCat associate, I am an excellent door knocker. Beat down doors for 5-6 years selling non-racist, delicious, Boy Scout popcorn.
That might not be racist, but it is definitely homophobic.
There is nothing homophobic about being an Eagle Scout. It's when you become a Troop Leader as an adult that the magnifying lens of homophobia comes down on you...
On an unrelated note, I'm not gay or homophobic, but I was in Vanity Fair thanks to the Boy Scouts....picture and name and everything.
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this chick was cool on Real World New Orleans, so 'grats and welcome to the conference or whatever.
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This thread has taken a turn for the AWESOME.
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This thread has taken a turn for the AWESOME.
I know man. It's like I'm a Morman and didn't know it... I am white, believe in God(but not the same God as you all), drink diet coke, and really like them white women! :blush:
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This thread has taken a turn for the AWESOME.
I know man. It's like I'm a Morman and didn't know it... I am white, believe in God(but not the same God as you all), drink caffeine-free diet coke, and really like them white women! :blush:
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good wholesome mormon avatar Katdaddy.
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:drool:
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:drool:
Directions to the Jose Quintero theater?
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Hey, guys, another BYU fan here.
1. What the hell is an Emaw? (can I say hell here?)
2. I just picked up my magic underwear from the floor because I just got laid by wife #2 (can I say laid here?)
3. I don't hate black people, although my wife's ex-boyfriend is black, and she didn't go back :pbj:
4. BYU fans aren't all dorks (no offense, Nikuman)
5. I'm not homophobic - in fact, my brother is a gay model married to a guy and I haven't even disowned him.
6. BYU's going to kick some Longhorn ass on Saturday.
7. Are you guys the ones that are good in basketball?
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Byu 1
Ksu 0
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Welcome to the conference, SoCalCoug.
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polygamy is a-ok in my book :cheers:
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Welcome you silly, racist, good message boarding Mormons.
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Welcome you silly, racist, good message boarding Mormons.
no crap. I'm totally jealous of the message boarding quality of these jello-loving bastards.
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Welcome you silly, racist, good message boarding Mormons.
no crap. I'm totally jealous of the message boarding quality of these jello-loving bastards.
But we're really lousy at drunk posting.
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Welcome you silly, racist, good message boarding Mormons.
no crap. I'm totally jealous of the message boarding quality of these jello-loving bastards.
But we're really lousy at drunk posting.
lots of my in-laws are mormon. true story.
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Hey, guys, another BYU fan here.
1. What the hell is an Emaw? (can I say hell here?)
2. I just picked up my magic underwear from the floor because I just got laid by wife #2 (can I say laid here?)
3. I don't hate black people, although my wife's ex-boyfriend is black, and she didn't go back :pbj:
4. BYU fans aren't all dorks (no offense, Nikuman)
5. I'm not homophobic - in fact, my brother is a gay model married to a guy and I haven't even disowned him.
6. BYU's going to kick some Longhorn ass on Saturday.
7. Are you guys the ones that are good in basketball?
I love the mormon fans who pretend they don't hate black people. They are my absolute favorites.
If there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better. Haven't met one of them yet.
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hey, new mormon friends.....watch out for a poster named pike, he will post a bunch of southpark things about you being mormon and will think that they are hilarious.
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If there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better. Haven't met one of them yet.
Well, now, sonny, there's where I'm going to have to quibble with you a bit. You can object to his methodology all you want, but I'm pretty sure the numerical successes of The Prophet with the ladies speak for themselves. And a closer examination of the record shows that he was successful with older women as well as younger. He even convinced a husband or two to share. Hard time with the ladies? I think not!
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If there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better. Haven't met one of them yet.
Well, now, sonny, there's where I'm going to have to quibble with you a bit. You can object to his methodology all you want, but I'm pretty sure the numerical successes of The Prophet with the ladies speak for themselves. And a closer examination of the record shows that he was successful with older women as well as younger. He even convinced a husband or two to share. Hard time with the ladies? I think not!
Not impressed. There are some neighborhoods in Johnson County that allow you to accomplish this by simply putting a white rock in your front yard.
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The guy on the left?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.babble.com%2FCS%2Fblogs%2Ffamecrawler%2F2009%2F05%2Fcruise-suri-katie-western-cowboy.jpg&hash=8208bbc17134a07553e013266a7e5613bc9365d6)
OT: I know that's Top Gun on the left, but who's the guy on the right?
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The guy from No country for old men.
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Tails I win--heads you lose!
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If there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better. Haven't met one of them yet.
Well, now, sonny, there's where I'm going to have to quibble with you a bit. You can object to his methodology all you want, but I'm pretty sure the numerical successes of The Prophet with the ladies speak for themselves. And a closer examination of the record shows that he was successful with older women as well as younger. He even convinced a husband or two to share. Hard time with the ladies? I think not!
Not impressed. There are some neighborhoods in Johnson County that allow you to accomplish this by simply putting a white rock in your front yard.
Our preferred method is white rock in the hat, thanks.
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Hey, guys, another BYU fan here.
1. What the hell is an Emaw? (can I say hell here?)
2. I just picked up my magic underwear from the floor because I just got laid by wife #2 (can I say laid here?)
3. I don't hate black people, although my wife's ex-boyfriend is black, and she didn't go back :pbj:
4. BYU fans aren't all dorks (no offense, Nikuman)
5. I'm not homophobic - in fact, my brother is a gay model married to a guy and I haven't even disowned him.
6. BYU's going to kick some Longhorn ass on Saturday.
7. Are you guys the ones that are good in basketball?
I love the mormon fans who pretend they don't hate black people. They are my absolute favorites.
If there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better. Haven't met one of them yet.
Unlike Niku I am not a practicin' Mormon anymore and haven't been for a few years. I even love black people now. In fact, I have a website to prove it! You may have seen my site before, but it might be a good time to revisit it now. http://blackpeopleloveus.com/
T
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byu fans, please don't be under the impression that we want you in our conference to replace a&m. we don't want another one of those. so, on a scale of 0 to boulder, just how snobby are you guys?
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Hey, guys, another BYU fan here.
1. What the hell is an Emaw? (can I say hell here?)
2. I just picked up my magic underwear from the floor because I just got laid by wife #2 (can I say laid here?)
3. I don't hate black people, although my wife's ex-boyfriend is black, and she didn't go back :pbj:
4. BYU fans aren't all dorks (no offense, Nikuman)
5. I'm not homophobic - in fact, my brother is a gay model married to a guy and I haven't even disowned him.
6. BYU's going to kick some Longhorn ass on Saturday.
7. Are you guys the ones that are good in basketball?
I love the mormon fans who pretend they don't hate black people. They are my absolute favorites.
If there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better. Haven't met one of them yet.
Unlike Niku I am not a practicin' Mormon anymore and haven't been for a few years. I even love black people now. In fact, I have a website to prove it! You may have seen my site before, but it might be a good time to revisit it now. http://blackpeopleloveus.com/
T
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Forcing chicks is not scoring chicks.
Otherwise, sherron Collins would be a real pimp.
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byu fans, please don't be under the impression that we want you in our conference to replace a&m. we don't want another one of those. so, on a scale of 0 to boulder, just how snobby are you guys?
I don't now that I would call our fanbase snobby but there is a large continget that move their mouths only as a result of having Salt Lake's hand up their ass. So we got that going for us....which is nice.
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byu fans, please don't be under the impression that we want you in our conference to replace a&m. we don't want another one of those. so, on a scale of 0 to boulder, just how snobby are you guys?
I don't now that I would call our fanbase snobby but there is a large continget that move their mouths only as a result of having Salt Lake's hand up their ass. So we got that going for us....which is nice.
I've only been once, but I'm pretty sure Salt Lake doesn't have a hand. So what's the real story? What AREN'T you telling us?
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On behalf of Cougar Nation (we're more of a city-state, actually) I would like to thank you for your gracious welcome! I would also like to take this opportunity to help clarify some of the differences you have pointed out:
1. We don't really hate black people anymore (overt racism free since 1978!). I would call us more intolerant and inexperienced/uneducated. Progress, people - now only 20 years behind the times!
2. I myself only have one wife and three kids. So far they have let me stay. Also, we marry our women as old as 20 these days sometimes. Rumor has it somebody made it to 24 but I can't confirm.
3. I'm not sure about the whole planet thing but I'd like mine to be like Disneyland, only with real ski slopes on the Matterhorn and shorter waits for Splash Mountain. I think that would be cool as heck.
So anywhoo, as a guy already living in Big 12 country, thanks and hello. Stop by for a bowl of jello if you're in the neighborhood.
It took awhile, but I deciphered his commie-mormon code. It's not looking good, boys.
Did you have to wear special glasses to do that?
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Forcing chicks is not scoring chicks.
Otherwise, sherron Collins would be a real pimp.
An excellent point that was routinely discussed in law school. It's now a standard bullet item when I warn my gentile friends about the dangers of alcohol and using it to soften up a ladyfriend for semi-consensual but unsanctioned premarital sex.
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byu fans, please don't be under the impression that we want you in our conference to replace a&m. we don't want another one of those. so, on a scale of 0 to boulder, just how snobby are you guys?
I don't now that I would call our fanbase snobby but there is a large continget that move their mouths only as a result of having Salt Lake's hand up their ass. So we got that going for us....which is nice.
would those mouths ever say "ha ha! you live in KANSAS!" in a cruel, belittling way?
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already <3 these guys
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I effing hate BYU. Eff those guys. Eff Mormons, too. Eff your missionary trips and your cookies and your judgement of people not like you.
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Hey, guys, another BYU fan here.
1. What the hell is an Emaw? (can I say hell here?)
2. I just picked up my magic underwear from the floor because I just got laid by wife #2 (can I say laid here?)
3. I don't hate black people, although my wife's ex-boyfriend is black, and she didn't go back :pbj:
4. BYU fans aren't all dorks (no offense, Nikuman)
5. I'm not homophobic - in fact, my brother is a gay model married to a guy and I haven't even disowned him.
6. BYU's going to kick some Longhorn ass on Saturday.
7. Are you guys the ones that are good in basketball?
I love the mormon fans who pretend they don't hate black people. They are my absolute favorites.
If there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better. Haven't met one of them yet.
Well, at the very least, black people are waaaay down my list of things I hate:
1. Beets
2. Rednecks
3. Ute football fans
4. Celtics
5. Yankees
6. Barry Switzer
7. Glenn Beck
8. Traffic
9. Chick flicks
10. Body odor
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:ck:
http://www.blacklds.org/ (http://www.blacklds.org/)
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I effing hate BYU. Eff those guys. Eff Mormons, too. Eff your missionary trips and your cookies and your judgement of people not like you.
Don't hold your feelings in. Let us know the pain you're feeling. Don't hold back.
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I effing hate BYU. Eff those guys. Eff Mormons, too. Eff your missionary trips and your cookies and your judgement of people not like you.
Don't hold your feelings in. Let us know the pain you're feeling. Don't hold back.
This is exactly the stuff I hate right here! :chainsaw: :curse:
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i don't know the story with the cookies, but i can't imaine a reason to hate cookies.
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i don't know the story with the cookies, but i can't imaine a reason to hate cookies.
Oh, I'll clarify. I hate Mormon cookies. Love me some regular Christian cookies, though.
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i don't know the story with the cookies, but i can't imaine a reason to hate cookies.
Oh, I'll clarify. I hate Mormon cookies. Love me some regular Christian cookies, though.
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i don't know the story with the cookies, but i can't imaine a reason to hate cookies.
Oh, I'll clarify. I hate Mormon cookies. Love me some regular Christian cookies, though.
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Oh eff you.
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Forcing chicks is not scoring chicks.
Otherwise, sherron Collins would be a real pimp.
An excellent point that was routinely discussed in law school. It's now a standard bullet item when I warn my gentile friends about the dangers of alcohol and using it to soften up a ladyfriend for semi-consensual but unsanctioned premarital sex.
Good! I like your pro-active approach. You are "ahead of the curve" as they say in my business (curve manufacturing).
Now, what do you tell them about forcing 12-14 year old girls into marrying much older men, then forcing them to have sex with men they did not (could not) choose to be with? I can help you incorporate some information into your bullet points on this issue if need be.
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Hey, guys, another BYU fan here.
1. What the hell is an Emaw? (can I say hell here?)
2. I just picked up my magic underwear from the floor because I just got laid by wife #2 (can I say laid here?)
3. I don't hate black people, although my wife's ex-boyfriend is black, and she didn't go back :pbj:
4. BYU fans aren't all dorks (no offense, Nikuman)
5. I'm not homophobic - in fact, my brother is a gay model married to a guy and I haven't even disowned him.
6. BYU's going to kick some Longhorn ass on Saturday.
7. Are you guys the ones that are good in basketball?
I love the mormon fans who pretend they don't hate black people. They are my absolute favorites.
If there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better. Haven't met one of them yet.
Well, at the very least, black people are waaaay down my list of things I hate:
1. Beets
2. Rednecks
3. Ute football fans
4. Celtics
5. Yankees
6. Barry Switzer
7. Glenn Beck
8. Traffic
9. Chick flicks
10. Body odor
My gosh(you're welcome), look at #2 and #10. You realize your new confy mates are midwesterners, right?
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Forcing chicks is not scoring chicks.
Otherwise, sherron Collins would be a real pimp.
An excellent point that was routinely discussed in law school. It's now a standard bullet item when I warn my gentile friends about the dangers of alcohol and using it to soften up a ladyfriend for semi-consensual but unsanctioned premarital sex.
Good! I like your pro-active approach. You are "ahead of the curve" as they say in my business (curve manufacturing).
Now, what do you tell them about forcing 12-14 year old girls into marrying much older men, then forcing them to have sex with men they did not (could not) choose to be with? I can help you incorporate some information into your bullet points on this issue if need be.
Well, see, here's the real rub with that: I don't actually know any of the forced child rapist people. There's a couple of reasons for that:
1. My own (and only) wife was of an age that would have permitted her to drink and gamble in any of our fine states when we got married. You know, assuming she was into that sort of thing. Not only that, I easily passed the "half your age plus seven rule." So it's a bit outside of my experience.
2. Back in the day, there wasn't a whole lot of illegal forcing going on (recall that rape couldn't be committed against a wife in most states, though, and of course there's the whole "is she a wife if it's bigamy" deal). Anyway, they pretty much got married like anybody else, only they did it again, and again, and again. Some of the women were too young (economics of supply and demand in a society where women are semi-chattelized?) and I'm sure there was a lot of the "get married to me or go to hell" bit but our notorious namesake ZZ Top polygamist prophet Brigham Young had a whole bunch of reputedly amicable divorces to go along with those wives. Not sure it was 47, but it was more than one.
The crazy forcing thing really started back at the turn of the century (this would be the 19th-20th, not 20th-21st) when a bunch of crazies decided we weren't hardcore enough and broke off. There's a whole lot of politics and murder and bombs and plural wives acting as spies (no, really!) but it came down to a bunch of people moving to the AZ-UT border to rape their womenfolk in peace. They have since moved to Texas, mostly, so they're a Big 12 problem now. Well, maybe C-USA or whatever since they're sort of close to El Paso.
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Forcing chicks is not scoring chicks.
Otherwise, sherron Collins would be a real pimp.
An excellent point that was routinely discussed in law school. It's now a standard bullet item when I warn my gentile friends about the dangers of alcohol and using it to soften up a ladyfriend for semi-consensual but unsanctioned premarital sex.
Good! I like your pro-active approach. You are "ahead of the curve" as they say in my business (curve manufacturing).
Now, what do you tell them about forcing 12-14 year old girls into marrying much older men, then forcing them to have sex with men they did not (could not) choose to be with? I can help you incorporate some information into your bullet points on this issue if need be.
Well, see, here's the real rub with that: I don't actually know any of the forced child rapist people. There's a couple of reasons for that:
1. My own (and only) wife was of an age that would have permitted her to drink and gamble in any of our fine states when we got married. You know, assuming she was into that sort of thing. Not only that, I easily passed the "half your age plus seven rule." So it's a bit outside of my experience.
2. Back in the day, there wasn't a whole lot of illegal forcing going on (recall that rape couldn't be committed against a wife in most states, though, and of course there's the whole "is she a wife if it's bigamy" deal). Anyway, they pretty much got married like anybody else, only they did it again, and again, and again. Some of the women were too young (economics of supply and demand in a society where women are semi-chattelized?) and I'm sure there was a lot of the "get married to me or go to hell" bit but our notorious namesake ZZ Top polygamist prophet Brigham Young had a whole bunch of reputedly amicable divorces to go along with those wives. Not sure it was 47, but it was more than one.
The crazy forcing thing really started back at the turn of the century (this would be the 19th-20th, not 20th-21st) when a bunch of crazies decided we weren't hardcore enough and broke off. There's a whole lot of politics and murder and bombs and plural wives acting as spies (no, really!) but it came down to a bunch of people moving to the AZ-UT border to rape their womenfolk in peace. They have since moved to Texas, mostly, so they're a Big 12 problem now. Well, maybe C-USA or whatever since they're sort of close to El Paso.
Would make a great book or Hollywood motion picture.
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"Thunder" Dan Majerle tried to choke me out at Lucky's when I told him that the highlight of his career was getting to play with Danny Ainge.
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Hey BYU, when the Big XII - III falls apart, you should try to join whatever conference we join. Thanks.
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Forcing chicks is not scoring chicks.
Otherwise, sherron Collins would be a real pimp.
An excellent point that was routinely discussed in law school. It's now a standard bullet item when I warn my gentile friends about the dangers of alcohol and using it to soften up a ladyfriend for semi-consensual but unsanctioned premarital sex.
Good! I like your pro-active approach. You are "ahead of the curve" as they say in my business (curve manufacturing).
Now, what do you tell them about forcing 12-14 year old girls into marrying much older men, then forcing them to have sex with men they did not (could not) choose to be with? I can help you incorporate some information into your bullet points on this issue if need be.
Well, see, here's the real rub with that: I don't actually know any of the forced child rapist people. There's a couple of reasons for that:
1. My own (and only) wife was of an age that would have permitted her to drink and gamble in any of our fine states when we got married. You know, assuming she was into that sort of thing. Not only that, I easily passed the "half your age plus seven rule." So it's a bit outside of my experience.
2. Back in the day, there wasn't a whole lot of illegal forcing going on (recall that rape couldn't be committed against a wife in most states, though, and of course there's the whole "is she a wife if it's bigamy" deal). Anyway, they pretty much got married like anybody else, only they did it again, and again, and again. Some of the women were too young (economics of supply and demand in a society where women are semi-chattelized?) and I'm sure there was a lot of the "get married to me or go to hell" bit but our notorious namesake ZZ Top polygamist prophet Brigham Young had a whole bunch of reputedly amicable divorces to go along with those wives. Not sure it was 47, but it was more than one.
The crazy forcing thing really started back at the turn of the century (this would be the 19th-20th, not 20th-21st) when a bunch of crazies decided we weren't hardcore enough and broke off. There's a whole lot of politics and murder and bombs and plural wives acting as spies (no, really!) but it came down to a bunch of people moving to the AZ-UT border to rape their womenfolk in peace. They have since moved to Texas, mostly, so they're a Big 12 problem now. Well, maybe C-USA or whatever since they're sort of close to El Paso.
:sdeek: the decoder ring never lies!
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Hey, guys, another BYU fan here.
1. What the hell is an Emaw? (can I say hell here?)
2. I just picked up my magic underwear from the floor because I just got laid by wife #2 (can I say laid here?)
3. I don't hate black people, although my wife's ex-boyfriend is black, and she didn't go back :pbj:
4. BYU fans aren't all dorks (no offense, Nikuman)
5. I'm not homophobic - in fact, my brother is a gay model married to a guy and I haven't even disowned him.
6. BYU's going to kick some Longhorn ass on Saturday.
7. Are you guys the ones that are good in basketball?
I love the mormon fans who pretend they don't hate black people. They are my absolute favorites.
If there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better. Haven't met one of them yet.
Well, at the very least, black people are waaaay down my list of things I hate:
1. Beets
2. Rednecks
3. Ute football fans
4. Celtics
5. Yankees
6. Barry Switzer
7. Glenn Beck
8. Traffic
9. Chick flicks
10. Body odor
My gosh(you're welcome), look at #2 and #10. You realize your new confy mates are midwesterners, right?
Are you trying to say all midwesterners are foul-smelling rednecks? I certainly had Missouri (and Riverside County, California) rednecks in mind. I would never sully the name of the good midwesterners. Except those Missourians who ran the Mormons out of their state 175 years ago.
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Hey, guys, another BYU fan here.
1. What the hell is an Emaw? (can I say hell here?)
2. I just picked up my magic underwear from the floor because I just got laid by wife #2 (can I say laid here?)
3. I don't hate black people, although my wife's ex-boyfriend is black, and she didn't go back :pbj:
4. BYU fans aren't all dorks (no offense, Nikuman)
5. I'm not homophobic - in fact, my brother is a gay model married to a guy and I haven't even disowned him.
6. BYU's going to kick some Longhorn ass on Saturday.
7. Are you guys the ones that are good in basketball?
I love the mormon fans who pretend they don't hate black people. They are my absolute favorites.
If there were any that would pretend Joseph Smith wasn't kind of a twerp who had a hard time scoring chicks, I'd like them equal if not better. Haven't met one of them yet.
Well, at the very least, black people are waaaay down my list of things I hate:
1. Beets
2. Rednecks
3. Ute football fans
4. Celtics
5. Yankees
6. Barry Switzer
7. Glenn Beck
8. Traffic
9. Chick flicks
10. Body odor
My gosh(you're welcome), look at #2 and #10. You realize your new confy mates are midwesterners, right?
Are you trying to say all midwesterners are foul-smelling rednecks? I certainly had Missouri (and Riverside County, California) rednecks in mind. I would never sully the name of the good midwesterners. Except those Missourians who ran the Mormons out of their state 175 years ago.
Can't wait for the Cougz to join the conference! Congrats again on joining the Big XII.
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I'd also like to welcome you BYU Fighting Mormons to the BIG XII. You mormon folk are just so delightful, that I, Wesley J. Mantooth, am starting to wonder if I am not also mormon? :dunno:
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"Thunder" Dan Majerle tried to choke me out at Lucky's when I told him that the highlight of his career was getting to play with Danny Ainge.
Is this the same choke out technique you use today or have you developed your own?
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Well, at the very least, black people are waaaay down my list of things I hate:
1. Beets
2. Rednecks
3. Ute football fans
4. Celtics
5. Yankees
6. Barry Switzer
7. Glenn Beck
8. Traffic
9. Chick flicks
10. Body odor
socalcoug, could you please explain what is going on below (and to the left of your posts)? is this one of your lovely wives? :thumbs:
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Well, at the very least, black people are waaaay down my list of things I hate:
1. Beets
2. Rednecks
3. Ute football fans
4. Celtics
5. Yankees
6. Barry Switzer
7. Glenn Beck
8. Traffic
9. Chick flicks
10. Body odor
socalcoug, could you please explain what is going on below (and to the left of your posts)? is this one of your lovely wives? :thumbs:
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With the snow covering up the "!" in the Yahoo! logo, and with the angle of her hat, it appears at first glance to look like a BYU oval-Y logo. Considering the dress and grooming standards at BYU, we don't get a lot of these kinds of pictures out of our coeds, so we have to make do.
No, she's not one of my wives, if my wife were to dress like her, and position herself similarly, there would be a certain resemblance.
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god damn. i'm getting ldsbookstore ads now. i guess it's at least a break from briggs' vomit ads.
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god damn. i'm getting ldsbookstore ads now. i guess it's at least a break from briggs' vomit ads.
-500 ahearn points
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"Thunder" Dan Majerle tried to choke me out at Lucky's when I told him that the highlight of his career was getting to play with Danny Ainge.
Is this the same choke out technique you use today or have you developed your own?
I learned it from you, Thunder Dan! I learned it from you!
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Actual BYU game note: "Currently six BYU players are fathers, led by senior WR Spencer Hafoka with two children"
If this was on a non-mormany team, the NC would be within reach.
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Lotta white boys handing it to Texas right now.
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betting that there is a lotta Mack haters warming up for some late night twitter hate.
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I welcomed a BYU fan I saw in DIA to the Big 12. He seemed confused about my pak head shirt and wtf I was talking about. Guess he doesn't have the interwebs. Or a plane flew into cloudflare when he came looking for this thread.
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I welcomed a BYU fan I saw in DIA to the Big 12. He seemed confused about my pak head shirt and wtf I was talking about. Guess he doesn't have the interwebs. Or a plane flew into cloudflare when he came looking for this thread.
I thought Mormons couldn't travel on Sundays? Or see the light of day on Sundays? or something :ohno:
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I welcomed a BYU fan I saw in DIA to the Big 12. He seemed confused about my pak head shirt and wtf I was talking about. Guess he doesn't have the interwebs. Or a plane flew into cloudflare when he came looking for this thread.
I thought Mormons couldn't travel on Sundays? Or see the light of day on Sundays? or something :ohno:
I guess he could have been a yale fan.
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I welcomed a BYU fan I saw in DIA to the Big 12. He seemed confused about my pak head shirt and wtf I was talking about. Guess he doesn't have the interwebs. Or a plane flew into cloudflare when he came looking for this thread.
I thought Mormons couldn't travel on Sundays? Or see the light of day on Sundays? or something :ohno:
I guess he could have been a yale fan.
Probably why he was so effing confused. :dunno:
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Hahahahaahahahaah hook 'em! Eff BYU!
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Greetings, my new BYU friends! If you tire of the witty bon mots being exchanged here, here's a link to a comforting source of wisdom that you know and love:
http://lds.org/scriptures/bofm?lang=eng
I encourage you to buy multiple deer tags this fall in order to ensure your women's receptivity to men who are not their husbands. As a man who is not your women's husband, I find it very enjoyable to, um, get to know your women while you are spending time at deer camp.
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* A Brief Explanation about the Book of Mormon
* 1 Nephi
* 2 Nephi
* Jacob
* Enos
* Jarom
* Omni
* Words of Mormon
* Mosiah
* Alma
* Helaman
* 3 Nephi
* 4 Nephi
* Mormon
* Ether
* Moroni
:horrorsurprise:
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Don't know much about Mormons, other than they do a bunch of weird things in the name of faith. Are they snake handlers? If so, why not?
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Saw a BYU fan earlier on the other side of the street when I was out for breakfast here in Pac-12 country. Didn't have a chance to welcome him to the Big 12.
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A lot of blue at Darrel K. Royal stadium yesterday. I talked to a few and most were pretty excited to join.
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Question for the Mormons, I mostly think you guys are insane and ignorant, but I want in on this polygamy stuff.. How do I get in on that aspect of Mormonism but not be a total idiot and believe all the nonsensical b.s. that you guys do ??
Thanks in advance !!!!
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Don't know much about Mormons, other than they do a bunch of weird things in the name of faith. Are they snake handlers? If so, why not?
You mean snakes as in real snakes, or is it some sort of euphemism? If it's the latter, I suppose you could say my wife is a pretty good snake handler.
If you're talking about real snakes, I guess I'd say more of us are scared of or disgusted by snakes than consider ourselves snake handlers. Personally, I like snakes and have had them as pets before, but I didn't bring them to church.
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Question for the Mormons, I mostly think you guys are insane and ignorant, but I want in on this polygamy stuff.. How do I get in on that aspect of Mormonism but not be a total idiot and believe all the nonsensical b.s. that you guys do ??
Thanks in advance !!!!
I'd say join the NBA. They do pretty good on the polygamy-type stuff, without all the morals and religious beliefs. Plus, they don't frown on tatoos.
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By the way, could some of you guys go give Oklahoma a good ass-kicking so there's still a Big 12 around for us to join?
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By the way, could some of you guys go give Oklahoma a good ass-kicking so there's still a Big 12 around for us to join?
They're still butthurt about the last ass kicking we gave them, and that was like 34 years ago, so.....ya.
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For anyone wanting to learn more about the Mormon religion, just be patient: Trey Parker and Matt Stone confirm a Book of Mormon movie is on the way (http://www.flix66.com/2011/09/13/trey-parker-and-matt-stone-confirm-a-book-of-mormon-movie-is-on-the-way/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=trey-parker-and-matt-stone-confirm-a-book-of-mormon-movie-is-on-the-way)
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Question for the Mormons, I mostly think you guys are insane and ignorant, but I want in on this polygamy stuff.. How do I get in on that aspect of Mormonism but not be a total idiot and believe all the nonsensical b.s. that you guys do ??
Thanks in advance !!!!
without all the morals and religious beliefs.
And hilariously misguided racism.
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Question for Mormons: what kind of porn do y'all like the best? I assume black porn, or maybe cuckold porn. Please confirm.
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Question for Mormons: what kind of porn do y'all like the best? I assume black porn, or maybe cuckold porn. Please confirm.
Is "kiddie" not the obvious answer here?
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Question for the Mormons, I mostly think you guys are insane and ignorant, but I want in on this polygamy stuff.. How do I get in on that aspect of Mormonism but not be a total idiot and believe all the nonsensical b.s. that you guys do ??
Thanks in advance !!!!
it's not as difficult as you think. they just can't be real marriages recognized by the state.
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Now that our conference is stable for 24 hours, welcome to the Big XII..
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Now that our conference is stable for 24 hours, welcome to the Big XII..
Yeah, you guys need to get those Okies under control. We're just sitting here, waiting by the telephone.
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it's not as difficult as you think. they just can't be real marriages recognized by the state.
Just have "sisters" live in. I think the Big 12 should take this approach to BYU. Everybody schedule them and stuff and invite them to BB tourney, but don't actually embarrass ourselves by actually letting them join the conference.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2011/09/22/jvm-sister-wives-panel.hln
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it's not as difficult as you think. they just can't be real marriages recognized by the state.
Just have "sisters" live in. I think the Big 12 should take this approach to BYU. Everybody schedule them and stuff and invite them to BB tourney, but don't actually embarrass ourselves by actually letting them join the conference.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2011/09/22/jvm-sister-wives-panel.hln
You know, I could live with that. It's better to be somebody's bitch than nobody's bitch.
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Now you're speaking our language!
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By the way, could some of you guys go give Oklahoma a good ass-kicking so there's still a Big 12 around for us to join?
They're still butthurt about the last ass kicking we gave them, and that was like 34 years ago, so.....ya.
Oh, by the way, thank you from the bottom of our hearts for that. You realize that by beating Oklahoma in 1984, you guys helped open the door for our one and only national championship. I repent of my "At least we didn't lose to Kansas State" arguments I have to admit came out of my mouth in responding to people saying Oklahoma should have been the national champions instead of BYU.
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I don't get you fuckers. BYU is NOT good for us. If we let them join, we'll just be reliving what happened in 1857 at the Mountain Meadows Massacre:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre
The Mormons will dress up like indians and slaughter us all (except for children younger than 8) in pursuit of blood atonement.
So, it's a trap! A rough ridin' trap! Open your rough ridin' eyes!
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I don't get you fuckers. BYU is NOT good for us. If we let them join, we'll just be reliving what happened in 1857 at the Mountain Meadows Massacre:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre
The Mormons will dress up like indians and slaughter us all (except for children younger than 8) in pursuit of blood atonement.
So, it's a trap! A rough ridin' trap! Open your rough ridin' eyes!
The specific dates of the war are from August 6, 1838 (the Gallatin election battle) to November 1, 1838 when Joseph Smith surrendered at Far West.
We will just drop a Far West on them and they will surrender.
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I don't get you fuckers. BYU is NOT good for us. If we let them join, we'll just be reliving what happened in 1857 at the Mountain Meadows Massacre:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre
The Mormons will dress up like indians and slaughter us all (except for children younger than 8) in pursuit of blood atonement.
So, it's a trap! A rough ridin' trap! Open your rough ridin' eyes!
I bestow upon you the goEMAW.com Admiral Ackbar Award
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Men's basketball tourney in Salt Lake would be fun. Get a little skiing in...
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I don't get you fuckers. BYU is NOT good for us. If we let them join, we'll just be reliving what happened in 1857 at the Mountain Meadows Massacre:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre
The Mormons will dress up like indians and slaughter us all (except for children younger than 8) in pursuit of blood atonement.
So, it's a trap! A rough ridin' trap! Open your rough ridin' eyes!
The Mountain Meadows massacre was a series of attacks on the Baker–Fancher emigrant wagon train, at Mountain Meadows in southern Utah. The attacks culminated on September 11, 1857 in the mass slaughter of the emigrant party by the Iron County district of the Utah Territorial Militia and some local Native Americans.
My God... Pete, your birthday was just destined to be ruined....
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So, Pete starts the "smoke your cigars" thread over a year ago, it explodes with twists and turns almost everyday and now, it is clear he is destined to be attacked by a mormon dressed as an indian.
Poor Pete.
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ILLEMAWNATTI!!!!!!! :runaway:
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Oh, by the way, thank you from the bottom of our hearts for that. You realize that by beating Oklahoma in 1984, you guys helped open the door for our one and only national championship. I repent of my "At least we didn't lose to Kansas State" arguments I have to admit came out of my mouth in responding to people saying Oklahoma should have been the national champions instead of BYU.
Great... Another Big 12 team that will be throwing their NC in our face.. Hey dude, You have a NC in soil judging? NO?!?! How about equestrian? NO!?!?! Well, what about whatever it is that Beth Mendenhall does.... was that debate? I don't know, but DO YOU?!?!?! Well then GTFOMF! :gocho:
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the only thing I really care to say to BYU fans is that Kevin Lockett's foot was inbounds. :powerespect:
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We still show that highlight from the Cotton Bowl of some Cougar getting tackled, like, really hard. :peek:
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We still show that highlight from the Cotton Bowl of some Cougar getting tackled, like, really hard. :peek:
I still have the VHS tape of that game for that very reason. Watched it several times (Mario Smith?) Incredible hit. Knocked his mouthpiece out, was all dazed! Wish I still had a VCR...
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We still show that highlight from the Cotton Bowl of some Cougar getting tackled, like, really hard. :peek:
I think that was K.O. (ironic, isn't it?) Kealaluhi. We still remember it as "that huge hit on our WR in the Cotton Bowl" A good, clean, hard hit.
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Forgot about this LG Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgb7UXB4flQ&feature=channel_video_title)
:love: but :shakesfist:
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Can someone around here do something? TCU? Seriously?
This waiting around to see if BYU joins the Big 12 is as bad as my wait on losing my virginity.
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Can someone around here do something? TCU? Seriously?
This waiting around to see if BYU joins the Big 12 is as bad as my wait on losing my virginity.
I feel like you and I could party, bro. Was really hoping you guys would be in the conference.
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Tell MIZZOU to GTFO of my conference and it's on.
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Drop the crazy religous restrictions about playing on sunday and keeping a certain amount of games to yourself and then we'll talk....Your equipment isnt close to texas sized so stop trying...
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Can someone around here do something? TCU? Seriously?
This waiting around to see if BYU joins the Big 12 is as bad as my wait on losing my virginity.
if I had a vote you guys would in. doesn't look like it will ever happen. :frown:
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Can someone around here do something? TCU? Seriously?
This waiting around to see if BYU joins the Big 12 is as bad as my wait on losing my virginity.
You might not get into the Big 12, but you should lose your v-card anyway.
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I enjoy those mormom commercials. They show the politeness and cleanliness of mormons while masking their virulent hatred of non-whites. really stress the good sides.
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I enjoy those mormom commercials. They show the politeness and cleanliness of mormons while masking their virulent hatred of non-whites. really stress the good sides.
and we're expected to believe the mormons are the bigots here
nice job bigotdave
BYU, we welcome you!!!!
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I enjoy those mormom commercials. They show the politeness and cleanliness of mormons while masking their virulent hatred of non-whites. really stress the good sides.
If you hated non-whites but often carried groceries for old white ladies, which would you emphasize?
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http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh6KGUkMs9TUGZ8WcS (http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh6KGUkMs9TUGZ8WcS)
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oh dear lord
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can't see, what is it?
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can't see, what is it?
A guy gets blackface makeup and asks BYU students what they know about black people. glad they didn't go to KSU. :frown:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tCSRhhVO3A
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http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh6KGUkMs9TUGZ8WcS (http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh6KGUkMs9TUGZ8WcS)
We need these dopes in the BIG12 pronto. I had a great time in OKC a few years ago at the BB tourney game, being a drunk dick to the BYU fans is enlightening .
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I have said many times that I can't wait to roll into Lavell Edwards stadium with a flask full of Kentucky Deluxe in my front pocket.
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What we usually do is we love our fried chicken and we go with some grape juice
I recently got back from my mission in Alabama. And obviously the place I was at down there there, uh, was a ,uh, lot more, as you could say, "Colored people".
:opcat:
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http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh6KGUkMs9TUGZ8WcS (http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh6KGUkMs9TUGZ8WcS)
A black guy acting like a white guy? That good. Classy.
When they started going impressions I lost it. eff man.
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can't see, what is it?
it's :opcat: Jay Walking...
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Mitt Romney
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Mitt Romney
I bet they develop a good rivalry with OU, and just piss pound us and talk down to us and act all high and mighty. Like NU in the 80's and 90's.
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Mitt Romney
I bet they develop a good rivalry with OU, and just piss pound us and talk down to us and act all high and mighty. Like NU in the 80's and 90's.
it's all those samoans they get. they will crush us
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https://twitter.com/sltrib/status/1700603872274760007
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bunch of snowflakes
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Bravo. Joseph Smith is smiling down from Latter Day Saint heaven. The man didn’t go to the hard work of hiding all of those secret gold tablets and putting up with those bagillion wives just to end up having his legacy tarnished by harlots dancing to rap music.
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Who are we to criticize the Mormon organization? They have BILLIONS in institutional investment dollars and are true movers and shakers of the financial world. What does YOUR religion do?
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This has been rolling through my feed for a couple months now. It’s amazing.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0hXNKyP5hO/?igsh=dGswcXQ1ZTJ4bGlx
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There was some stat from our first game bball against BYU where the first time they had 5 black players in the lineup at the same time was in 2022 or something ridiculous like that.
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There was some stat from our first game bball against BYU where the first time they had 5 black players in the lineup at the same time was in 2022 or something ridiculous like that.
I heard that too, but I am pretty sure they were talking about them and there during our game.