Serious now, chums. Wouldn't you guys be just a little embarrased if, say, fans from LA or Eugene or the like had to travel to Manhattan, KS for a sports match? When I was a young boy, I remember the apprehension I felt when my cousins from DC were traveling to my shitty little KS town to visit. Before the visit they probably just thought I lived in a shitty town, but when they arrived they would KNOW how shitty it was. And then they came and looked down on me and laughed and I felt sad. You've had to endure people from Austin and Lawrence laughing at you and poking fun, wouldn't you like to avoid another batch of mean cousins? Wouldn't you rather have your cousins from Laramie visit? Do you see what I'm saying?