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« Reply #1725 on: December 23, 2016, 01:21:35 PM »
'Grats! For non-engineers, can you describe what this test is for?

the test is taken to become a licensed engineer
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« Reply #1726 on: December 23, 2016, 01:29:26 PM »
You can come work with me now if you want mocat

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« Reply #1727 on: December 23, 2016, 01:37:32 PM »
how about western shawnee?!
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« Reply #1728 on: December 26, 2016, 08:10:46 PM »
'Grats! For non-engineers, can you describe what this test is for?

the test is taken to become a licensed engineer

It's actually called a PE(professional engineer) but I think mocat is just being modest. 

What state did you take it for?

kansas, because that is where i took the FE and got my degree so it was easier to transfer the required info.

my coworker took it in missouri and was notified two weeks ago via email. my notice arrived yesterday in the physical IRL mail. LOL BROWNBACK amirite

How hard is it to get it for multiple states after you get the first outta the way?
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« Reply #1729 on: December 26, 2016, 08:56:55 PM »
'Grats! For non-engineers, can you describe what this test is for?

the test is taken to become a licensed engineer

It's actually called a PE(professional engineer) but I think mocat is just being modest. 

What state did you take it for?

kansas, because that is where i took the FE and got my degree so it was easier to transfer the required info.

my coworker took it in missouri and was notified two weeks ago via email. my notice arrived yesterday in the physical IRL mail. LOL BROWNBACK amirite

How hard is it to get it for multiple states after you get the first outta the way?

any decent state has reciprocity with any other decent state. stay away from hobo states

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« Reply #1730 on: December 26, 2016, 09:18:36 PM »
How about a j-stamp?
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« Reply #1731 on: January 03, 2017, 02:49:02 PM »
someone ate a half burrito that i had in the office fridge.  it was a burrito paid for and distributed by the company, nonetheless, it was stacked on top of other food that i'd brought from home.  and i'd eaten half of it.

i have acquired a full burrito that i am storing in my cubicle.  there are five identical full burritos in the fridge, which i believe to be unclaimed.  if i were to take one of the fridge burritos, it would provide me with full recompense, with interest, for my stolen half burrito.  however, i might be erroneously stealing someone's claimed burrito.
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« Reply #1732 on: January 03, 2017, 02:51:08 PM »
"adventures in sys's work refrigerator"  would be a decent enough blog


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« Reply #1733 on: January 03, 2017, 02:56:39 PM »
i bet it was joe rogan

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« Reply #1734 on: January 03, 2017, 02:58:30 PM »
someone ate a half burrito that i had in the office fridge.  it was a burrito paid for and distributed by the company, nonetheless, it was stacked on top of other food that i'd brought from home.  and i'd eaten half of it.

i have acquired a full burrito that i am storing in my cubicle.  there are five identical full burritos in the fridge, which i believe to be unclaimed.  if i were to take one of the fridge burritos, it would provide me with full recompense, with interest, for my stolen half burrito.  however, i might be erroneously stealing someone's claimed burrito.

from where did the burritos originate? a local taqueria? a grocery store?

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« Reply #1735 on: January 03, 2017, 03:03:58 PM »
they're from whole foods.  filled with eggs and some other stuff that i can't remember.
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« Reply #1736 on: January 03, 2017, 03:05:23 PM »
If they are unclaimed, how did they get in the fridge?
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« Reply #1737 on: January 03, 2017, 03:15:37 PM »
i believe that the person responsible for purchasing the burritos gathered up the unclaimed burritos and put them in the fridge.
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« Reply #1738 on: January 03, 2017, 03:17:55 PM »
So someone at the office buys burritos at Whole Foods for everyone at the entire office? And leftovers/unclaimed burritos go into the fridge?

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« Reply #1739 on: January 03, 2017, 03:19:18 PM »
This is very confusing
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« Reply #1740 on: January 03, 2017, 03:22:36 PM »
Sys, go eat half of every one of them.

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« Reply #1741 on: January 03, 2017, 03:23:19 PM »
i believe that the person responsible for purchasing the burritos gathered up the unclaimed burritos and put them in the fridge.

Now you're thinking like a man whose belly is full of burritos.

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« Reply #1742 on: January 03, 2017, 03:23:43 PM »
And these are egg Burritos, amazing
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« Reply #1743 on: January 03, 2017, 03:25:57 PM »
He's not responding right now because he is at the fridge, stashing burritos in his clothes.

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« Reply #1744 on: January 03, 2017, 03:31:51 PM »
So someone at the office buys burritos at Whole Foods for everyone at the entire office? And leftovers/unclaimed burritos go into the fridge?

only on the first monday of the month (all staff meeting day).  i was caught off guard today because i thought it would be cancelled since monday was a holiday, but they held it today instead and i had already eaten breakfast at home.

i'm not sure on the disposition of unclaimed burritos, i've never seen them in this fridge before, but in previous months they may have been stored in a different fridge that is no longer in regular use. 
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« Reply #1745 on: January 03, 2017, 03:32:38 PM »
He's not responding right now because he is at the fridge, stashing burritos in his clothes.

i have not yet taken a second burrito.
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« Reply #1746 on: January 03, 2017, 03:33:14 PM »
Bring a cooler tomorrow and take home a weeks worth of lunch.

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« Reply #1747 on: January 03, 2017, 03:34:32 PM »
Bring a cooler tomorrow and take home a weeks worth of lunch.

i'll be amazed if they are still there tomorrow.
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« Reply #1748 on: January 03, 2017, 03:45:39 PM »

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« Reply #1749 on: January 03, 2017, 04:22:48 PM »
they fired so many people they had to consolidate fridges?