human cannons on both the NE and NW terraces. So many possibilities...
Oh you guys crown surf when you get a touchdown? Yeah that's okay I guess...we launch 2 humans 250 feet and they high five in mid air. nbd.
Hey kicker, what do you think made you miss that game winning field goal? Well it might have been the nerves, but I'd have to say seeing a human being fly right past the goal post as the ball was snapped was a definite distraction.
Halftime show was kinda lame today...EXCEPT THE PART WHERE THAT GUY WAS LAUNCHED OUT OF A CANNON AND GRABBED ONTO A DANGLING ROPE LADDER HANGING FROM A BLACKHAWK HELICOPTER THAT HAPPENED TO BE FLYING OVER AT THAT VERY MOMENT!
My seats used to be too high up to ever catch a tee shirt, but now that those human cannonballs are strapped with tee shirt cannons, I've got more tee shirts than I know what to do with!!