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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #875 on: March 27, 2012, 02:58:58 PM »
SD, where does Gotlieb fall on the list?

not viable.  bilas is the only fantasy mention and that is because rake was sad nobody cared that he kept bringing it up. 

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #876 on: March 27, 2012, 02:59:18 PM »
We have ties to this guy...



I would throw my body out of my high rise office in excitement.  My god would take in a heartbeat.  He goes in SDs top section.

how do we have ties to him? The KC Kings?



i'm such an idiot

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Re: #TeamPastner
« Reply #877 on: March 27, 2012, 03:00:38 PM »
I like this EarthBoundMisfit guy

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #878 on: March 27, 2012, 03:01:40 PM »
We have ties to this guy...



I would throw my body out of my high rise office in excitement.  My god would take in a heartbeat.  He goes in SDs top section.

how do we have ties to him? The KC Kings?



i'm such an idiot

yeah, I wouldn't call that "ties"

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Re: #TeamPastner
« Reply #879 on: March 27, 2012, 03:01:59 PM »
Pastner is nothing like John Calipari.
He is a disciple of Lute Olson....he only worked for Calipari for one year.
He runs the Arizona 1-4 stack instead of the DDM. He promotes the program rather than HIMSELF. (While Cal was at Memphis, he figured it was he himself who had made Memphis great...not the other way around. I do not deny he did great things at Memphis, but Memphis had been good BEFORE Calipari ever set foot on campus. The program is bigger than just one man)
When Calipari left, the media machine moved with him to Kentucky.

We at Memphis are glad to be able to win games and not feel like we need a shower afterwards.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #880 on: March 27, 2012, 03:02:36 PM »
It won't be Pearl.  Stop tweeting about it.  You're not edgy.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #881 on: March 27, 2012, 03:04:43 PM »
Man, when the crap goes down, there are a bunch of people who get outed that didn't even realize they were squawks.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #882 on: March 27, 2012, 03:05:30 PM »
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I would really like it if oscar Pearl was our coach! #emaw #itwilltotallyhappen #edgy
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #883 on: March 27, 2012, 03:05:58 PM »
It won't be Pearl.  Stop tweeting about it.  You're not edgy.

I know, but godammit I'm persistent.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #884 on: March 27, 2012, 03:06:05 PM »
SD, where does Gotlieb fall on the list?

not viable.  bilas is the only fantasy mention and that is because rake was sad nobody cared that he kept bringing it up. 

Can he replace Wyatt?

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #885 on: March 27, 2012, 03:06:42 PM »
It won't be Pearl.  Stop tweeting about it.  You're not edgy.

I know, but godammit I'm persistent.

Stay persistent. Nobody has given a single good reason why K-State shouldn't hire him.

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« Reply #886 on: March 27, 2012, 03:10:30 PM »
He's too good for us but would take in a rough ridin' heartbeat. I guess he's a little more attainable than the Buzz, Shaka, or Chris Mack names retards have been floating around.

He's only making $1.6, right? I wouldn't put him anywhere near the unattainableness of Buzz/Shaka.

I would. At Memphis he is king. Fed Ex boosters and such wouldn't let him get away easily.
Before you laugh, they had offered Calipari some kind of deal valued at way more than what Kentucky offered him.
It included a cushy Fed Ex VP job when he retired. Estimates of that deal were above $45 million.

Pastner is the anti-Calipari. He always promotes the program and players before himself. He deflects credit for wins to the players and assistants, and accepts full blame for losses.
We at Memphis feel very fortunate to have him, and hope to have him for a long,long time.

If you are willing to pay that kind of money, why not find somebody better than Pastner?

yeah, Jesus Christ, Memphis isn't Indiana.  let's not go overboard here.

We don't have the history of an Indiana, or Kansas, or Kentucky.
I would say though that we have the resources to make Coach Pastner very comfortable where he is right now. After next season, we will be in a power basketball conference....so we'll have even more resources to keep him here as long as he wants to stay.
He has a fertile recruiting base where he is right now. Its pretty darn difficult to get someone Memphis wants out of that city.
The only reason we lost Jarnell Stokes, is that he transferred to another high school in Memphis, and he was not going to be eligible to play at that school. So he graduated early. At Memphis, we didn't have a scholarship for him to play this year, and he wanted to play right away...so he chose Tennessee.

I've followed Kansas State since they had hired Bob Huggins. He used to coach at Cincy when they were in CUSA. He was good friends of Memphis legend Larry Finch...a one time Memphis coach.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #887 on: March 27, 2012, 03:11:58 PM »
SD, can you at least put "generic good looking hotshot recruiting assistant" between the cutoff lines?

if you find a viable candidate the judges will consider him/her

How is Orlando Antigua not viable?

because Calipari assistants never quite get the 'plausible-deniability' training down pat

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #888 on: March 27, 2012, 03:12:59 PM »
It will be pearl. Stop saying it has no chance, dumbass.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #889 on: March 27, 2012, 03:14:39 PM »
exactly, until someone provides a good reason why it can't be Pearl it most certainly can be Pearl.  you have to ram it down people's throats or they will just fall in line with losers who think it's impossible. 

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #890 on: March 27, 2012, 03:14:54 PM »
If Boyle is realistic(still not convinced,) I really like him.  Seems like we should hold a lot of advantages over Colorado - Fan Support, Facilities, Higher Pay, but I'm still not confident.  When's the last time K-State hired a big conference HC away?

We're much more the type to hire an assistant or damaged goods HC.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #891 on: March 27, 2012, 03:17:05 PM »
ATTN Dumbasses: Why not Pearl? Give me your reasons.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #892 on: March 27, 2012, 03:17:29 PM »
If Boyle is realistic(still not convinced,) I really like him.  Seems like we should hold a lot of advantages over Colorado - Fan Support, Facilities, Higher Pay, but I'm still not confident.  When's the last time K-State hired a big conference HC away?

We're much more the type to hire an assistant or damaged goods HC.

I'm sorry, he is in the bottom tier.  The judges have spoken on his dumb/loser ass. 

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #893 on: March 27, 2012, 03:17:49 PM »
exactly, until someone provides a good reason why it can't be Pearl it most certainly can be Pearl.  you have to ram it down people's throats or they will just fall in line with losers who think it's impossible.

impossible is nothing, steve

^ just made that up!
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #894 on: March 27, 2012, 03:18:09 PM »
If Boyle is realistic(still not convinced,) I really like him.  Seems like we should hold a lot of advantages over Colorado - Fan Support, Facilities, Higher Pay, but I'm still not confident.  When's the last time K-State hired a big conference HC away?

We're much more the type to hire an assistant or damaged goods HC.

I'm sorry, he is in the bottom tier.  The judges have spoken on his dumb/loser ass.
recount?

also, what do the judges think about kelvin?

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #895 on: March 27, 2012, 03:18:38 PM »
If you are not rooting for Pearl, you are a squawk.  End of rough ridin' story.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #896 on: March 27, 2012, 03:19:50 PM »
If Boyle is realistic(still not convinced,) I really like him.  Seems like we should hold a lot of advantages over Colorado - Fan Support, Facilities, Higher Pay, but I'm still not confident.  When's the last time K-State hired a big conference HC away?

We're much more the type to hire an assistant or damaged goods HC.

I'm sorry, he is in the bottom tier.  The judges have spoken on his dumb/loser ass. 
Look at his 'cruits? 4 star players?
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #897 on: March 27, 2012, 03:20:14 PM »
I've changed my stance in that I think Unds is above Boyle.  Not sure why exactly.  There's just something comforting about the way Unds sweats.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #898 on: March 27, 2012, 03:21:11 PM »
If Boyle is realistic(still not convinced,) I really like him.  Seems like we should hold a lot of advantages over Colorado - Fan Support, Facilities, Higher Pay, but I'm still not confident.  When's the last time K-State hired a big conference HC away?

We're much more the type to hire an assistant or damaged goods HC.

I'm sorry, he is in the bottom tier.  The judges have spoken on his dumb/loser ass. 
Look at his 'cruits? 4 star players?

I'll tell the judges but I'm pretty sure they took both that and the chingon fresh jam picture into account when they lumped him in losertown. 

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #899 on: March 27, 2012, 03:21:39 PM »
If Boyle is realistic(still not convinced,) I really like him.  Seems like we should hold a lot of advantages over Colorado - Fan Support, Facilities, Higher Pay, but I'm still not confident.  When's the last time K-State hired a big conference HC away?

We're much more the type to hire an assistant or damaged goods HC.

I'm sorry, he is in the bottom tier.  The judges have spoken on his dumb/loser ass.
recount?
I can count the number of conference road wins he has had at Colorado on one hand.