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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #825 on: March 27, 2012, 02:16:27 PM »
Yeah, give Pearl $1.5M, which is $1.5m more than anyone else will offer him now.  Then go find a super badass recruiter and offer them $1.0M on a 2yr contract.

CC says he's not coming.  Cross the thoughts out of your mind.

Currie apparently doesn't want to hire him. That doesn't mean that we should pretend that Currie cannot hire him and that we should not hold Currie responsible for hiring somebody worse.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #826 on: March 27, 2012, 02:16:47 PM »
Yeah, give Pearl $1.5M, which is $1.5m more than anyone else will offer him now.  Then go find a super badass recruiter and offer them $1.0M on a 2yr contract.

Would take and throw a huge party

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #827 on: March 27, 2012, 02:17:21 PM »
Yeah, give Pearl $1.5M, which is $1.5m more than anyone else will offer him now.  Then go find a super badass recruiter and offer them $1.0M on a 2yr contract.

Would take and throw a huge party

Yeah, a take-off-work-right-now type of party

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #828 on: March 27, 2012, 02:21:36 PM »
has BallPlayers said anything? or does he only have bizarrely spelled juco news...can't remember

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #829 on: March 27, 2012, 02:22:49 PM »
steve dave, add eustachy. I think he's just barely above burn the mother down.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #830 on: March 27, 2012, 02:23:42 PM »
Smart
Bilas
Mack
Buzz
Kronin
Pastner
collins
kruger
---------- cutoff where everyone above this line would laugh in our faces
Pearl
Capel
Unders
--------- cutoff where everyone above would not only take the job but I wouldn't burn this place down.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #831 on: March 27, 2012, 02:24:19 PM »
micat, I added him and it appears the judges decided this rough ridin' place will burn.  I'm sorry, it's out of my hands. 

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #832 on: March 27, 2012, 02:25:37 PM »
really, to get into the middle section, you have to win the head to head with underwood.  he represents the absolute floor of the middle section and always will unless he works his way into the bottom. 

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #833 on: March 27, 2012, 02:25:49 PM »
micat, I added him and it appears the judges decided this rough ridin' place will burn.  I'm sorry, it's out of my hands. 

I accept the judges' decision without question.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #834 on: March 27, 2012, 02:26:17 PM »
SD, can you at least put "generic good looking hotshot recruiting assistant" between the cutoff lines?

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #835 on: March 27, 2012, 02:26:45 PM »
lol at even mentioning kruger.  on top of not wanting him we can't get him.  the rest would laugh in our face at $3 or less.

I like Kruger, so sue me. 
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #836 on: March 27, 2012, 02:28:01 PM »
steve dave, add eustachy. I think he's just barely above burn the mother down.

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #837 on: March 27, 2012, 02:28:18 PM »
Well, this coaching search should certainly be interesting...


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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #838 on: March 27, 2012, 02:28:38 PM »
SD, can you at least put "generic good looking hotshot recruiting assistant" between the cutoff lines?

if you find a viable candidate the judges will consider him/her

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #839 on: March 27, 2012, 02:29:09 PM »
say we do hire Undy....how much we pay? 1.1 mil?
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #840 on: March 27, 2012, 02:30:20 PM »
say we do hire Undy....how much we pay? 1.1 mil?

We could pay Undy in hair gel, track suits, and jelly doughnuts

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #841 on: March 27, 2012, 02:31:09 PM »
say we do hire Undy....how much we pay? 1.1 mil?

sure, whatever we feel like

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #842 on: March 27, 2012, 02:31:17 PM »
really, to get into the middle section, you have to win the head to head with underwood.  he represents the absolute floor of the middle section and always will unless he works his way into the bottom. 

SD, can you at least put "generic good looking hotshot recruiting assistant" between the cutoff lines?

How about a beautiful head coach with a winning record and ties to the #1 player in 2013

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #843 on: March 27, 2012, 02:33:09 PM »
Man, I don't know that theus is viable but he would be dreamy

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #844 on: March 27, 2012, 02:34:06 PM »
would take theus.
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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #845 on: March 27, 2012, 02:35:40 PM »
theus landed herb pope at New Mexico State. NEW MEXICO STATE!

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #846 on: March 27, 2012, 02:36:11 PM »
what has he done since the NBA?  like, nothing?

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #847 on: March 27, 2012, 02:36:32 PM »
Man, I don't know that theus is viable but he would be dreamy

you may find this hard to believe, but this guy is not currently employed as a head basketball coach


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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #848 on: March 27, 2012, 02:37:01 PM »
what has he done since the NBA?  like, nothing?

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Re: Coaching Search Master Thread
« Reply #849 on: March 27, 2012, 02:37:18 PM »
what has he done since the NBA?  like, nothing?

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