Pearl positives:
1. Beat ku with half a team once
2. Blatant, unapologetic cheating son of a bitch
3. Boned Erin Andrews, possible recruiting tool
4. Fat, but not too fat
5. Enjoys golf (Tiger Woods connection)
6. Would show Manhattan how to really have a good time, not unlike the plot of the movie Dirty Dancing*
*this would make a great 2012-2013 team poster, have Pearl and all the players, surrounded by gold bricks, Cadillacs and strippers, with a huge neon sign behind them that says 2012-2013 Kansas State Basketball: Dirty Dancing