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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #75 on: September 26, 2012, 10:16:31 AM »
Crab rangoon with real crab is fantastic and so much better than what most Chinese joints serve.

Yeah, but you just can't serve real crab meat on a $6 buffet and not put yourself out of busisnaaaasss.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #76 on: September 26, 2012, 10:18:27 AM »
Now I'm hungry, will be fixing pot stickers for lunch.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #77 on: September 26, 2012, 11:03:04 AM »
mocat, do you attack your hot dogs from the middle?

Well that's a stupid question. The squishy gooey delicious part of a rangoon is one END, and the four crispy delicious things are the other END. It's like eating the icing first or last in a slice of cake, imo.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #78 on: September 26, 2012, 04:09:08 PM »
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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #79 on: September 26, 2012, 04:23:38 PM »
What a great thread. I love ragoons. Have you ever had one with onions in it? I get so effing pissed when this happens. So damn gross.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #80 on: September 26, 2012, 04:24:35 PM »
What a great thread. I love ragoons. Have you ever had one with onions in it? I get so effing pissed when this happens. So damn gross.

sounds like something a restaurant would do if they wanted me to never come back. i like onions, but that is absolute blasphemy.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #81 on: September 26, 2012, 04:24:59 PM »
I learned a few things from this thread but 2 really stick out.  One: a lot of you people are some weird mofos IRL.  Two:  I'm having Chinese food for dinner.  Just to try the whole mile in your shoes thing, I'm going to try several different techniques divulged in this thread.   T's and P's would be greatly appreciated.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #82 on: September 26, 2012, 04:25:57 PM »
any food related thread always makes me really hungry for the food under discussion

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #83 on: September 26, 2012, 06:27:57 PM »
mocat, do you attack your hot dogs from the middle?

Not the same. There is not more of the hot dog in the middle.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #85 on: September 26, 2012, 09:09:03 PM »
I thought all cr had onion

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how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #86 on: September 26, 2012, 09:32:09 PM »
Won't spend time reading this crap.

Rip it in half and dip it.

And not in hot mustard. wtf?

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #87 on: September 26, 2012, 09:46:33 PM »
my tastes have matured.  I still rip in half and dip, but dip in a mix of 75% sweet & sour/25% hot mustard.     Yum!

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how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #88 on: September 26, 2012, 09:58:06 PM »
Would be willing to try a mix.

Egg Roll most def a hot mustard thing.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #89 on: September 27, 2012, 10:30:07 AM »
you guys should try dipping your rangoon into a red pepper infused plum sauce


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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #90 on: September 27, 2012, 02:39:10 PM »
you guys should try dipping your rangoon into a red pepper infused plum sauce

would like

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #91 on: September 27, 2012, 02:41:14 PM »
sweet and sour sauce should be renamed barf puke diarrhea sauce

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #92 on: September 27, 2012, 02:42:55 PM »
Adding a bit of soy sauce was good. Sriracha was good.  (duh)  Dipping in duck and/or sweet and sour sauce was gross.  Totally agree on dipping egg rolls and wontons in a bit of hot mustard. 

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how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #93 on: September 27, 2012, 02:46:10 PM »
still waiting for the 1st "ranch" post so we can shut this one down

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #94 on: September 27, 2012, 02:49:24 PM »
sweet and sour sauce should be renamed barf puke diarrhea sauce
yep, hayseeds love that stuff.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #95 on: September 27, 2012, 02:56:57 PM »
sweet and sour sauce should be renamed barf puke diarrhea sauce
yep, hayseeds love that stuff.

Kid's love it.  They call it "candy sauce."

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #96 on: September 27, 2012, 04:33:29 PM »
Sometimes I fill a dipping bowl with ranch dressing to dip egg rolls in.  What now MR's/ :comeatme:

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #97 on: September 27, 2012, 04:35:51 PM »
Sometimes I fill a dipping bowl with ranch dressing to dip egg rolls in.  What now MR's/ :comeatme:

half ranch half sriracha and lets talk.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #98 on: September 27, 2012, 04:44:45 PM »
Sometimes I fill a dipping bowl with ranch dressing to dip egg rolls in.  What now MR's/ :comeatme:

this does not surprise me in the least

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #99 on: September 27, 2012, 05:13:03 PM »
Sometimes I fill a dipping bowl with ranch dressing to dip egg rolls in.  What now MR's/ :comeatme:

this does not surprise me in the least

The dipping bowl part threw me a little.  I would have thought for sure it would be a Dixie paper plate with the soak proof shield and some sort of floral pattern. 
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