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Title: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on February 03, 2011, 05:23:02 PM

two options, imho:

1)tear off one of the four "handles" at a time, dip in sauce, eat.

2)dip whole thing in sauce, take awkward bites off of the whole crab rangoon.

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i do option 1. seems like the only way.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: CNS on February 03, 2011, 05:24:04 PM

Quote from: emawblast on February 03, 2011, 05:23:02 PM

two options, imho:

1)tear off one of the four "handles" at a time, dip in sauce, eat.

2)dip whole thing in sauce, take awkward bites off of the whole crab rangoon.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm1.static.flickr.com%2F4%2F7180444_028b91899a.jpg&hash=4c3aa5f365a564b59c38dbabfad9bfb9e9ec1ae7)

i do option 1. seems like the only way.

Real choices:

1. the right way

2. I am a slob and people stare in horror as I eat

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 03, 2011, 05:24:52 PM

what sauce?

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: michigancat on February 03, 2011, 05:25:48 PM

weird thread

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on February 03, 2011, 05:27:29 PM

sweet and sour, usually. sometimes the weird chinese mustard stuff. don't knock it till you've tried it.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Pete on February 03, 2011, 05:28:05 PM

Quote from: WillieWannabe on February 03, 2011, 05:24:52 PM

what sauce?

I go hot mustard.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 03, 2011, 05:28:14 PM

Quote from: WillieWannabe on February 03, 2011, 05:24:52 PM

what sauce?

yeah. no crap. mods should rename this thread "how do you eat crab rangoons and some kind of secret sauce that only like two people know about"

also, i tear the sob in half right down the middle and then eat the crab out of one and then the rangoon and then eat the crab out of the other and then the other rangoon. boom. problem solved. next.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on February 03, 2011, 05:31:34 PM

Quote from: Rick Daris on February 03, 2011, 05:28:14 PM

also, i tear the sob in half right down the middle and then eat the crab out of one and then the rangoon and then eat the crab out of the other and then the other rangoon. boom. problem solved. next.

seems awful

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 03, 2011, 05:36:16 PM

Quote from: emawblast on February 03, 2011, 05:31:34 PM

Quote from: Rick Daris on February 03, 2011, 05:28:14 PM

also, i tear the sob in half right down the middle and then eat the crab out of one and then the rangoon and then eat the crab out of the other and then the other rangoon. boom. problem solved. next.

seems awful

look, you're the one that is dipping it in some kind of sauce and is convinced that it's all (4 ripoffs) or none. i'm the sensible one letting you know that there is some kind of middle ground. are you on anti-depressants or something? is there something that you aren't sharing?

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: j rake on February 03, 2011, 05:36:42 PM

I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: j rake on February 03, 2011, 05:37:18 PM

Quote from: Rick Daris on February 03, 2011, 05:28:14 PM

also, i tear the sob in half right down the middle and then eat the crab out of one and then the rangoon and then eat the crab out of the other and then the other rangoon. boom. problem solved. next.

LOL

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 03, 2011, 05:37:58 PM

Quote from: j rake on February 03, 2011, 05:36:42 PM

I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

you've got to be shitting me. in what world does this even make sense?

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: j rake on February 03, 2011, 05:38:33 PM

Quote from: Rick Daris on February 03, 2011, 05:37:58 PM

Quote from: j rake on February 03, 2011, 05:36:42 PM

I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

you've got to be shitting me. in what world does this even make sense?

China?  :dunno:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on February 03, 2011, 05:39:56 PM

Quote from: Rick Daris on February 03, 2011, 05:36:16 PM

look, you're the one that is dipping it in some kind of sauce and is convinced that it's all (4 ripoffs) or none. i'm the sensible one letting you know that there is some kind of middle ground. are you on anti-depressants or something? is there something that you aren't sharing?

there's no middle ground. your method is awful.

Quote from: j rake on February 03, 2011, 05:36:42 PM

I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

:horrorsurprise:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: jtksu on February 03, 2011, 05:48:10 PM

My rangoons only have 3 corners.  :horrorsurprise:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Stevesie60 on February 03, 2011, 05:48:48 PM

Quote from: emawblast on February 03, 2011, 05:23:02 PM

two options, imho:

1)tear off one of the four "handles" at a time, dip in sauce, eat.

2)dip whole thing in sauce, take awkward bites off of the whole crab rangoon.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm1.static.flickr.com%2F4%2F7180444_028b91899a.jpg&hash=4c3aa5f365a564b59c38dbabfad9bfb9e9ec1ae7)

i do option 1. seems like the only way.

Option 1 minus the sauce. It's the only non-disgusting way.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: CHONGS on February 03, 2011, 05:51:56 PM

you open it up and eat the insides, then throw the shell away

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pike on February 03, 2011, 05:52:34 PM

Quote from: WillieWannabe on February 03, 2011, 05:24:52 PM

what sauce?

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on February 03, 2011, 06:01:51 PM

excellent thread.  so jealous i didn't think of this thread.  

why am i not the least bit surprised that you scrubs have never had a plum ginger sauce with your rangoon?  why?  because you're a bunch of food doorknobs.

at least pretend you've been served a sweet/sour sauce with your rangoon aka wontons.  you're embarrassing yourselves.  you're embarrassing me.

here's how i eat mine-
grab two of the four, rip the wonton in half, taking two apart from other two.  dip the half in hand into sauce.  rip the two apart and eat one quarter of total rangoon at a time, taking note to redip rangoon/wonton into sauce as needed.


edit- i love rangoon and anyone that thinks they're gross is prob a 'gloid.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: _33 on February 03, 2011, 06:03:12 PM

They are gross.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on February 03, 2011, 06:14:06 PM

I usually tear mine in half.   Prefer to dip in duck sauce.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on February 03, 2011, 06:14:49 PM

Quote from: pissclams on February 03, 2011, 06:01:51 PM

excellent thread.  so jealous i didn't think of this thread.  

why am i not the least bit surprised that you scrubs have never had a plum ginger sauce with your rangoon?  why?  because you're a bunch of food doorknobs.

at least pretend you've been served a sweet/sour sauce with your rangoon aka wontons.  you're embarrassing yourselves.  you're embarrassing me.

here's how i eat mine-
grab two of the four, rip the wonton in half, taking two apart from other two.  dip the half in hand into sauce.  rip the two apart and eat one quarter of total rangoon at a time, taking note to redip rangoon/wonton into sauce as needed.


edit- i love rangoon and anyone that thinks they're gross is prob a 'gloid.

/thread.

don't understand all the rough ridin' confusion about the idea of sauce in this thread!!! it could be anything, fuktards.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on February 03, 2011, 06:17:40 PM

Quote from: emawblast on February 03, 2011, 06:14:49 PM

Quote from: pissclams on February 03, 2011, 06:01:51 PM

excellent thread.  so jealous i didn't think of this thread. 

why am i not the least bit surprised that you scrubs have never had a plum ginger sauce with your rangoon?  why?  because you're a bunch of food doorknobs.

at least pretend you've been served a sweet/sour sauce with your rangoon aka wontons.  you're embarrassing yourselves.  you're embarrassing me.

here's how i eat mine-
grab two of the four, rip the wonton in half, taking two apart from other two.  dip the half in hand into sauce.  rip the two apart and eat one quarter of total rangoon at a time, taking note to redip rangoon/wonton into sauce as needed.


edit- i love rangoon and anyone that thinks they're gross is prob a 'gloid.

/thread.

don't understand all the rough ridin' confusion about the idea of sauce in this thread!!! it could be anything, fuktards.

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on February 03, 2011, 06:14:06 PM

I usually tear mine in half.   Prefer to dip in duck sauce.

duck sauce is an excellent addition to this thread!

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on February 03, 2011, 06:18:33 PM

just want to send kudos to my sauce eating brethren, well done boys, well done. 

guess we know how to spot the rangoon noobs in the crowd now don't we?  LMFAO :lol:  LMFAO

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 03, 2011, 06:21:05 PM

Quote from: emawblast on February 03, 2011, 06:14:49 PM

Quote from: pissclams on February 03, 2011, 06:01:51 PM

excellent thread.  so jealous i didn't think of this thread. 

why am i not the least bit surprised that you scrubs have never had a plum ginger sauce with your rangoon?  why?  because you're a bunch of food doorknobs.

at least pretend you've been served a sweet/sour sauce with your rangoon aka wontons.  you're embarrassing yourselves.  you're embarrassing me.

here's how i eat mine-
grab two of the four, rip the wonton in half, taking two apart from other two.  dip the half in hand into sauce.  rip the two apart and eat one quarter of total rangoon at a time, taking note to redip rangoon/wonton into sauce as needed.


edit- i love rangoon and anyone that thinks they're gross is prob a 'gloid.

/thread.

don't understand all the effing confusion about the idea of sauce in this thread!!! it could be anything, fuktards.

you are clueless. not surprising, but i feel like it should be stated. clams basically does what i suggested but then dips in some kind of sauce which apparently can be one of a thousand different sauces. why not just tear in half and dip in ketchup? i mean, seriously? what a joke.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: CHONGS on February 03, 2011, 06:25:27 PM

crab rangoons taste good with hot sauce on them

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on February 03, 2011, 06:27:53 PM

Quote from: Rick Daris on February 03, 2011, 06:21:05 PM

you are clueless. not surprising, but i feel like it should be stated. clams basically does what i suggested but then dips in some kind of sauce which apparently can be one of a thousand different sauces. why not just tear in half and dip in ketchup? i mean, seriously? what a joke.

i will rock your crab rangoon eating world.  :comehere:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: CHONGS on February 03, 2011, 06:28:31 PM

Do you think pterodactyls ate crabs?  If they did I would have to rethink my position.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 03, 2011, 06:31:38 PM

guy1- how do eat your goons
guy2- rip em and put em in sauce
guy1- yeah. me too.
guy2- yeah. we rule.
guy1- yep. sweet and sour is great.
guy2- wtf? sweet and sour is horrible. mustard is great.
guy1- wtf? mustard is horrible.
guy2- wtf? you said you put em in sauce. wtf?
guy3- wtf are you wtf'ers talking about. i rip em and dunk em in sauce. hot sauce. right?
guy2- wtf? we're not talking about wings. we're talking about the best way to eat goons.
guy3- yeah. i know. sauce right?
guy1- fear the beard.
guy2- yeah. fear the beard.
guy3- yeah. fear the beard. eff these other people who don't eat them w/ sauce exactly like we like to eat them.
guys 1 and 2- yeah they're idiots.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Tobias on February 03, 2011, 06:32:17 PM

Tear in half.  To this day I don't think I've had any sauce with them, though.  Could get down with some sriracha.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on February 03, 2011, 06:41:29 PM

Quote from: Rick Daris on February 03, 2011, 06:31:38 PM

guy1- how do eat your goons
guy2- rip em and put em in sauce
guy1- yeah. me too.
guy2- yeah. we rule.
guy1- yep. sweet and sour is great.
guy2- wtf? sweet and sour is horrible. mustard is great.
guy1- wtf? mustard is horrible.
guy2- wtf? you said you put em in sauce. wtf?
guy3- wtf are you wtf'ers talking about. i rip em and dunk em in sauce. hot sauce. right?
guy2- wtf? we're not talking about wings. we're talking about the best way to eat goons.
guy3- yeah. i know. sauce right?
guy1- fear the beard.
guy2- yeah. fear the beard.
guy3- yeah. fear the beard. eff these other people who don't eat them w/ sauce exactly like we like to eat them.
guys 1 and 2- yeah they're idiots.

lol

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: jtksu on February 03, 2011, 06:42:49 PM

They're literally full of a sauce type thing.  Do you retards dip your soup in sauce?

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: jtksu on February 03, 2011, 06:44:54 PM

I would dip my wontons in a sauce though.  Or, even better, just get wonton soup!

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: AppleJack on February 03, 2011, 07:04:53 PM

Quote from: pissclams on February 03, 2011, 06:01:51 PM

 
why am i not the least bit surprised that you scrubs have never had a plum ginger sauce with your rangoon?  

omg at PF Changs?? This crap is out of sight.  :emawkid:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: _33 on February 03, 2011, 07:12:22 PM

If you have a refined palate you will never dip anything in anything.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: cas4ksu on February 03, 2011, 07:20:39 PM

Quote from: Rick Daris on February 03, 2011, 06:31:38 PM

guy1- how do eat your goons
guy2- rip em and put em in sauce
guy1- yeah. me too.
guy2- yeah. we rule.
guy1- yep. sweet and sour is great.
guy2- wtf? sweet and sour is horrible. mustard is great.
guy1- wtf? mustard is horrible.
guy2- wtf? you said you put em in sauce. wtf?
guy3- wtf are you wtf'ers talking about. i rip em and dunk em in sauce. hot sauce. right?
guy2- wtf? we're not talking about wings. we're talking about the best way to eat goons.
guy3- yeah. i know. sauce right?
guy1- fear the beard.
guy2- yeah. fear the beard.
guy3- yeah. fear the beard. eff these other people who don't eat them w/ sauce exactly like we like to eat them.
guys 1 and 2- yeah they're idiots.

helluva post.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Stevesie60 on February 03, 2011, 08:21:25 PM

Quote from: _33 on February 03, 2011, 07:12:22 PM

If you have a refined palate you will never dip anything in anything.

/thread. Except for real this time.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on February 03, 2011, 08:43:36 PM

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.webstaurantstore.com%2Fduck-sauce-8-gram-portion-control-pc-packet-500-cs%2Fduck-sauce-8-gram-portion-control-pc-packet-500-cs.jpg&hash=8737f66674f3ac0f2775d0c7cbce21fd40502133)

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: CHONGS on February 03, 2011, 08:46:37 PM

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on February 03, 2011, 08:43:36 PM

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Ingredients: Water, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, orange peel, vinegar, salt, dextrose, xarhthan gum, potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate, carmel color, natural flavors, spices.
:nono:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Cire on February 03, 2011, 08:49:36 PM

Like rake said.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on February 03, 2011, 08:50:03 PM

Quote from: AppleJack on February 03, 2011, 07:04:53 PM

Quote from: pissclams on February 03, 2011, 06:01:51 PM

why am i not the least bit surprised that you scrubs have never had a plum ginger sauce with your rangoon?  

omg at PF Changs?? This crap is out of sight.  :emawkid:

apple's yup, that's a great place to get rangys.

Quote from: Rick Daris on February 03, 2011, 06:31:38 PM

guy1- how do eat your goons
guy2- rip em and put em in sauce
guy1- yeah. me too.
guy2- yeah. we rule.
guy1- yep. sweet and sour is great.
guy2- wtf? sweet and sour is horrible. mustard is great.
guy1- wtf? mustard is horrible.
guy2- wtf? you said you put em in sauce. wtf?
guy3- wtf are you wtf'ers talking about. i rip em and dunk em in sauce. hot sauce. right?
guy2- wtf? we're not talking about wings. we're talking about the best way to eat goons.
guy3- yeah. i know. sauce right?
guy1- fear the beard.
guy2- yeah. fear the beard.
guy3- yeah. fear the beard. eff these other people who don't eat them w/ sauce exactly like we like to eat them.
guys 1 and 2- yeah they're idiots.

hey folks, guess what?  it's the town  jackass trying to steal thunder of smart rangoon eaters and pretend he eats his rangys the right way.  lmao.  my buddy in iraq war is johnny and he can't even eat rangoons right now then you got fake patriots like rick "paris" who brag about fake ways to eat rangoons.  go back to the european continent and allow the real patriots like johnny fight for the troops in iraq.  no bs there's a story for you folks, no bs.  

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: jtksu on February 03, 2011, 10:31:17 PM

Lotta sodium in Chinese food.  Whole lotta sodium.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: j rake on February 03, 2011, 10:32:54 PM

Quote from: Cire on February 03, 2011, 08:49:36 PM

Like rake said.

 :cheers:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Saulbadguy on February 03, 2011, 10:39:45 PM

hayseeds

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: michigancat on February 04, 2011, 08:27:48 AM

Quote from: pissclams on February 03, 2011, 08:50:03 PM

then you got fake patriots like rick "paris" who brag about fake ways to eat rangoons. 

underrated sentence

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Pett on February 04, 2011, 08:54:27 AM

Unfortunately I go with #2. You get all of the cream in the last two bites. :curse:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Brock Landers on February 04, 2011, 11:03:00 AM

Quote from: Chingon on February 03, 2011, 08:46:37 PM

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on February 03, 2011, 08:43:36 PM

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.webstaurantstore.com%2Fduck-sauce-8-gram-portion-control-pc-packet-500-cs%2Fduck-sauce-8-gram-portion-control-pc-packet-500-cs.jpg&hash=8737f66674f3ac0f2775d0c7cbce21fd40502133)

Ingredients: Water, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, orange peel, vinegar, salt, dextrose, xarhthan gum, potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate, carmel color, natural flavors, spices.
:nono:

You know what else isn't in that Duck Sauce??   DUCK!!

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: AbeFroman on February 04, 2011, 11:28:51 AM

I'm kinda weird, I pinch 2 corners on each side and pull apart, splash a little soy sauce, eat the filling first followed by the corners/wanton

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Deez Nutz on February 04, 2011, 09:22:21 PM

I don't like crab rangoons to begin with, but I still read this thread for some reason.  Didn't realize it would stir up such passionate discussion. 

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: KSUTOMMY on February 05, 2011, 08:46:40 AM

I  :lol: 'd my ass off in this thread. If at home, I eat them like a wild animal, stuffing entire 'goon into my mouth. In public, I enjoy with that REAL hot mustard stuff. S&S sauce is for women and children.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on September 25, 2012, 08:26:25 PM

Quote from: j rake on February 03, 2011, 05:36:42 PM

I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

this has been haunting me for a year and half.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 25, 2012, 08:29:22 PM

Quote from: emawblast on September 25, 2012, 08:26:25 PM

Quote from: j rake on February 03, 2011, 05:36:42 PM

I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

this has been haunting me for a year and half.

:lol:

Title: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: puniraptor on September 25, 2012, 08:30:25 PM

:lol:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: hemmy on September 25, 2012, 09:31:19 PM

Quote from: emawblast on September 25, 2012, 08:26:25 PM

Quote from: j rake on February 03, 2011, 05:36:42 PM

I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

this has been haunting me for a year and half.

I do the same thing. It makes the first bite much more satisfying.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: ECN on September 25, 2012, 09:39:04 PM

i pinch left corners down with left hand. pinch right corners down with right.

split in half.

eat the innards and discard of corners.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on September 26, 2012, 08:00:55 AM

The real answer is, it depends on the size and shape and well-done-ness of each rangoon.
Sometimes I eat one corner at a time, sometimes I grab all four corners and eat the treasure center first, which is fun. Sometimes dip in the hot mustard, sometimes not.

Ever had salmon rangoon at Red Snapper? Because, holy crap.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: steve dave on September 26, 2012, 08:03:53 AM

Quote from: emawblast on September 25, 2012, 08:26:25 PM

Quote from: j rake on February 03, 2011, 05:36:42 PM

I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

this has been haunting me for a year and half.

yes, makes me shiver. similar to:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pmslweb.com%2Fthe-blog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F04%2F40-wrong-way-to-eat-a-kitkat.jpg&hash=59810ab89803cbe94972d109843beefca4748c10)

Title: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Pete on September 26, 2012, 08:08:45 AM

Lol

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 26, 2012, 08:16:24 AM

Quote from: jtksu on February 03, 2011, 06:42:49 PM

They're literally full of a sauce type thing.  Do you retards dip your soup in sauce?

Yeah, this is why you are supposed to tear each corner off and dip it back into the inside to get that filling (a.k.a. sauce type thing) in each bite.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: slobber on September 26, 2012, 08:16:57 AM

Quote from: steve dave on September 26, 2012, 08:03:53 AM

Quote from: emawblast on September 25, 2012, 08:26:25 PM

Quote from: j rake on February 03, 2011, 05:36:42 PM

I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

this has been haunting me for a year and half.

yes, makes me shiver. similar to:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pmslweb.com%2Fthe-blog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F04%2F40-wrong-way-to-eat-a-kitkat.jpg&hash=59810ab89803cbe94972d109843beefca4748c10)

This will haunt me for the rest of my life. I have never seen anyone eat a KitKat in such a horrible manner. That is so wrong.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on September 26, 2012, 08:34:20 AM

Just try eating the fat hot plump delicious part of the rangoon first next time. Just try it. You don't have to do it every time. But this is one example where you seriously cannot knock it until you've tried it.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: steve dave on September 26, 2012, 08:54:07 AM

mocat, do you attack your hot dogs from the middle?

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Cire on September 26, 2012, 09:13:58 AM

I have torn rangoons in the past.  not the best way to eat them though.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: CNS on September 26, 2012, 09:19:14 AM

All of the middle at once is too damn much middle at one time.  That sounds like the best way to make yourself not like crab rangoon anymore.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: slobber on September 26, 2012, 09:22:59 AM

I break them in half, twice, and then eat 1/4 at a time. I will try some of the other methods listed here. I WILL NOT eat a Kit Kat like the picture suggests. I simply would not have the will power to not break it apart.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 26, 2012, 09:27:30 AM

Quote from: emawblast on September 25, 2012, 08:26:25 PM

Quote from: j rake on February 03, 2011, 05:36:42 PM

I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

this has been haunting me for a year and half.

yeah. it's just pure savagery. i worry about some of you guys here sometimes.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Unruly on September 26, 2012, 09:36:34 AM

Quote from: steve dave on September 26, 2012, 08:03:53 AM

Quote from: emawblast on September 25, 2012, 08:26:25 PM

Quote from: j rake on February 03, 2011, 05:36:42 PM

I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

this has been haunting me for a year and half.

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Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on September 26, 2012, 09:37:02 AM

 :horrorsurprise:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: puniraptor on September 26, 2012, 09:41:21 AM

Last week I ate the pair of Twixxx like they were one candy bar. I felt really tough.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on September 26, 2012, 09:42:23 AM

Quote from: puniraptor on September 26, 2012, 09:41:21 AM

Last week I ate the pair of Twixxx like they were one candy bar. I felt really tough.

 :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: Those aren't even connected!!! (are they?)

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: puniraptor on September 26, 2012, 09:43:30 AM

Quote from: emawblast on September 26, 2012, 09:42:23 AM

Quote from: puniraptor on September 26, 2012, 09:41:21 AM

Last week I ate the pair of Twixxx like they were one candy bar. I felt really tough.

 :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: Those aren't even connected!!! (are they?)

The are right next to each other in the same package  :dunno:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 26, 2012, 09:44:25 AM

Quote from: steve dave on September 26, 2012, 08:54:07 AM

mocat, do you attack your hot dogs from the middle?

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Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on September 26, 2012, 09:44:49 AM

'clams mind melting crab rangoon thought for the day, 9/26/12

the rangoon at panda express are just rangoon, no crab

the fried wontons at pf changs are actually crab rangoon, but they're called fried wontons

most places use fake crab in their crab rangoon, which is made from fish (pollock), not crab

 :cool:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: puniraptor on September 26, 2012, 09:47:44 AM

IMO the aroy thai makes the best crab rangoons in mhk.

I eat crab rangoons by ripping off one arm, dipping and eating it, then gnoshing the eff out of the exposed juicy core.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: CNS on September 26, 2012, 10:07:06 AM

Crab rangoon with real crab is fantastic and so much better than what most Chinese joints serve.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 26, 2012, 10:16:31 AM

Quote from: CNS Casey on September 26, 2012, 10:07:06 AM

Crab rangoon with real crab is fantastic and so much better than what most Chinese joints serve.

Yeah, but you just can't serve real crab meat on a $6 buffet and not put yourself out of busisnaaaasss.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: slackcat on September 26, 2012, 10:18:27 AM

Now I'm hungry, will be fixing pot stickers for lunch.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on September 26, 2012, 11:03:04 AM

Quote from: steve dave on September 26, 2012, 08:54:07 AM

mocat, do you attack your hot dogs from the middle?

Well that's a stupid question. The squishy gooey delicious part of a rangoon is one END, and the four crispy delicious things are the other END. It's like eating the icing first or last in a slice of cake, imo.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
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Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 26, 2012, 04:23:38 PM

What a great thread. I love ragoons. Have you ever had one with onions in it? I get so effing pissed when this happens. So damn gross.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on September 26, 2012, 04:24:35 PM

Quote from: fanningksu on September 26, 2012, 04:23:38 PM

What a great thread. I love ragoons. Have you ever had one with onions in it? I get so effing pissed when this happens. So damn gross.

sounds like something a restaurant would do if they wanted me to never come back. i like onions, but that is absolute blasphemy.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: jtksu on September 26, 2012, 04:24:59 PM

I learned a few things from this thread but 2 really stick out.  One: a lot of you people are some weird mofos IRL.  Two:  I'm having Chinese food for dinner.  Just to try the whole mile in your shoes thing, I'm going to try several different techniques divulged in this thread.   T's and P's would be greatly appreciated.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: puniraptor on September 26, 2012, 04:25:57 PM

any food related thread always makes me really hungry for the food under discussion

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: hemmy on September 26, 2012, 06:27:57 PM

Quote from: steve dave on September 26, 2012, 08:54:07 AM

mocat, do you attack your hot dogs from the middle?

Not the same. There is not more of the hot dog in the middle.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: SdK on September 26, 2012, 08:55:13 PM

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Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Cire on September 26, 2012, 09:09:03 PM

I thought all cr had onion

Title: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: LickNeckey on September 26, 2012, 09:32:09 PM

Won't spend time reading this crap.

Rip it in half and dip it.

And not in hot mustard. wtf?

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on September 26, 2012, 09:46:33 PM

my tastes have matured.  I still rip in half and dip, but dip in a mix of 75% sweet & sour/25% hot mustard.     Yum!

Title: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: LickNeckey on September 26, 2012, 09:58:06 PM

Would be willing to try a mix.

Egg Roll most def a hot mustard thing.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on September 27, 2012, 10:30:07 AM

you guys should try dipping your rangoon into a red pepper infused plum sauce

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on September 27, 2012, 02:39:10 PM

Quote from: pissclams on September 27, 2012, 10:30:07 AM

you guys should try dipping your rangoon into a red pepper infused plum sauce

would like

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: steve dave on September 27, 2012, 02:41:14 PM

sweet and sour sauce should be renamed barf puke diarrhea sauce

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: jtksu on September 27, 2012, 02:42:55 PM

Adding a bit of soy sauce was good. Sriracha was good.  (duh)  Dipping in duck and/or sweet and sour sauce was gross.  Totally agree on dipping egg rolls and wontons in a bit of hot mustard. 

Title: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Tobias on September 27, 2012, 02:46:10 PM

still waiting for the 1st "ranch" post so we can shut this one down

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 27, 2012, 02:49:24 PM

Quote from: steve dave on September 27, 2012, 02:41:14 PM

sweet and sour sauce should be renamed barf puke diarrhea sauce

yep, hayseeds love that stuff.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Pete on September 27, 2012, 02:56:57 PM

Quote from: Saulbadguy on September 27, 2012, 02:49:24 PM

Quote from: steve dave on September 27, 2012, 02:41:14 PM

sweet and sour sauce should be renamed barf puke diarrhea sauce

yep, hayseeds love that stuff.

Kid's love it.  They call it "candy sauce."

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Bloodfart on September 27, 2012, 04:33:29 PM

Sometimes I fill a dipping bowl with ranch dressing to dip egg rolls in.  What now MR's/ :comeatme:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: puniraptor on September 27, 2012, 04:35:51 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on September 27, 2012, 04:33:29 PM

Sometimes I fill a dipping bowl with ranch dressing to dip egg rolls in.  What now MR's/ :comeatme:

half ranch half sriracha and lets talk.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: steve dave on September 27, 2012, 04:44:45 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on September 27, 2012, 04:33:29 PM

Sometimes I fill a dipping bowl with ranch dressing to dip egg rolls in.  What now MR's/ :comeatme:

this does not surprise me in the least

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Mr Bread on September 27, 2012, 05:13:03 PM

Quote from: steve dave on September 27, 2012, 04:44:45 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on September 27, 2012, 04:33:29 PM

Sometimes I fill a dipping bowl with ranch dressing to dip egg rolls in.  What now MR's/ :comeatme:

this does not surprise me in the least

The dipping bowl part threw me a little.  I would have thought for sure it would be a Dixie paper plate with the soak proof shield and some sort of floral pattern. 

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 27, 2012, 05:28:23 PM

Had Happy Dragon for lunch today. I had 4 rangoons. Can confirm I tore off all 4 pieces separately and dipped it in a soy, sweet & sour, & honey chicken combo. Was delish!

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on September 27, 2012, 05:35:04 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on September 27, 2012, 05:13:03 PM

Quote from: steve dave on September 27, 2012, 04:44:45 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on September 27, 2012, 04:33:29 PM

Sometimes I fill a dipping bowl with ranch dressing to dip egg rolls in.  What now MR's/ :comeatme:

this does not surprise me in the least

The dipping bowl part threw me a little.  I would have thought for sure it would be a Dixie paper plate with the soak proof shield and some sort of floral pattern. 

fanning method

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on March 27, 2015, 08:11:14 AM

man, what a thread. i'm going to eat crab rangoon tonight and i have no idea which way i'm going to eat it  :runaway:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: puniraptor on March 27, 2015, 08:17:03 AM

what if you smash it all up in a bowl and then pour the sauce on it and eat it with a spoon?

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on March 27, 2015, 08:35:10 AM

Quote from: puniraptor on March 27, 2015, 08:17:03 AM

what if you smash it all up in a bowl and then pour the sauce on it and eat it with a spoon?

WOULD BE DELISH PROBZ

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on March 27, 2015, 08:37:18 AM

yeah sounds great puni, just make sure to 'gram it for us first

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 27, 2015, 08:49:54 AM

what if you stab them with a fork a billion times and then pour soy sauce all over them a la pete eating fish at ljs style?

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: AbeFroman on March 27, 2015, 09:03:07 AM

I put a drop of soy sauce in each corner, let it run down into the cheesecrab, pinch two corners, tear it in half and eat the soft half-pouch of cheesecrab first followed by the crunchy corners to give a nice contrast of texture. Then I do the other half

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: star seed 7 on March 27, 2015, 09:11:40 AM

I have never had a crab rangoon

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: meow meow on March 27, 2015, 09:13:06 AM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on March 27, 2015, 09:11:40 AM

I have never had a crab rangoon

i'm so shocked right now

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on March 27, 2015, 09:14:23 AM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on March 27, 2015, 09:11:40 AM

I have never had a crab rangoon

don't be thrown off by the "crab" part. it's a big fried noodle and cream cheese.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on March 27, 2015, 09:15:36 AM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on March 27, 2015, 09:11:40 AM

I have never had a crab rangoon

how does that feel?

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: star seed 7 on March 27, 2015, 09:16:38 AM

I'm OK with it.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on March 27, 2015, 09:18:33 AM

next time you are in kc please go to red snapper and get a salmon rangoon. it's not so much about the salmon part, it's just that the rangoon is like perfect temperature and texture and size and all that. wow.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 27, 2015, 09:20:34 AM

Quote from: mocat on March 27, 2015, 09:18:33 AM

next time you are in kc please go to red snapper and get a salmon rangoon. it's not so much about the salmon part, it's just that the rangoon is like perfect temperature and texture and size and all that. wow.

mocat I love Red Snapper. just another chapter in our story

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
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Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: puniraptor on March 27, 2015, 09:26:54 AM

aroy thai used to have the very best 'goons before it went down the shitter

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 10:00:26 AM

my favorite are at pf changs

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on March 27, 2015, 10:01:37 AM

Lulu's has great 'goons

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 10:03:04 AM

Quote from: 'taterblast on March 27, 2015, 10:01:37 AM

Lulu's has great 'goons

was wondering about theirs.  the fairway one opened.  are the goon skins thick or thin? 

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on March 27, 2015, 10:03:57 AM

Quote from: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 10:03:04 AM

Quote from: 'taterblast on March 27, 2015, 10:01:37 AM

Lulu's has great 'goons

was wondering about theirs.  the fairway one opened.  are the goon skins thick or thin?

thin. they are small compared to normal chinese take out goons but man are they tasty.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 10:07:15 AM

ok you convinced me.  that's how the ones at changs are, really thin, small but tasty with real crab.  getting some for lunch today!!

i don't like the super thick skinned goons.  too crunchy for this poster (who also prefers thin potato chips to kettle fried).

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Cire on March 27, 2015, 11:38:55 AM

I don't like it when crab rangoons have overly sharp edges or are too sweet.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 01:33:37 PM

Quote from: 'taterblast on March 27, 2015, 10:01:37 AM

Lulu's has great 'goons

wow, great goons.  thin skin, i thought they were decent size - compared to chang's thin skinned goons (they call theirs, fried wontons). 
i don't like thai food so next time i'm just going to get two orders of goons.  that'd be 12 think skinned goons for clams.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on March 27, 2015, 01:35:21 PM

Quote from: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 01:33:37 PM

Quote from: 'taterblast on March 27, 2015, 10:01:37 AM

Lulu's has great 'goons

wow, great goons.  thin skin, i thought they were decent size - compared to chang's thin skinned goons (they call theirs, fried wontons). 
i don't like thai food so next time i'm just going to get two orders of goons.  that'd be 12 think skinned goons for clams.

i think i could get two orders of 'goons at lulu's and be satisfied. maybe a small tom kha gai soup with it.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 01:36:32 PM

oh man, i just remembered today's #lunchack

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: puniraptor on March 27, 2015, 01:42:03 PM

Quote from: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 01:36:32 PM

oh man, i just remembered today's #lunchack

 :eye:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on March 27, 2015, 01:53:32 PM

lulu's goons are my 2nd fave behind snapper goons.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: puniraptor on March 27, 2015, 01:55:49 PM

to measure out the perfect amount of sauce, i fill each folded corner triangle with the sauce before gnoshing it.

this is where poorly crafted 'goons cause problems.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Katpappy on March 27, 2015, 02:03:42 PM

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on February 03, 2011, 06:14:06 PM

I usually tear mine in half.   Prefer to dip in duck sauce.

Is that the nice word for duck poop?

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Katpappy on March 27, 2015, 02:17:56 PM

Quote from: pissclams on September 26, 2012, 09:44:49 AM

'clams mind melting crab rangoon thought for the day, 9/26/12

the rangoon at panda express are just rangoon, no crab

the fried wontons at pf changs are actually crab rangoon, but they're called fried wontons

most places use fake crab in their crab rangoon, which is made from fish (pollock), not crab

 :cool:

You don't want to know how they make them taste like crab!!!  :Yuck:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 02:23:22 PM

how????

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Katpappy on March 27, 2015, 02:40:18 PM

Quote from: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 02:23:22 PM

how????

Watched "Dirty Jobs" with Mike Rowe and they took whole crabs and cooked them in a large vat.  Then they pulled them out and removed the legs and threw the bodies in a giant steam cooker.  When it was full, they steam them until they turned to mush. They then took them out of the vat and put them in a large mixer.  The result was GREEN MUSH!!!  After Mike asked them what they do with the mush, they told him it goes to the places that make fake crab.  At that point, I decided to never eat fake crab meat again.  Oh and just for kicks they had Mike taste the green mush, and he all most threw up from the smell and site of it. 

NOW YOU KNOW!

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on March 27, 2015, 02:41:51 PM

so real crabs are used to make fake crab stuff? KATDADDY I DON'T KNOW!

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Katpappy on March 27, 2015, 02:55:43 PM

Quote from: mocat on March 27, 2015, 02:41:51 PM

so real crabs are used to make fake crab stuff? KATDADDY I DON'T KNOW!

Only certain types of fish are used.  They soak or maybe cook the flavoring into
the fish.  That's why it tastes like crab. 
Also, they do the same thing with the fake lobster flakes.

YUM, YUM!!!

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 27, 2015, 02:57:01 PM

lot of foods are made in gross ways

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Phil Titola on March 27, 2015, 02:58:36 PM

Thai place has the best...lulu's is pretty close 2nd....

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on March 27, 2015, 03:36:33 PM

don't care, will continue to eat (fake crab)

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 27, 2015, 03:43:51 PM

do you guys pronounce the 1st n? Like, I always say "crab rag-oon" not "ran-goon"

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 27, 2015, 03:47:23 PM

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on March 27, 2015, 03:43:51 PM

do you guys pronounce the 1st n? Like, I always say "crab rag-oon" not "ran-goon"

You are saying it wrong. It is more like "rain-goon".

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on March 27, 2015, 03:49:42 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on March 27, 2015, 03:47:23 PM

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on March 27, 2015, 03:43:51 PM

do you guys pronounce the 1st n? Like, I always say "crab rag-oon" not "ran-goon"

You are saying it wrong. It is more like "rain-goon".

yeah i wanted to say i pronounce it "ran-goon" but it is more like "rain-goon"

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: puniraptor on March 27, 2015, 03:53:00 PM

im sure i say rang-goon

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on March 27, 2015, 04:01:34 PM

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on March 27, 2015, 03:43:51 PM

do you guys pronounce the 1st n? Like, I always say "crab rag-oon" not "ran-goon"

you also say real uh tor and constantino's. it's time to take long hard look in the mirror and decide if you like what you see.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 27, 2015, 04:23:08 PM

Quote from: mocat on March 27, 2015, 04:01:34 PM

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on March 27, 2015, 03:43:51 PM

do you guys pronounce the 1st n? Like, I always say "crab rag-oon" not "ran-goon"

you also say real uh tor and constantino's. it's time to take long hard look in the mirror and decide if you like what you see.

accurate picture of how I feel looking in the mirror

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Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 27, 2015, 04:28:03 PM

hey look its mocat being the pronunciation police

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Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 27, 2015, 04:30:59 PM

Quote from: mocat

oh look at me i'm so great. i can pronounce words flawlessly. oh I'm king of the entire world. i'm mocat. i'm so smart. i'm like in the guiness book of world records for best pronunciations. i'm mocat and i'm better than CF3. i know what song you should listen to if you're hungry or sad or whatever. let's watch soccer. I'M MOCAT!!!

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on March 27, 2015, 04:35:01 PM

:(

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: HerrSonntag on March 27, 2015, 08:16:39 PM

I remember having chinese food with some friends from Denver and they called crab rangoons simply "wantons"

It's like, hey dummy!  They're wrapped in wantons but theres more going on, you goofs!

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: The Big Train on March 27, 2015, 08:20:37 PM

man cf3 got real mean real fast, but its good to put mocat in his place every once in awhile

also crab rangoon is rough ridin' gross

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 08:25:01 PM

I came really close to having a double goon day.  dinner tonight I had changs goons on the menu but I have a shitty fever and couldn't walk down there.  #pissed

if any KC goon heads are interested in a goon crawl, I'll put something together

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 27, 2015, 08:27:26 PM

Quote from: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 08:25:01 PM

goon crawl

would do

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: HerrSonntag on March 27, 2015, 08:41:44 PM

Quote from: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 08:25:01 PM

I came really close to having a double goon day.  dinner tonight I had changs goons on the menu but I have a shitty fever and couldn't walk down there.  #pissed

if any KC goon heads are interested in a goon crawl, I'll put something together

PC i feel like i'd have to medically advise against consuming cream cheese in the amounts involved in a goon crawl.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: puniraptor on March 27, 2015, 09:10:37 PM

You're not a doctor

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on March 27, 2015, 09:52:08 PM

Quote from: HerrSonntag on March 27, 2015, 08:41:44 PM

Quote from: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 08:25:01 PM

I came really close to having a double goon day.  dinner tonight I had changs goons on the menu but I have a shitty fever and couldn't walk down there.  #pissed

if any KC goon heads are interested in a goon crawl, I'll put something together

PC i feel like i'd have to medically advise against consuming cream cheese in the amounts involved in a goon crawl.

get a load of this guy

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: puniraptor on March 27, 2015, 09:53:53 PM

#lipidhypothesis #cholesterolconspiracy

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: HerrSonntag on March 27, 2015, 09:54:11 PM

Quote from: 'taterblast on March 27, 2015, 09:52:08 PM

Quote from: HerrSonntag on March 27, 2015, 08:41:44 PM

Quote from: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 08:25:01 PM

I came really close to having a double goon day.  dinner tonight I had changs goons on the menu but I have a shitty fever and couldn't walk down there.  #pissed

if any KC goon heads are interested in a goon crawl, I'll put something together

PC i feel like i'd have to medically advise against consuming cream cheese in the amounts involved in a goon crawl.

get a load of this guy

I do it out of love.   :Cheers:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Katpappy on March 27, 2015, 10:08:06 PM

Guys, new news on fake crab and lobster.  When the processors get the mush, they strain the flavorful oil out of it.  The fish are soaked in the strained oil.  Maybe that is not as bad as fish bathing in a vat of  green mush.  :cool: 

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 11:41:34 PM

so far it looks like it's me and rick daris signed up for goon crawl '15.  this year is going to be a great one so i'll keep the sign ups open a little longer than in years past. 

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on March 28, 2015, 08:38:32 AM

I would like to throw Genghis goons into the mix

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on March 28, 2015, 08:43:07 AM

Grinders has some respectable goons. 'clams, please add to goon crawl itinerary. tia.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 28, 2015, 11:02:18 AM

mocat, man, i hate to say it but that was a pretty brutal takedown by cf3. t's and p's.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on March 28, 2015, 12:00:53 PM

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on March 28, 2015, 11:02:18 AM

mocat, man, i hate to say it but that was a pretty brutal takedown by cf3. t's and p's.

i know which side of the pronunciation fence you're on

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on March 29, 2015, 03:06:21 PM

Had some grinders goons today. They are unlike any other goons. Very thin and crispy. Almost like they're not even goons at all

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on March 29, 2015, 03:52:35 PM

how is the filling and what do they serve their goons with?  a good red chili sauce just can't be beat.  damn i love a good goon.
the lulu's goon skin was very thin & crispy too.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on March 29, 2015, 04:06:13 PM

Filling was light, almost like Cole slaw texture, but served hot obviously. Served with very good red chili sauce.
 I had a full Philly, not sure why I never tried that before there. It's amazing

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on March 29, 2015, 04:22:28 PM

ya their Philadelphia Cheese Steak sandwiches are best in town

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 29, 2015, 04:30:03 PM

Philly crawl?

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 29, 2015, 04:32:04 PM

Quote from: pissclams on March 27, 2015, 11:41:34 PM

so far it looks like it's me and rick daris signed up for goon crawl '15.  this year is going to be a great one so i'll keep the sign ups open a little longer than in years past.

i'll head over to gtm tomorrow to talk to them about t-shirts.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: sys on March 29, 2015, 04:53:35 PM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on March 27, 2015, 09:11:40 AM

I have never had a crab rangoon

same.  and i never will.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: hemmy on January 18, 2016, 04:25:00 PM

Lucky Wok in Lenexa puts heroin in theirs. Minimum 7 goons on any given visit.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on January 18, 2016, 04:32:48 PM

thin or thick won tons?

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on January 18, 2016, 04:33:21 PM

good grief this thread reminds me i need to grab some salmon rangoons from red snapper

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 18, 2016, 04:38:00 PM

You guys think bill and scarjo went to pound town on some goons when they were in Tokyo together or are goons an American only thing?

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: CHONGS on January 18, 2016, 04:42:10 PM

Quote from: pissclams on January 18, 2016, 04:32:48 PM

thin or thick won tons?

Like most things, I like them thick.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on January 18, 2016, 04:46:53 PM

chingon, not me- i need a thin wonton.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: hemmy on January 18, 2016, 04:47:06 PM

Quote from: pissclams on January 18, 2016, 04:32:48 PM

thin or thick won tons?

thick

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: CHONGS on January 18, 2016, 04:50:36 PM

Quote from: pissclams on January 18, 2016, 04:46:53 PM

chingon, not me- i need a thin wonton.

gotta balance out the richness of the filling IMHO

BUT

I like a thin eggroll

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 18, 2016, 06:02:23 PM

I'm a goon EOE. will take all sorts of them to boneville all day long.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 18, 2016, 06:44:08 PM

Just had a pretty interesting thought. What if goons were one of the meats you could get at chipotle? Goon burrito with black beans, corn and hot, and cheese. :dunno:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on August 04, 2019, 02:55:27 PM

myself and a friend just completed Goon Fest 2019 this afternoon

kin lin
appearance: 2.6
filling: 3.6
wrap: 4
sauce: 2.5
overall: 3.9
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190804/724aa58393a7bdd2adf7c997b7bfbb67.jpg)

grinders
appearance: 1.6
filling: 3.65
wrap: 3
sauce: 4.75
overall: 3.8
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190804/1764fe0a2e189aff33b2fdb20301ea15.jpg)

lulu’s (crossroads)
appearance: 2.5
filling: 3.5
wrap: 1.4
sauce: 3
overall: 2.8
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190804/db8cff188f95752c056ea4ce27bfae23.jpg)

koko thai
closed (of course)

bo lings (plaza)
appearance: 4.5
filling: 3.6
wrap: 3.5
sauce: 3.2
overall: 3.7
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190804/6468a42b16be766249f4ab87515d0bbe.jpg)

best overall goon champion 2019
kin lin

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on August 04, 2019, 03:00:57 PM

 :runaway:

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 04, 2019, 03:01:51 PM

Holy lord! :love: Also, I always laugh at ppl who get crabs at Grinders and act underwhelmed.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on August 04, 2019, 03:24:08 PM

grinders were good but a little over cooked as you can see.  lots of potential

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on August 04, 2019, 03:25:47 PM

in total, 15 goons were hurt in the completion of this scientific study

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on August 04, 2019, 04:53:13 PM

i have a soft spot for lulu's 'goons since i lived very close to them for a while and had them often. liked the thin wrap (though i like thicker wraps too).

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on August 04, 2019, 05:55:53 PM

just very bland

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Phil Titola on August 04, 2019, 05:59:06 PM

Nara 'goons are good.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on August 04, 2019, 06:03:42 PM

I also feel like luku’s has changed their recipe which used to be much better

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: CHONGS on August 04, 2019, 06:47:46 PM

I could eat goons all damn day.  One of my biggest weaknesses food wise.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Spracne on August 04, 2019, 07:14:52 PM

This thread was a tasty little morsel, not unlike its titular character.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on August 05, 2019, 11:42:58 AM

remember the sauce vs no-sauce debate? 'clams pics have me feeling pretty validated, i think we can all agree he just happened to exclude the sauce in the two pics that don't show it.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: mocat on August 05, 2019, 12:13:31 PM

favorite goons ever are at red snapper on ward pkwy

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: CHONGS on August 05, 2019, 12:27:10 PM

Quote from: 'taterblast on August 05, 2019, 11:42:58 AM

remember the sauce vs no-sauce debate? 'clams pics have me feeling pretty validated, i think we can all agree he just happened to exclude the sauce in the two pics that don't show it.

I don't, but no sauce.  No sauce!

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Spracne on August 05, 2019, 12:55:23 PM

Quote from: mocat on August 05, 2019, 12:13:31 PM

favorite goons ever are at red snapper on ward pkwy

Omg, you mean the salmon ones?!

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: 'taterblast on August 05, 2019, 12:59:18 PM

Quote from: Chingon on August 05, 2019, 12:27:10 PM

Quote from: 'taterblast on August 05, 2019, 11:42:58 AM

remember the sauce vs no-sauce debate? 'clams pics have me feeling pretty validated, i think we can all agree he just happened to exclude the sauce in the two pics that don't show it.

I don't, but no sauce.  No sauce!

i'll take some 'goon with my sauce is what i say!

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: CHONGS on August 05, 2019, 01:04:05 PM

Quote from: 'taterblast on August 05, 2019, 12:59:18 PM

Quote from: Chingon on August 05, 2019, 12:27:10 PM

Quote from: 'taterblast on August 05, 2019, 11:42:58 AM

remember the sauce vs no-sauce debate? 'clams pics have me feeling pretty validated, i think we can all agree he just happened to exclude the sauce in the two pics that don't show it.

I don't, but no sauce.  No sauce!

i'll take some 'goon with my sauce is what i say!

Might as well eat goons out of the toilet then.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Phil Titola on August 05, 2019, 01:08:37 PM

hot mustard after ate all the 'goon guts and only have the corners left is a pretty good idea.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: pissclams on August 05, 2019, 02:18:27 PM

my kin lin sauce notes say "pink"

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: waks on August 05, 2019, 07:42:21 PM

Quote from: Phil Titola on August 05, 2019, 01:08:37 PM

hot mustard after ate all the 'goon guts and only have the corners left is a pretty good idea.

Agreed. Not a big fan of just the sweet and sour. I usually dip my 'goons in my General Tso's sauce.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: TaqMan on August 05, 2019, 08:23:11 PM

Quote from: waks on August 05, 2019, 07:42:21 PM

Quote from: Phil Titola on August 05, 2019, 01:08:37 PM

hot mustard after ate all the 'goon guts and only have the corners left is a pretty good idea.

Agreed. Not a big fan of just the sweet and sour. I usually dip my 'goons in my General Tso's sauce.

I'm straight soy sauce myself. The packets of whatever the hell come with the frozen ones go right in the damn trash.

Title: Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
Post by: Spracne on August 05, 2019, 08:25:57 PM

Quote from: TaqMan on August 05, 2019, 08:23:11 PM

Quote from: waks on August 05, 2019, 07:42:21 PM

Quote from: Phil Titola on August 05, 2019, 01:08:37 PM

hot mustard after ate all the 'goon guts and only have the corners left is a pretty good idea.

Agreed. Not a big fan of just the sweet and sour. I usually dip my 'goons in my General Tso's sauce.

I'm straight soy sauce myself. The packets of whatever the hell come with the frozen ones go right in the dang trash.

I prefer a nice plum ginger sauce, but otherwise I agree. Right in the dang trash!