Nearly had a fist fight on the over-35 circuit yesterday. Pretty awesome when a bunch of has-beens take it way too serious and make asses of themselves, especially when all the players on the court are technically co-workers.
This would be the perfect thread to post details of this encounter.
I didn't post the details because the encounter itself was not nearly as entertaining as the fact that it was a 45-yr old and a 35-yr old co-workers threatening to throw-down. Not to mention, it's a bunch of old guys playing basketball at lunch, not the NBA Finals. But, since you asked.....
The 45 y.o. seems to be the equivalent of your "Stubbles", without the shaved chest. He's one of the best players, but is a real dick, and if he ever makes a turn over or something, he changes the rules or makes some other excuse. Pretty much everyone has had a run-in with this guy at some point.
I'm on the same team as the 35-y.o. (call him the "IT Guy"), and we are playing against Stubbles-twin. It's game point (score tied, win by one) and Stubbles-twin throws the ball away, but makes a preposterous foul call. IT Guy, who is mild mannered and usually very quiet, starts going off about that being a "pussy call" and puts his hands at his crotch with thumbs and fore-fingers together, making the shape of a triangle.
The argument continues, but the ball is eventually checked, Stubbles-twin's team keeping the ball. Then another guy on our team makes a weak foul call against the offense, obviously in retaliation for the previous call by Stubbles-twin. IT Guy starts saying that it's pointless to play like that, and that Stubbles-twin should keep the ball. But, Stubbles-twin was so upset that he didn't listen to what IT Guy was actually saying, and Stubbles-twin continues to complain about the foul call. IT Guy tells Stubbles-twin that he (Stubbles-twin) should shut his mouth [because we are actually trying to give him the ball back].
Stubbles-twin gets in IT Guy's face and says "IF I DON'T, ARE YOING GOING TO SHUT IT?" IT Guy, who obviously spends some time in the weight room and looks like he could pummel Stubbles-twin, realizes how ridiculous all of it is and calmly says, "No, I'm not, but if you weren't such an idiot you would know that I am agreeing with you". Stubbles-twin then says "THEN F#@% YOU!" IT Guy had let it go at that point, but more name calling ensues, one guy walks out of the gym. Nothing actually happens. Some no name guy eventually scores to end the game and everyone went back to work.