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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: HOW ARE WE DOING THIS WITHOUT DEAN?
« on: March 23, 2018, 06:47:29 PM »
Isn't Dean white though?
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: Statue question
« on: March 23, 2018, 02:54:14 AM »
Oh. My. God. Yeeeeeees
I want this tasty twisty tristy trisquit of a man to dip his wonderful freshly shaven balls into a jar of that whipped marshmallow goodness like he always does and just jam them into my willing mouth like the bad girl that I am.
I want this tasty twisty tristy trisquit of a man to dip his wonderful freshly shaven balls into a jar of that whipped marshmallow goodness like he always does and just jam them into my willing mouth like the bad girl that I am.
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Kansas State Football / American Football Questions
« on: August 28, 2017, 04:00:29 AM »
Hello friends i am contacting you as a new american football fan from the great land of KAZAKHSTAN. I have picked the Wild Cats (or maybe Rowdy Cats?) as my new favorite team because Kansas is in the middle of northern America and there is a city there. Also, purple is a signal for snow cap run-off in my culture and I love snow cap run-off
1. When the deep voice guys on television say "1st and 10" or "3rd and three" is there a bunch of math involved or is it more simple than that? I don't really want to do any more math than I need to
2. Why is the score for a touchdown 6, and not like...68 or something? Seems arbitrary
3. Are we (the Rowdy Cats fans of Kansas America) going to be good this harvest season? I want promotion into the England Premier League as soon as possible if I'm going to remain a supporter
4. Can the games be moved forward 11 hours? This time differential is going to eff my poophole until it is brown and black
5. There are so many white lines on the field, I feel like I am watching Tron or some movie similar with a bunch of lines. What do the lines mean? Are they like goals?
7. Speaking of colors, the ball is brown. Is this of significance?
8. Is SteveDave on this website as much of a little bitch as she seems to be?
9. How many weapons are allowed in this sport?
10. Speaking of weapons, how is our linebacker depth in terms of short-field cover options, mainly referring to these speedy pass-catching backs that seem to be cropping up in every offense across the Major 5
11. I'm looking into doing crack cocaine in extraordinary amounts in the next few weeks. Am I going to die?
12. There are also too many white numbers on the pitch, begging the question: how much rough ridin' math is involved in this dumb bullshit? Too many white people too.
13. Who would you rather want to eff in a gay way: Ryan Gosling, Max Schneider, Brano Mares, or Brad? My brown friend asked me to ask this just now haha
15. It seems food used to be more pure 150 years ago, what exactly triggered the change from natural food harvesting processes to mass manufacturing, preservatives, and genetic engineering. Was it overpopulation, or something more sinister?
16. THE grass on the pitch always has a bunch of different colored green stripes in it, some light, some dark. Symbolism?
17. When people go into bars with friends, how do they acquire the friends?
18. Why don't they just put all the players lined up before the score line and block all the score attempts? It's the simplest thing in the world outside of simple cell function.
19. The whole sport seems arbitrary?
20. Is everything arbitrary?
14. How do you know if you are gay?
1. When the deep voice guys on television say "1st and 10" or "3rd and three" is there a bunch of math involved or is it more simple than that? I don't really want to do any more math than I need to
2. Why is the score for a touchdown 6, and not like...68 or something? Seems arbitrary
3. Are we (the Rowdy Cats fans of Kansas America) going to be good this harvest season? I want promotion into the England Premier League as soon as possible if I'm going to remain a supporter
4. Can the games be moved forward 11 hours? This time differential is going to eff my poophole until it is brown and black
5. There are so many white lines on the field, I feel like I am watching Tron or some movie similar with a bunch of lines. What do the lines mean? Are they like goals?
7. Speaking of colors, the ball is brown. Is this of significance?
8. Is SteveDave on this website as much of a little bitch as she seems to be?
9. How many weapons are allowed in this sport?
10. Speaking of weapons, how is our linebacker depth in terms of short-field cover options, mainly referring to these speedy pass-catching backs that seem to be cropping up in every offense across the Major 5
11. I'm looking into doing crack cocaine in extraordinary amounts in the next few weeks. Am I going to die?
12. There are also too many white numbers on the pitch, begging the question: how much rough ridin' math is involved in this dumb bullshit? Too many white people too.
13. Who would you rather want to eff in a gay way: Ryan Gosling, Max Schneider, Brano Mares, or Brad? My brown friend asked me to ask this just now haha
15. It seems food used to be more pure 150 years ago, what exactly triggered the change from natural food harvesting processes to mass manufacturing, preservatives, and genetic engineering. Was it overpopulation, or something more sinister?
16. THE grass on the pitch always has a bunch of different colored green stripes in it, some light, some dark. Symbolism?
17. When people go into bars with friends, how do they acquire the friends?
18. Why don't they just put all the players lined up before the score line and block all the score attempts? It's the simplest thing in the world outside of simple cell function.
19. The whole sport seems arbitrary?
20. Is everything arbitrary?
14. How do you know if you are gay?
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Kansas State Football / Re: Snyder's mental faculties.
« on: July 19, 2016, 11:04:06 PM »
Talking crap on God Emperor LHC Bill Snyder, are we? Well, give me a few moments not not only collect my thoughts, but equip my cape. I have a few words for you.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel.
Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel.
Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
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Kansas State Football / OFFICIAL® 2016: Are we going to be good this year? Thread (ONLY HFBIQ ALLOWED)
« on: July 07, 2016, 01:26:44 PM »
MODERATOR EDIT: ONLY POSTERS WITH HFBIQ WILL BE ALLOWED TO POST. POSTERS WITH LFBIQ WILL BE BANNED IMMEDIATELY AND INDEFINITELY
Are we going to be good this year? Asking for a friend
Who is on our team even? Asking for a different friend
Make it quick too, please, as I am currently bleeding profusely after attempting to make an ice cube sandwich while listening to James Blake's "Limit To Your Love".
Please respond. Please send help.
Are we going to be good this year? Asking for a friend
Who is on our team even? Asking for a different friend
Make it quick too, please, as I am currently bleeding profusely after attempting to make an ice cube sandwich while listening to James Blake's "Limit To Your Love".
Please respond. Please send help.
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Kansas State Football / Re: 30 for 30 - The Miracle in Manhattan
« on: April 26, 2016, 12:57:07 PM »
Will this film be in color? I just bought a color TV from Sears
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Kansas State Football / Re: Great Site For Cheap Jerseys
« on: February 26, 2016, 03:51:58 AM »
Do you have any jerseys made with a multitude of jutting purple dildos. Like a shirt that looks like a bush of dildos?
Or any purple dildos outside of clothing form. Preferably vibrating. I would even take one dildo that sets perfectly to an anus that dilates to 4 inches when aroused. Or a real human penis.
Asking for a friend.
Or any purple dildos outside of clothing form. Preferably vibrating. I would even take one dildo that sets perfectly to an anus that dilates to 4 inches when aroused. Or a real human penis.
Asking for a friend.
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Wally Judge and the Death of K-State Basketball: An In-Depth Look
« on: February 21, 2016, 01:31:36 AM »
Wally Judge. Absolute rough ridin' physical freak. Five-Star McDonald's All-American committing to Kansas State. What? This has to perpetuate a continuing cycle of league-destroying freaks like Michael Beasley right?
I had masturbated my massive 9" throbbing male genitals to this video at least 100 times before that season started...
...while looking at those succulent golden stars in his rivals profile
https://n.rivals.com/content/prospects/maple/66239
Then he got rough ridin' Frank'd
"Oh, it was just his freshman year, sure he will be averaging 20-10 next year, lots of rough ridin' PHARAOH ass dunks"
Then he got Frank's tiny 8" male genitals up his bad person for a 2nd consecutive season.
"Please don't transfer...but your mixtape video!"
Then he transferred. And Frank took another mistress. And K-State Basketball went from being ranked #3 in the nation to bottom of my asscrack where the ants like to find little skin clauses in which to not only feast, but lay their eggs. Which is where the rough ridin' crap eff K-State Basketball remains to this very rough ridin' day.
I want to eff my own brainstem until it bleeds, wait until it is almost coagulated, and eff it again, this time even harder. Out of the opening in the back of my neck drains a fluid mixture of hard black gelatin and pure red fluid. I wretch in agonizing pain, watching the top of my eyes as they convulse and cause distressing electric convulsions upon my visual cortex. Black and white, black and white. Over and over and over and rough ridin' over again until those colors start blend within each other, creating a dark gray dystopian haze. Buzzing from the top of my head. It turns into a sharp grinding sensation, enough to where I begin to enter a state of "alive" rigor mortis: the cells in my body shutting down as they are unable to process the level of pain being experienced. A crevice forms behind collar-bones, and the skin begins to break fast. Gravity forces my nearly dead skin to curl downwards like a map, but slowly. It peels straight layers from my body in a perfect vertical pattern, inhumanely leaving the skin on my arms to feel the immense pain of torn flesh intermingling with a homogenous body, but quickly pruning and rotting, as if being scorched by molten lava. The acid death eventually eviscerating every rough ridin' organ in my body until only my bones are left. My soul watching as koala bears find my bones perched upon a bed of spiders and spikes, and using my bones to grind against rocks into chowder for the absolute god damn eff of it.
^Mostly because of K-State Basketball. Pretty sure
I had masturbated my massive 9" throbbing male genitals to this video at least 100 times before that season started...
...while looking at those succulent golden stars in his rivals profile
https://n.rivals.com/content/prospects/maple/66239
Then he got rough ridin' Frank'd
"Oh, it was just his freshman year, sure he will be averaging 20-10 next year, lots of rough ridin' PHARAOH ass dunks"
Then he got Frank's tiny 8" male genitals up his bad person for a 2nd consecutive season.
"Please don't transfer...but your mixtape video!"
Then he transferred. And Frank took another mistress. And K-State Basketball went from being ranked #3 in the nation to bottom of my asscrack where the ants like to find little skin clauses in which to not only feast, but lay their eggs. Which is where the rough ridin' crap eff K-State Basketball remains to this very rough ridin' day.
I want to eff my own brainstem until it bleeds, wait until it is almost coagulated, and eff it again, this time even harder. Out of the opening in the back of my neck drains a fluid mixture of hard black gelatin and pure red fluid. I wretch in agonizing pain, watching the top of my eyes as they convulse and cause distressing electric convulsions upon my visual cortex. Black and white, black and white. Over and over and over and rough ridin' over again until those colors start blend within each other, creating a dark gray dystopian haze. Buzzing from the top of my head. It turns into a sharp grinding sensation, enough to where I begin to enter a state of "alive" rigor mortis: the cells in my body shutting down as they are unable to process the level of pain being experienced. A crevice forms behind collar-bones, and the skin begins to break fast. Gravity forces my nearly dead skin to curl downwards like a map, but slowly. It peels straight layers from my body in a perfect vertical pattern, inhumanely leaving the skin on my arms to feel the immense pain of torn flesh intermingling with a homogenous body, but quickly pruning and rotting, as if being scorched by molten lava. The acid death eventually eviscerating every rough ridin' organ in my body until only my bones are left. My soul watching as koala bears find my bones perched upon a bed of spiders and spikes, and using my bones to grind against rocks into chowder for the absolute god damn eff of it.
^Mostly because of K-State Basketball. Pretty sure
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Kansas State Football / Re: TSC - Playoff Edition
« on: December 31, 2015, 06:05:50 PM »
We are getting blown the eff out
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Kansas State Football / Re: Kansas supports terrorism
« on: December 28, 2015, 02:35:21 PM »
What the eff did you just rough ridin' say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I dropped out of high school and have 300 confirmed scrobbles of John Cage. I run a blog that gets 12 views per day and I only listen to music in FLAC. You are nothing to me but just another sage. I will destroy your reputation here, mark my rough ridin' words. I have 12 identical images of an animated sun that I'm prepared to dump in your thread. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, rough rider. As we speak I am highlighting what you previously wrote and am about to ask you to define certain words you used even though everybody knew exactly what you meant.You're rough ridin' meat, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can derail a thread with a single post. Not only have I listened to every classic Krautrock album, I've listened to the Scaruffi top 25, the RYM top 100, all of the patriciancore list -- you rough ridin' name it. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your rough ridin' tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will dress you and you will wallow in your anger for the rest of your pathetic day. You're rough ridin' reported, kiddo.
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Kansas State Football / We're getting blown the eff out AGAIN
« on: November 21, 2015, 11:23:23 AM »
This time to Iowa State.
It's almost comical at this point.
It's almost comical at this point.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Baylor thread,official or not
« on: November 05, 2015, 06:36:17 PM »
You guys are rough ridin' pussies
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Kansas State Football / Re: I'm going on the offensive.
« on: October 19, 2015, 03:12:25 AM »
I've already pledged $700 plus some not yet released 2017 NFL rookie trading cards (potentially worth billions in the right market) for the dome phase.
Which one of you beta fuckboi pussies is going to convince me to back down from my pledge (again, literally worth billions, maybe trillions of dollars)? I'm waiting.
Keep in mind, I'm 6'8", 290 lbs. and 9% body fat. I honestly have probably already slept with the cute girl you're squeaming at the thought of saying "hi" to.
Which one of you beta fuckboi pussies is going to convince me to back down from my pledge (again, literally worth billions, maybe trillions of dollars)? I'm waiting.
Keep in mind, I'm 6'8", 290 lbs. and 9% body fat. I honestly have probably already slept with the cute girl you're squeaming at the thought of saying "hi" to.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Snyder
« on: October 19, 2015, 02:18:11 AM »
If you're struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas: get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Untucking
« on: October 19, 2015, 02:15:55 AM »
Fun fact of the day: the Amazon rainforest was first discovered by Andienessia the Worthy in 26 BC. It is claimed in texts from the era that there are many sources of iron still undiscovered underneath the area.
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Kansas State Football / Re: do you consider coach snyder a wildcat?
« on: October 19, 2015, 02:12:31 AM »
Does anyone else have an unholy addiction to watching One Direction music videos until 4 in the morning? Or is it really just me?
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Kansas State Football / 10-2
« on: October 12, 2015, 03:57:32 AM »
:lynchmob:I've been to the depths of the Helgives caves and have witnessed far lesser life forms thrive in hell on earth. I've seen the bowels of Jupiter open up and spew a wretched, noxious diatome fume upon believers and non-believers alike. And yet...I've seen human beings have strokes over having to put the god damn motherfucking dishes in the dishwasher. I've seen crap ass cocksuckers have literal aneurisms because their boss asked them to print last week's lunch receipt at 4:45 on a Friday.There are two kinds of people in the world. Guess where you fall? Just rough ridin' guess. I double, no, triple-dog-motherfucking-dare you. I'll give you a hint, since you are apparently too stupid to formulate your own opinion: If you are reading this, you are a pussy ass, Lucy name havin', cockgobbling, weak, infertile, under-6'0", syrup-blooded, obese, genetically-inferior, white-sock-wearing, Alienware-buying, light beer drinking, Xbox owning, chastity belt wearing, male genitals-chomping son of a blue dumpfuck who hates LHC Bill Snyder and Manhattan. eff you, you shitswimming gundge of feces
6. vs. Oklahoma W: Okla-fuckingshit just got beat by a team who refused to drink anything but Yahoo "chocolate" drinks for 3 years straight. K-State: 71, OU: 1
7. @ Texas W: Kansas State University absolutely owns the eff out of Texas. Do you know how I know that? Because Manhattan-based Teria Co. owns Yahoo (the shitty ass chocolate drink), and by default owns its only customer: UT. Expect UT players to perish of thirst on the field due to literally zero hydration. Thanks Bill for...K-State: 72, UT: 0
8. vs. Baylor W: It's clear that rampant black bear poaching is having a detrimental effect on the emotions of Texas residents. They've become more illustrious but ridiculous with their laws: banning pumpkin pie, listerine strips, and shrimp soup from store shelves. K-State: 45, Baylor: 22
9. @ Texas Tech W: Quick question: what type of institution is worse than a technical highschool? If you guessed, "Walmart", you should have your brain testicles cut off and thrown to the vast number of Ferintine eels residing in Beaver Creek. The actual answer was: "A Technical 'College' (QUOTE END QUOTE), J, my supreme overlord and king of mortals." K-State 12, Texas Tech: 3
10. vs. Iowa State W: As the great Pythagoras once said: "Superior farmers must sacrifice inferior farmers for the Great and Powerful Sunlord". K-State has lived by this motto since the inception of the university. Little-known, but highly-valuable sacrifices are made on the altar every single year, and this year's sacrifice will not disappoint the LORD and SAVIOUR of our lands. K-State: 43, Iowa crap: 34
11. @ Kansas W: Team does not compute. Commencing point dump. K-State: infinitysymbol.jpg, KU: null
12. vs. West Virginia W: Virgin my rough ridin' ass. Catherine Moroney, a struggling 17-year-old mother of two, gave her two-year-old daughter Mary Agnes to a stranger calling herself "Julia Otis" in exchange for $2 on May 15, 1932, on the understanding that the woman would take care of the girl in California for a short time and then return her to the Moroneys' Chicago home when things were better. She never did, and the ensuing investigation attracted national media attention. The girl was never located, and the case remains the oldest unsolved missing-persons case in the city. A California woman's belief that she was Mary Agnes has subsequently been disproven by DNA testing. K-State: 61, WVU: 7
Buck the eff up you god damned sluts. This dick isn't going to soften anytime soon.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« on: October 12, 2015, 02:44:01 AM »
When I first saw these threads on goEMAW.blog, my belief in humanity dropped a little bit. But since Chingon allowed IPs to be visible to all users, I was happy to find out that there is not a large portion of people who actually watch this god-awful reality TV show, and that there are not lot of people who continually mistake a completely scripted soap opera as an actual sport.
The IP-viewing ability has restored my faith in those faithful to real sports, and subsequently restored my faith in goEMAW.
To those who unironically post in this thread as a handcuff to actually taking about this "show" seriously, please move out of your parents' houses and find a job. Be productive in society. You're not going to be able to act like you're 13 very much longer. Soon you're going to have to start a 401K, get your own medical insurance, and generally be useful within the confines of federal economic systems, or your life will turn to shambles faster than you can see it coming.
This is nothing more than a public service announcement. Please be smart about your future.
The IP-viewing ability has restored my faith in those faithful to real sports, and subsequently restored my faith in goEMAW.
To those who unironically post in this thread as a handcuff to actually taking about this "show" seriously, please move out of your parents' houses and find a job. Be productive in society. You're not going to be able to act like you're 13 very much longer. Soon you're going to have to start a 401K, get your own medical insurance, and generally be useful within the confines of federal economic systems, or your life will turn to shambles faster than you can see it coming.
This is nothing more than a public service announcement. Please be smart about your future.
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: 2016-17 Season: What Players Big 12 Teams are Losing, Returning, and Adding
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:08:24 AM »
Strayed above the highway aisle
(Jagged vacance, thick with ice)
and I could see for...
miles,
miles,
miles.
(Jagged vacance, thick with ice)
and I could see for...
miles,
miles,
miles.
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: 2016-17 Season: What Players Big 12 Teams are Losing, Returning, and Adding
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:01:56 AM »
Christmas night,
It clutched the light,
The hallow bright
Above my brother,
I and tangled spines
Wesmoked the screen to make
It what it was to be
Now to know it in my memory:
It clutched the light,
The hallow bright
Above my brother,
I and tangled spines
We
It what it was to be
Now to know it in my memory:
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: 2016-17 Season: What Players Big 12 Teams are Losing, Returning, and Adding
« on: October 11, 2015, 03:59:19 AM »
Strayed above the highway aisle
(Jagged vacance, thick with ice)
I could see for...
miles,
miles,
miles.
(Jagged vacance, thick with ice)
I could see for...
miles,
miles,
miles.
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: 2016-17 Season: What Players Big 12 Teams are Losing, Returning, and Adding
« on: October 11, 2015, 03:57:26 AM »
3rd and Lake it burnt away, the hallway
Was where we learned to celebrate
Automatic bought the years you'd talk for me
That night you played me 'Lip Parade'
Not the needle, nor the thread, the lost decree
Sayingnothing, that's enough for me
Was where we learned to celebrate
Automatic bought the years you'd talk for me
That night you played me 'Lip Parade'
Not the needle, nor the thread, the lost decree
Saying
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: 2016-17 Season: What Players Big 12 Teams are Losing, Returning, and Adding
« on: October 11, 2015, 03:55:51 AM »
Strayed above the highway aisle
(Jagged vacance, thick with ice)
I could see for...
miles,
miles,
miles.
(Jagged vacance, thick with ice)
I could see for...
miles,
miles,
miles.
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: 2016-17 Season: What Players Big 12 Teams are Losing, Returning, and Adding
« on: October 11, 2015, 03:53:55 AM »
"Someway, baby, it's part of me, apart from me."
You're laying waste to Halloween
You mumped it friend,
It's on it's head,
It struck the street
You're in Milwaukee, off your feet
You're laying waste to Halloween
You mumped it friend,
It's on it's head,
It struck the street
You're in Milwaukee, off your feet
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Kansas State Football / Re: Look on the bright side
« on: October 11, 2015, 02:34:24 AM »Pretty soon there's going to be a global food and water supply crisis and massive resource wars will break out. Billions will starve or die of thirst or be killed in battle. Eventually the powers will turn to thermonuclear weapons and the world will be reduced to rubble and a brutal nuclear winter will sweep over the planet. Then as we all huddle together weeping under what's left of the sunlight awaiting the sweet embrace of death, we can all forget about this silly TCU game and move on.
Earth is BIG.
Not to be a kill-joy, but if you detonated all the nuclear weapons on the planet you wouldn't come close to the devastation that even one volcanic eruption does.
Interesting if true. I doubt if it's true, though. Link? Proof?
Video VERY related