:lynchmob:I've been to the depths of the Helgives caves and have witnessed far lesser life forms thrive in hell on earth. I've seen the bowels of Jupiter open up and spew a wretched, noxious diatome fume upon believers and non-believers alike. And yet...I've seen human beings have strokes over having to put the god damn motherfucking dishes in the dishwasher. I've seen crap ass cocksuckers have literal aneurisms because their boss asked them to print last week's lunch receipt at 4:45 on a Friday.
There are two kinds of people in the world. Guess where you fall? Just rough ridin' guess. I double, no, triple-dog-motherfucking-dare you. I'll give you a hint, since you are apparently too stupid to formulate your own opinion: If you are reading this, you are a pussy ass, Lucy name havin', cockgobbling, weak, infertile, under-6'0", syrup-blooded, obese, genetically-inferior, white-sock-wearing, Alienware-buying, light beer drinking, Xbox owning, chastity belt wearing, male genitals-chomping son of a blue dumpfuck who hates LHC Bill Snyder and Manhattan. eff you, you shitswimming gundge of feces
6. vs. Oklahoma
W: Okla-fuckingshit just got beat by a team who refused to drink anything but Yahoo "chocolate" drinks for 3 years straight.
K-State: 71, OU: 17. @ Texas
W: Kansas State University absolutely owns the eff out of Texas. Do you know how I know that? Because Manhattan-based Teria Co. owns Yahoo (the shitty ass chocolate drink), and by default owns its only customer: UT. Expect UT players to perish of thirst on the field due to literally zero hydration. Thanks Bill for...
K-State: 72, UT: 08. vs. Baylor
W: It's clear that rampant black bear poaching is having a detrimental effect on the emotions of Texas residents. They've become more illustrious but ridiculous with their laws: banning pumpkin pie, listerine strips, and shrimp soup from store shelves.
K-State: 45, Baylor: 229. @ Texas Tech
W: Quick question: what type of institution is worse than a technical highschool? If you guessed, "Walmart", you should have your brain testicles cut off and thrown to the vast number of Ferintine eels residing in Beaver Creek. The actual answer was: "A Technical 'College' (QUOTE END QUOTE), J, my supreme overlord and king of mortals."
K-State 12, Texas Tech: 310. vs. Iowa State
W: As the great Pythagoras once said: "Superior farmers must sacrifice inferior farmers for the Great and Powerful Sunlord". K-State has lived by this motto since the inception of the university. Little-known, but highly-valuable sacrifices are made on the altar every single year, and this year's sacrifice will not disappoint the LORD and SAVIOUR of our lands.
K-State: 43, Iowa crap: 3411. @ Kansas
W:
Team does not compute. Commencing point dump. K-State: infinitysymbol.jpg, KU: null12. vs. West Virginia
W: Virgin my rough ridin' ass. Catherine Moroney, a struggling 17-year-old mother of two, gave her two-year-old daughter Mary Agnes to a stranger calling herself "Julia Otis" in exchange for $2 on May 15, 1932, on the understanding that the woman would take care of the girl in California for a short time and then return her to the Moroneys' Chicago home when things were better. She never did, and the ensuing investigation attracted national media attention. The girl was never located, and the case remains the oldest unsolved missing-persons case in the city. A California woman's belief that she was Mary Agnes has subsequently been disproven by DNA testing.
K-State: 61, WVU: 7Buck the eff up you god damned sluts. This dick isn't going to soften anytime soon.
