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Kansas State Football / Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??

« on: August 24, 2025, 02:20:14 PM »

What if his dad and brother were both total badasses?

Dad probably never let Pop Tart fight him, because he knew he didn’t want him to get injured.

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Kansas State Football / Re: 2025 - Week 0 - Overreactions

« on: August 23, 2025, 08:32:10 PM »

Pop Tart is a mediocre QB, and we will never compete for anything meaningful while he’s under center.

Breaking a 3 year posting hiatus for this, lmao.

I pick my spots

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Kansas State Football / Re: 2025 - Week 0 - Overreactions

« on: August 23, 2025, 06:31:42 PM »

Pop Tart is a mediocre QB, and we will never compete for anything meaningful while he’s under center.

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Kansas State Football / Re: If we don't recruit 9am?

« on: December 04, 2022, 01:09:54 PM »

I'm going to say we don't play for the Dr. Pepper without AM

So dumb

Disrespectful to Will Howard

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Kansas State Football / Re: Thread for great tweets about winning the Pepper

« on: December 04, 2022, 01:08:39 PM »

My God this thread was a delight to wake up and read with a cup of coffee this morning.

Absolute delight. I logged in for the first time in a while just for this and then to also try and post something to trigger MIR

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Kansas State Football / Re: If we don't recruit 9am?

« on: December 03, 2022, 09:03:54 PM »

Are we in the CFP?

Yes

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: felix rex moves to Cairo

« on: December 10, 2021, 01:25:38 PM »

Three years. THREE YEARS, motherfuckers. I’m coming back for the holidays and I’m gonna eat so much gotdam pork.

Congrats!

Where do you get to enjoy the holidays?

We’re splitting time between Ta-town and god’s country in the SEK.

Sweet!

My mom is from Independence, we might be cousins or something

Can I still take my kids there to throw a cat in monkey island? They need some “real America” cultural experiences.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: felix rex moves to Cairo

« on: December 10, 2021, 01:23:20 PM »

Three years. THREE YEARS, motherfuckers. I’m coming back for the holidays and I’m gonna eat so much gotdam pork.

Congrats!

Where do you get to enjoy the holidays?

We’re splitting time between Ta-town and god’s country in the SEK.

Did you try any like bacon substitutes? Do they even exist?

For bacon, they almost always use “beef bacon” and it’s just pretty much just beef jerky. The fancier places will have Turkey bacon, which is better than “beef bacon”, but yeah not the same. I think it’s the fat content or something? You can’t get a good pepperoni pizza on this side of the world. But that said, there’s always pockets of Filipino restaurants that serve pork if you’re willing to go off the map a bit.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: felix rex moves to Cairo

« on: December 10, 2021, 12:49:42 PM »

Welcome home.  Might be time to consider disclosing what Brent did 

Never. I would lose my leverage.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: felix rex moves to Cairo

« on: December 10, 2021, 12:49:00 PM »

Three years. THREE YEARS, motherfuckers. I’m coming back for the holidays and I’m gonna eat so much gotdam pork.

Congrats!

Where do you get to enjoy the holidays?

We’re splitting time between Ta-town and god’s country in the SEK.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: felix rex moves to Cairo

« on: December 09, 2021, 12:24:15 PM »

Three years. THREE YEARS, motherfuckers. I’m coming back for the holidays and I’m gonna eat so much gotdam pork.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Brent Venables

« on: December 08, 2021, 07:51:02 AM »

https://twitter.com/4_worse/status/1468061757314940931?s=21

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Kansas State Football / Re: The great goEMAW history of the _|mm|_

« on: September 26, 2021, 02:44:26 PM »

0 points in the 2nd half 

Second quarter is last call for the Velvet Rope.

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Kansas State Football / Re: The great goEMAW history of the _|mm|_

« on: September 20, 2021, 12:39:25 AM »

Man. How about that Velvet Rope?

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?

« on: September 18, 2021, 01:46:59 AM »

Also, my kids are very normal about hating shots and freaking the eff out. So when they asked why we got vaccines but we didn’t this spring, I told them it was because scientists were still working on “mosquito bite technology” to administer the kids’ shots with special needles designed like mosquito bites that are super sneaky and don’t hurt. I’ve been laying that groundwork for six months, and every time they get a mosquito bite now they’re like “wow that was a great idea, scientists!”

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?

« on: September 18, 2021, 01:39:38 AM »

You don’t know if you still have the antibodies. You do know that the vaccine works and is safe. I was in quarantine for like 5 weeks while my entire family got covid. I got tested 7 times. Negative every time. I still got the vaccine as soon as I could, will get the booster as soon as I can, and will put my little girls in a full Nelson to make them get the vaccine once it’s approved for their age later this year.

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Kansas State Football / Re: The great goEMAW history of the _|mm|_

« on: September 12, 2021, 12:00:17 PM »

Velvet Rope has really been catching on with the kids. #VelvetRope

Do you know what all of the coolest young kids are into?  #fireandice

LO&L. That’s soooo millennial. I mostly hang with zoomers, who love dropping velvet rope references in a computer voice. Im not surprised you’re not familiar with it, since it’s tiktok thing. Just enjoy your flaming hot Cheetos and kardashians, old timer 

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Kansas State Football / Re: The great goEMAW history of the _|mm|_

« on: September 12, 2021, 08:42:24 AM »

Velvet Rope has really been catching on with the kids. #VelvetRope

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Do You Know Anyone with COVID-19?

« on: December 11, 2020, 02:45:12 PM »

Thx fellas. Good so far, could taste my coffee this morning.

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Hey, BW. Hope it all turns out well. I just got through something similar with my wife and kids. She’s getting her smell and taste back now after about 2 weeks. I cook her foods with a little extra salt and spice, and it seems to help.  Kids just had mild cold symptoms. We feel pretty lucky.

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Kansas State Football / Re: MURDER:CROWS::(GROUP):(POSITION)

« on: October 13, 2020, 04:44:53 AM »

A hobble of quarterbacks

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: I’m in military quarantine in Jordan and bored. AMA.

« on: March 30, 2020, 03:47:34 PM »

Is Oklahoma Israel?

Oh wow. This is good. Yes. Absolutely.


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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: I’m in military quarantine in Jordan and bored. AMA.

« on: March 30, 2020, 11:23:37 AM »

Qatar is Mizzou. Nobody wants them. Nobody misses them.


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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: I’m in military quarantine in Jordan and bored. AMA.

« on: March 30, 2020, 11:22:35 AM »

Jordan is Iowa State. They’re so optimistic and a little prickly about their status even though they usually don’t accomplish anything, are funded by their regional partners, and the whole place inexplicably floods a few times a year.


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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: I’m in military quarantine in Jordan and bored. AMA.

« on: March 30, 2020, 11:19:46 AM »

West Virginia is Turkey, I guess. Because we’re not even really sure what you’re doing in our conference don’t you belong somewhere else? And how can you be so big but also so weird and dysfunctional and never quite getting your crap together?


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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: I’m in military quarantine in Jordan and bored. AMA.

« on: March 30, 2020, 11:17:42 AM »

Small but super wealthy due to mineral wealth is sort of most of the Gulf States besides Saudi, but we’ll say the UAE is Oklahoma State.


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