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Title: Layoffs
Post by: Institutional Control on January 14, 2013, 12:53:09 PM
So, they laid some people off in my office today.  Always makes people on edge.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: pissclams on January 14, 2013, 12:55:03 PM
when's your fiscal year end?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Institutional Control on January 14, 2013, 12:58:39 PM
when's your fiscal year end?

October
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: pissclams on January 14, 2013, 01:00:34 PM
v weird timing.  company must be doing pretty bad. t's and p's.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: AbeFroman on January 14, 2013, 01:01:26 PM
Man, I can't even imagine working for a company that fires people for reasons other than your individual work performance.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: wetwillie on January 14, 2013, 01:12:27 PM
Any memorable meltdowns?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 14, 2013, 01:14:59 PM
That really sucks, CFoD. I'm sorry to hear that.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Institutional Control on January 14, 2013, 01:21:10 PM
No meltdowns. The guy most likely to have melted down was actually very calm about it.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Fedor on January 14, 2013, 01:26:39 PM
No meltdowns. The guy most likely to have melted down was actually very calm about it.
That is because he has an AR-15 in his trunk.  Hope you make it out alive.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Institutional Control on January 14, 2013, 01:26:51 PM
Man, I can't even imagine working for a company that fires people for reasons other than your individual work performance.

We were bought out by a huge company and it created a bit of duplication of some services.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Willesgirl on January 14, 2013, 01:27:35 PM
I would LOVE to get laid off. Unemployment is like eight million years right now, and they keep extending it.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Institutional Control on January 14, 2013, 01:27:51 PM
No meltdowns. The guy most likely to have melted down was actually very calm about it.
That is because he has an AR-15 in his trunk.  Hope you make it out alive.

He rode the train today. Hopefully I'll be off work before he makes it back in his car. :)
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 14, 2013, 01:27:55 PM
My company has closed up half their campuses (layoffs too), put a hiring freeze across the board, and heismaned any promotional opportunites. I'd say i'm in good hands at the moment. I feel your pain, bud.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: TheHamburglar on January 14, 2013, 01:28:09 PM
Did those getting walked out get a good package?

Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: pissclams on January 14, 2013, 01:28:56 PM
I would LOVE to get laid off. Unemployment is like eight million years right now, and they keep extending it.

would def help w/ those 2 mortgages
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Institutional Control on January 14, 2013, 01:29:07 PM
Did those getting walked out get a good package?

I don't know. They didn't stick around and chat.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 14, 2013, 01:32:16 PM
I would LOVE to get laid off. Unemployment is like eight million years right now, and they keep extending it.

Yeah, good luck finding a job when they stop extending those benefits. :lol:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Willesgirl on January 14, 2013, 01:36:49 PM
I would LOVE to get laid off. Unemployment is like eight million years right now, and they keep extending it.

Yeah, good luck finding a job when they stop extending those benefits. :lol:

By the time they finish extending it, I may be old enough to start collecting SS. Of course, I guess that means I'll make less in SS... :dunno: BTW, I can work side jobs for cash and/or go get my master's while on unemployment.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 14, 2013, 01:40:28 PM
I would LOVE to get laid off. Unemployment is like eight million years right now, and they keep extending it.

Yeah, good luck finding a job when they stop extending those benefits. :lol:

By the time they finish extending it, I may be old enough to start collecting SS. Of course, I guess that means I'll make less in SS... :dunno: BTW, I can work side jobs for cash and/or go get my master's while on unemployment.

If you get caught working side jobs while collecting unemployment, you get to pay back your entire unemployment benefit and then go to prison. Good luck with that.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on January 14, 2013, 02:52:54 PM
Economy is booming, no worries everybody. :dance:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: michigancat on January 14, 2013, 03:02:54 PM
I survived something like 4 rounds of layoffs in 4 years at my last job. I remember one time they announced the layoffs and one of the guys they laid off was just out visiting another factory like he often did, and they had to like track him down to fire him. Was kind of funny.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Bloodfart on January 14, 2013, 03:11:16 PM
Man, I can't even imagine working for a company that fires people for reasons other than your individual work performance.

We were bought out by a huge company and it created a bit of duplication of some services.

Similar scenario happen at my big bro's place of employment.  After limping through one year the company is rehiring the the employees.  The service they thought was covered couldn't replicate what the laid off employees were doing.   Classic case of management looking only at dollars and not the end result.  They are paying the returning workers quite a bit more than they originally were making.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: ew2x4 on January 14, 2013, 03:28:35 PM
I've survived several rounds. Things are on the up and up now, though. Have hired quite a few people.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: EuroCat on January 14, 2013, 03:30:42 PM
Got laid off 3 weeks into my first job after college along with 2299 other souls. Not going to name names though. Hawker Beechcraft
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 14, 2013, 03:34:34 PM
Am actually without a job right now.  I mean I'm still employed, but like they shut down my team and all our activities.  Was like super forward looking type stuff.  Anyway they want to keep all of us and our salaries are funded through 2013 so we're interviewing within the company.  Feels weird because I come to work and have finished all my project shutdown activities so I just BBS a lot.  I need something to do.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: puniraptor on January 14, 2013, 03:35:51 PM
Am actually without a job right now.  I mean I'm still employed, but like they shut down my team and all our activities.  Was like super forward looking type stuff.  Anyway they want to keep all of us and our salaries are funded through 2013 so we're interviewing within the company.  Feels weird because I come to work and have finished all my project shutdown activities so I just BBS a lot.  I need something to do.

win/win/win/win/win
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 8manpick on January 14, 2013, 04:05:43 PM
Got laid off 3 weeks into my first job after college along with 2299 other souls. Not going to name names though. Hawker Beechcraft

I had a friend that did that, although he was laid off even before his start date, but well after he accepted a job offer.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: EuroCat on January 14, 2013, 04:32:30 PM
Got laid off 3 weeks into my first job after college along with 2299 other souls. Not going to name names though. Hawker Beechcraft

I had a friend that did that, although he was laid off even before his start date, but well after he accepted a job offer.
I was a part of the last group in. We had to wait in the lobby forever the first day because we later found out they were deciding whether to bring us on board or just turn us back around that first day.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 14, 2013, 04:34:19 PM
Got laid off 3 weeks into my first job after college along with 2299 other souls. Not going to name names though. Hawker Beechcraft

I had a friend that did that, although he was laid off even before his start date, but well after he accepted a job offer.
I was a part of the last group in. We had to wait in the lobby forever the first day because we later found out they were deciding whether to bring us on board or just turn us back around that first day.

Was there a long period between when you were hired and when you actually started or something? Laying somebody off immediately after hiring them seems pretty crappy.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: EuroCat on January 14, 2013, 04:37:21 PM
Got laid off 3 weeks into my first job after college along with 2299 other souls. Not going to name names though. Hawker Beechcraft

I had a friend that did that, although he was laid off even before his start date, but well after he accepted a job offer.
I was a part of the last group in. We had to wait in the lobby forever the first day because we later found out they were deciding whether to bring us on board or just turn us back around that first day.

Was there a long period between when you were hired and when you actually started or something? Laying somebody off immediately after hiring them seems pretty crappy.
a few months. This was right in the middle of the 2008 crash. Horrible, horrible timing.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: ben ji on January 14, 2013, 04:50:21 PM
Had a buddy who graduated in 09 with a mechE degree, took a job offer in vegas early in his last semester. He had an apartment rented and everything, 1 week before he was going to drive out there they called him up and told him there was no job offer anymore...
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on January 14, 2013, 04:51:25 PM
Had a buddy who graduated in 09 with a mechE degree, took a job offer in vegas early in his last semester. He had an apartment rented and everything, 1 week before he was going to drive out there they called him up and told him there was no job offer anymore...

I would of burned their building to the ground
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 8manpick on January 14, 2013, 04:57:23 PM
Jesus, between this thread and the how did you become a 'cats fan thread, there sure are a lot of ME grads on here.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Shacks on January 14, 2013, 05:09:33 PM
I was laid off from my first job back in high school.  I was a lot attendant at a Chevy dealership.  It wasn't that big of a deal because I would have had to quit a couple months after they laid me off due to relocation to Kansas.  Kinda irritated me at first because several of my friends bought their first cars from the used car lot there solely because I recommended it, earning the dealership way more than they would have needed to pay my minimum wage, but when I got my severance check of $75 in the mail a couple weeks later it was all good.

This happened in early June of 2008, when gas prices were nearing $5/gallon where I lived in California and shortly before the GM bailouts.  It was a large dealership and they laid off about 1/5 of the entire staff.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Willesgirl on January 14, 2013, 05:43:31 PM
Jesus, between this thread and the how did you become a 'cats fan thread, there sure are a lot of ME grads on here.

Kind of explains a lot.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 8manpick on January 14, 2013, 06:11:38 PM
Jesus, between this thread and the how did you become a 'cats fan thread, there sure are a lot of ME grads on here.

Kind of explains a lot.

Lots of :kstategrad:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: kim carnes on January 14, 2013, 06:14:29 PM
lol at thinking engineers make a lot of money
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: wetwillie on January 14, 2013, 06:43:55 PM
lol at thinking engineers make a lot of money

Bunch of pencil pushing poors amirite Kim?  let the big dogs eat and get back in the lab, lol.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: billyzabka on January 14, 2013, 06:49:36 PM
My company has closed up half their campuses (layoffs too), put a hiring freeze across the board, and heismaned any promotional opportunites. I'd say i'm in good hands at the moment. I feel your pain, bud.

Don't forget being put on notice by the higher learning commission.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 14, 2013, 07:11:52 PM
My company has closed up half their campuses (layoffs too), put a hiring freeze across the board, and heismaned any promotional opportunites. I'd say i'm in good hands at the moment. I feel your pain, bud.

Don't forget being put on notice by the higher learning commission.
Yup.
Title: Layoffs
Post by: puniraptor on January 14, 2013, 07:47:55 PM
lol at thinking engineers make a lot of money

Wonder how many in this thread were laid off BY kim carnes? 
:horrorsuprise:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Pete on January 14, 2013, 07:47:57 PM
I would LOVE to get laid off. Unemployment is like eight million years right now, and they keep extending it.

You must make jack crap.  Unemployment would pay a fraction of what I spend.  I would be very, very unhappy on unemployment.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: star seed 7 on January 14, 2013, 08:47:21 PM
I would LOVE to get laid off. Unemployment is like eight million years right now, and they keep extending it.

You must make jack crap.  Unemployment would pay a fraction of what I spend.  I would be very, very unhappy on unemployment.

yeah, i think she has a poor understanding of how unemployment works.  not that i'm surprised.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Willesgirl on January 14, 2013, 09:16:06 PM
I would LOVE to get laid off. Unemployment is like eight million years right now, and they keep extending it.

You must make jack crap.  Unemployment would pay a fraction of what I spend.  I would be very, very unhappy on unemployment.

yeah, i think she has a poor understanding of how unemployment works.  not that i'm surprised.

It's 3/4 of what you make, right? Between that and my trust fund, I'd be fine. AND I wouldn't have to work.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Saulbadguy on January 14, 2013, 09:23:39 PM
I started a new job today. There is actually a goEMAW member that works here (and posts from work...), but he doesn't know I work here, yet. I plan on messing with him.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: star seed 7 on January 14, 2013, 09:26:14 PM
topekacats, watch your back.   :ohno:
Title: Layoffs
Post by: pissclams on January 14, 2013, 09:48:24 PM
I would LOVE to get laid off. Unemployment is like eight million years right now, and they keep extending it.

You must make jack crap.  Unemployment would pay a fraction of what I spend.  I would be very, very unhappy on unemployment.

yeah, i think she has a poor understanding of how unemployment works.  not that i'm surprised.

It's 3/4 of what you make, right? Between that and my trust fund, I'd be fine. AND I wouldn't have to work.
it caps out somewhere around "entry level Taco Bell employee" salary level
Title: Re: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 8manpick on January 14, 2013, 09:49:58 PM
I would LOVE to get laid off. Unemployment is like eight million years right now, and they keep extending it.

You must make jack crap.  Unemployment would pay a fraction of what I spend.  I would be very, very unhappy on unemployment.

yeah, i think she has a poor understanding of how unemployment works.  not that i'm surprised.

It's 3/4 of what you make, right? Between that and my trust fund, I'd be fine. AND I wouldn't have to work.

fanningBMWksuHawk sock? :horrorsurprise: :sdeek:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Willesgirl on January 14, 2013, 09:53:11 PM
I don't really have a trust fund. But I do have a pretty good size savings account, and if I got laid off I would have time and a steady, though smaller, income to figure out what I want to do. I don't know why this is so difficult to understand. (Also, still not a sock.)
Title: Layoffs
Post by: pissclams on January 14, 2013, 09:59:02 PM
guess you just threw us for a curveball when you said you want to be laid off, most sane adults hope to keep their jobs, not hard to understand
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: wes mantooth on January 14, 2013, 09:59:52 PM
I don't really have a trust fund. But I do have a pretty good size savings account, and if I got laid off I would have time and a steady, though smaller, income to figure out what I want to do. I don't know why this is so difficult to understand. (Also, still not a sock.)

Gonna go out on a limb and say your "good size savings account" isn't that large.  Also I think you don't know how accumulating money works, not judging though.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: star seed 7 on January 14, 2013, 10:00:51 PM
guess you just threw us for a curveball when you said you want to be laid off, most sane adults hope to keep their jobs, not hard to understand

maybe she hates her job?  that would really suck.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: raquetcat on January 14, 2013, 10:06:01 PM
I started a new job today. There is actually a goEMAW member that works here (and posts from work...), but he doesn't know I work here, yet. I plan on messing with him.

 :runaway:  :ohno:  :runaway:  :ohno:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: MeatSauce on January 14, 2013, 10:07:32 PM
I don't really have a trust fund. But I do have a pretty good size savings account, and if I got laid off I would have time and a steady, though smaller, income to figure out what I want to do. I don't know why this is so difficult to understand. (Also, still not a sock.)
how long will that savings account cover 2 mortgage payments?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Willesgirl on January 14, 2013, 10:07:54 PM
guess you just threw us for a curveball when you said you want to be laid off, most sane adults hope to keep their jobs, not hard to understand

maybe she hates her job?  that would really suck.

I don't hate it. I'm just sick of it. Would like to do something else, but I don't know what. I can safely rule out lawyer and engineer, though. Thanks, goEMAW!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: star seed 7 on January 14, 2013, 10:08:55 PM
guess you just threw us for a curveball when you said you want to be laid off, most sane adults hope to keep their jobs, not hard to understand

maybe she hates her job?  that would really suck.

I don't hate it. I'm just sick of it. Would like to do something else, but I don't know what. I can safely rule out lawyer and engineer, though. Thanks, goEMAW!

what could be so bad about being a sock?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: michigancat on January 14, 2013, 10:10:15 PM
I think she has a future in for-profit education.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 14, 2013, 10:11:47 PM
Next, I bet Willesgirl tells us all she wants to have some kids.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: star seed 7 on January 14, 2013, 10:12:35 PM
Next, I bet Willesgirl tells us all she wants to have some kids.

i'm taking odds that she "hates" kids.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Willesgirl on January 14, 2013, 10:17:44 PM
Next, I bet Willesgirl tells us all she wants to have some kids.

i'm taking odds that she "hates" kids.

I don't know what quotation-mark hates quotation-mark kids even means. I like kids fine. But I'm old fashioned and think I should be married first. Meanwhile, what's this I hear about a job in for-profit education? Does it pay well? Do they have a program for paralegals?
Title: Layoffs
Post by: Pete on January 15, 2013, 07:08:46 AM
I would LOVE to get laid off. Unemployment is like eight million years right now, and they keep extending it.

You must make jack crap.  Unemployment would pay a fraction of what I spend.  I would be very, very unhappy on unemployment.

yeah, i think she has a poor understanding of how unemployment works.  not that i'm surprised.

It's 3/4 of what you make, right? Between that and my trust fund, I'd be fine. AND I wouldn't have to work.

The maximum you can get from unemployment is a little over $300 per week, depending on your state, and it's based on your salary and what you have have paid in to it.

I certainly wouldn't be fine with that.

Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Institutional Control on January 15, 2013, 07:20:21 AM
I would LOVE to get laid off. Unemployment is like eight million years right now, and they keep extending it.

You must make jack crap.  Unemployment would pay a fraction of what I spend.  I would be very, very unhappy on unemployment.

yeah, i think she has a poor understanding of how unemployment works.  not that i'm surprised.

It's 3/4 of what you make, right? Between that and my trust fund, I'd be fine. AND I wouldn't have to work.

The maximum you can get from unemployment is a little over $300 per week, depending on your state, and it's based on your salary and what you have have paid in to it.

I certainly wouldn't be fine with that.

It's over $400 in Texas.
Title: Re: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 8manpick on January 15, 2013, 07:26:37 AM
I would LOVE to get laid off. Unemployment is like eight million years right now, and they keep extending it.

You must make jack crap.  Unemployment would pay a fraction of what I spend.  I would be very, very unhappy on unemployment.

yeah, i think she has a poor understanding of how unemployment works.  not that i'm surprised.

It's 3/4 of what you make, right? Between that and my trust fund, I'd be fine. AND I wouldn't have to work.

The maximum you can get from unemployment is a little over $300 per week, depending on your state, and it's based on your salary and what you have have paid in to it.

I certainly wouldn't be fine with that.

It's over $400 in Texas.
Which still sucks balls and taints
Title: Re: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Institutional Control on January 15, 2013, 07:27:42 AM
I would LOVE to get laid off. Unemployment is like eight million years right now, and they keep extending it.

You must make jack crap.  Unemployment would pay a fraction of what I spend.  I would be very, very unhappy on unemployment.

yeah, i think she has a poor understanding of how unemployment works.  not that i'm surprised.

It's 3/4 of what you make, right? Between that and my trust fund, I'd be fine. AND I wouldn't have to work.

The maximum you can get from unemployment is a little over $300 per week, depending on your state, and it's based on your salary and what you have have paid in to it.

I certainly wouldn't be fine with that.

It's over $400 in Texas.
Which still sucks balls and taints

Agreed. Equivalent to $10/hr.
Title: Layoffs
Post by: Pete on January 15, 2013, 07:33:20 AM
Ya, KS is higher like TX, IIRC, but the national average is $300 ish.

Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: star seed 7 on January 15, 2013, 07:43:18 AM
Ks tops out at like 450.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: pissclams on January 15, 2013, 09:03:25 AM
those are pre-tax dollars fwiw
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: OK_Cat on January 15, 2013, 11:06:06 AM
I think she has a future in for-profit education.

lol
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Diamond Dave on January 15, 2013, 08:35:42 PM
I worked in the field team of a restaurant corporation a few years ago. They had this huge party/meeting in Vegas announcing their big plans for the new year which included raises and relocating almost all of us. They moved me from Chicago to Orange County. Two months later I was driving to a meeting and got a call from a dude from HR I had never talked to or even heard of. He apologized the he had to be the one to tell me, but I was being laid off. We really value your service, it's not performance based, etc. I took my severance package, turned my car around and went and got hammered. They ended up laying off 60% of the field team and 40% of the company. Apparently there was a big balloon payment on their loan and they needed cash fast. It was fun while it lasted, I guess.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on January 15, 2013, 09:08:58 PM
I started a new job today. There is actually a goEMAW member that works here (and posts from work...), but he doesn't know I work here, yet. I plan on messing with him.

BCBS?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Trim on January 16, 2013, 02:46:32 AM
Do they have a program for paralegals?

goEMAW has at times had a program for paralegals.  It's called the EMAWprentice.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 8manpick on January 16, 2013, 09:30:57 AM
Do they have a program for paralegals?

goEMAW has at times had a program for paralegals.  It's called the EMAWprentice.

Sounds like Willesgirl showed up on the scene a few months late.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Institutional Control on January 18, 2013, 12:22:08 PM
So, they told all the people that got laid off on Monday that they could come back into the office over the next two weeks to use the company resources if they wanted. One guy that was laid off has come in every day and stayed all day. I have no idea what he's doing or why he keeps coming in but it seems odd. Based on his reputation of being a habitual user of pain pills one might think he just forgot that he was let go. But he tells everyone that walks by that he was fired and that he's going to miss them.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Willesgirl on January 18, 2013, 12:30:04 PM
So, they told all the people that got laid off on Monday that they could come back into the office over the next two weeks to use the company resources if they wanted. One guy that was laid off has come in every day and stayed all day. I have no idea what he's doing or why he keeps coming in but it seems odd. Based on his reputation of being a habitual user of pain pills one might think he just forgot that he was let go. But he tells everyone that walks by that he was fired and that he's going to miss them.

He hasn't told his wife yet that he lost his job. He needs someplace to go everyday.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: eastcat on January 18, 2013, 12:54:06 PM
So, they told all the people that got laid off on Monday that they could come back into the office over the next two weeks to use the company resources if they wanted. One guy that was laid off has come in every day and stayed all day. I have no idea what he's doing or why he keeps coming in but it seems odd. Based on his reputation of being a habitual user of pain pills one might think he just forgot that he was let go. But he tells everyone that walks by that he was fired and that he's going to miss them.

He hasn't told his wife yet that he lost his job. He needs someplace to go everyday.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_E1j8gmCIr9w%2FTSZJ6TUD0nI%2FAAAAAAAAI-c%2FOyDuPnVfHRs%2Fs1600%2Fmilton_nervous.jpg&hash=d9d7edf1d3f20e040e5d6390d1d23b9e054ccb9d)
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: XocolateThundarr on January 18, 2013, 03:54:01 PM
So, they told all the people that got laid off on Monday that they could come back into the office over the next two weeks to use the company resources if they wanted. One guy that was laid off has come in every day and stayed all day. I have no idea what he's doing or why he keeps coming in but it seems odd. Based on his reputation of being a habitual user of pain pills one might think he just forgot that he was let go. But he tells everyone that walks by that he was fired and that he's going to miss them.

I would invest in some body armor.  Dude sounds sketchy.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Brock Landers on January 18, 2013, 04:05:40 PM
I started a new job today. There is actually a goEMAW member that works here (and posts from work...), but he doesn't know I work here, yet. I plan on messing with him.

 :runaway:  :ohno:  :runaway:  :ohno:


:peek:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: CNS on January 18, 2013, 04:26:56 PM
So, they told all the people that got laid off on Monday that they could come back into the office over the next two weeks to use the company resources if they wanted. One guy that was laid off has come in every day and stayed all day. I have no idea what he's doing or why he keeps coming in but it seems odd. Based on his reputation of being a habitual user of pain pills one might think he just forgot that he was let go. But he tells everyone that walks by that he was fired and that he's going to miss them.

I would invest in some body armor.  Dude sounds sketchy.

Nope, Fanning'sGirl nailed it.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: XocolateThundarr on January 18, 2013, 04:28:19 PM
So, they told all the people that got laid off on Monday that they could come back into the office over the next two weeks to use the company resources if they wanted. One guy that was laid off has come in every day and stayed all day. I have no idea what he's doing or why he keeps coming in but it seems odd. Based on his reputation of being a habitual user of pain pills one might think he just forgot that he was let go. But he tells everyone that walks by that he was fired and that he's going to miss them.

I would invest in some body armor.  Dude sounds sketchy.

Nope, Fanning'sGirl nailed it.

So what do you think is going to happen once he tells his wife?   :ohno:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Pendergast on January 19, 2013, 02:28:38 PM
Had layoffs at my last company after a failed M&A, was never at risk, but found out they got like 25 weeks salary for getting laid off.  Really wanted to leave so I lined up a few positions and waited and waited to see if I would get laid off.  Bastards never came through for me.  Had to finally say eff it and take a different job.  Would have been a sweet bonus.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 04, 2013, 03:30:27 PM
Got my new job today.  Pretty happy about it.   :cheers:  <-- to me!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: CNS on February 04, 2013, 03:31:36 PM
Got my new job today.  Pretty happy about it.   :cheers:  <-- to me!

Grats, Emo. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Institutional Control on February 04, 2013, 03:34:11 PM
Congrats, EMO.  :drink:
Title: Layoffs
Post by: Pete on February 04, 2013, 08:30:42 PM
Got my new job today.  Pretty happy about it.   :cheers:  <-- to me!

Grats!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: PoetWarrior on February 05, 2013, 02:54:22 PM
Lay-ups are preferable to lay-offs.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 24, 2013, 01:11:31 PM
They're at it again.  :ohno:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 8manpick on October 29, 2013, 02:33:40 PM
:frown: A bunch at my company today. The shortest tenured in a group of five didn't have much of a chance.

Anyone hiring mechanical engineers?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: ben ji on October 29, 2013, 02:36:53 PM
T's and P's 8man.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: star seed 7 on October 29, 2013, 02:41:06 PM
 :frown:

this is supposed to be a safe industry guys.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Tobias on October 29, 2013, 02:41:42 PM
T's and P's 8man.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 29, 2013, 02:43:13 PM
T's & P's 8man.  We let go some software/hardware engineer type folks.  They were "strategic" cuts as we consolidate those functions in India/China.  :frown:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Tobias on October 29, 2013, 03:00:32 PM
T's & P's 8man.  We let go some software/hardware engineer type folks.  They were "strategic" cuts as we consolidate those functions in India/China.  :frown:

:ohno:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: slobber on October 29, 2013, 03:14:19 PM
Man, this thread sucks. I am sure you will land in a better position in no time, but for the present time...sucks donkey dicks.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on October 29, 2013, 03:15:26 PM
My company just laid off 6 software engineers in my department.  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Kat Kid on October 29, 2013, 03:17:49 PM
:frown: A bunch at my company today. The shortest tenured in a group of five didn't have much of a chance.

Anyone hiring mechanical engineers?

 :frown:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 29, 2013, 03:30:02 PM
How is everyone's respective companies doing?  Like are some of you out there killing it and I ought to take a look around?  Haven't interviewed outside in 3 years or so. 

FWIW my company (industrial, manufacturing, high-tech ish) is globally flat year over year despite budgeted double digit growth.  Most of the year we've been in cost-saving mode (limited travel and leaving positions open) and now recently to cost-cutting mode (closing projects and eliminating positions).
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on October 29, 2013, 03:39:54 PM
We just scrapped a new product (high tech) model and are staying with the current model to save capital. Sales are flat throughout our market and competitors. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: IPA4Me on October 29, 2013, 03:51:11 PM
Sales are up year to year. Ahead of budget too. I work for OEM owned HVAC distribution. Industry is trailing us. We're hiring across the country in manufacturing and distribution.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 29, 2013, 03:53:29 PM
Thanks Obama. Bring Back Bill Clinton!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 29, 2013, 04:02:05 PM
 :frown:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Asteriskhead on October 29, 2013, 04:06:25 PM
sorry to hear that, 8man.  :frown:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Tobias on October 29, 2013, 04:10:30 PM
you should've showed those assholes your birthday cake thread
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: slobber on October 29, 2013, 04:52:54 PM
Overall company is up YoY and ahead of budget. Same for division. My segment is struggling in one product line but outpacing the market in the other two.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: wetwillie on October 29, 2013, 05:37:57 PM
Eurocat ended up being eurocat from a similar situation I think.  Hopefully that happens to 8man too. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on October 29, 2013, 06:03:17 PM
Sales are up year to year. Ahead of budget too. I work for OEM owned HVAC distribution. Industry is trailing us. We're hiring across the country in manufacturing and distribution.

Global warming, or cooling. You're in the right industry.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: IPA4Me on October 29, 2013, 06:06:05 PM
Sales are up year to year. Ahead of budget too. I work for OEM owned HVAC distribution. Industry is trailing us. We're hiring across the country in manufacturing and distribution.

Global warming, or cooling. You're in the right industry.
Yep. Anything except mild.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 8manpick on October 29, 2013, 06:22:25 PM
Eurocat ended up being eurocat from a similar situation I think.  Hopefully that happens to 8man too.

Considering going to Wales or Australia for about 6 months in the spring if I don't find find career worthy employment in the next month or so
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: sys on October 29, 2013, 06:37:43 PM
wish the company i work for would lay some people off.  instead, the dumbasses keep hiring people.


company is prolly in decent shape through 2020, but who knows?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: ShellShock on October 29, 2013, 07:19:02 PM
:frown: A bunch at my company today. The shortest tenured in a group of five didn't have much of a chance.

Anyone hiring mechanical engineers?

B/V and B/M are hiring like crazy right now in KC. I'm a mechanical engineer at another firm and both have contacted me about coming over. Worth a shot right?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 8manpick on October 29, 2013, 07:25:11 PM
:frown: A bunch at my company today. The shortest tenured in a group of five didn't have much of a chance.

Anyone hiring mechanical engineers?

B/V and B/M are hiring like crazy right now in KC. I'm a mechanical engineer at another firm and both have contacted me about coming over. Worth a shot right?

:cheers: I know people at both too. Tomorrow is application day...
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: ShellShock on October 29, 2013, 07:28:13 PM
:frown: A bunch at my company today. The shortest tenured in a group of five didn't have much of a chance.

Anyone hiring mechanical engineers?

B/V and B/M are hiring like crazy right now in KC. I'm a mechanical engineer at another firm and both have contacted me about coming over. Worth a shot right?

:cheers: I know people at both too. Tomorrow is application day...

Best of luck man!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Pete on October 29, 2013, 07:29:29 PM
8man, would you consider a different industry?  The big consulting firms hire loads of engineers and just train them to do whatever (e.g. accounting software, programming, etc).
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 8manpick on October 29, 2013, 07:31:20 PM
8man, would you consider a different industry?  The big consulting firms hire loads of engineers and just train them to do whatever (e.g. accounting software, programming, etc).
Certainly
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Trim on October 29, 2013, 07:52:41 PM
full-time blogger?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: michigancat on October 29, 2013, 07:56:16 PM
A smart company would let the MOST tenured engineer go.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: WildcatNkilt on October 29, 2013, 08:22:18 PM
A smart company would let the MOST tenured engineer go.

This x 10000000

Offer early retirement and invest in new generation that you don't have to pay as much.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: pissclams on October 29, 2013, 08:26:13 PM
it's a blessing in disguise.  you'll learn from this shitty experience and be better off down the road, just gotta get through it.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on October 29, 2013, 08:29:18 PM
we did about $12-13mil in volume last year and this.   About $10mil of that is me this year, about 7-8mil last.   So, I feel okay.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: WildcatNkilt on October 29, 2013, 08:40:40 PM
I was laid off 10 months after graduating (last one hired first one fired bullshit).  Best thing that ever happened to me.  As Clams said, blessing in disguise.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Mr Bread on October 29, 2013, 08:47:30 PM
8mp will end up in a great situ.  Good people, good things.  Their loss. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Pete on October 29, 2013, 09:08:37 PM
Places for 8man to look into employment that he may not have considered (also, use KSU's career services office...places are hiring NOW!)

Specifically state you are a recent engineering grad who was a victim of wholesale, across the board "layoffs," and you want to go into "consulting"

Accenture
Delloite Consulting
EY Cap Gemini
IBM Consulting
Power Plan (out of Atlanta)
PWC
KPMG
Grant Thornton
Hitachi Consulting
RSM Consulting
Any consulting firm that specializes in SAP implementations
Any consulting firm that specializes in JD Edwards implementations (or EBS or PeopleSoft for that matter).
Ceder Crest Stone, consulting and hosted services
ERP Suites
Cerner's Consulting (pay like crap to start, but you will make BANK later)
GE Medical Systems Consulting (same story as Cerner)


Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 8manpick on October 29, 2013, 09:11:28 PM
Thanks for the kind words friends. As long as the job search goes okay, I'm not too bummed. Pay was decent, people were good, but the work wasn't that great and the business environment want particularly enjoyable. Writing was sort of on the wall. Our group thought we were fairly safe, but hadn't had much to do for a month or so (:shakesfist: shifty sales people). Last one in, first one out...
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 29, 2013, 09:46:43 PM
:frown: A bunch at my company today. The shortest tenured in a group of five didn't have much of a chance.

Anyone hiring mechanical engineers?

B/V and B/M are hiring like crazy right now in KC. I'm a mechanical engineer at another firm and both have contacted me about coming over. Worth a shot right?

I have a relative who just retired from BV after 39 years so there is an open spot in Gov/power
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: wetwillie on October 29, 2013, 09:47:21 PM
Places for 8man to look into employment that he may not have considered (also, use KSU's career services office...places are hiring NOW!)

Specifically state you are a recent engineering grad who was a victim of wholesale, across the board "layoffs," and you want to go into "consulting"

Accenture
Delloite Consulting
EY Cap Gemini
IBM Consulting
Power Plan (out of Atlanta)
PWC
KPMG
Grant Thornton
Hitachi Consulting
RSM Consulting
Any consulting firm that specializes in SAP implementations
Any consulting firm that specializes in JD Edwards implementations (or EBS or PeopleSoft for that matter).
Ceder Crest Stone, consulting and hosted services
ERP Suites
Cerner's Consulting (pay like crap to start, but you will make BANK later)
GE Medical Systems Consulting (same story as Cerner)




Pete just planted a few seeds, I can't wait to see it bloom. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 8manpick on October 29, 2013, 09:50:25 PM
Places for 8man to look into employment that he may not have considered (also, use KSU's career services office...places are hiring NOW!)

Specifically state you are a recent engineering grad who was a victim of wholesale, across the board "layoffs," and you want to go into "consulting"

Accenture
Delloite Consulting
EY Cap Gemini
IBM Consulting
Power Plan (out of Atlanta)
PWC
KPMG
Grant Thornton
Hitachi Consulting
RSM Consulting
Any consulting firm that specializes in SAP implementations
Any consulting firm that specializes in JD Edwards implementations (or EBS or PeopleSoft for that matter).
Ceder Crest Stone, consulting and hosted services
ERP Suites
Cerner's Consulting (pay like crap to start, but you will make BANK later)
GE Medical Systems Consulting (same story as Cerner)

:love: :cheers: thanks Pete
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: TheHamburglar on October 29, 2013, 11:02:49 PM
Where do you live now and would you want to move?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: hemmy on October 29, 2013, 11:32:37 PM
I am always fully on the "blame sales" train. A good product does NOT sell itself.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: EuroCat on October 30, 2013, 07:41:24 AM
Eurocat ended up being eurocat from a similar situation I think.  Hopefully that happens to 8man too.
Yep. Got laid off from Hawker Beechcraft after 3 weeks on the job. Found current job shortly after.

Today is my last day on the job as i'm taking a new gig up in Lawrence
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Boom Roasted on October 30, 2013, 07:42:38 AM
we did about $12-13mil in volume last year and this.   About $10mil of that is me this year, about 7-8mil last.   So, I feel okay.
#Mikeyis4dcatsbrag?

Pretty small operation with lots of support people needed and you are just the sales guy?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 30, 2013, 08:05:31 AM
FWIW a buddy at my company (engineer) left and went to Deloitte and is making an absolute crap pot of money.  He's into the SAP stuff.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on October 30, 2013, 08:57:53 AM
we did about $12-13mil in volume last year and this.   About $10mil of that is me this year, about 7-8mil last.   So, I feel okay.
#Mikeyis4dcatsbrag?

Pretty small operation with lots of support people needed and you are just the sales guy?

Building contractor, I estimate and manage commercial construction.   There is one other estimator/PM on the building side and one doing industrial work.   I guess looking back at it, the industrial guy's had an okay year, so this year is probably $13-14 mil, of which I am 10.     I have a field crew of 8 doing building work, the industrial side ranges from a half dozen to 20+ in good years.   We had 4 to 6 industrial guys in China last year and early this year building a tire plant.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: slobber on October 30, 2013, 10:17:06 AM
FWIW a buddy at my company (engineer) left and went to Deloitte and is making an absolute crap pot of money.  He's into the SAP stuff.
Crap pot = ??
Canadian friend is curious.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 30, 2013, 10:21:22 AM
FWIW a buddy at my company (engineer) left and went to Deloitte and is making an absolute crap pot of money.  He's into the SAP stuff.
Crap pot = ??
Canadian friend is curious.
  Over 200. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 30, 2013, 11:15:19 AM
FWIW a buddy at my company (engineer) left and went to Deloitte and is making an absolute crap pot of money.  He's into the SAP stuff.
Crap pot = ??
Canadian friend is curious.
  Over 200.

that is a crap pot. what type of engineer was he? industrial?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: slobber on October 30, 2013, 11:37:05 AM
FWIW a buddy at my company (engineer) left and went to Deloitte and is making an absolute crap pot of money.  He's into the SAP stuff.
Crap pot = ??
Canadian friend is curious.
  Over 200.

that is a crap pot. what type of engineer was he? industrial?
I always think of "crap ton" as being 300-400. So "crap pot" being 200-300 would seem about right. I will let my canadian friend know.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: raquetcat on October 30, 2013, 11:38:20 AM
FWIW a buddy at my company (engineer) left and went to Deloitte and is making an absolute crap pot of money.  He's into the SAP stuff.
Crap pot = ??
Canadian friend is curious.
  Over 200.

that is a crap pot. what type of engineer was he? industrial?
Prolly, most IEs (from K-State at least) go into consulting gigs and make bank

Are you on LinkedIn? I get job offers on there monthly, and don't even go looking for them
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: steve dave on October 30, 2013, 12:04:16 PM
FWIW a buddy at my company (engineer) left and went to Deloitte and is making an absolute crap pot of money.  He's into the SAP stuff.
Crap pot = ??
Canadian friend is curious.
  Over 200.

that is a crap pot. what type of engineer was he? industrial?
Prolly, most IEs (from K-State at least) go into consulting gigs and make bank

Are you on LinkedIn? I get job offers on there monthly, and don't even go looking for them

you live in Topeka. you should prolly go looking.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: star seed 7 on October 30, 2013, 12:21:27 PM
well that was mean SD   :blank:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: steve dave on October 30, 2013, 12:24:13 PM
well that was mean SD   :blank:

I'm trying to help here bad person!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on October 30, 2013, 12:24:58 PM
well that was mean SD   :blank:

yeah, we can ALL live in the cultural mecca of America, Omaha.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: kim carnes on October 30, 2013, 12:28:28 PM
well that was mean SD   :blank:

yeah, we can ALL live in the cultural mecca of America, Omaha.

Boom goes the dynamite!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: steve dave on October 30, 2013, 12:29:27 PM
well that was mean SD   :blank:

yeah, we can ALL live in the cultural mecca of America, Omaha.

interestingly, raquetcat has lived in both
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 30, 2013, 12:30:24 PM
has anyone ever thought to make fun of steve dave for something other than living in omaha?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: wetwillie on October 30, 2013, 12:31:07 PM
has anyone ever thought to make fun of steve dave for something other than living in omaha?

Yea, but I can never come up with anything. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: steve dave on October 30, 2013, 12:31:43 PM
has anyone ever thought to make fun of steve dave for something other than living in omaha?

I'm an awful speller
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Skipper44 on October 30, 2013, 12:36:22 PM
has anyone ever thought to make fun of steve dave for something other than living in omaha?
frequent BWW diner
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: steve dave on October 30, 2013, 12:37:43 PM
has anyone ever thought to make fun of steve dave for something other than living in omaha?
frequent BWW diner

interestingly, have eaten at an omaha bww with raquetcat
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on October 30, 2013, 12:41:14 PM
has anyone ever thought to make fun of steve dave for something other than living in omaha?

I've mentioned the puka shell necklace a couple of times.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Tobias on October 30, 2013, 12:43:49 PM
fat face master thread!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: raquetcat on October 30, 2013, 12:49:17 PM
has anyone ever thought to make fun of steve dave for something other than living in omaha?
frequent BWW diner

interestingly, have eaten at an omaha bww with raquetcat
We met by big game hunter and the rest is history.

We've covered this SD: Omaha was crappy job, but good city, while Topeka is good job, but crappy city, and don't even start with the "you should have found a different job in Omaha" schtick
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 30, 2013, 01:28:05 PM
FWIW a buddy at my company (engineer) left and went to Deloitte and is making an absolute crap pot of money.  He's into the SAP stuff.
Crap pot = ??
Canadian friend is curious.
  Over 200.
that is a crap pot. what type of engineer was he? industrial?
I believe he has a software engineering degree and a mechanical engineering degree, maybe a master's in one of them.  Took a job internally doing SAP stuff and realized he could make much more as a consultant.  We've had a couple guys do that actually.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 30, 2013, 01:28:43 PM
8man, I may have a job for you. How well can you spot a fake ID?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 8manpick on October 30, 2013, 02:15:46 PM
8man, I may have a job for you. How well can you spot a fake ID?

I'm as good at spotting fake IDs as TLBL is at being adorable
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 16, 2014, 03:16:57 PM
Anyone hearing any Sprint gossip?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: ben ji on January 16, 2014, 03:30:06 PM
Anyone hearing any Sprint gossip?

People still work there?

In the late 90's/Early 2000's it seemed like everyone's dad worked there...not so much anymore.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 16, 2014, 03:31:00 PM
Anyone hearing any Sprint gossip?

People still work there?

In the late 90's/Early 2000's it seemed like everyone's dad worked there...not so much anymore.

now its cerner
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: mocat on January 16, 2014, 03:35:30 PM
you guys are both right, although i feel like everyone who works at cerner makes way more money than all those old sprint dads
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 16, 2014, 03:39:06 PM
Feels like the Sprint people now are making just as much and not working very hard for it.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: mocat on January 16, 2014, 03:41:15 PM
Feels like the Sprint people now are making just as much and not working very hard for it.

idk man, the CEO can't even afford a barber

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fb%2Fb1%2FDan_hesse_2011_%28cropped%29.jpg%2F170px-Dan_hesse_2011_%28cropped%29.jpg&hash=6b0c21879e229f2614956bcd58b25bb9b8358d70)
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 16, 2014, 03:42:22 PM
Feels like the Sprint people now are making just as much and not working very hard for it.

idk man, the CEO can't even afford a barber

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fb%2Fb1%2FDan_hesse_2011_%28cropped%29.jpg%2F170px-Dan_hesse_2011_%28cropped%29.jpg&hash=6b0c21879e229f2614956bcd58b25bb9b8358d70)

FWIW I heard he loves the "growing your hair out" thread.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: IPA4Me on January 16, 2014, 04:47:40 PM
:frown: A bunch at my company today. The shortest tenured in a group of five didn't have much of a chance.

Anyone hiring mechanical engineers?
Did you bounce back?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 8manpick on January 16, 2014, 05:02:54 PM
:frown: A bunch at my company today. The shortest tenured in a group of five didn't have much of a chance.

Anyone hiring mechanical engineers?
Did you bounce back?

Not yet. :frown: Was really lazy about looking for a job while I still had severance pay and then the holidays. Actually trying to find something now.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 16, 2014, 05:05:09 PM
Good luck, bud!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: IPA4Me on January 16, 2014, 05:13:32 PM
:frown: A bunch at my company today. The shortest tenured in a group of five didn't have much of a chance.

Anyone hiring mechanical engineers?
Did you bounce back?

Not yet. :frown: Was really lazy about looking for a job while I still had severance pay and then the holidays. Actually trying to find something now.
Well, that's a real pisser. Hope things start to pop.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 17, 2014, 09:31:11 AM
:frown: A bunch at my company today. The shortest tenured in a group of five didn't have much of a chance.

Anyone hiring mechanical engineers?
Did you bounce back?

Not yet. :frown: Was really lazy about looking for a job while I still had severance pay and then the holidays. Actually trying to find something now.

Do you have any CFD experience?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 17, 2014, 09:33:46 AM
:frown: A bunch at my company today. The shortest tenured in a group of five didn't have much of a chance.

Anyone hiring mechanical engineers?
Did you bounce back?

Not yet. :frown: Was really lazy about looking for a job while I still had severance pay and then the holidays. Actually trying to find something now.

Do you have any CFD experience?

does computing my fluid dynamics grade to be passing count as experience? if so, yes, he does.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 17, 2014, 09:37:46 AM
:frown: A bunch at my company today. The shortest tenured in a group of five didn't have much of a chance.

Anyone hiring mechanical engineers?
Did you bounce back?

Not yet. :frown: Was really lazy about looking for a job while I still had severance pay and then the holidays. Actually trying to find something now.

Do you have any CFD experience?

does computing my fluid dynamics grade to be passing count as experience? if so, yes, he does.

Does he want to work in Wichita?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 8manpick on January 17, 2014, 09:51:04 AM
:frown: A bunch at my company today. The shortest tenured in a group of five didn't have much of a chance.

Anyone hiring mechanical engineers?
Did you bounce back?

Not yet. :frown: Was really lazy about looking for a job while I still had severance pay and then the holidays. Actually trying to find something now.

Do you have any CFD experience?

does computing my fluid dynamics grade to be passing count as experience? if so, yes, he does.

Does he want to work in Wichita?

I don't have too much CFD experience especially in terms of computer modeling. Wichita wouldn't be my first choice (is it anyone's?) but I'd be open to it.

TTHoTUC was actually decent at fluids, just a dumbass about remembering to turn in the take home part of the exam.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: mocat on January 17, 2014, 09:52:17 AM
Fluids was the effing worst class I ever took (twice)
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 17, 2014, 09:54:55 AM
Did not know mocat was engineer.  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Tobias on January 17, 2014, 09:55:24 AM
Did not know mocat was engineer.  :sdeek:

well he's not a lawyer so what did you expect
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 17, 2014, 09:56:02 AM
I thought he was finance/acount-y or something. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: pissclams on January 17, 2014, 09:56:17 AM
Did not know mocat was engineer.  :sdeek:

moc@ is like the biggest engineer in kc metro
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: mocat on January 17, 2014, 09:58:25 AM
Did not know mocat was engineer.  :sdeek:

was it the exceptional math skills that threw you off?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 17, 2014, 09:59:38 AM
We need an engineering thread. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 17, 2014, 10:07:40 AM
:frown: A bunch at my company today. The shortest tenured in a group of five didn't have much of a chance.

Anyone hiring mechanical engineers?
Did you bounce back?

Not yet. :frown: Was really lazy about looking for a job while I still had severance pay and then the holidays. Actually trying to find something now.

Do you have any CFD experience?

does computing my fluid dynamics grade to be passing count as experience? if so, yes, he does.

Does he want to work in Wichita?

I don't have too much CFD experience especially in terms of computer modeling. Wichita wouldn't be my first choice (is it anyone's?) but I'd be open to it.

TTHoTUC was actually decent at fluids, just a dumbass about remembering to turn in the take home part of the exam.

well when the take home part of the exam was based on the homework I didn't do or turn in it made it pretty hard. like, you honestly expect me to turn in my homework and show up for exams? gmafb.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: michigancat on January 17, 2014, 10:52:04 AM
We need an engineering thread. 

yeah, I've always been curious about what the most boring thread in history would look like.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 17, 2014, 10:53:09 AM
We need an engineering thread. 

yeah, I've always been curious about what the most boring thread in history would look like.

I agree that the modern world and the future are pretty boring.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: mocat on January 17, 2014, 02:13:54 PM
8mp why don't you just hop on the bandwagon already?

Quote
Cerner Corp. executives said Friday they expect to have the first building completed and 1,500 people working at the site of their new $4.3 billion Three Trails office development in about 30 months.

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 10:18:07 AM
 :Yuck: So blessed to have a job right now.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 0.42 on May 30, 2014, 10:21:59 AM
weird bump
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 10:25:55 AM
weird bump
Well, my work obviously went through some today.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: raquetcat on May 30, 2014, 11:15:25 AM
weird bump
Well, my work obviously went through some today.
Glad you made it through the layoffs!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 11:21:43 AM
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: ew2x4 on May 30, 2014, 11:23:00 AM
 :cheers:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 30, 2014, 11:24:08 AM
If I were you, I'd start interviewing elsewhere, fanning. You are better than that job, anyway.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: wetwillie on May 30, 2014, 11:24:17 AM
probably going to be more layoffs for KC folk when russell stovers gets sold too :frown:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: michigancat on May 30, 2014, 11:24:49 AM
In all honesty getting laid off probably would have been a good thing for wacky.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 30, 2014, 11:28:20 AM
In all honesty getting laid off probably would have been a good thing for wacky.

Maybe. At least now he can still get paid while he finds something better. I just hope that this was a wake up call for him and he decides to go out and do something meaningful.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: puniraptor on May 30, 2014, 11:29:44 AM
severance package  :kstategrad:

unemployment check :kstategrad:

infinity free time :kstategrad:

getting laid off sounds like the best thing ever
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: michigancat on May 30, 2014, 11:30:25 AM
In all honesty getting laid off probably would have been a good thing for wacky.

Maybe. At least now he can still get paid while he finds something better. I just hope that this was a wake up call for him and he decides to go out and do something meaningful.

Layoffs usually are accompanied with a severance. And many people have been telling him to look for a new job for months, and wacky is the type that sometimes needs a kick in the pants.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 30, 2014, 11:31:27 AM
severance package  :kstategrad:

unemployment check :kstategrad:

infinity free time :kstategrad:

getting laid off sounds like the best thing ever

I really doubt a for-profit school is going to offer much of a severance package to their phone trolls, though.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Tobias on May 30, 2014, 11:56:55 AM
mich is 100% correct here
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 30, 2014, 11:58:56 AM
You don't get a severance package when they tap you on the shoulder and take your headset. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 12:00:56 PM
I'll be ok you guys. I'll start looking soon. I'm just so comfy here, cause i've done it for awhile. Feels natural. Plus, if I want to get my Doctorate, they'll pay for it.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: OK_Cat on May 30, 2014, 12:01:32 PM
You don't get a severance package when they tap you on the shoulder and take your headset.


pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: michigancat on May 30, 2014, 12:15:55 PM
wacky is the type that sometimes needs a kick in the pants.

welp

I'll be ok you guys. I'll start looking soon. I'm just so comfy here, cause i've done it for awhile. Feels natural. Plus, if I want to get my Doctorate, they'll pay for it.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: slucat on May 30, 2014, 12:52:05 PM
In all honesty getting laid off probably would have been a good thing for wacky.

do you want his BP to go through the roof?  :frown:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: CNS on May 30, 2014, 12:55:27 PM
I would go for the doctorate, WC.  I mean, Dr. Kickball sounds like a guy I want to hang out with.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 12:56:25 PM
I would go for the doctorate, WC.  I mean, Dr. Kickball sounds like a guy I want to hang out with.
:eek:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Fedor on May 30, 2014, 12:57:43 PM
I'll be ok you guys. I'll start looking soon. I'm just so comfy here, cause i've done it for awhile. Feels natural. Plus, if I want to get my Doctorate, they'll pay for it.
You know that I am OG #teamwacky, but dammit read the tea leaves.  You are not going to last long enough to get a Doctorate at that shithole.  What if the axe falls while you are in the middle of the program? Then where will you be, HUH? WHERE WILL YOU BE!!!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: kim carnes on May 30, 2014, 12:58:10 PM
The MBA has obviously paid off so why not
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 01:09:33 PM
The MBA has obviously paid off so why not
I'm happy, doing well, and will be running a sporting league on the side. Yes, I would say it has. What do you do, Carnes? Besides being a pain in the ass?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: CNS on May 30, 2014, 01:12:00 PM
Dr's diagnosis: Pain in the Ass. 

Cure?  Less Kim, apparently.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: puniraptor on May 30, 2014, 01:23:27 PM
The MBA has obviously paid off so why not
I'm happy, doing well, and will be running a sporting league on the side. Yes, I would say it has. What do you do, Carnes? Besides being a pain in the ass?

we aready know kim was forced to layoff all his employees because obama got reelected  :frown:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: meow meow on May 30, 2014, 03:11:38 PM
kickballleaguebrag
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: OK_Cat on May 30, 2014, 03:16:52 PM
The MBA has obviously paid off so why not
I'm happy, doing well, and will be running a sporting league on the side. Yes, I would say it has. What do you do, Carnes? Besides being a pain in the ass?

someone change name to kickballcommishcat
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Asteriskhead on May 30, 2014, 03:19:48 PM
how does getting your doctorate benefit your career, wacky?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 30, 2014, 03:22:15 PM
how does getting your doctorate benefit your career, wacky?

I bet it won't hurt his career... knowledge is power. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Asteriskhead on May 30, 2014, 03:24:49 PM
how does getting your doctorate benefit your career, wacky?

I bet it won't hurt his career... knowledge is power.

I'm having a discussion with my friend, you dunce.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 30, 2014, 03:26:54 PM
I think Fanning would have a much better career with a doctorate than he will ever have calling people and asking if they want to go into debt to attend some shitty school. Maybe he could teach journalism at a university. :dunno:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 03:57:19 PM
how does getting your doctorate benefit your career, wacky?

I bet it won't hurt his career... knowledge is power.

I'm having a discussion with my friend, you dunce.
I would love to teach. Maybe retire in Manhattan and teach there. My favorite professor was Smethers of the Jounalism school. I just figure if they can pay for my doctorate, why not? It couldn't hurt. I'm sure it's a lot of work tho.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: steve dave on May 30, 2014, 04:01:59 PM
Doctorate in what Wacky? Just curious
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 30, 2014, 04:05:02 PM
If Wacky goes for the PhD I will hood him myself.  Blumperz serves the people.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 04:07:36 PM
Doctorate in what Wacky? Just curious
Haven't figured that out yet. It would be dumb to go for business, right?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: CNS on May 30, 2014, 04:09:53 PM
welcome back, Blump!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 30, 2014, 04:10:17 PM
Is your employer going to pay for your Ph.D. at the school of your choice, or do you have to get it from them?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 30, 2014, 04:11:02 PM
Doctorate in what Wacky? Just curious
Haven't figured that out yet. It would be dumb to do for business, right?

Business professors at universities cash checks (large ones) compared to the average faculty members.  It could be a six figure pay check.  If you are interested in the business forecasting model side of things, wow, you would be highly marketable to many different employers.  The PhD goes a long way.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: michigancat on May 30, 2014, 04:12:52 PM
Is your employer going to pay for your Ph.D. at the school of your choice, or do you have to get it from them?

yes, excellent question
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 04:13:11 PM
Is your employer going to pay for your Ph.D. at the school of your choice, or do you have to get it from them?
Not sure. It wouldn't be here. It would be Argosy or something in the area.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 04:13:30 PM
Doctorate in what Wacky? Just curious
Haven't figured that out yet. It would be dumb to do for business, right?

Business professors at universities cash checks (large ones) compared to the average faculty members.  It could be a six figure pay check.  If you are interested in the business forecasting model side of things, wow, you would be highly marketable to many different employers.  The PhD goes a long way.
Thanks dude!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: CNS on May 30, 2014, 04:14:34 PM
Is your employer going to pay for your Ph.D. at the school of your choice, or do you have to get it from them?
Not sure. It wouldn't be here. It would be Argosy or something in the area.

Wacks, that is a casino. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 30, 2014, 04:14:55 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 04:17:07 PM
@CNS lol. I knew that was coming. They will pay for other locations. I'm just shooting the crap here. I don't know if I want another 2 and a half years of school. It would be nice to be the only "Dr." in the Fanning family tho. It would be more of a "Ha. I told you fuckers!" from being the youngest child. My bro was the talk of the town being a D1 athlete.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 30, 2014, 04:19:08 PM
What kind of GPA did you get as an undergrad? Have you taken the GRE?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Mr Bread on May 30, 2014, 04:19:21 PM
Yeah really rub it in their fat rough ridin' faces.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: CNS on May 30, 2014, 04:19:59 PM
DO IT!!!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: CNS on May 30, 2014, 04:21:52 PM
Wait!




How long do you have to work there after completing the Dr in order for it to be free? 

I mean, unless you want to run that place, keep that in mind.

My old gig wanted me for 5yrs after completing an MBA.  Nope!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 04:21:57 PM
What kind of GPA did you get as an undergrad? Have you taken the GRE?
3.5 in undergrad and a 3.7 in my MBA. No to the GRE.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 30, 2014, 04:22:03 PM
I have been working with several Industrial/Organizational psychologists on designing new surveys for their HR people.  They threw an under-the-table job offer my way and were talking salaries for people that know how to design HR surveys and analyze data...and I was blown away with the numbers they were throwing out.  It wasn't for me, but I can tell you that just having the PhD will open many doors to possibilities you didn't know existed.  Plus, you are a smart cat so it may result in a few more rando BJs from some KU skank rats...which is always a plus.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 04:23:02 PM
Wait!




How long do you have to work there after completing the Dr in order for it to be free? 

I mean, unless you want to run that place, keep that in mind.

My old gig wanted me for 5yrs after completing an MBA.  Nope!
There's no contract like that. There wasn't at UOP either. A girl who works here just became an RN through us and she's about to leave.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 04:23:32 PM
Yeah really rub it in their fat rough ridin' faces.
I know you're rough ridin' with me, but I will!  :shakesfist: :cheers:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: CNS on May 30, 2014, 04:23:58 PM
get it and bounce.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 04:24:40 PM
I have been working with several Industrial/Organizational psychologists on designing new surveys for their HR people.  They threw an under-the-table job offer my way and were talking salaries for people that know how to design HR surveys and analyze data...and I was blown away with the numbers they were throwing out.  It wasn't for me, but I can tell you that just having the PhD will open many doors to possibilities you didn't know existed.  Plus, you are a smart cat so it may result in a few more rando BJs from some KU skank rats...which is always a plus.
:love:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 30, 2014, 04:26:47 PM
What kind of GPA did you get as an undergrad? Have you taken the GRE?
3.5 in undergrad and a 3.7 in my MBA. No to the GRE.

You should probably take the GRE. You need to get your Ph.D. from a real honest-to-god university if you want the kind of opportunities that Blumpkin is talking about.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 30, 2014, 04:27:34 PM
Also, most business schools do not require the GRE for admission.  You may not even have to take that BS test.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: kim carnes on May 30, 2014, 05:51:48 PM
blumpkin  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: kim carnes on May 30, 2014, 05:55:50 PM
so many dumb fucks in this thread
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: steve dave on May 30, 2014, 08:03:22 PM
I am 100% behind the dr wacky plan. Wow, just talking about it is amazing.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 08:04:23 PM
I am 100% behind the dr wacky plan. Wow, just talking about it is amazing.
  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: kim carnes on May 30, 2014, 08:14:29 PM
Seriously tho fanning.  U should do it.  You're what, 30?  And you've accomplished so much, no reason not to. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: kim carnes on May 30, 2014, 08:26:59 PM
I mean if the MBA paid off with a recruiting position at brown mackie college maybe a PhD will pay off with an entry level position at Cerner (probably not though)
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 08:37:36 PM
Carnes, I love you! Happy Friday! :cheers:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: pissclams on May 30, 2014, 08:44:50 PM
i remember when lloyd letcher was working on his econ phd at ksu cats calvin.  stud expressway, speed limit: infinity.

dr wacky, you need to put your Journey's Greatest Hits tape into your walkman and just go for it. 

Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2014, 08:50:02 PM
#mixingtracks #doingwork #callmetommorrowgebro :thumbs:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Headinjun on May 30, 2014, 09:59:37 PM
i remember when lloyd letcher was working on his econ phd at ksu cats calvin.  stud expressway, speed limit: infinity.

dr wacky, you need to put your Journey's Greatest Hits tape into your walkman and just go for it.

Holy crap.  A Lloyd Letcher mention!  I love Lloyd.  Walking textbook but a good soul.  I had a long long conversation with him after class one day. It was touching talking about the 60s and 70s, and race,war, and politics.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: steve dave on May 30, 2014, 10:22:02 PM
wayne nafzinger's nickname in the mid 00's was wayne sexzinger according to a canadian guy who i am
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: sys on May 31, 2014, 12:28:59 AM
wayne nafzinger's nickname in the mid 00's was wayne sexzinger according to a canadian guy who i am

i acknowledge this post.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: star seed 7 on May 31, 2014, 02:01:38 AM
wayne nafzinger's nickname in the mid 00's was wayne sexzinger according to a canadian guy who i am

i acknowledge this post.

What an honor  :love:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 17, 2014, 01:42:25 PM
:users:  :ohno:  :pray:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: slobber on November 17, 2014, 01:51:22 PM

:users:  :ohno:  :pray:
Good luck. Would this be a shock?


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: steve dave on November 17, 2014, 01:52:38 PM
How much severance?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 17, 2014, 01:52:53 PM

:users:  :ohno:  :pray:
Good luck. Would this be a shock?


Gonna win 'em all!

Would what be a shock?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 17, 2014, 01:53:38 PM
How much severance?

It would be negotiable for me if it came to that.  Probably better than most places but not awesome.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: CNS on November 17, 2014, 01:56:03 PM
Cut your hair and when you boss comes by asking where Emo went, keep your eyes down and mumble "don't know". 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 17, 2014, 01:56:51 PM
eff I am cutting it on Wednesday but this crap is going down tomorrow.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: michigancat on November 17, 2014, 01:59:20 PM
Your negotiation position can't be too good if you're getting laid off
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 17, 2014, 02:01:40 PM
Sounds like you have 24 hours to blow the whistle on somebody.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: ChiComCat on November 17, 2014, 02:03:45 PM
Tell people you have another big doctor's appointment this afternoon.  Shave off all your hair and eyebrows before work tomorrow. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: michigancat on November 17, 2014, 02:04:44 PM
Also, how's your resume? Did you sniff some smoke and have it out there already?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: puniraptor on November 17, 2014, 02:12:42 PM
do you have enough bullets stored up to just go off-grid?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 17, 2014, 03:05:40 PM
Your negotiation position can't be too good if you're getting laid off

It would be good enough to get a better than average severance.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 17, 2014, 03:18:35 PM
I don't even know what an average severance is. 3 months pay?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 17, 2014, 03:20:19 PM
Should be two weeks for every year you were there.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: michigancat on November 17, 2014, 03:21:04 PM
I honestly have no idea why companies give severance. They don't have to, do they?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: steve dave on November 17, 2014, 03:22:09 PM
I don't even know what an average severance is. 3 months pay?

ours is based on a formula that uses years of service and position. both equate to higher amounts obviously. I'd currently get like 9 months if I got laid off. I don't know if that's how everyone else does it though. ours is definitely not "negotiable" which I don't really understand.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 17, 2014, 03:25:27 PM
I honestly have no idea why companies give severance. They don't have to, do they?

I think they probably do it so that the employees that don't get laid off can see that there is at least some safety net if they stick around. It's the only reason I can think of, really. The "am I next?" feeling among the employees probably makes some of them apply elsewhere.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 17, 2014, 03:29:37 PM
If they are laying you off, why would they negotiate?

Like, you are going to say "If you don't give me more severance I will tell all your company secrets to this other company over here." ?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Skipper44 on November 17, 2014, 03:32:09 PM
I am no HRcat but maybe paying severance is cheaper than having ex-employees filling for unemployment
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 17, 2014, 03:32:52 PM
If they are laying you off, why would they negotiate?

Like, you are going to say "If you don't give me more severance I will tell all your company secrets to this other company over here." ?

That's one reason for sure, like if they ask you to sign a release.  Of course there are other reasons.  Terms of the severance is, at minimum, negotiable. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: pissclams on November 17, 2014, 03:33:43 PM
companies give severance for a lot of reasons, not the least of which is to build good will and protect themselves against lawsuits

Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: pissclams on November 17, 2014, 03:34:14 PM
I am no HRcat but maybe paying severance is cheaper than having ex-employees filling for unemployment

employees are still going to file for unemployment after severance runs out
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on November 17, 2014, 03:34:38 PM
If they are laying you off, why would they negotiate?

Like, you are going to say "If you don't give me more severance I will tell all your company secrets to this other company over here." ?

That's one reason for sure, like if they ask you to sign a release.  Of course there are other reasons.  Terms of the severance is, at minimum, negotiable.

it also usually prevents you from signing up for unemployment during the period covered by the severance.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: pissclams on November 17, 2014, 03:34:57 PM
I am no HRcat but maybe paying severance is cheaper than having ex-employees filling for unemployment

employees are still going to file for unemployment after severance runs out

and it's not cheaper than paying unemployment
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 8manpick on November 17, 2014, 03:38:01 PM
Should be two weeks for every year you were there.
That is really low...
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 17, 2014, 03:39:47 PM
Should be two weeks for every year you were there.
That is really low...
I thought the same.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 17, 2014, 03:52:54 PM
A google search says that two weeks per year is typical.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: star seed 7 on November 17, 2014, 05:47:43 PM
Don't those assholes know you just had a mini emo  :curse: :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 17, 2014, 05:54:56 PM
Sounds like you have 24 hours to blow the whistle on somebody.

Slip and fall in the can.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 17, 2014, 08:52:06 PM
Lester negotiated a hell of a severance package for himself in American Beauty. I would watch that tonight after the Cats game and take notes.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: star seed 7 on November 17, 2014, 09:02:00 PM
also fight club  :th_twocents:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: OB_Won on November 17, 2014, 09:06:05 PM
You typically have to sign a non-disclosure and waive nearly all rights to legal action in order to receive your check. Basically, shut up, take the check, and walk away. Otherwise, you get nothing. It's a compromise for both parties.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 17, 2014, 09:56:14 PM
start grabbing office supplies
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 18, 2014, 07:58:36 AM
You typically have to sign a non-disclosure and waive nearly all rights to legal action in order to receive your check. Basically, shut up, take the check, and walk away. Otherwise, you get nothing. It's a compromise for both parties.

That is incorrect.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Shooter Jones on November 18, 2014, 09:57:44 AM
so, like, are you just sitting at work right now and it's super rough ridin' awkward,, or have you already gotten the news?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Brock Landers on November 18, 2014, 10:44:42 AM
Emo, you can either go out like a man with your dignity intact and your head held high, or you can go out in a Costanza-esque blaze of incompetence, dragging the World Series trophy behind your car in the parking lot.

Choose wisely.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 18, 2014, 11:03:44 AM
He might get to keep his job, guys.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: slobber on November 18, 2014, 11:08:25 AM


:users:  :ohno:  :pray:
Good luck. Would this be a shock?


Gonna win 'em all!

Would what be a shock?
I thought you have mentioned that your company has been struggling. I am asking if you thought your area was safe or not.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: slobber on November 18, 2014, 11:13:02 AM
If they take your phone and computer and you can't bbs, go to the library and let us know how it went down.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 18, 2014, 11:22:33 AM
If you do get laid off, make sure you tell them that they will rue this day.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: slobber on November 18, 2014, 12:20:55 PM

If you do get laid off, make sure you tell them that they will rue this day.
this is really sound advice


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Shooter Jones on November 18, 2014, 01:57:41 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW last post
Today at 09:57:39 AM

hope they didn't make their rounds at 10am.

 :frown:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Spracne on November 18, 2014, 02:02:44 PM
 :impatient:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: nicname on November 18, 2014, 04:32:24 PM
Once you get canned take your severance pay and use it to start an internet poker career. Once time on that runs out, then use your unemployment for the same thing. You'll probably make millions, so you won't even really need the unemployment. Only downside is that you'll have to move somewhere foreign, but you like living all over the place. The world is your oyster!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: nicname on November 18, 2014, 04:37:54 PM
Also this: You'll be everyone's best friend in the neighborhood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leLlXorIQSc

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Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: puniraptor on November 18, 2014, 04:52:12 PM
dont get high on your own supply
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on November 18, 2014, 05:05:24 PM
so are we all in agreement that they abducted Emo Emaw and stole his kidneys?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: slobber on November 18, 2014, 05:11:43 PM
Emo, if today didn't go as you had hoped, remember that we kid because we love. Wacky has some "Can't Miss" opportunities that you can PM him about.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 18, 2014, 07:33:33 PM
Yes, truly sorry if you got laid off. That sucks.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: KCFDcat on November 25, 2015, 02:29:21 PM
Wife's company laid off 40% of the company today. Seriously? The day before Thanksgiving?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 25, 2015, 02:32:25 PM
 :frown: Is she safe?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: AbeFroman on November 25, 2015, 02:43:02 PM
If you have to lay off 40% of your employees you should probably just file for bankruptcy now.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: star seed 7 on November 25, 2015, 02:43:39 PM
How does that even happen
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: KCFDcat on November 25, 2015, 02:44:52 PM
:frown: Is she safe?
Nope. She got cut.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: KCFDcat on November 25, 2015, 02:45:27 PM
If you have to lay off 40% of your employees you should probably just file for bankruptcy now.
Yeah, the company is a disaster. There's no way they make it through 2016. If I'm the other employees staying I start looking for jobs now.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 25, 2015, 02:47:53 PM
Sorry to hear. :(
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: KCFDcat on November 25, 2015, 02:54:49 PM
Sorry to hear. :(
Thanks wacks.

She's been sort of casually searching for jobs for a few weeks. Has a few interviews lined up for next week already.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 25, 2015, 03:05:15 PM
That's good to hear!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: meow meow on November 25, 2015, 03:06:25 PM
sorry to hear kcfd.  you should let wacky look her resume over.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 25, 2015, 03:07:52 PM
Well it was pretty much this time last year I got laid off.

My advice:  hit the crap hard right now.  Many jobs will be filled in January, like a good portion of the year's jobs.  Probably already posted.  The others throughout the year will be the ones that came open because of people who took those January jobs.  Carousel type stuff.  Also, the best jobs don't ever get posted.  She should use her network right now, and hopefully she has been, so that when a manager is submitting the job req for approval he/she already knows they are going to hire your wife.

Severances absolutely are negotiable.  Even if the amount stays the same there is good reason to try to modify the wording of the settlement agreement.  For example, she will probably be asked to sign something saying she won't sue the company.  There should be some consideration tied to that part of the agreement, or maybe even two separate agreements.  So one is a severance and one is a settlement.  The settlement portion doesn't affect unemployment eligibility, so get as much in there as you can.  Then she can still draw unemployment. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: KCFDcat on November 25, 2015, 03:15:55 PM
Well it was pretty much this time last year I got laid off.

My advice:  hit the crap hard right now.  Many jobs will be filled in January, like a good portion of the year's jobs.  Probably already posted.  The others throughout the year will be the ones that came open because of people who took those January jobs.  Carousel type stuff.  Also, the best jobs don't ever get posted.  She should use her network right now, and hopefully she has been, so that when a manager is submitting the job req for approval he/she already knows they are going to hire your wife.

Severances absolutely are negotiable.  Even if the amount stays the same there is good reason to try to modify the wording of the settlement agreement.  For example, she will probably be asked to sign something saying she won't sue the company.  There should be some consideration tied to that part of the agreement, or maybe even two separate agreements.  So one is a severance and one is a settlement.  The settlement portion doesn't affect unemployment eligibility, so get as much in there as you can.  Then she can still draw unemployment.
Thanks man.

We had already hired a person that hooks you up for interviews... Head hunter? I don't know what they're called since I've never worked in the corporate world. She's done a good job so far it seems.

Luckily my wife is a great networker, unlike me. I really don't think it will be hard for her to find a job. She's very qualified, MBA & almost a decade of experience in her field.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: meow meow on November 25, 2015, 03:17:25 PM
what kind of work does she do?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: KCFDcat on November 25, 2015, 03:20:19 PM
what kind of work does she do?
Marketing/ client management
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: michigancat on November 25, 2015, 03:30:10 PM
Well it was pretty much this time last year I got laid off.

My advice:  hit the crap hard right now.  Many jobs will be filled in January, like a good portion of the year's jobs.  Probably already posted.  The others throughout the year will be the ones that came open because of people who took those January jobs.  Carousel type stuff.  Also, the best jobs don't ever get posted.  She should use her network right now, and hopefully she has been, so that when a manager is submitting the job req for approval he/she already knows they are going to hire your wife.

Severances absolutely are negotiable.  Even if the amount stays the same there is good reason to try to modify the wording of the settlement agreement.  For example, she will probably be asked to sign something saying she won't sue the company.  There should be some consideration tied to that part of the agreement, or maybe even two separate agreements.  So one is a severance and one is a settlement.  The settlement portion doesn't affect unemployment eligibility, so get as much in there as you can.  Then she can still draw unemployment.
Thanks man.

We had already hired a person that hooks you up for interviews... Head hunter? I don't know what they're called since I've never worked in the corporate world. She's done a good job so far it seems.

Luckily my wife is a great networker, unlike me. I really don't think it will be hard for her to find a job. She's very qualified, MBA & almost a decade of experience in her field.

she hired a headhunter? As in gave them money?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: michigancat on November 25, 2015, 03:31:06 PM
also I have no idea what client manager does. Hopefully there's lots of those jobs in the KC area.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 25, 2015, 03:34:47 PM
Well it was pretty much this time last year I got laid off.

My advice:  hit the crap hard right now.  Many jobs will be filled in January, like a good portion of the year's jobs.  Probably already posted.  The others throughout the year will be the ones that came open because of people who took those January jobs.  Carousel type stuff.  Also, the best jobs don't ever get posted.  She should use her network right now, and hopefully she has been, so that when a manager is submitting the job req for approval he/she already knows they are going to hire your wife.

Severances absolutely are negotiable.  Even if the amount stays the same there is good reason to try to modify the wording of the settlement agreement.  For example, she will probably be asked to sign something saying she won't sue the company.  There should be some consideration tied to that part of the agreement, or maybe even two separate agreements.  So one is a severance and one is a settlement.  The settlement portion doesn't affect unemployment eligibility, so get as much in there as you can.  Then she can still draw unemployment.
Thanks man.

We had already hired a person that hooks you up for interviews... Head hunter? I don't know what they're called since I've never worked in the corporate world. She's done a good job so far it seems.

Luckily my wife is a great networker, unlike me. I really don't think it will be hard for her to find a job. She's very qualified, MBA & almost a decade of experience in her field.

she hired a headhunter? As in gave them money?

That seemed odd to me too but at least two of the more executive types caught in my layoff did the same thing.  Both are now CEO's so I guess it worked for them. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: KCFDcat on November 25, 2015, 03:39:36 PM
Well it was pretty much this time last year I got laid off.

My advice:  hit the crap hard right now.  Many jobs will be filled in January, like a good portion of the year's jobs.  Probably already posted.  The others throughout the year will be the ones that came open because of people who took those January jobs.  Carousel type stuff.  Also, the best jobs don't ever get posted.  She should use her network right now, and hopefully she has been, so that when a manager is submitting the job req for approval he/she already knows they are going to hire your wife.

Severances absolutely are negotiable.  Even if the amount stays the same there is good reason to try to modify the wording of the settlement agreement.  For example, she will probably be asked to sign something saying she won't sue the company.  There should be some consideration tied to that part of the agreement, or maybe even two separate agreements.  So one is a severance and one is a settlement.  The settlement portion doesn't affect unemployment eligibility, so get as much in there as you can.  Then she can still draw unemployment.
Thanks man.

We had already hired a person that hooks you up for interviews... Head hunter? I don't know what they're called since I've never worked in the corporate world. She's done a good job so far it seems.

Luckily my wife is a great networker, unlike me. I really don't think it will be hard for her to find a job. She's very qualified, MBA & almost a decade of experience in her field.

she hired a headhunter? As in gave them money?
It's based on the salary of the job she lands.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: KCFDcat on November 25, 2015, 03:42:59 PM
also I have no idea what client manager does. Hopefully there's lots of those jobs in the KC area.
From what I understand it's customer service, but the customers are other corporations that are paying you millions of dollars per year.

At this last job she was the "chief engagement officer"  managed the team of people that helped their clients to use their product.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: sys on November 25, 2015, 04:09:13 PM
i'd say at least 70% of people (in america) have job titles where i can't tell what they do from the title and have no idea how anyone makes money from them doing what they do.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: KCFDcat on November 25, 2015, 04:17:02 PM
i'd say at least 70% of people (in america) have job titles where i can't tell what they do from the title and have no idea how anyone makes money from them doing what they do.
Yup
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Shooter Jones on November 25, 2015, 04:18:50 PM
i'd say at least 70% of people (in america) have job titles where i can't tell what they do from the title and have no idea how anyone makes money from them doing what they do.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: slobber on November 25, 2015, 04:20:41 PM
Nothing wrong with hiring a good headhunter.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: puniraptor on November 25, 2015, 07:35:04 PM
Too bad she's not a dentist.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 25, 2015, 07:43:59 PM
Too bad she's not a dentist.
You're telling me!
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Cire on November 25, 2015, 08:46:02 PM
Sorry kcfd. My sister in law was let go this week. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Tobias on November 25, 2015, 08:49:34 PM
sounds like you kc'rs need to go do some serious binge drinking at your local establishment.

sucks, kcfdcat, but sounds like she'll land back on her feet :thumbs:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: KCFDcat on November 25, 2015, 10:16:28 PM
sounds like you kc'rs need to go do some serious binge drinking at your local establishment.

sucks, kcfdcat, but sounds like she'll land back on her feet :thumbs:
Thanks 'bias
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: slobber on November 26, 2015, 06:37:47 AM
Congratulations to her. It seems that the the future of the company sucked, so why delay the inevitable? They are giving her a chance to to be the first mover in a strong economy at the right time of year.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Katpappy on November 26, 2015, 09:03:23 PM
Got laid off 3 weeks into my first job after college along with 2299 other souls. Not going to name names though. Hawker Beechcraft
I see what you did there? :D
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: KCFDcat on January 12, 2016, 02:48:13 PM
Wife was offered a job today.  :kstategrad:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 12, 2016, 02:58:34 PM
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Jabeez on January 12, 2016, 08:31:31 PM
So right before christmas our new vp said in 18 months our department would lose 54 of 100 some people.  Half.  They are oursourcing a pretty decent size, the rest gone in 18 months.  That night, i applied for 2 companies i really want to work for, and an old manager recommended me for some positions at his current firm also would work for.  Had an interview today, another thursday, and another next week. 
The question is, even if i dont get these jobs should i apply for voluntary severence?  I havent been here long enough to get much, maybe a month and a half or two of pay, but it wont be available after Jan 31.  Is it worth the risk of not having a job because i think i can get one quickly?
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: wetwillie on January 12, 2016, 08:34:00 PM
yea negotiate a severance package and get a new job too, I bet you can get more than two months.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: pissclams on January 12, 2016, 08:47:32 PM
So right before christmas our new vp said in 18 months our department would lose 54 of 100 some people.  Half.  They are oursourcing a pretty decent size, the rest gone in 18 months.  That night, i applied for 2 companies i really want to work for, and an old manager recommended me for some positions at his current firm also would work for.  Had an interview today, another thursday, and another next week. 
The question is, even if i dont get these jobs should i apply for voluntary severence?  I havent been here long enough to get much, maybe a month and a half or two of pay, but it wont be available after Jan 31.  Is it worth the risk of not having a job because i think i can get one quickly?


the hiring process it takes a long time, even if your old friend wants to hire you. between the time the company decides to offer you, you negotiate a salary, drug test, background check, etc until you collect your first paycheck- there's a lot that goes on... so, like, longer than 6-8 weeks is what i'm saying.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: CNS on January 12, 2016, 09:03:34 PM
Are you eligible for unemployment if you take voluntary severence? 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: pissclams on January 12, 2016, 09:07:07 PM
not during your severance period (in KS/MO)
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Institutional Control on January 12, 2016, 09:10:56 PM
Drug test? Companies still do that?


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Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: CNS on January 12, 2016, 09:18:02 PM
not during your severance period (in KS/MO)
I thought that I have heard that voluntary sev can jeopardize unemployment after the sev expires.  Just thinking that our guy should know that, if it's true, before jumping.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: KCFDcat on January 12, 2016, 09:18:55 PM
Drug test? Companies still do that?


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Yeah I thought only gov jobs did that...
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: pissclams on January 12, 2016, 09:22:28 PM
not during your severance period (in KS/MO)
I thought that I have heard that voluntary sev can jeopardize unemployment after the sev expires.  Just thinking that our guy should know that, if it's true, before jumping.

he'd be eligible for unemployment after his severance
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: ednksu on January 12, 2016, 10:38:08 PM
Are you eligible for unemployment if you take voluntary severence?
This was my first thought.  Be careful on wording of severance.
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: wetwillie on January 12, 2016, 11:03:10 PM
On second thought you should do nothing and hope for the best
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 13, 2016, 09:06:08 AM
Are you eligible for unemployment if you take voluntary severence?

If you have them draft the terms appropriately, yes.  Make it more of a settlement than a severance.  Doubt most companies would do that though for an entry-level employee especially when there are 53 others in the same boat. 

Jabeez if you want to keep your job for longer while you look file a bogus claim with the EEOC.  Then they pretty much can't get rid of you because it could look like a retaliation.  It's pretty bush league, though. 
Title: Re: Layoffs
Post by: Jabeez on January 13, 2016, 03:14:58 PM
Thanks for the advice guys. Jan 31 is the deadline to request the severance package.  So i guess i can see where i am at in the process of these other positions before then and decide to apply. I am geussing they would then negotiate with me when to leave, because i would have to hand off projects to other coworkers. I just havent been here long enough to accrue a good package, but i didnt even think about they would negotiate it.