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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: pondwater jack on December 18, 2011, 11:18:18 PM
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I think I am ready to be givin my mod stripes. I'll try to be fair and not let the power go to my head.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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well I didn't except a hunnert percent approval but right now that is what i got.
Jack Blasingame, II
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I figure it was you that voted for HERO sandwich. Back stabbin SOB!
You are mad becaused you got passed over for Mod and I'll get it.
Right now you are in the minorety. I am embarressed by the alarming amount of support! I am truly umilitated! Thank you.
Except for Fanning (go to hell).
J. Holly
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You can be a mod. They don't really do anything other than provide a target for us to bitch at. (See: Tech Support and Suggestion board.) Why you would want that type of life is a little weird, but you are from Arkansas, so I'm not going to pretend to understand.
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You can be a mod. They don't really do anything other than provide a target for us to bitch at. (See: Tech Support and Suggestion board.) Why you would want that type of life is a little weird, but you are from Arkansas, so I'm not going to pretend to understand.
Thank you Wanye Brady. And thank you for the kind words.
I am running away with this thing. An embarrassment of riches! I though people on her eiddn't like me but I guess the Blasingame charm won em over!
Winning people over, won at a time. Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
I approve this massage!
J. Holly
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I have a friend who wants to know if it's possible to answer true on C and D? Thanks in advance.
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Who is pondwater jeff?
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I don't think you got but one vote. Your firend could choose A or B if he was more comfortable . That is what most have chosen. This thing is almost sowed up.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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Who is pondwater jeff?
Don't know. Never heard of him.
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This thing is all but done right now. I'll go ahead and probly call this thing sometime tomorrow morning but the early returns look promising.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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If this bored is to become an international sensation you got to have other views. BALANCE. A vote for Jack Blasingame is a vote for national credibilty!
I'm Jack Blasingame and I approve this massage!
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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If this bored is to become an international sensation you got to have other views. BALANCE. A vote for Jack Blasingame is a vote for national credibilty!
I'm Jack Blasingame and I approve this massage!
J. Holly Blasingame, II
Jackie boy... what would lead you to believe that we desire balance or credibility of any kind for our little bbs experiment here?
That said: :ksu: <<<<< but with "Jack 4 Mod" on the sign
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If this bored is to become an international sensation you got to have other views. BALANCE. A vote for Jack Blasingame is a vote for national credibilty!
I'm Jack Blasingame and I approve this massage!
J. Holly Blasingame, II
Jackie boy... what would lead you to believe that we desire balance or credibility of any kind for our little bbs experiment here?
That said: :ksu: <<<<< but with "Jack 4 Mod" on the sign
Look SuperG. I'm gonna level with you. I had somebody smarter than me rite that up there. But I DO aprove of what it says. I don't care a dang bit about balance but i do think you should try to look balanced.
When i get prompted to Mod, I'll ask for a title of Mod - Almighty and I'll be a new sheriffe in a small town. Handin out bans righ and left!
POW POW POW!!!!
OK Cat, Rams and Mocat and EMAWforLifeDSL
and maybe the oft raped Winters. They all need a break and the bored needs a break from them.
I'll work to make sure that certain people, a staff I'll keep very close, can OCCASIONALLY peer in and monitor the pm's of other members on this bored. This is NOT somethin that would be done ALL the time. Sparingly! These people, (Super G would probly be one of the ones on the short list) would report to me things that people say about me and others so I can "deal" with them in a manner that is FAIR.
This would usher in a new tone. Jack Blasingame, change you can believe in.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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Looks good for pJ.
As soon as he sends in his cashier's check for $1,000 he will be appointed mod (barring any snags with the references).
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Looks good for pJ.
As soon as he sends in his cashier's check for $1,000 he will be appointed mod (barring any snags with the references).
That fee will be waved I am tole by an unnamed source. So go head and let's ushere in a new era!
Jack Blasingame, II
Moderator in Training
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With his quick wit and above average internetting abilities i'm having a hard time believing that PWJ is truly a son of the soil. :excited: :tongue:
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Looks good for pJ.
As soon as he sends in his cashier's check for $1,000 he will be appointed mod (barring any snags with the references).
That fee will be waved I am tole by an unnamed source. So go head and let's ushere in a new era!
Jack Blasingame, II
Moderator in Training
Nope. The pigaggies have used up too much bandwidth trying to post pictures of some Arky swamps or something and also the company Christmas party planning committee overspent (dramatically) on high quality cocaine. No fees will be waived this year. You can pay installments though, that's how =MODS= did it.
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Looks good for pJ.
As soon as he sends in his cashier's check for $1,000 he will be appointed mod (barring any snags with the references).
That fee will be waved I am tole by an unnamed source. So go head and let's ushere in a new era!
Jack Blasingame, II
Moderator in Training
Nope. The pigaggies have used up too much bandwidth trying to post pictures of some Arky swamps or something and also the company Christmas party planning committee overspent (dramatically) on high quality cocaine. No fees will be waived this year. You can pay installments though, that's how =MODS= did it.
Keithstone. Things ain't been the best between me an you so far. So I'll just say it.
This is a money grab! I havent' had a job, other than walkin these dogs, for a while now.
This make the Moderator postion only acessible to the rich people. is that the system you want? Good ole boys club?
I think the members of this board need to double down on Jack Blasingame and win twicest as much.
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With his quick wit and above average internetting abilities i'm having a hard time believing that PWJ is truly a son of the soil. :excited: :tongue:
Lick. I assimilate those words! Thank you. Truth is I hadn't had a commuter that long.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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Looks good for pJ.
As soon as he sends in his cashier's check for $1,000 he will be appointed mod (barring any snags with the references).
That fee will be waved I am tole by an unnamed source. So go head and let's ushere in a new era!
Jack Blasingame, II
Moderator in Training
Nope. The pigaggies have used up too much bandwidth trying to post pictures of some Arky swamps or something and also the company Christmas party planning committee overspent (dramatically) on high quality cocaine. No fees will be waived this year. You can pay installments though, that's how =MODS= did it.
Keithstone. Things ain't been the best between me an you so far. So I'll just say it.
This is a money grab! I havent' had a job, other than walkin these dogs, for a while now.
This make the Moderator postion only acessible to the rich people. is that the system you want? Good ole boys club?
I think the members of this board need to double down on Jack Blasingame and win twicest as much.
Jack-
We have voted and you can simply pay an up front fee of $500 and work the rest off. This is a hand up, not a hand out! A chance to earn your place, after a small $500 payment (that is half what most mods have paid). This is like the "Always Low Prices" (something you can understand) of modding. Frankly, I cannot believe we approved such a good deal. You need to jump on it ASAP.
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Looks good for pJ.
As soon as he sends in his cashier's check for $1,000 he will be appointed mod (barring any snags with the references).
That fee will be waved I am tole by an unnamed source. So go head and let's ushere in a new era!
Jack Blasingame, II
Moderator in Training
Nope. The pigaggies have used up too much bandwidth trying to post pictures of some Arky swamps or something and also the company Christmas party planning committee overspent (dramatically) on high quality cocaine. No fees will be waived this year. You can pay installments though, that's how =MODS= did it.
Keithstone. Things ain't been the best between me an you so far. So I'll just say it.
This is a money grab! I havent' had a job, other than walkin these dogs, for a while now.
This make the Moderator postion only acessible to the rich people. is that the system you want? Good ole boys club?
I think the members of this board need to double down on Jack Blasingame and win twicest as much.
Jack-
We have voted and you can simply pay an up front fee of $500 and work the rest off. This is a hand up, not a hand out! A chance to earn your place, after a small $500 payment (that is half what most mods have paid). This is like the "Always Low Prices" (something you can understand) of modding. Frankly, I cannot believe we approved such a good deal. You need to jump on it ASAP.
Keith. Old frined. If it cost a nickle to crap I'd have to puke. I am afraid I'm a little shy right now of that $500.
How much do the mods make. Salary? Old Jacks is not handy with the money right now. Truth is, I wouldn't pay a nickle to see a piss ant eat a bail of hay. But I do think i bring a lot to the board and will govern everyone, including you, to the best of my ability.
Your firend,
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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Looks good for pJ.
As soon as he sends in his cashier's check for $1,000 he will be appointed mod (barring any snags with the references).
That fee will be waved I am tole by an unnamed source. So go head and let's ushere in a new era!
Jack Blasingame, II
Moderator in Training
Nope. The pigaggies have used up too much bandwidth trying to post pictures of some Arky swamps or something and also the company Christmas party planning committee overspent (dramatically) on high quality cocaine. No fees will be waived this year. You can pay installments though, that's how =MODS= did it.
Keithstone. Things ain't been the best between me an you so far. So I'll just say it.
This is a money grab! I havent' had a job, other than walkin these dogs, for a while now.
This make the Moderator postion only acessible to the rich people. is that the system you want? Good ole boys club?
I think the members of this board need to double down on Jack Blasingame and win twicest as much.
Jack-
We have voted and you can simply pay an up front fee of $500 and work the rest off. This is a hand up, not a hand out! A chance to earn your place, after a small $500 payment (that is half what most mods have paid). This is like the "Always Low Prices" (something you can understand) of modding. Frankly, I cannot believe we approved such a good deal. You need to jump on it ASAP.
Keith. Old frined. If it cost a nickle to crap I'd have to puke. I am afraid I'm a little shy right now of that $500.
How much do the mods make. Salary? Old Jacks is not handy with the money right now. Truth is, I wouldn't pay a nickle to see a piss ant eat a bail of hay. But I do think i bring a lot to the board and will govern everyone, including you, to the best of my ability.
Your firend,
J. Holly Blasingame, II
It pains me to see you grovel. It truly does. We aren't running a charity here though. We have bills to pay and shareholders to make happy. You can't just stroll into your local Wal-Mart and tell Sam that you are little short and you will pay him back for the case of Mountain Dew, can you?
Mods make great salaries but it take up front investment to prove you are committed. Surely one of the rich arky posters on here can loan you some $$. I bet Arthur's ornamental mustang hood scoop alone could bring in $5-10. And what about that affluent arky booster from NWA who shops exclusively at Jos A. BANK? He is probably good to give you a loan. You need to mine your sources. Frankly, we require a bit more ingenuity out of our mods anyway.
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Looks good for pJ.
As soon as he sends in his cashier's check for $1,000 he will be appointed mod (barring any snags with the references).
That fee will be waved I am tole by an unnamed source. So go head and let's ushere in a new era!
Jack Blasingame, II
Moderator in Training
Nope. The pigaggies have used up too much bandwidth trying to post pictures of some Arky swamps or something and also the company Christmas party planning committee overspent (dramatically) on high quality cocaine. No fees will be waived this year. You can pay installments though, that's how =MODS= did it.
Keithstone. Things ain't been the best between me an you so far. So I'll just say it.
This is a money grab! I havent' had a job, other than walkin these dogs, for a while now.
This make the Moderator postion only acessible to the rich people. is that the system you want? Good ole boys club?
I think the members of this board need to double down on Jack Blasingame and win twicest as much.
Jack-
We have voted and you can simply pay an up front fee of $500 and work the rest off. This is a hand up, not a hand out! A chance to earn your place, after a small $500 payment (that is half what most mods have paid). This is like the "Always Low Prices" (something you can understand) of modding. Frankly, I cannot believe we approved such a good deal. You need to jump on it ASAP.
Keith. Old frined. If it cost a nickle to crap I'd have to puke. I am afraid I'm a little shy right now of that $500.
How much do the mods make. Salary? Old Jacks is not handy with the money right now. Truth is, I wouldn't pay a nickle to see a piss ant eat a bail of hay. But I do think i bring a lot to the board and will govern everyone, including you, to the best of my ability.
Your firend,
J. Holly Blasingame, II
Yeah, well I'm sure that Hitler and Stalin governed "to the best of their abilities" as well. :rolleyes:
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I think I am ready to be givin my mod stripes. I'll try to be fair and not let the power go to my head.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
Do you know what you're getting into. I know you are quite comfortable in that little old mud pond in Ar-kansas, but jees Jack, can you see yourself in the big clear pond like go-emaw.
Think about it a little, because Pondwater Frog there will be somebody like Turlleman waiting to grab ya and throw ya back into the old mud hole. :nono:
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Now Kiethstone, the last thing i want to see is YOU troubled by ME a grovelin!
I am deeply saddend by the thought of you being depressed. Ole Jacks is kinda like a housecat tossed out a window of a apartment building. I always land on my feet. Both of em. The good one and the frostbit one.
I remeber one time i got charge (wrongfully) for breakin an enetering. I had a case of the green apple trots and decide to go to work anyway (janitor at a high school - with a damn good football team and coach). We'll i had just got off the can and went outside around 11am topick up a weedeater. Well there was a skunk on the playground and so i thought that ain't no good (hydrophopie). So i gave in and started chasin his with a rock in each hand.
We rounded the corner at the front of the building and he got ready to let it fly so i froze up! I was caught in midstride and couldn't move (almost doing the splitts) with my arm back up over my head like a scorpion waitin to strike. He was up on his front two legs and aimed right at me. I knew if i even twitched he'd fire.
Well i had forgot that the schoolboard was inside meetin for the month and so when i saw them comin out the side door a few feet. Passed the skunk i knew i had to act fast. That is where the blasingame men usually are at there peek! Cruchtime. Well that skunk saw the school board members and they started screaming but the one's in the back kept pushin the one's in the front out the door toward a skunk at best, and a rapid skunk at worse.
Inew what i had to do. One shot! Carlos Hathcock style.
I had no choice but to take the animal down with a rock from 25 feet away! So i chucked the rock and missed and it hit the concrete just right and cracked (but not to bad) the window of one of the board members BMW's. The worse is that the animal turnd on the board and soaked em good.
Well they blamed ME! Not the skunh! They made ole Jacks the scapegoat. The janitor that was tryin to keep the little childre from gettin skunkbit. I lose my job. Fair? No. Not im my mind. But i awlays recovred and i will again
So don't worry about Jack Blasingame, Kiethstone. I'll be fine. I'll get off the street befor christmas and get me a belly full of turkey. I always land on my feet.
Jack Blasingame,II
Moderator in Training
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Now Kiethstone, the last thing i want to see is YOU troubled by ME a grovelin!
I am deeply saddend by the thought of you being depressed. Ole Jacks is kinda like a housecat tossed out a window of a apartment building. I always land on my feet. Both of em. The good one and the frostbit one.
I remeber one time i got charge (wrongfully) for breakin an enetering. I had a case of the green apple trots and decide to go to work anyway (janitor at a high school - with a damn good football team and coach). We'll i had just got off the can and went outside around 11am topick up a weedeater. Well there was a skunk on the playground and so i thought that ain't no good (hydrophopie). So i gave in and started chasin his with a rock in each hand.
We rounded the corner at the front of the building and he got ready to let it fly so i froze up! I was caught in midstride and couldn't move (almost doing the splitts) with my arm back up over my head like a scorpion waitin to strike. He was up on his front two legs and aimed right at me. I knew if i even twitched he'd fire.
Well i had forgot that the schoolboard was inside meetin for the month and so when i saw them comin out the side door a few feet. Passed the skunk i knew i had to act fast. That is where the blasingame men usually are at there peek! Cruchtime. Well that skunk saw the school board members and they started screaming but the one's in the back kept pushin the one's in the front out the door toward a skunk at best, and a rapid skunk at worse.
Inew what i had to do. One shot! Carlos Hathcock style.
I had no choice but to take the animal down with a rock from 25 feet away! So i chucked the rock and missed and it hit the concrete just right and cracked (but not to bad) the window of one of the board members BMW's. The worse is that the animal turnd on the board and soaked em good.
Well they blamed ME! Not the skunh! They made ole Jacks the scapegoat. The janitor that was tryin to keep the little childre from gettin skunkbit. I lose my job. Fair? No. Not im my mind. But i awlays recovred and i will again
So don't worry about Jack Blasingame, Kiethstone. I'll be fine. I'll get off the street befor christmas and get me a belly full of turkey. I always land on my feet.
Jack Blasingame,II
Moderator in Training
That school board member could loan you the $500 if they have a BMW. Problem solved.
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Jack, tell 'em what they did to you at Memphis and what you did to make it a better place.
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Jack, tell 'em what they did to you at Memphis and what you did to make it a better place.
oh memphis.....where do I begin. Is it even worth it. I'll open that can o' worms tonight when I get me some cheep wine and slip it in the libary.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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Jack, tell 'em what they did to you at Memphis and what you did to make it a better place.
Memphis.....that was a lot of winters ago.
No sir. I hadn't thought about Memphis in a while. Or love for that matter. I was workin on the river doin somethin unimportant for nobody and i used to go to a cat house ever Friday. it was the 70's and i was just a kid. Whet behind the ears. I met a dancin girl name of Peaches. She was creole stripper and she and I had a connection. I'd talk and she'd drink and listen. we got a long the best you ever seen. I had planned to marry her but she belonged to another man...
I was 25 and living in and around the Memphis area, as I mentioned in another thread I took to chasin a creole stripper named Peaches. It came down to her having to choose between me and a guy that looked just like Richard Roundtree what played "Shaft." He was a tall guy and pretty violent.
One night I came in to the dance hall and there he was puttin his paws all over my Peaches. I said hey you Shaft-lookin' SOB how'd you like to be taken down a notch or too.
Now if you can imagaine a tornado made of fists, gold chains, hair picks and afrosheen...well that's waht I was fightin.
Anyway, he won the fight and stole my Peaches and as he was walkin to the door, I was wakin up and said some smart remark and he took the time to stop and break a pool cue over my neck before leaving. I always thought that was a dirty move and said i"d never do that to anybody under ANY circumstances.
now that bein said I would probly break a pool cue over the necks of OK Cat, Mocat and Rams (Gary and Ace- gay duo) and Katdaddy. Likin the presents of Swiftcat is an aquired taste like Gin (tastes like flowers but after a while it grows on you) so he's probly ok now. But I cain't wait to ban the hell out of those other guys.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
Mod in training
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Now Kiethstone, the last thing i want to see is YOU troubled by ME a grovelin!
I am deeply saddend by the thought of you being depressed. Ole Jacks is kinda like a housecat tossed out a window of a apartment building. I always land on my feet. Both of em. The good one and the frostbit one.
I remeber one time i got charge (wrongfully) for breakin an enetering. I had a case of the green apple trots and decide to go to work anyway (janitor at a high school - with a damn good football team and coach). We'll i had just got off the can and went outside around 11am topick up a weedeater. Well there was a skunk on the playground and so i thought that ain't no good (hydrophopie). So i gave in and started chasin his with a rock in each hand.
We rounded the corner at the front of the building and he got ready to let it fly so i froze up! I was caught in midstride and couldn't move (almost doing the splitts) with my arm back up over my head like a scorpion waitin to strike. He was up on his front two legs and aimed right at me. I knew if i even twitched he'd fire.
Well i had forgot that the schoolboard was inside meetin for the month and so when i saw them comin out the side door a few feet. Passed the skunk i knew i had to act fast. That is where the blasingame men usually are at there peek! Cruchtime. Well that skunk saw the school board members and they started screaming but the one's in the back kept pushin the one's in the front out the door toward a skunk at best, and a rapid skunk at worse.
Inew what i had to do. One shot! Carlos Hathcock style.
I had no choice but to take the animal down with a rock from 25 feet away! So i chucked the rock and missed and it hit the concrete just right and cracked (but not to bad) the window of one of the board members BMW's. The worse is that the animal turnd on the board and soaked em good.
Well they blamed ME! Not the skunh! They made ole Jacks the scapegoat. The janitor that was tryin to keep the little childre from gettin skunkbit. I lose my job. Fair? No. Not im my mind. But i awlays recovred and i will again
So don't worry about Jack Blasingame, Kiethstone. I'll be fine. I'll get off the street befor christmas and get me a belly full of turkey. I always land on my feet.
Jack Blasingame,II
Moderator in Training
Your posts are unreadable.
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they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.
Jack
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PJ, is this any relation of yours?
http://www.arkansasonline.com/right2know/crime/?first=&last=blasingame&x=0&y=0 (http://www.arkansasonline.com/right2know/crime/?first=&last=blasingame&x=0&y=0)
I'm not passing judgment, just want you to be aware of this before the media gets wind of it.
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PJ, is this any relation of yours?
http://www.arkansasonline.com/right2know/crime/?first=&last=blasingame&x=0&y=0 (http://www.arkansasonline.com/right2know/crime/?first=&last=blasingame&x=0&y=0)
I'm not passing judgment, just want you to be aware of this before the media gets wind of it.
yeah. but i ain't close to that side of the family anymore. Sparta's kid.
That is what happen when a young kid ends up with to much money at a young age. I think he got into drugs and dealin for a while. What i heard anyway.
I ain't gonna blast Sparta even if he is a good for nothin bastard and liar and a theif. Not to mention adultererer and a fraud and a cheat . He beat a lot of people out of a lot of money. But my motto is just let it be. God wil judge Sparta Blasingame. Maybe he already has. You don't toy with the almighty and make $ off Him and then forget all of it. don't work that way.
Water under the bridge. water under the brige now.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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PJ, is this any relation of yours?
http://www.arkansasonline.com/right2know/crime/?first=&last=blasingame&x=0&y=0 (http://www.arkansasonline.com/right2know/crime/?first=&last=blasingame&x=0&y=0)
I'm not passing judgment, just want you to be aware of this before the media gets wind of it.
yeah. but i ain't close to that side of the family anymore. Sparta's kid.
That is what happen when a young kid ends up with to much money at a young age. I think he got into drugs and dealin for a while. What i heard anyway.
I ain't gonna blast Sparta even if he is a good for nothin bastard and liar and a theif. Not to mention adultererer and a fraud and a cheat . He beat a lot of people out of a lot of money. But my motto is just let it be. God wil judge Sparta Blasingame. Maybe he already has. You don't toy with the almighty and make $ off Him and then forget all of it. don't work that way.
Water under the bridge. water under the brige now.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
You know what, you have just demonstrated what it means to grow up and live in the south to these bunch of Yankees and that is that blood is thicker than H2O (water). We all have black sheep in our family that we aren't proud of but unlike these Northern vagrants growing up and living in the south means you love you family even when they screw up but these idiots on this board wouldn't know anything about that. All they want to do is act stupid and have people pretend to be hog fans and ask for a stupid ride on their way to Dallas when everyone knows that you wouldn't need to go through Arkansas from Kansas to get to Dallas and then the guys avitar shows a hog fan picking his nose with one of those styrofoam big fingers as though theres never been a person from KANSAS pick their nose. These poeple make me sick
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they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.
Jack
I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. :thumbsup:
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they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.
Jack
I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. :thumbsup:
you and that pig......pretty close huh? I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC :horrorsurprise:
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they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.
Jack
I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. :thumbsup:
you and that pig......pretty close huh? I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC :horrorsurprise:
You need to be out raising some money buddy.
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they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.
Jack
I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. :thumbsup:
you and that pig......pretty close huh? I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC :horrorsurprise:
You need to be out raising some money buddy.
I am sure with the salary that an advance could be made and then easily repaid. One thing I always do is pay my debts bak. Now, I'm good for it and you can dock my pay until i get to $500. Hell make it $550. Get your self a little somethin nice Keith. Maybe take the old lady out for a malt. Just have em garnish my wages. easy solution.
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they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.
Jack
I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. :thumbsup:
you and that pig......pretty close huh? I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC :horrorsurprise:
You need to be out raising some money buddy.
LSOC, he could start as a janitor. That's what he's really good at... sweeping pig crap. :lol:
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they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.
Jack
I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. :thumbsup:
you and that pig......pretty close huh? I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC :horrorsurprise:
You need to be out raising some money buddy.
LSOC, he could start as a janitor. That's what he's really good at... sweeping pig crap. :lol:
Pondwater I'm gonna offer up some friendly advice on this one you might think about easing out of this thread it ain't like matchin wits with a mule they have clearly put you in your place
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Well now hold on Malberry it ain't over until......well here in a minute.....Katdaddy will call someone a name ....and it is funny.
Come on Katdaddy. Show that KSU wit. Say it. You know PIGF*CK*R . Come on show ole Marlberry
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Well now hold on Malberry it ain't over until......well here in a minute.....Katdaddy will call someone a name ....and it is funny.
Come on Katdaddy. Show that KSU wit. Say it. You know PIGF*CK*R . Come on show ole Marlberry
You do know you are a guess on our board... please try to act like it. :shakesfist:
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they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.
Jack
I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. :thumbsup:
you and that pig......pretty close huh? I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC :horrorsurprise:
You need to be out raising some money buddy.
I am sure with the salary that an advance could be made and then easily repaid. One thing I always do is pay my debts bak. Now, I'm good for it and you can dock my pay until i get to $500. Hell make it $550. Get your self a little somethin nice Keith. Maybe take the old lady out for a malt. Just have em garnish my wages. easy solution.
Against our bylaws. The initial investment is a buy-in. Just hit up some really rich pigaggie fans in NWA. Or those rappers.
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they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.
Jack
I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. :thumbsup:
you and that pig......pretty close huh? I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC :horrorsurprise:
You need to be out raising some money buddy.
I am sure with the salary that an advance could be made and then easily repaid. One thing I always do is pay my debts bak. Now, I'm good for it and you can dock my pay until i get to $500. Hell make it $550. Get your self a little somethin nice Keith. Maybe take the old lady out for a malt. Just have em garnish my wages. easy solution.
Against our bylaws. The initial investment is a buy-in. Just hit up some really rich pigaggie fans in NWA. Or those rappers.
I not sure that this Hill Billy can earn that much money... not that much money in frog gigging. :gocho:
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they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.
Jack
I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. :thumbsup:
you and that pig......pretty close huh? I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC :horrorsurprise:
You need to be out raising some money buddy.
I am sure with the salary that an advance could be made and then easily repaid. One thing I always do is pay my debts bak. Now, I'm good for it and you can dock my pay until i get to $500. Hell make it $550. Get your self a little somethin nice Keith. Maybe take the old lady out for a malt. Just have em garnish my wages. easy solution.
Against our bylaws. The initial investment is a buy-in. Just hit up some really rich pigaggie fans in NWA. Or those rappers.
I not sure that this Hill Billy can earn that much money... not that much money in frog gigging. :gocho:
the devil you say i did not know ole jacks made a livin giggin frogs i guess you learn something new ever day
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they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.
Jack
I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. :thumbsup:
you and that pig......pretty close huh? I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC :horrorsurprise:
You need to be out raising some money buddy.
I am sure with the salary that an advance could be made and then easily repaid. One thing I always do is pay my debts bak. Now, I'm good for it and you can dock my pay until i get to $500. Hell make it $550. Get your self a little somethin nice Keith. Maybe take the old lady out for a malt. Just have em garnish my wages. easy solution.
Against our bylaws. The initial investment is a buy-in. Just hit up some really rich pigaggie fans in NWA. Or those rappers.
I not sure that this Hill Billy can earn that much money... not that much money in frog gigging. :gocho:
the devil you say i did not know ole jacks made a livin giggin frogs i guess you learn something new ever day
Why else would he have a handle like Pondwater Jack Frog? :confused:
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it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
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it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
I'm late to the show as usual. I would have supported you Jack. You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways. The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit.
Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%
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it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
I'm late to the show as usual. I would have supported you Jack. You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways. The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit.
Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%
Welcome to the board... pigfucker. :fatty:
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it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
I'm late to the show as usual. I would have supported you Jack. You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways. The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit.
Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%
Welcome to the board... pigfucker. :fatty:
Stronguard, Katdaddy is this boards "G-Hog." He is an actual real life albino. and he works as a clown for birthdays as his full time job.
Now Hog fans, I'll have to insist that we DO NOT MAKE FUN OF KATDADDY BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN bein jsut as white as a damn ghost, or refer to his different colored eyes as "freaky." Furthermore, NO HOG FAN WILL TALK ABOUT HOW HE HAS A LAZY EYE that veers off to the left. OR MAKE FUN OF HIM A WORKIN AS A CLOWN.
A man has to make a livin and he (and becasue people discriminate freaks) has a rough time.
Keithstone, could we set up a collection to help Katdaddy. Please post his actuall address so we can send a few care packages.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
I'm late to the show as usual. I would have supported you Jack. You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways. The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit.
Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%
Welcome to the board... pigfucker. :fatty:
Stronguard, Katdaddy is this boards "G-Hog." He is an actual real life albino. and he works as a clown for birthdays as his full time job.
Now Hog fans, I'll have to insist that we DO NOT MAKE FUN OF KATDADDY BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN bein jsut as white as a damn ghost, or refer to his different colored eyes as "freaky." Furthermore, NO HOG FAN WILL TALK ABOUT HOW HE HAS A LAZY EYE that veers off to the left. OR MAKE FUN OF HIM A WORKIN AS A CLOWN.
A man has to make a livin and he (and becasue people discriminate freaks) has a rough time.
Keithstone, could we set up a collection to help Katdaddy. Please post his actuall address so we can send a few care packages.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
Got to.admit I been many things, but I never was a pig wrestler. Please give me some pointers; since I know you're an expert with all the loving you made with so many pigs.
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it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
I'm late to the show as usual. I would have supported you Jack. You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways. The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit.
Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%
Welcome to the board... pigfucker. :fatty:
Stronguard, Katdaddy is this boards "G-Hog." He is an actual real life albino. and he works as a clown for birthdays as his full time job.
Now Hog fans, I'll have to insist that we DO NOT MAKE FUN OF KATDADDY BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN bein jsut as white as a damn ghost, or refer to his different colored eyes as "freaky." Furthermore, NO HOG FAN WILL TALK ABOUT HOW HE HAS A LAZY EYE that veers off to the left. OR MAKE FUN OF HIM A WORKIN AS A CLOWN.
A man has to make a livin and he (and becasue people discriminate freaks) has a rough time.
Keithstone, could we set up a collection to help Katdaddy. Please post his actuall address so we can send a few care packages.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
That's a mighty big heart on display for all of us to see. I will say that I caught Kat's act a few years back in Cherryville and to be honest ole Kat wasn't half bad but the guy who warmed him up was unbelievable. I think his name was Odell and he did things with fireworks that defied the laws of nature. One part of his act Odell comes out peddling a unicycle, jugglin roman candles with a 5 gallon pail of high octane gas strapped to his back. Anywho, put me down for a Big Head ($5) to help out poor Katdaddy
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it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
I'm late to the show as usual. I would have supported you Jack. You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways. The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit.
Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%
Welcome to the board... pigfucker. :fatty:
Stronguard, Katdaddy is this boards "G-Hog." He is an actual real life albino. and he works as a clown for birthdays as his full time job.
Now Hog fans, I'll have to insist that we DO NOT MAKE FUN OF KATDADDY BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN bein jsut as white as a damn ghost, or refer to his different colored eyes as "freaky." Furthermore, NO HOG FAN WILL TALK ABOUT HOW HE HAS A LAZY EYE that veers off to the left. OR MAKE FUN OF HIM A WORKIN AS A CLOWN.
A man has to make a livin and he (and becasue people discriminate freaks) has a rough time.
Keithstone, could we set up a collection to help Katdaddy. Please post his actuall address so we can send a few care packages.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
That's a mighty big heart on display for all of us to see. I will say that I caught Kat's act a few years back in Cherryville and to be honest ole Kat wasn't half bad but the guy who warmed him up was unbelievable. I think his name was Odell and he did things with fireworks that defied the laws of nature. One part of his act Odell comes out peddling a unicycle, jugglin roman candles with a 5 gallon pail of high octane gas strapped to his back. Anywho, put me down for a Big Head ($5) to help out poor Katdaddy
Thanks for the offer Malberry Squeezins and don't I know it's a generous amount of your income, but as soon as ole Pondwater teachs me how to wrestle them pigs you folks have so many of... I'll be rolling in :kstategrad: and not that stuff that those pigs blast back at ole Pondwater when he's getting feisty with them. :party:
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it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
I'm late to the show as usual. I would have supported you Jack. You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways. The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit.
Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%
Welcome to the board... pigfucker. :fatty:
Stronguard, Katdaddy is this boards "G-Hog." He is an actual real life albino. and he works as a clown for birthdays as his full time job.
Now Hog fans, I'll have to insist that we DO NOT MAKE FUN OF KATDADDY BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN bein jsut as white as a damn ghost, or refer to his different colored eyes as "freaky." Furthermore, NO HOG FAN WILL TALK ABOUT HOW HE HAS A LAZY EYE that veers off to the left. OR MAKE FUN OF HIM A WORKIN AS A CLOWN.
A man has to make a livin and he (and becasue people discriminate freaks) has a rough time.
Keithstone, could we set up a collection to help Katdaddy. Please post his actuall address so we can send a few care packages.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
That's a mighty big heart on display for all of us to see. I will say that I caught Kat's act a few years back in Cherryville and to be honest ole Kat wasn't half bad but the guy who warmed him up was unbelievable. I think his name was Odell and he did things with fireworks that defied the laws of nature. One part of his act Odell comes out peddling a unicycle, jugglin roman candles with a 5 gallon pail of high octane gas strapped to his back. Anywho, put me down for a Big Head ($5) to help out poor Katdaddy
Thanks for the offer Malberry Squeezins and don't I know it's a generous amount of your income, but as soon as ole Pondwater teachs me how to wrestle them pigs you folks have so many of... I'll be rolling in :kstategrad: and not that stuff that those pigs blast back at ole Pondwater when he's getting feisty with them. :party:
It almost sets me to ballin watchin someone so pitiful show some pride and I bet you adding pig raslin to your act will be a show stopper when you go to Moundvalley and Coffeville, and I appreciate you letting me off the hook regarding that finsky. Keep your chin up little bunkie, the sun is gonna rise on your side of the street one day.
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it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
I'm late to the show as usual. I would have supported you Jack. You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways. The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit.
Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%
Welcome to the board... pigfucker. :fatty:
Stronguard, Katdaddy is this boards "G-Hog." He is an actual real life albino. and he works as a clown for birthdays as his full time job.
Now Hog fans, I'll have to insist that we DO NOT MAKE FUN OF KATDADDY BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN bein jsut as white as a damn ghost, or refer to his different colored eyes as "freaky." Furthermore, NO HOG FAN WILL TALK ABOUT HOW HE HAS A LAZY EYE that veers off to the left. OR MAKE FUN OF HIM A WORKIN AS A CLOWN.
A man has to make a livin and he (and becasue people discriminate freaks) has a rough time.
Keithstone, could we set up a collection to help Katdaddy. Please post his actuall address so we can send a few care packages.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
That's a mighty big heart on display for all of us to see. I will say that I caught Kat's act a few years back in Cherryville and to be honest ole Kat wasn't half bad but the guy who warmed him up was unbelievable. I think his name was Odell and he did things with fireworks that defied the laws of nature. One part of his act Odell comes out peddling a unicycle, jugglin roman candles with a 5 gallon pail of high octane gas strapped to his back. Anywho, put me down for a Big Head ($5) to help out poor Katdaddy
Thanks for the offer Malberry Squeezins and don't I know it's a generous amount of your income, but as soon as ole Pondwater teachs me how to wrestle them pigs you folks have so many of... I'll be rolling in :kstategrad: and not that stuff that those pigs blast back at ole Pondwater when he's getting feisty with them. :party:
Marlberry Squeezins is tryin to lure you in Katdaddy. Don't go there. he'll take all your money and your bride if you have one. Of coure bein an albino clown you probly don't
J. Holly
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it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
I'm late to the show as usual. I would have supported you Jack. You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways. The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit.
Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%
Welcome to the board... pigfucker. :fatty:
Stronguard, Katdaddy is this boards "G-Hog." He is an actual real life albino. and he works as a clown for birthdays as his full time job.
Now Hog fans, I'll have to insist that we DO NOT MAKE FUN OF KATDADDY BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN bein jsut as white as a damn ghost, or refer to his different colored eyes as "freaky." Furthermore, NO HOG FAN WILL TALK ABOUT HOW HE HAS A LAZY EYE that veers off to the left. OR MAKE FUN OF HIM A WORKIN AS A CLOWN.
A man has to make a livin and he (and becasue people discriminate freaks) has a rough time.
Keithstone, could we set up a collection to help Katdaddy. Please post his actuall address so we can send a few care packages.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
That's a mighty big heart on display for all of us to see. I will say that I caught Kat's act a few years back in Cherryville and to be honest ole Kat wasn't half bad but the guy who warmed him up was unbelievable. I think his name was Odell and he did things with fireworks that defied the laws of nature. One part of his act Odell comes out peddling a unicycle, jugglin roman candles with a 5 gallon pail of high octane gas strapped to his back. Anywho, put me down for a Big Head ($5) to help out poor Katdaddy
Thanks for the offer Malberry Squeezins and don't I know it's a generous amount of your income, but as soon as ole Pondwater teachs me how to wrestle them pigs you folks have so many of... I'll be rolling in :kstategrad: and not that stuff that those pigs blast back at ole Pondwater when he's getting feisty with them. :party:
Marlberry Squeezins is tryin to lure you in Katdaddy. Don't go there. he'll take all your money and your bride if you have one. Of coure bein an albino clown you probly don't
J. Holly
I been thinking about picking up a hobby. Wide hog hunting interests me. Please let me know if you have any pets or relatives living in Kansas; I would feel awful if I shot one of them and dressed it for my pleasure.
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I been thinking about picking up a hobby. Wide hog hunting interests me. Please let me know if you have any pets or relatives living in Kansas; I would feel awful if I shot one of them and dressed it for my pleasure.
Your just raslin the pigs son you ain't havin sext with 'em, save the dress for your wife.
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I been thinking about picking up a hobby. Wide hog hunting interests me. Please let me know if you have any pets or relatives living in Kansas; I would feel awful if I shot one of them and dressed it for my pleasure.
Your just raslin the pigs son you ain't havin sext with 'em, save the dress for your wife.
You guys from ole Arkie crack me up. I wasn't even thinking about puttin a dress on a pig, but if that's what you fellas like down there then go on and do what you like. You know what they say, "to each their own", so jest do as you do in Arkie land. May need to teach you a thing about hunting hogs.
See me at the Cotton Bowl and I'll show you all our people dressed in proper hunting clothes... they'll be wearing purple and watching our team put on a clinic on the proper way to hunt wild pigs. If you're squeamish, don't go. It 'll be a worst beat down then you'll see on those wild hog hunting shows on A & E.
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I been thinking about picking up a hobby. Wide hog hunting interests me. Please let me know if you have any pets or relatives living in Kansas; I would feel awful if I shot one of them and dressed it for my pleasure.
Your just raslin the pigs son you ain't havin sext with 'em, save the dress for your wife.
You guys from ole Arkie crack me up. I wasn't even thinking about puttin a dress on a pig, but if that's what you fellas like down there then go on and do what you like. You know what they say, "to each their own", so jest do as you do in Arkie land. May need to teach you a thing about hunting hogs.
See me at the Cotton Bowl and I'll show you all our people dressed in proper hunting clothes... they'll be wearing purple and watching our team put on a clinic on the proper way to hunt wild pigs. If you're squeamish, don't go. It 'll be a worst beat down then you'll see on those wild hog hunting shows on A & E.
you wear purple to go Hog huntin? Never heard of a man wearin purple. Now my niece, Leisha? Favorite color. She has a purple dress with sequins that she goes dancin in and a Sundy go to meetin dress that has some purple.
Just hard to imagine that we'll get beat by a team wearin a womans color. I cain't imagin anyone sayin "hey watch out for that gang of really tough guys over there....that group of grown men a wearin purple!" It just don't sound right.
J. HOlly Blasingame, II
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Don't hate our team because they look fabulous.
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Don't hate our team because they look fabulous.
Don't worry. I don't hate them becasue they don't look fabulous. I would never hate anyone becasue of wearin girl colors. Every team has a right to dress like a pack of squaws if they want.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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Don't hate our team because they look fabulous.
Don't worry. I don't hate them becasue they don't look fabulous. I would never hate anyone becasue of wearin girl colors. Every team has a right to dress like a pack of squaws if they want.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
pig mascot. Ironic?
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Keithstone. You seem tense lately. is everthing ok?
Don't tell me that Gadabout homewrecker....Marlberry Squeezins has made a pass by your neighborhood for the hoidays and put a smile on your old ladys face! That SOB is known for that here as well as all over the South.
You and Mrs. Stone need counseling and you a new start. Don't wash the sheets. Throw em out! Bed too. The smell that greasy mongrel leaves behind will stay in that matress of yours from now till Kingdom come. Furthermore, if he has been there, which it sounds like he might have been, simply understand that she can't stop smilin but that has no reflection on you as a man.
Frankly if you'd have let me in the Moderater club I'd have banned his worthless ass as soon as he got here.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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You are very defensive. I am sorry for picking on you to this point.
I will lay off because you get super mad.
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Pj, should I merge with your other meltdowns?
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Keithstone. You seem tense lately. is everthing ok?
Don't tell me that Gadabout homewrecker....Marlberry Squeezins has made a pass by your neighborhood for the hoidays and put a smile on your old ladys face! That SOB is known for that here as well as all over the South.
You and Mrs. Stone need counseling and you a new start. Don't wash the sheets. Throw em out! Bed too. The smell that greasy mongrel leaves behind will stay in that matress of yours from now till Kingdom come. Furthermore, if he has been there, which it sounds like he might have been, simply understand that she can't stop smilin but that has no reflection on you as a man.
Frankly if you'd have let me in the Moderater club I'd have banned his worthless ass as soon as he got here.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
Now hold on there just one second, Ms. Stone and I weren't doing nothing of the sort, I had a toothache and she got me a glass of water and some advil and let me rest on the coouch until it went away.
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You are very defensive. I am sorry for picking on you to this point.
I will lay off because you get super mad.
pickin on me?! Hell I thought we was friends. I would have warned you about Marlberry if I new he was targeting your old lady! You know I would, buddy! (Don't worry, that wife of yours ain't none the worse for wear...no pun attended). why I'll bet after he got done layin the pipe with her she had a golden glow that lasted the holidays. Sometime an episode of infidelity with old Marberry will rekindle a spark in the sack. After screwin his greasy mongrel ass she'll have a new appreciation for you.
The thing is, during this time of year, be happy you got yourself a good woman -that made a mistake. Who's Ole Romance got? Nobody. Stayin at the shelter agin usin the community computer in the office. hell I got runned out of Walmark yesterday and hit with a Hillshire Farm summer sausage when a lady thought I was tryin to steal her purse. (Big misunderstanding!)
normally about July I try to find a widder to target (one with $ and a warm house and bed) and cozy up to her during the fall so I got a place to lite during the holidays. This year? Nothin.
But anyway, I don't wish you no ill will. Hell I don't think MS does either. That homewrecker is as opportunist as a grey squirrell.
To bad OK Cat, Rams, Mocat and Winters are all closet gays or he might make a pass by their house....give a taste of a real man. But they are all in a circle train right now..(or workin over that poor Winters :horrorsurprise:)
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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How do you compete with smooth like this Jacks? All Ms. Stone done was help a stranger sooth a toothache, quit stirrin stuff up Jacks.
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Pj meltdown alert.
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How do you compete with smooth like this Jacks? All Ms. Stone done was help a stranger sooth a toothache, quit stirrin stuff up Jacks.
I'll be damned! Keith. You are a handsome man! I don't know why Mrs. Stone would let a filthy mongrel like Marlberry warm her bed while you were out of town. It don't make cents! (but i understand that Marlberry did make a few dollars that day - seems there's a few things that old Keith dont want to do that Marlberry was fine with)
Anyhow that ain't the issue. Marlberry, you need to quit the damned greasin around these moderater houses! were all gonna get throwed off here and by damned when that happens it is on you!
You need to find someone that ain't such an easy target! quit pickin on church folk and such.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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How do you compete with smooth like this Jacks? All Ms. Stone done was help a stranger sooth a toothache, quit stirrin stuff up Jacks.
I'll be damned! Keith. You are a handsome man! I don't know why Mrs. Stone would let a filthy mongrel like Marlberry warm her bed while you were out of town. It don't make cents! (but i understand that Marlberry did make a few dollars that day - seems there's a few things that old Keith dont want to do that Marlberry was fine with)
Anyhow that ain't the issue. Marlberry, you need to quit the damned greasin around these moderater houses! were all gonna get throwed off here and by damned when that happens it is on you!
You need to find someone that ain't such an easy target! quit pickin on church folk and such.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
Ok, this has gone too far, all I did was go by and got a glass of water and some advil for my tooth. Ms. Stone did suggest I take a little shot of Old Crow but strictly for medicinal purposes. This is suppose to be a football board, let's get back to talkin x's and o's. I think Calvin Klein is going to cause some problems for our defense, what do you think Keith?
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I THINK the damned Calvin Kliens hit the damned floor but quick after the shot of Old Crow!
And that was uncalled for. Look Marlberry, if you wanna shank somebody's old lady don't pick a damned moderater! This has all but ruined my chance to be a mod here!
I think we should all get a collection together and buy some gifts for our hosts.
Winters and Pack of Faggots each neeed tastefull feather boas. Something pink.
Healin people,
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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Wow. Best meltdown yet. He won't stop.
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And I'll just go right on ahead and say it! I think that Marlberry Squeezins needs to take the $$$$$ he's generating at an alarmnig pace and pay for an episiotomy for Keith Stone's wife. There. It's out there. Let the healin, both mental and physical begin.
Now I do NOT and WILL NOT endorse anyone payin for ass surgery for the Pack of Faggots (OK Cat, Mocat, Rams and the poor reamed Winters) onaccout they'll tear it up agin later. they can pay to tighten that up if they want.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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I can feel his anger in every post. This is going very badly for the head pigaggie.
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I can feel his anger in every post. This is going very badly for the head pigaggie.
Don't ban Marlberry! Wait. Wait Wait. cooler heads!
We can get thru this. First step as I see it is to make me a Moderater. That will help a lot. I could shoulder the work that you guys are havin to do.
Waive the fee and elevate my status.
J. Holly Blasingame II
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I'm not talking to you Jacks, I had a headache the women got me some tylenol, I washed it down with tequila. I bumped my knee and we rolled up my pants leg to ice it down my knee, I may have taken another shot of tequila but that's where it ended. Now can we please get back to talking football? I've been here for more than a week and I can't get anyone to talk x's and o's. How good is ya'll's special teams? This contest may just come down to that, what do you think Keith?
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I'm not talking to you Jacks, I had a headache the women got me some tylenol, I washed it down with tequila. I bumped my knee and we rolled up my pants leg to ice it down my knee, I may have taken another shot of tequila but that's where it ended. Now can we please get back to talking football? I've been here for more than a week and I can't get anyone to talk x's and o's. How good is ya'll's special teams? This contest may just come down to that, what do you think Keith?
Heachaches? what about a headache of "WHOP WHOP WHOP WHOP WHOP" agin the headboard? What about that headache? You dirty SOB, I know how you run and now Mrs. Stone with a concussion and needin an episiotomy where you .....well you know!
Anyhow. There is not even light between me and Keith on this issue! Marlbeeryy has to pay for the episiotomy and issue an apology and get the pack of Faggots each a tastefull - but elegant- pink feather boa.
Healin people...one at a time,
J. Holly blasingame,II
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PondWater hates me so hard.
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PondWater hates me so hard.
Keith Stone you are honestly my favorite KSU poster. But you are an eliteist and down want "Old Ham and Beans" to be a moderater.
Can you admit that? you have a problem with me bein a Moderater. Right?
Does it look that way to anyone eslt?
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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And just because my school is better at sports and my state is richer. Seems crazy to me.
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And just because my school is better at sports and my state is richer. Seems crazy to me.
fine fine fine. Belief that if you need to. hell some people think they was never dinosaurs some thinks there was. But brass tacks,...............you don't want "Ole Jacks" as a moderater. Right? because I ain't got the status.
J. Holly
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crickets.
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Kieth? buddy?
Ban Marlbeery if you need revenge but make me a moderater and I'll make sure that nobody....NOBODY....shanks your old lady again.
AND I WILL PERSONALLY SHAKE THE DAMN MONEY OUT OF MARLBEERRYY FOR THAT Episiotomy for your old lady. (He shouldn't have stretched her like that, very poor taste)
Your friend,
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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Keith? .....Keith?
(ahem) well, I hope to hell your happy Marlberry. All your fault as far as I am concernt.
Keith, l have read a book on counseling. (well an article really) Let me do a three way with your wife. A call I mean.
I think I can help you guys.
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Keith. Old freind. Don't cry. Shhhh. now hush.
Talk to em up there. let's make ole Jacks a moderater. New sherriff.
Law and order.
Jack
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Kieth? buddy?
Ban Marlbeery if you need revenge but make me a moderater and I'll make sure that nobody....NOBODY....shanks your old lady again.
AND I WILL PERSONALLY SHAKE THE DAMN MONEY OUT OF MARLBEERRYY FOR THAT Episiotomy for your old lady. (He shouldn't have stretched her like that, very poor taste)
Your friend,
J. Holly Blasingame, II
Keith is on to you Jacks, he knows the only thing in the world that happened was Ms. Stone nursed my headache and I put some ice on her knee after she bumped her leg on the coffee table. that's what people do Jack when something happens, they assist one another but you wouldn't know nothing about that because you are a black hearted buzzard and Keith sees right through your discise.
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And I hope you never make Moderator now
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This whole stupid thing is your fault to begin with Jacks. All in the world I was doing was going by Keth's place to give him some money for pooor ole Katdady which was one of your hairbrained ideas to begin with. I have a severe form of Mybrained headaches and they come on me all of the sudden. All Ms. Stone did was help a person who showed up on her doorstep lookin to help someone elset and you turn into something raunchy. I'm a tax payer and an American citizen and a Good Republican and I'm no longer going to sit here and watch you make up crazy stories. For the last time and this will be the last time I tell my side of the story. I got a mybrained, Ms. Stone got me some tylenol and we did a couple of three shots of tequila and she massaged my neck because she had heard that might help a mybrain. She went to the bedroom to grab a massager that vibrates and bumped her knee on the night stand and it was simply easier to hike up her skirt to get at her kneee with an ice pack. The only kissin that took place was when I kissed her knee to make it feel better and that's it. I ain't discussing this matter any further.
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This whole stupid thing is your fault to begin with Jacks. All in the world I was doing was going by Keth's place to give him some money for pooor ole Katdady which was one of your hairbrained ideas to begin with. I have a severe form of Mybrained headaches and they come on me all of the sudden. All Ms. Stone did was help a person who showed up on her doorstep lookin to help someone elset and you turn into something raunchy. I'm a tax payer and an American citizen and a Good Republican and I'm no longer going to sit here and watch you make up crazy stories. For the last time and this will be the last time I tell my side of the story. I got a mybrained, Ms. Stone got me some tylenol and we did a couple of three shots of tequila and she massaged my neck because she had heard that might help a mybrain. She went to the bedroom and bumped her knee on the night stand and it was simply easier to hike up her skirt to get at her kneee with an ice pack. The only kissin that took place was when I kissed her knee to make it feel better and that's it. I ain't discussing this matter any further.
.....on the night stand.....kissed her knee.....that's how it always starts. Fore long you was a pumpin and a sweatin ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ZK1DvTBpw&feature=related
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This whole stupid thing is your fault to begin with Jacks. All in the world I was doing was going by Keth's place to give him some money for pooor ole Katdady which was one of your hairbrained ideas to begin with. I have a severe form of Mybrained headaches and they come on me all of the sudden. All Ms. Stone did was help a person who showed up on her doorstep lookin to help someone elset and you turn into something raunchy. I'm a tax payer and an American citizen and a Good Republican and I'm no longer going to sit here and watch you make up crazy stories. For the last time and this will be the last time I tell my side of the story. I got a mybrained, Ms. Stone got me some tylenol and we did a couple of three shots of tequila and she massaged my neck because she had heard that might help a mybrain. She went to the bedroom to grab a massager that vibrates and bumped her knee on the night stand and it was simply easier to hike up her skirt to get at her kneee with an ice pack. The only kissin that took place was when I kissed her knee to make it feel better and that's it. I ain't discussing this matter any further.
:nono: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySdRUWYJhsk&feature=related
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Alright Jacks the gloves is off. You just had to keep rattlin that stick against the cage didn't ya:;? Well let me ask you something Jacks, how come Ms. Stone had a half bottle of dirty bird and a whole basket of lemons and limes? Everyone knows that Jack Blasingames drink of choice is Old Crow with freshly squeezed lemons and limes? Who was that I heard scuttle out the back door when I rung the door bell? And why was there two glasses on the coffee table reakin Old Crow? And why was the phrase OLD ROMANCE 9:30 to 9:36 written in her daytimer? I guess it was just a coinkydink that I got there at 9:35 and I hear someone scuttle out the back door.
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........................The Blasingame Musk is a powerful sexual opiate. It is a natural musk produced in the sweat of all the Blasingame men.
:bawl:
It hangs on the breeze..........thick as bull semen and heavy on the tongue like a peice of sweet cherry pie. :lick: ...................... I didn't ask for it to be this way. I don't even know if it was his wife for sure. If it was I am sorry. No woman can resist the Blasingame Musk. Fathered many a bastard child becasue of it.
So many times I'll end up slappin leather with a woman and really all I wanted was to be held.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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Pj is so angry at me I feel bad. Dammit
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This time off will do him good. Pj had some rage issues. Also some self esteem issues.
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your a gonna ban me? I am your greatest ally on this board. You don't need to run me off you need me to be put as a moderater.
PWJ
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Jack, I know we're kinfolk and all, but if you bad mouth squaws again...well...we'll discuss at the watch party.
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your a gonna ban me? I am your greatest ally on this board. You don't need to run me off you need me to be put as a moderater.
PWJ
Quite the contrary. I'm going to help with your anger and self esteem problems.
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Jack, I know we're kinfolk and all, but if you bad mouth squaws again...well...we'll discuss at the watch party.
Now Greenwood, just watch yourself boy. I've been friends with PJ for a long time and won't put up with your sass. He has taken precious time that he could be using to do a whole variety of things and has uncovered a lot of malfeasance regarding a EMAW moderators wife and Ol' Squeezins. He alerted Keith about the slippery ways Squeezins has with unsatisfied women in time for Keith to do somethin about it. He probably saved ol KeithStone near 100k just for the feed and care of the poor bastard child. Be careful though Keith. SOme of those "family planning clinics" up in your neck of the woods..errr...fields have been known to be targeted by extremists. Make sure youcheck the place out real good before you and the Ms. make your scheduled visit
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Pondwater Jack should be made a moderator. The moderators on this board are needle-dick, brainless, underhanded sycophants. PWJ would make a great addition and counterbalance to that collection of douche bags.
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Pondwater Jack should be made a moderator. The moderators on this board are needle-dick, brainless, underhanded sycophants. PWJ would make a great addition and counterbalance to that collection of douche bags.
Thank you Fake Sugar Dick, you racist piece of crap. I don't think the Real Sugar Dick could have said it better.
You Mods should listen to Fake Sugar Dick! You hear?!! Make me a mod and I'll clean this joint up a bit.
When I am apponted Mod, my first act will be a joint commission of Kansas St. Fans and Arkanas fans.
None other than Kstates own, Fake Sugar Dick will make a list of people that need to be banned and I will deliver SWIFT JUSTICE. PoW! POW! POW! POW!
Just that quick.
Strongard, as always I'll have you bust a couple of jaws and we'll clean up this bung hole of a bored! Greenwood, your a under handed SOB! Since your side got the $ you've always a Lorded it over me. Well wait til I make Mod and well see.
Fightin Mad
Jack Blasingame, II
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None other than Kstates own, Fake Sugar Dick will make a list of people that need to be banned and I will deliver SWIFT JUSTICE. PoW! POW! POW! POW!
Just that quick.
Fightin Mad
Jack Blasingame, II
You sound like Barney Fife choppin up a still
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None other than Kstates own, Fake Sugar Dick will make a list of people that need to be banned and I will deliver SWIFT JUSTICE. PoW! POW! POW! POW!
Just that quick.
Fightin Mad
Jack Blasingame, II
You sound like Barney Fife choppin up a still
well? Barney new right from wrong! He dang sure didn't pull Aint Bee's corset and hoist her legs up in the air and leave her layin there.....dazed and confused.............like a gutted snowbird! Can you say the same for yourself? Well!?!?!
PWJ
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I believe it's time to reopen this election. The people need Jack back turn this place around.
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nope.
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Looks to me like the poll spoke for itself. Hero sammiches and yes's with the win. I'm guessing you were in the minority with probably the drag queen votes right?
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5 posts in and already the bigot inside is shining brightly, sad.
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No need for that. I'm very open to other opinions. Your panties must just be in a wad. Reaffirming my guess on which way you voted.
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i was just kidding with you bud and was about to welcome you to the blog but these micro aggressions are very offending
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All part of the fun.
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sadly first impressions are not
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You wouldn't have wanted me to show weakness out of the gate now would you?
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yeah thats all part of the fun
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Sorry to disappoint. Now back to it. From what I've read tonight this place needs some more action. Just what are the rules for how NSFW we can get in here and get this place going.
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This was gonna be the year for the PigCult.
Now it's beggin for nasty ass malt liquor posing as beer at the Liberty Bowl.
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Sorry to disappoint. Now back to it. From what I've read tonight this place needs some more action. Just what are the rules for how NSFW we can get in here and get this place going.
no nudes and quite being a bigot, other than that go nuts
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Sorry to disappoint. Now back to it. From what I've read tonight this place neemds some more action. Just what are the rules for how NSFW we can get in here and get this place going.
It's a #family blog so keep the pics of your sister to yourself.
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Again with the bigot. Haven't we already covered this? It's revolving talking points like this that keep us from moving forward. Come on train I accept your apology and we can move on.
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OK. so what are we moving forward to, more purple people eater jokes?
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Sounds like a good start. I'll let you go first.
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well, i have compiled a few facts that i know for certain are true, can you help me add some more so we can learn more about your state and school?
factsaboutarkansas.github.io (http://factsaboutarkansas.github.io)
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Now that's more like it. :cheers: Did you ever see the study comparing Kansas State fans and tornadoes in Kansas? They eventually all end up in a trailer park.
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i have not, do you have a link to it?
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oh i have a good one. have you ever heard the true in real life(IRL) fact that arkansas has never won an SEC championship? :lol:
i about crap my pants because i was like, "i had no idea arkansas was even in the SEC" and upon looking it up i found out they have been for 24 years. crazy stuff ya know
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word to the wise, i am not the one you want to piss off with auto download links.
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Who's getting pissed off here tonight? I thought we were having fun.
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i'm not. i was just letting you know.
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i will say, only somebody that has no comeback would resort to that level, very sad, and not at all surprising from a trash arkansas fan. pretty typical actually.
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I vote hero sandwich. What say you?
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i see your computer is gonna be a part of a bot army pretty soon.
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You confuse me train. Are you letting the back and forth get to you.
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You confuse me train. Are you letting the back and forth get to you.
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do they not teach punctuation there? is that a statement? a question?
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You confuse me train. Are you letting the back and forth get to you.
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do they not teach punctuation there? is that a statement? a question?
To answer your question, it was a question. Also besides learning punctuation, I was also taught capitalization. Example, first letter of the first word in a sentence should always be capitalized. Thought I might clear that up for you since you like correct grammar. On a side note try to refrain from using sentence fragments as well.
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You confuse me train. Are you letting the back and forth get to you.
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do they not teach punctuation there? is that a statement? a question?
To answer your question, it was a question. Also besides learning punctuation, I was also taught capitalization. Example, first letter of the first word in a sentence should always be capitalized. Thought I might clear that up for you since you like correct grammar. On a side note try to refrain from using sentence fragments as well.
care to clear up any errors in the facts of this post? i couldnt find any.
oh i have a good one. have you ever heard the true in real life(IRL) fact that arkansas has never won an SEC championship? :lol:
i about crap my pants because i was like, "i had no idea arkansas was even in the SEC" and upon looking it up i found out they have been for 24 years. crazy stuff ya know
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True facts there. Here are some more true facts for you. Kansas state was the statistical worst NCAA team with a record of 299-509-41 until you all hired Snyder. Also how many national championships can you claim? Enjoy the ride while you can. Keep telling yourself the rare Big 12 championship you have is anywhere equivalent to the SEC. Snyder will leave you for retirement agin and you will sink back into true ways.
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True facts there.
thanks for establishing the obvious, finally.
Also how many national championships can you claim?
the same number as you, 0. the national champion in 1964 was alabama. period. reggie bush won the heisman in 2005, not vince young. you have 0 national championships, and 0 SEC championships. the cats casually won another conference championship in football since we last played you, 4 years ago. it actually wasnt that big of deal, we had 3 total that year, in all the major sports :zzz:
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Guess Mo.Hog surrendered.
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Why are visitors always so anxious to post nsfw crap? It is almost 2016, there is enough porn. Good grief.
Gonna win 'em all!
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He can send me a 17k word essay to state his claim.
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Good Morning!!!!
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Just what the hell is going on in here and why the hell is Pondwater Jack banned!?
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your a gonna ban me? I am your greatest ally on this board. You don't need to run me off you need me to be put as a moderater.
PWJ
Jack, I'm working on this for you
plus I'll just give you my damn login creds in the meantime
did Scarlett's Slatherdome make it in? Scarlett?
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Sorry to disappoint. Now back to it. From what I've read tonight this place needs some more action. Just what are the rules for how NSFW we can get in here and get this place going.
no nudes and quite being a bigot, other than that go nuts
No nudes?
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okay I'm changing my avi to Emilio Estevez
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OK. so what are we moving forward to, more purple people eater jokes?
:lol:
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let's go ahead and bump this to give EMAW a well-deserved guilt trip
will also give me a chance to post that dancing Bill emoticon
:billdance:
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Moist Madeline Albright will be our initial emissary towards the reinstatement on Pondwater Jack, aka Jack Holly Blasingame. Who's the emaw brass round here that manages bantments?
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Moist Madeline Albright will be our initial emissary towards the reinstatement on Pondwater Jack, aka Jack Holly Blasingame. Who's the emaw brass round here that manages bantments?
Dickstone
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Moist Madeline Albright will be our initial emissary towards the reinstatement on Pondwater Jack, aka Jack Holly Blasingame. Who's the emaw brass round here that manages bantments?
Dickstone
Prolly won't be much dick or stone left after visiting with good ol Moist Madeline Albright.
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Moist Madeline Albright will be our initial emissary towards the reinstatement on Pondwater Jack, aka Jack Holly Blasingame. Who's the emaw brass round here that manages bantments?
Dickstone
Prolly won't be much dick or stone left after visiting with good ol Moist Madeline Albright.
I telling you guys if this Moist Madeline Albright is a fresh meaty meat goat, you'll all be banned!!! :horrorsurprise:
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katdaddy is in his element right now :love:
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Moist Madeline Albright will be our initial emissary towards the reinstatement on Pondwater Jack, aka Jack Holly Blasingame. Who's the emaw brass round here that manages bantments?
Dickstone
Prolly won't be much dick or stone left after visiting with good ol Moist Madeline Albright.
I telling you guys if this Moist Madeline Albright is a fresh meaty meat goat, you'll all be banned!!! :horrorsurprise:
Once you see Madeline Albright, especially when moist, you'll be wishing for any kind of meaty meat goat.
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Moist Madeline Albright will be our initial emissary towards the reinstatement on Pondwater Jack, aka Jack Holly Blasingame. Who's the emaw brass round here that manages bantments?
Dickstone
Prolly won't be much dick or stone left after visiting with good ol Moist Madeline Albright.
I telling you guys if this Moist Madeline Albright is a fresh meaty meat goat, you'll all be banned!!! :horrorsurprise:
This can be arranged
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Has Jack been unbanned yet? He's got to see some of this crap...
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no frito pie, therefore the pole is invalid.