Pondwater Jack ....Moderater?

[pondwater jack]

Now Kiethstone, the last thing i want to see is YOU troubled by ME a grovelin!

I am deeply saddend by the thought of you being depressed.   Ole Jacks is kinda like a housecat tossed out a window of a apartment building.  I always land on my feet.  Both of em.  The good one and the frostbit one. 

I remeber one time i got charge (wrongfully) for breakin an enetering.  I had a case of the green apple trots and decide to go to work anyway (janitor at a high school - with a damn good football team and coach).  We'll i had just got off the can and went outside around 11am topick up a weedeater.  Well there was a skunk on the playground and so i thought that ain't no good (hydrophopie).  So i gave in and started chasin his with a rock in each hand.

We rounded the corner at the front of the building and he got ready to let it fly so i froze up!  I was caught in midstride and couldn't move (almost doing the splitts) with my arm back up over my head like a scorpion waitin to strike.  He was up on his front two legs and aimed right at me.  I knew if i even twitched he'd fire.

Well i had forgot that the schoolboard was inside meetin for the month and so when i saw them comin out the side door a few feet. Passed the skunk i knew i had to act fast.  That is where the blasingame men usually are at there peek!  Cruchtime.  Well that skunk saw the school board members and they started screaming but the one's in the back kept pushin the one's in the front out the door toward a skunk at best, and a rapid skunk at worse.

Inew what i had to do.  One shot!  Carlos Hathcock style.

I had no choice but to take the animal down with a rock from 25 feet away!  So i chucked the rock and missed and it hit the concrete just right and cracked (but not to bad) the window of one of the board members BMW's.  The worse is that the animal turnd on the board and soaked em good. 

Well they blamed ME!  Not the skunh!  They made ole Jacks the scapegoat.  The janitor that was tryin to keep the little childre from gettin skunkbit.  I lose my job.  Fair? No.  Not im my mind.  But i awlays recovred and i will again

So don't worry about Jack Blasingame, Kiethstone.  I'll be fine.  I'll get off the street befor christmas and get me a belly full of turkey.  I always land on my feet.

Jack Blasingame,II
Moderator in Training

[Dugout DickStone]

Now Kiethstone, the last thing i want to see is YOU troubled by ME a grovelin!

I am deeply saddend by the thought of you being depressed.   Ole Jacks is kinda like a housecat tossed out a window of a apartment building.  I always land on my feet.  Both of em.  The good one and the frostbit one. 

I remeber one time i got charge (wrongfully) for breakin an enetering.  I had a case of the green apple trots and decide to go to work anyway (janitor at a high school - with a damn good football team and coach).  We'll i had just got off the can and went outside around 11am topick up a weedeater.  Well there was a skunk on the playground and so i thought that ain't no good (hydrophopie).  So i gave in and started chasin his with a rock in each hand.

We rounded the corner at the front of the building and he got ready to let it fly so i froze up!  I was caught in midstride and couldn't move (almost doing the splitts) with my arm back up over my head like a scorpion waitin to strike.  He was up on his front two legs and aimed right at me.  I knew if i even twitched he'd fire.

Well i had forgot that the schoolboard was inside meetin for the month and so when i saw them comin out the side door a few feet. Passed the skunk i knew i had to act fast.  That is where the blasingame men usually are at there peek!  Cruchtime.  Well that skunk saw the school board members and they started screaming but the one's in the back kept pushin the one's in the front out the door toward a skunk at best, and a rapid skunk at worse.

Inew what i had to do.  One shot!  Carlos Hathcock style.

I had no choice but to take the animal down with a rock from 25 feet away!  So i chucked the rock and missed and it hit the concrete just right and cracked (but not to bad) the window of one of the board members BMW's.  The worse is that the animal turnd on the board and soaked em good. 

Well they blamed ME!  Not the skunh!  They made ole Jacks the scapegoat.  The janitor that was tryin to keep the little childre from gettin skunkbit.  I lose my job.  Fair? No.  Not im my mind.  But i awlays recovred and i will again

So don't worry about Jack Blasingame, Kiethstone.  I'll be fine.  I'll get off the street befor christmas and get me a belly full of turkey.  I always land on my feet.

Jack Blasingame,II
Moderator in Training

That school board member could loan you the $500 if they have a BMW.  Problem solved.

[Greenwood Leflore]

Jack, tell 'em what they did to you at Memphis and what you did to make it a better place.

[pondwater jack]

Jack, tell 'em what they did to you at Memphis and what you did to make it a better place.

oh memphis.....where do  I begin.  Is it even worth it.  I'll open that can o' worms tonight when I get me some cheep wine and slip it in the libary.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

[pondwater jack]

Jack, tell 'em what they did to you at Memphis and what you did to make it a better place.

Memphis.....that was a lot of winters ago.

No sir.  I hadn't thought about Memphis in a while.  Or love for that matter.  I was workin on the river doin somethin unimportant for nobody and i used to go to a cat house ever Friday.  it was the 70's and i was just a kid.  Whet behind the ears.  I met a dancin girl name of Peaches.  She was creole stripper and she and I had a connection.  I'd talk and she'd drink and listen.  we got a long the best you ever seen.  I had planned to marry her but she belonged to another man...

I was 25 and living in and around the Memphis area, as I mentioned in another thread I took to chasin a creole stripper named Peaches.  It came down to her having to choose between me and a guy that looked just like Richard Roundtree what played "Shaft."  He was a tall guy and pretty violent. 

One night I came in to the dance hall and there he was puttin his paws all over my Peaches.  I said hey you Shaft-lookin' SOB how'd you like to be taken down a notch or too. 

Now if you can imagaine a tornado made of fists, gold chains, hair picks and afrosheen...well that's waht I was fightin. 

Anyway, he won the fight and stole my Peaches and as he was walkin to the door, I was wakin up and said some smart remark and he took the time to stop and break a pool cue over my neck before leaving.  I always thought that was a dirty move and said i"d never do that to anybody under ANY circumstances. 

now that bein said I would probly break a pool cue over the necks of OK Cat, Mocat and Rams (Gary and Ace- gay duo) and Katdaddy.  Likin the presents of Swiftcat is an aquired taste like Gin (tastes like flowers but after a while it grows on you) so he's probly ok now.  But I cain't wait to ban the hell out of those other guys. 

J. Holly Blasingame, II

Mod in training

[kim carnes]

Now Kiethstone, the last thing i want to see is YOU troubled by ME a grovelin!

I am deeply saddend by the thought of you being depressed.   Ole Jacks is kinda like a housecat tossed out a window of a apartment building.  I always land on my feet.  Both of em.  The good one and the frostbit one. 

I remeber one time i got charge (wrongfully) for breakin an enetering.  I had a case of the green apple trots and decide to go to work anyway (janitor at a high school - with a damn good football team and coach).  We'll i had just got off the can and went outside around 11am topick up a weedeater.  Well there was a skunk on the playground and so i thought that ain't no good (hydrophopie).  So i gave in and started chasin his with a rock in each hand.

We rounded the corner at the front of the building and he got ready to let it fly so i froze up!  I was caught in midstride and couldn't move (almost doing the splitts) with my arm back up over my head like a scorpion waitin to strike.  He was up on his front two legs and aimed right at me.  I knew if i even twitched he'd fire.

Well i had forgot that the schoolboard was inside meetin for the month and so when i saw them comin out the side door a few feet. Passed the skunk i knew i had to act fast.  That is where the blasingame men usually are at there peek!  Cruchtime.  Well that skunk saw the school board members and they started screaming but the one's in the back kept pushin the one's in the front out the door toward a skunk at best, and a rapid skunk at worse.

Inew what i had to do.  One shot!  Carlos Hathcock style.

I had no choice but to take the animal down with a rock from 25 feet away!  So i chucked the rock and missed and it hit the concrete just right and cracked (but not to bad) the window of one of the board members BMW's.  The worse is that the animal turnd on the board and soaked em good. 

Well they blamed ME!  Not the skunh!  They made ole Jacks the scapegoat.  The janitor that was tryin to keep the little childre from gettin skunkbit.  I lose my job.  Fair? No.  Not im my mind.  But i awlays recovred and i will again

So don't worry about Jack Blasingame, Kiethstone.  I'll be fine.  I'll get off the street befor christmas and get me a belly full of turkey.  I always land on my feet.

Jack Blasingame,II
Moderator in Training

Your posts are unreadable.

[pondwater jack]

they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.

Jack

[RightMeow]

 

[MadCat]

PJ, is this any relation of yours?
http://www.arkansasonline.com/right2know/crime/?first=&last=blasingame&x=0&y=0

I'm not passing judgment, just want you to be aware of this before the media gets wind of it.

[pondwater jack]

PJ, is this any relation of yours?
http://www.arkansasonline.com/right2know/crime/?first=&last=blasingame&x=0&y=0

I'm not passing judgment, just want you to be aware of this before the media gets wind of it.

yeah.  but i ain't close to that side of the family anymore.  Sparta's kid. 

That is what happen when a young kid ends up with to much money at a young age.  I think he got into drugs and dealin for a while.  What i heard anyway. 

I ain't gonna blast Sparta even if he is a good for nothin bastard and liar and a theif.  Not to mention adultererer and a fraud and a cheat .  He beat a lot of people out of a lot of money.  But my motto is just let it be.  God wil judge Sparta Blasingame.  Maybe he already has.  You don't toy with the almighty and make $ off Him and then forget all of it.  don't work that way. 

Water under the bridge.  water under the brige now. 

J. Holly Blasingame, II

[Malberry Squeezins]

PJ, is this any relation of yours?
http://www.arkansasonline.com/right2know/crime/?first=&last=blasingame&x=0&y=0

I'm not passing judgment, just want you to be aware of this before the media gets wind of it.

yeah.  but i ain't close to that side of the family anymore.  Sparta's kid. 

That is what happen when a young kid ends up with to much money at a young age.  I think he got into drugs and dealin for a while.  What i heard anyway. 

I ain't gonna blast Sparta even if he is a good for nothin bastard and liar and a theif.  Not to mention adultererer and a fraud and a cheat .  He beat a lot of people out of a lot of money.  But my motto is just let it be.  God wil judge Sparta Blasingame.  Maybe he already has.  You don't toy with the almighty and make $ off Him and then forget all of it.  don't work that way. 

Water under the bridge.  water under the brige now. 

J. Holly Blasingame, II

You know what, you have just demonstrated what it means to grow up and live in the south to these bunch of Yankees and that is that blood is thicker than H2O (water).  We all have black sheep in our family that we aren't proud of but unlike these Northern vagrants growing up and living in the south means you love you family even when they screw up but these idiots on this board wouldn't know anything about that.  All they want to do is act stupid and have people pretend to be hog fans and ask for a stupid ride on their way to Dallas when everyone knows that you wouldn't need to go through Arkansas from Kansas to get to Dallas and then the guys avitar shows a hog fan picking his nose with one of those styrofoam big fingers as though theres never been a person from KANSAS pick their nose.  These poeple make me sick

[Katpappy]

they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.

Jack

I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. 

[pondwater jack]

they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.

Jack

I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. 

you and that pig......pretty close huh?  I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC

[Dugout DickStone]

they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.

Jack

I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. 

you and that pig......pretty close huh?  I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC

You need to be out raising some money buddy.

[pondwater jack]

they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.

Jack

I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. 

you and that pig......pretty close huh?  I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC

You need to be out raising some money buddy.

I am sure with the salary that an advance could be made and then easily repaid.  One thing I always do is pay my debts bak.  Now, I'm good for it and you can dock my pay until i get to $500.   Hell make it $550.  Get your self a little somethin nice Keith.  Maybe take the old lady out for a malt.  Just have em garnish my wages.  easy solution. 

[Katpappy]

they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.

Jack

I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. 

you and that pig......pretty close huh?  I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC

You need to be out raising some money buddy.

LSOC, he could start as a janitor.  That's what he's really good at... sweeping pig crap. 

[Malberry Squeezins]

they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.

Jack

I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. 

you and that pig......pretty close huh?  I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC

You need to be out raising some money buddy.

LSOC, he could start as a janitor.  That's what he's really good at... sweeping pig crap. 

Pondwater I'm gonna offer up some friendly advice on this one you might think about easing out of this thread it ain't like matchin wits with a mule they have clearly put you in your place

[pondwater jack]

Well now hold on Malberry it ain't over until......well here in a minute.....Katdaddy will call someone a name ....and it is funny.

Come on Katdaddy. Show that KSU wit.  Say it.  You know  PIGF*CK*R .  Come on show ole Marlberry

[Katpappy]

Well now hold on Malberry it ain't over until......well here in a minute.....Katdaddy will call someone a name ....and it is funny.

Come on Katdaddy. Show that KSU wit.  Say it.  You know  PIGF*CK*R .  Come on show ole Marlberry

You do know you are a guess on our board... please try to act like it. 

[Ira Hayes]

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[Dugout DickStone]

they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.

Jack

I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. 

you and that pig......pretty close huh?  I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC

You need to be out raising some money buddy.

I am sure with the salary that an advance could be made and then easily repaid.  One thing I always do is pay my debts bak.  Now, I'm good for it and you can dock my pay until i get to $500.   Hell make it $550.  Get your self a little somethin nice Keith.  Maybe take the old lady out for a malt.  Just have em garnish my wages.  easy solution. 

Against our bylaws.  The initial investment is a buy-in.  Just hit up some really rich pigaggie fans in NWA.  Or those rappers.

[Katpappy]

they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.

Jack

I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. 

you and that pig......pretty close huh?  I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC

You need to be out raising some money buddy.

I am sure with the salary that an advance could be made and then easily repaid.  One thing I always do is pay my debts bak.  Now, I'm good for it and you can dock my pay until i get to $500.   Hell make it $550.  Get your self a little somethin nice Keith.  Maybe take the old lady out for a malt.  Just have em garnish my wages.  easy solution. 

Against our bylaws.  The initial investment is a buy-in.  Just hit up some really rich pigaggie fans in NWA.  Or those rappers.

I not sure that this Hill Billy can earn that much money... not that much money in frog gigging. 

[Malberry Squeezins]

they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.

Jack

I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together. 

you and that pig......pretty close huh?  I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC

You need to be out raising some money buddy.

I am sure with the salary that an advance could be made and then easily repaid.  One thing I always do is pay my debts bak.  Now, I'm good for it and you can dock my pay until i get to $500.   Hell make it $550.  Get your self a little somethin nice Keith.  Maybe take the old lady out for a malt.  Just have em garnish my wages.  easy solution. 

Against our bylaws.  The initial investment is a buy-in.  Just hit up some really rich pigaggie fans in NWA.  Or those rappers.

I not sure that this Hill Billy can earn that much money... not that much money in frog gigging. 

the devil you say i did not know ole jacks made a livin giggin frogs i guess you learn something new ever day

[Katpappy]

they are wrote in a special code.... i ain't gonna tell you the code on account i dont want you to read them.

Jack

I can deciper your code, cause I got a pig nearby to help me with those hard to understand Ar-kansas mumble jumbo words you slap together.  

you and that pig......pretty close huh?  I guess that makes you a .........(wait for it)............(wait)........PIGFUC

You need to be out raising some money buddy.

I am sure with the salary that an advance could be made and then easily repaid.  One thing I always do is pay my debts bak.  Now, I'm good for it and you can dock my pay until i get to $500.   Hell make it $550.  Get your self a little somethin nice Keith.  Maybe take the old lady out for a malt.  Just have em garnish my wages.  easy solution.  

Against our bylaws.  The initial investment is a buy-in.  Just hit up some really rich pigaggie fans in NWA.  Or those rappers.

I not sure that this Hill Billy can earn that much money... not that much money in frog gigging.  

the devil you say i did not know ole jacks made a livin giggin frogs i guess you learn something new ever day

Why else would he have a handle like Pondwater Jack Frog? 

[pondwater jack]

it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod. 

J. Holly Blasingame,II