Pondwater Jack ....Moderater?

[pondwater jack]

I think I am ready to be givin my mod stripes.  I'll try to be fair and not let the power go to my head.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

[pondwater jack]

well I didn't except a hunnert percent approval but right now that is what i got.

Jack Blasingame, II

[420seriouscat69]

 

[pondwater jack]

I figure it was you that voted for HERO sandwich.  Back stabbin SOB! 

You are mad becaused you got passed over for Mod and I'll get it. 

Right now you are in the minorety.  I am embarressed by the alarming amount of support!  I am truly umilitated!  Thank you.

Except for Fanning (go to hell). 

J. Holly

[WildCatzPhreak]

You can be a mod.  They don't really do anything other than provide a target for us to bitch at. (See: Tech Support and Suggestion board.)  Why you would want that type of life is a little weird, but you are from Arkansas, so I'm not going to pretend to understand.

[pondwater jack]

You can be a mod.  They don't really do anything other than provide a target for us to bitch at. (See: Tech Support and Suggestion board.)  Why you would want that type of life is a little weird, but you are from Arkansas, so I'm not going to pretend to understand.

Thank you Wanye Brady.  And thank you for the kind words. 

I am running away with this thing.  An embarrassment of riches!  I though people on her eiddn't like me but I guess the Blasingame charm won em over! 

Winning people over, won at a time.  Jackson Holly Blasingame, II

I approve this massage! 

J. Holly

[MadCat]

I have a friend who wants to know if it's possible to answer true on C and D? Thanks in advance.

[Stevesie60]

Who is pondwater jeff?

[pondwater jack]

I don't think you got but one vote.  Your firend could choose A or B if he was more comfortable . That is what most have chosen.  This thing is almost sowed up.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

[pondwater jack]

Who is pondwater jeff?

Don't know.   Never heard of him. 

[pondwater jack]

This thing is all but done right now.  I'll go ahead and probly call this thing sometime tomorrow morning but the early returns look promising.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

[pondwater jack]

If this bored is to become an international sensation you got to have other views.  BALANCE.  A vote for Jack Blasingame is a vote for national credibilty! 

I'm Jack Blasingame and I approve this massage!

J. Holly Blasingame, II

[SuperG]

If this bored is to become an international sensation you got to have other views.  BALANCE.  A vote for Jack Blasingame is a vote for national credibilty! 

I'm Jack Blasingame and I approve this massage!

J. Holly Blasingame, II

Jackie boy... what would lead you to believe that we desire balance or credibility of any kind for our little bbs experiment here?

That said:  <<<<<  but with "Jack 4 Mod" on the sign

[pondwater jack]

If this bored is to become an international sensation you got to have other views.  BALANCE.  A vote for Jack Blasingame is a vote for national credibilty! 

I'm Jack Blasingame and I approve this massage!

J. Holly Blasingame, II

Jackie boy... what would lead you to believe that we desire balance or credibility of any kind for our little bbs experiment here?

That said:  <<<<<  but with "Jack 4 Mod" on the sign

Look SuperG.  I'm  gonna level with you.   I had somebody smarter than me rite that up there.  But I DO aprove of what it says.  I don't care a dang bit about balance but i do think you should try to look balanced. 

When i get prompted to Mod, I'll ask for a title of Mod - Almighty and I'll be a new sheriffe  in a small town.  Handin out bans righ and left! 

POW POW POW!!!!   

OK Cat, Rams and Mocat and EMAWforLifeDSL

and maybe the oft raped Winters.  They all need a break and the bored needs a break from them. 

I'll work to make sure that certain people, a staff I'll keep very close, can OCCASIONALLY peer in and monitor the pm's of other members on this bored. This is NOT somethin that would be done ALL the time.  Sparingly!  These people, (Super G would probly be one of the ones on the short list) would report to me things that people say about me and others so I can "deal" with them in a manner that is FAIR. 

This would usher in a new tone.  Jack Blasingame, change you can believe in. 

J. Holly Blasingame, II

[Dugout DickStone]

Looks good for pJ.

As soon as he sends in his cashier's check for $1,000 he will be appointed mod (barring any snags with the references).

[pondwater jack]

Looks good for pJ.

As soon as he sends in his cashier's check for $1,000 he will be appointed mod (barring any snags with the references).

That fee will be waved I am tole by an unnamed source.  So go head and let's ushere in a new era! 

Jack Blasingame, II
Moderator in Training

[LickNeckey]

With his quick wit and above average internetting abilities i'm having a hard time believing that PWJ is truly a son of the soil.

[Dugout DickStone]

Looks good for pJ.

As soon as he sends in his cashier's check for $1,000 he will be appointed mod (barring any snags with the references).

That fee will be waved I am tole by an unnamed source.  So go head and let's ushere in a new era! 

Jack Blasingame, II
Moderator in Training

Nope.  The pigaggies have used up too much bandwidth trying to post pictures of some Arky swamps or something and also the company Christmas party planning committee overspent (dramatically) on high quality cocaine.  No fees will be waived this year.   You can pay installments though, that's how =MODS= did it.

[pondwater jack]

Looks good for pJ.

As soon as he sends in his cashier's check for $1,000 he will be appointed mod (barring any snags with the references).

That fee will be waved I am tole by an unnamed source.  So go head and let's ushere in a new era! 

Jack Blasingame, II
Moderator in Training

Nope.  The pigaggies have used up too much bandwidth trying to post pictures of some Arky swamps or something and also the company Christmas party planning committee overspent (dramatically) on high quality cocaine.  No fees will be waived this year.   You can pay installments though, that's how =MODS= did it.

Keithstone.  Things ain't been the best between me an you so far.  So I'll just say it.

This is a money grab!  I havent' had a job, other than walkin these dogs, for a while now. 

This make the Moderator postion only acessible to the rich people.  is that the system you want?  Good ole boys club?   

I think the members of this board need to double down on Jack Blasingame and win twicest as much. 

[pondwater jack]

With his quick wit and above average internetting abilities i'm having a hard time believing that PWJ is truly a son of the soil.

Lick.  I assimilate those words!  Thank you. Truth is I hadn't had a commuter that long.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

[Dugout DickStone]

Looks good for pJ.

As soon as he sends in his cashier's check for $1,000 he will be appointed mod (barring any snags with the references).

That fee will be waved I am tole by an unnamed source.  So go head and let's ushere in a new era! 

Jack Blasingame, II
Moderator in Training

Nope.  The pigaggies have used up too much bandwidth trying to post pictures of some Arky swamps or something and also the company Christmas party planning committee overspent (dramatically) on high quality cocaine.  No fees will be waived this year.   You can pay installments though, that's how =MODS= did it.

Keithstone.  Things ain't been the best between me an you so far.  So I'll just say it.

This is a money grab!  I havent' had a job, other than walkin these dogs, for a while now. 

This make the Moderator postion only acessible to the rich people.  is that the system you want?  Good ole boys club?   

I think the members of this board need to double down on Jack Blasingame and win twicest as much. 

Jack-

We have voted and you can simply pay an up front fee of $500 and work the rest off.  This is a hand up, not a hand out!  A chance to earn your place, after a small $500 payment (that is half what most mods have paid).  This is like the "Always Low Prices" (something you can understand) of modding.  Frankly, I cannot believe we approved such a good deal.  You need to jump on it ASAP.

[pondwater jack]

Looks good for pJ.

As soon as he sends in his cashier's check for $1,000 he will be appointed mod (barring any snags with the references).

That fee will be waved I am tole by an unnamed source.  So go head and let's ushere in a new era! 

Jack Blasingame, II
Moderator in Training

Nope.  The pigaggies have used up too much bandwidth trying to post pictures of some Arky swamps or something and also the company Christmas party planning committee overspent (dramatically) on high quality cocaine.  No fees will be waived this year.   You can pay installments though, that's how =MODS= did it.

Keithstone.  Things ain't been the best between me an you so far.  So I'll just say it.

This is a money grab!  I havent' had a job, other than walkin these dogs, for a while now. 

This make the Moderator postion only acessible to the rich people.  is that the system you want?  Good ole boys club?   

I think the members of this board need to double down on Jack Blasingame and win twicest as much. 

Jack-

We have voted and you can simply pay an up front fee of $500 and work the rest off.  This is a hand up, not a hand out!  A chance to earn your place, after a small $500 payment (that is half what most mods have paid).  This is like the "Always Low Prices" (something you can understand) of modding.  Frankly, I cannot believe we approved such a good deal.  You need to jump on it ASAP.

Keith. Old frined.  If it cost a nickle to crap I'd have to puke.  I am afraid I'm a little shy right now of that $500. 

How much do the mods make.  Salary?  Old Jacks is not handy with the money right now.  Truth is, I wouldn't pay a nickle to see a piss ant eat a bail of hay.  But I do think i bring a lot to the board and will govern everyone, including you, to the best of my ability.

Your firend,

J. Holly Blasingame, II

[Dugout DickStone]

Looks good for pJ.

As soon as he sends in his cashier's check for $1,000 he will be appointed mod (barring any snags with the references).

That fee will be waved I am tole by an unnamed source.  So go head and let's ushere in a new era! 

Jack Blasingame, II
Moderator in Training

Nope.  The pigaggies have used up too much bandwidth trying to post pictures of some Arky swamps or something and also the company Christmas party planning committee overspent (dramatically) on high quality cocaine.  No fees will be waived this year.   You can pay installments though, that's how =MODS= did it.

Keithstone.  Things ain't been the best between me an you so far.  So I'll just say it.

This is a money grab!  I havent' had a job, other than walkin these dogs, for a while now. 

This make the Moderator postion only acessible to the rich people.  is that the system you want?  Good ole boys club?   

I think the members of this board need to double down on Jack Blasingame and win twicest as much. 

Jack-

We have voted and you can simply pay an up front fee of $500 and work the rest off.  This is a hand up, not a hand out!  A chance to earn your place, after a small $500 payment (that is half what most mods have paid).  This is like the "Always Low Prices" (something you can understand) of modding.  Frankly, I cannot believe we approved such a good deal.  You need to jump on it ASAP.

Keith. Old frined.  If it cost a nickle to crap I'd have to puke.  I am afraid I'm a little shy right now of that $500. 

How much do the mods make.  Salary?  Old Jacks is not handy with the money right now.  Truth is, I wouldn't pay a nickle to see a piss ant eat a bail of hay.  But I do think i bring a lot to the board and will govern everyone, including you, to the best of my ability.

Your firend,

J. Holly Blasingame, II

It pains me to see you grovel.  It truly does.  We aren't running a charity here though.  We have bills to pay and shareholders to make happy.  You can't just stroll into your local Wal-Mart and tell Sam that you are little short and you will pay him back for the case of Mountain Dew, can you? 

Mods make great salaries but it take up front investment to prove you are committed.  Surely one of the rich arky posters on here can loan you some $$.  I bet Arthur's ornamental mustang hood scoop alone could bring in $5-10.  And what about that affluent arky booster from NWA who shops exclusively at Jos A. BANK?  He is probably good to give you a loan.  You need to mine your sources.  Frankly, we require a bit more ingenuity out of our mods anyway.

[Deez Nutz]

Looks good for pJ.

As soon as he sends in his cashier's check for $1,000 he will be appointed mod (barring any snags with the references).

That fee will be waved I am tole by an unnamed source.  So go head and let's ushere in a new era! 

Jack Blasingame, II
Moderator in Training

Nope.  The pigaggies have used up too much bandwidth trying to post pictures of some Arky swamps or something and also the company Christmas party planning committee overspent (dramatically) on high quality cocaine.  No fees will be waived this year.   You can pay installments though, that's how =MODS= did it.

Keithstone.  Things ain't been the best between me an you so far.  So I'll just say it.

This is a money grab!  I havent' had a job, other than walkin these dogs, for a while now. 

This make the Moderator postion only acessible to the rich people.  is that the system you want?  Good ole boys club?   

I think the members of this board need to double down on Jack Blasingame and win twicest as much. 

Jack-

We have voted and you can simply pay an up front fee of $500 and work the rest off.  This is a hand up, not a hand out!  A chance to earn your place, after a small $500 payment (that is half what most mods have paid).  This is like the "Always Low Prices" (something you can understand) of modding.  Frankly, I cannot believe we approved such a good deal.  You need to jump on it ASAP.

Keith. Old frined.  If it cost a nickle to crap I'd have to puke.  I am afraid I'm a little shy right now of that $500. 

How much do the mods make.  Salary?  Old Jacks is not handy with the money right now.  Truth is, I wouldn't pay a nickle to see a piss ant eat a bail of hay.  But I do think i bring a lot to the board and will govern everyone, including you, to the best of my ability.

Your firend,

J. Holly Blasingame, II

Yeah, well I'm sure that Hitler and Stalin governed "to the best of their abilities" as well.   

[Katpappy]

I think I am ready to be givin my mod stripes.  I'll try to be fair and not let the power go to my head.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

Do you know what you're getting into.  I know you are quite comfortable in that little old mud pond in Ar-kansas, but jees Jack, can you see yourself in the big clear pond like go-emaw.
Think about it a little, because Pondwater Frog there will be somebody like Turlleman waiting to grab ya and throw ya back into the old mud hole.