Pondwater Jack ....Moderater?

[stronguard]

it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod. 

J. Holly Blasingame,II

I'm late to the show as usual.  I would have supported you Jack.  You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways.  The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit. 

Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%

[Katpappy]

it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod. 

J. Holly Blasingame,II

I'm late to the show as usual.  I would have supported you Jack.  You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways.  The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit. 

Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%

Welcome to the board... pigfucker. 

[pondwater jack]

it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod. 

J. Holly Blasingame,II

I'm late to the show as usual.  I would have supported you Jack.  You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways.  The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit. 

Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%

Welcome to the board... pigfucker. 

Stronguard, Katdaddy is this boards "G-Hog."  He is an actual real life albino.  and he works as a clown for birthdays as his full time job. 

Now Hog fans, I'll have to insist that we DO NOT MAKE FUN OF KATDADDY BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN bein jsut as white as a damn ghost, or refer to his different colored eyes as "freaky."  Furthermore, NO HOG FAN WILL TALK ABOUT HOW HE HAS A LAZY EYE that veers off to the left.  OR MAKE FUN OF HIM A WORKIN AS A CLOWN. 

A man has to make a livin and he (and becasue people discriminate freaks) has a rough time. 

Keithstone, could we set up a collection to help Katdaddy.  Please post his actuall address so we can send a few care packages.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

[Katpappy]

it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod. 

J. Holly Blasingame,II

I'm late to the show as usual.  I would have supported you Jack.  You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways.  The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit. 

Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%

Welcome to the board... pigfucker. 

Stronguard, Katdaddy is this boards "G-Hog."  He is an actual real life albino.  and he works as a clown for birthdays as his full time job. 

Now Hog fans, I'll have to insist that we DO NOT MAKE FUN OF KATDADDY BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN bein jsut as white as a damn ghost, or refer to his different colored eyes as "freaky."  Furthermore, NO HOG FAN WILL TALK ABOUT HOW HE HAS A LAZY EYE that veers off to the left.  OR MAKE FUN OF HIM A WORKIN AS A CLOWN. 

A man has to make a livin and he (and becasue people discriminate freaks) has a rough time. 

Keithstone, could we set up a collection to help Katdaddy.  Please post his actuall address so we can send a few care packages.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

Got to.admit I been many things, but I never was a pig wrestler.  Please give me some pointers; since I know you're an expert with all the loving you made with so many pigs.

[Malberry Squeezins]

it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod. 

J. Holly Blasingame,II

I'm late to the show as usual.  I would have supported you Jack.  You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways.  The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit. 

Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%

Welcome to the board... pigfucker. 

Stronguard, Katdaddy is this boards "G-Hog."  He is an actual real life albino.  and he works as a clown for birthdays as his full time job. 

Now Hog fans, I'll have to insist that we DO NOT MAKE FUN OF KATDADDY BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN bein jsut as white as a damn ghost, or refer to his different colored eyes as "freaky."  Furthermore, NO HOG FAN WILL TALK ABOUT HOW HE HAS A LAZY EYE that veers off to the left.  OR MAKE FUN OF HIM A WORKIN AS A CLOWN. 

A man has to make a livin and he (and becasue people discriminate freaks) has a rough time. 

Keithstone, could we set up a collection to help Katdaddy.  Please post his actuall address so we can send a few care packages.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

That's a mighty big heart on display for all of us to see.  I will say that I caught Kat's act a few years back in Cherryville and to be honest ole Kat wasn't half bad but the guy who warmed him up was unbelievable.  I think his name was Odell and he did things with fireworks that defied the laws of nature.  One part of his act Odell comes out peddling a unicycle, jugglin roman candles with a 5 gallon pail of high octane gas strapped to his back.  Anywho, put me down for a Big Head ($5) to help out poor Katdaddy    

[Katpappy]

it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod. 

J. Holly Blasingame,II

I'm late to the show as usual.  I would have supported you Jack.  You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways.  The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit. 

Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%

Welcome to the board... pigfucker. 

Stronguard, Katdaddy is this boards "G-Hog."  He is an actual real life albino.  and he works as a clown for birthdays as his full time job. 

Now Hog fans, I'll have to insist that we DO NOT MAKE FUN OF KATDADDY BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN bein jsut as white as a damn ghost, or refer to his different colored eyes as "freaky."  Furthermore, NO HOG FAN WILL TALK ABOUT HOW HE HAS A LAZY EYE that veers off to the left.  OR MAKE FUN OF HIM A WORKIN AS A CLOWN. 

A man has to make a livin and he (and becasue people discriminate freaks) has a rough time. 

Keithstone, could we set up a collection to help Katdaddy.  Please post his actuall address so we can send a few care packages.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

That's a mighty big heart on display for all of us to see.  I will say that I caught Kat's act a few years back in Cherryville and to be honest ole Kat wasn't half bad but the guy who warmed him up was unbelievable.  I think his name was Odell and he did things with fireworks that defied the laws of nature.  One part of his act Odell comes out peddling a unicycle, jugglin roman candles with a 5 gallon pail of high octane gas strapped to his back.  Anywho, put me down for a Big Head ($5) to help out poor Katdaddy    

Thanks for the offer Malberry Squeezins and don't I know it's a generous amount of your income, but as soon as ole Pondwater teachs me how to wrestle them pigs you folks have so many of... I'll be rolling in  and not that stuff that those pigs blast back at ole Pondwater when he's getting feisty with them. 

[Malberry Squeezins]

it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod. 

J. Holly Blasingame,II

I'm late to the show as usual.  I would have supported you Jack.  You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways.  The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit. 

Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%

Welcome to the board... pigfucker. 

Stronguard, Katdaddy is this boards "G-Hog."  He is an actual real life albino.  and he works as a clown for birthdays as his full time job. 

Now Hog fans, I'll have to insist that we DO NOT MAKE FUN OF KATDADDY BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN bein jsut as white as a damn ghost, or refer to his different colored eyes as "freaky."  Furthermore, NO HOG FAN WILL TALK ABOUT HOW HE HAS A LAZY EYE that veers off to the left.  OR MAKE FUN OF HIM A WORKIN AS A CLOWN. 

A man has to make a livin and he (and becasue people discriminate freaks) has a rough time. 

Keithstone, could we set up a collection to help Katdaddy.  Please post his actuall address so we can send a few care packages.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

That's a mighty big heart on display for all of us to see.  I will say that I caught Kat's act a few years back in Cherryville and to be honest ole Kat wasn't half bad but the guy who warmed him up was unbelievable.  I think his name was Odell and he did things with fireworks that defied the laws of nature.  One part of his act Odell comes out peddling a unicycle, jugglin roman candles with a 5 gallon pail of high octane gas strapped to his back.  Anywho, put me down for a Big Head ($5) to help out poor Katdaddy    

Thanks for the offer Malberry Squeezins and don't I know it's a generous amount of your income, but as soon as ole Pondwater teachs me how to wrestle them pigs you folks have so many of... I'll be rolling in  and not that stuff that those pigs blast back at ole Pondwater when he's getting feisty with them. 

It almost sets me to ballin watchin someone so pitiful show some pride and I bet you adding pig raslin to your act will be a show stopper when you go to Moundvalley and Coffeville, and I appreciate you letting me off the hook regarding that finsky.  Keep your chin up little bunkie, the sun is gonna rise on your side of the street one day. 

[pondwater jack]

it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod. 

J. Holly Blasingame,II

I'm late to the show as usual.  I would have supported you Jack.  You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways.  The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit. 

Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%

Welcome to the board... pigfucker. 

Stronguard, Katdaddy is this boards "G-Hog."  He is an actual real life albino.  and he works as a clown for birthdays as his full time job. 

Now Hog fans, I'll have to insist that we DO NOT MAKE FUN OF KATDADDY BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN bein jsut as white as a damn ghost, or refer to his different colored eyes as "freaky."  Furthermore, NO HOG FAN WILL TALK ABOUT HOW HE HAS A LAZY EYE that veers off to the left.  OR MAKE FUN OF HIM A WORKIN AS A CLOWN. 

A man has to make a livin and he (and becasue people discriminate freaks) has a rough time. 

Keithstone, could we set up a collection to help Katdaddy.  Please post his actuall address so we can send a few care packages.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

That's a mighty big heart on display for all of us to see.  I will say that I caught Kat's act a few years back in Cherryville and to be honest ole Kat wasn't half bad but the guy who warmed him up was unbelievable.  I think his name was Odell and he did things with fireworks that defied the laws of nature.  One part of his act Odell comes out peddling a unicycle, jugglin roman candles with a 5 gallon pail of high octane gas strapped to his back.  Anywho, put me down for a Big Head ($5) to help out poor Katdaddy    

Thanks for the offer Malberry Squeezins and don't I know it's a generous amount of your income, but as soon as ole Pondwater teachs me how to wrestle them pigs you folks have so many of... I'll be rolling in  and not that stuff that those pigs blast back at ole Pondwater when he's getting feisty with them. 

Marlberry Squeezins is tryin to lure you in Katdaddy.  Don't go there.  he'll take all your money and your bride if you have one.  Of coure bein an albino clown you probly don't

J. Holly

[Katpappy]

it's sad that their is a glass ceilin in kansas for simple minded white trash like me but it appears that unless an exepmtion is made I can not affort to be a Mod. 

J. Holly Blasingame,II

I'm late to the show as usual.  I would have supported you Jack.  You could have lent a hand to these flatlanders and helped enlighten them with your simple yet effective ways.  The $500 deal wasn't a bad offer though, I hear that is the standing amount of "handshake money" when grandpa Bill visits a juco recruit. 

Whatever your next endeavour jack, just know that I'm on board 100%

Welcome to the board... pigfucker. 

Stronguard, Katdaddy is this boards "G-Hog."  He is an actual real life albino.  and he works as a clown for birthdays as his full time job. 

Now Hog fans, I'll have to insist that we DO NOT MAKE FUN OF KATDADDY BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN bein jsut as white as a damn ghost, or refer to his different colored eyes as "freaky."  Furthermore, NO HOG FAN WILL TALK ABOUT HOW HE HAS A LAZY EYE that veers off to the left.  OR MAKE FUN OF HIM A WORKIN AS A CLOWN. 

A man has to make a livin and he (and becasue people discriminate freaks) has a rough time. 

Keithstone, could we set up a collection to help Katdaddy.  Please post his actuall address so we can send a few care packages.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

That's a mighty big heart on display for all of us to see.  I will say that I caught Kat's act a few years back in Cherryville and to be honest ole Kat wasn't half bad but the guy who warmed him up was unbelievable.  I think his name was Odell and he did things with fireworks that defied the laws of nature.  One part of his act Odell comes out peddling a unicycle, jugglin roman candles with a 5 gallon pail of high octane gas strapped to his back.  Anywho, put me down for a Big Head ($5) to help out poor Katdaddy    

Thanks for the offer Malberry Squeezins and don't I know it's a generous amount of your income, but as soon as ole Pondwater teachs me how to wrestle them pigs you folks have so many of... I'll be rolling in  and not that stuff that those pigs blast back at ole Pondwater when he's getting feisty with them. 

Marlberry Squeezins is tryin to lure you in Katdaddy.  Don't go there.  he'll take all your money and your bride if you have one.  Of coure bein an albino clown you probly don't

J. Holly

I been thinking about picking up a hobby.  Wide hog hunting interests me.  Please let me know if you have any pets or relatives living in Kansas; I would feel awful if I shot one of them and dressed it for my pleasure.

[Malberry Squeezins]

I been thinking about picking up a hobby.  Wide hog hunting interests me.  Please let me know if you have any pets or relatives living in Kansas; I would feel awful if I shot one of them and dressed it for my pleasure.

Your just raslin the pigs son you ain't havin sext with 'em, save the dress for your wife.

[Katpappy]

I been thinking about picking up a hobby.  Wide hog hunting interests me.  Please let me know if you have any pets or relatives living in Kansas; I would feel awful if I shot one of them and dressed it for my pleasure.

Your just raslin the pigs son you ain't havin sext with 'em, save the dress for your wife.

You guys from ole Arkie crack me up.  I wasn't even thinking about puttin a dress on a pig, but if that's what you fellas like down there then go on and do what you like.  You know what they say, "to each their own", so jest do as you do in Arkie land.  May need to teach you a thing about hunting hogs. 
See me at the Cotton Bowl and I'll show you all our people dressed in proper hunting clothes... they'll be wearing purple and watching our team put on a clinic on the proper way to hunt wild pigs.  If you're squeamish, don't go.  It 'll be a worst beat down then you'll see on those wild hog hunting shows on A & E.

[pondwater jack]

I been thinking about picking up a hobby.  Wide hog hunting interests me.  Please let me know if you have any pets or relatives living in Kansas; I would feel awful if I shot one of them and dressed it for my pleasure.

Your just raslin the pigs son you ain't havin sext with 'em, save the dress for your wife.

You guys from ole Arkie crack me up.  I wasn't even thinking about puttin a dress on a pig, but if that's what you fellas like down there then go on and do what you like.  You know what they say, "to each their own", so jest do as you do in Arkie land.  May need to teach you a thing about hunting hogs. 
See me at the Cotton Bowl and I'll show you all our people dressed in proper hunting clothes... they'll be wearing purple and watching our team put on a clinic on the proper way to hunt wild pigs.  If you're squeamish, don't go.  It 'll be a worst beat down then you'll see on those wild hog hunting shows on A & E.

you wear purple to go Hog huntin?  Never heard of a man wearin purple.  Now my niece, Leisha?  Favorite color. She has a purple dress with sequins that she goes dancin in and a Sundy go to meetin dress that has some purple. 

Just hard to imagine that we'll get beat by a team wearin a womans color.  I cain't imagin anyone sayin "hey watch out for that gang of really tough guys over there....that group of grown men a wearin purple!"  It just don't sound right.

J. HOlly Blasingame, II

[MadCat]

Don't hate our team because they look fabulous.

[pondwater jack]

Don't hate our team because they look fabulous.

Don't worry.  I don't hate them becasue they don't look fabulous.  I would never hate anyone becasue of wearin girl colors.  Every team has a right to dress like a pack of squaws if they want. 

J. Holly Blasingame,  II

[Dugout DickStone]

Don't hate our team because they look fabulous.

Don't worry.  I don't hate them becasue they don't look fabulous.  I would never hate anyone becasue of wearin girl colors.  Every team has a right to dress like a pack of squaws if they want. 

J. Holly Blasingame,  II

 pig mascot.  Ironic?

[pondwater jack]

Keithstone.  You seem tense lately.  is everthing ok? 

Don't tell me that Gadabout homewrecker....Marlberry Squeezins has made a pass by your neighborhood for the hoidays and put a smile on your old ladys face!   That SOB is known for that here as well as all over the South. 

You and Mrs. Stone need counseling and you a new start.  Don't wash the sheets.  Throw em out!  Bed too.  The smell that greasy mongrel leaves behind will stay in that matress of yours from now till Kingdom come.  Furthermore, if he has been there, which it sounds like he might have been, simply understand that she can't stop smilin but that has no reflection on you as a man. 

Frankly if you'd have let me in the Moderater club I'd have banned his worthless ass as soon as he got here.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

[Dugout DickStone]

You are very defensive.  I am sorry for picking on you to this point. 

I will lay off because you get super mad.

[Dugout DickStone]

Pj, should I merge with your other meltdowns?

[Malberry Squeezins]

Keithstone.  You seem tense lately.  is everthing ok? 

Don't tell me that Gadabout homewrecker....Marlberry Squeezins has made a pass by your neighborhood for the hoidays and put a smile on your old ladys face!   That SOB is known for that here as well as all over the South. 

You and Mrs. Stone need counseling and you a new start.  Don't wash the sheets.  Throw em out!  Bed too.  The smell that greasy mongrel leaves behind will stay in that matress of yours from now till Kingdom come.  Furthermore, if he has been there, which it sounds like he might have been, simply understand that she can't stop smilin but that has no reflection on you as a man. 

Frankly if you'd have let me in the Moderater club I'd have banned his worthless ass as soon as he got here.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

Now hold on there just one second, Ms. Stone and I weren't doing nothing of the sort, I had a toothache and she got me a glass of water and some advil and let me rest on the coouch until it went away. 

[pondwater jack]

You are very defensive.  I am sorry for picking on you to this point. 

I will lay off because you get super mad.

pickin on me?!   Hell I thought we was friends.  I would have warned you about Marlberry if I new he was targeting your old lady!  You know I would, buddy! (Don't worry, that wife of yours ain't  none the worse for wear...no pun attended).  why I'll bet after he got done layin the pipe with her she had a golden glow that lasted the holidays.  Sometime an episode of infidelity with old Marberry will rekindle a spark in the sack.  After screwin his greasy mongrel ass she'll have a new appreciation for you.  

The thing is, during this time of year, be happy you got yourself a good woman -that made a mistake.  Who's Ole Romance got?  Nobody.  Stayin at the shelter agin usin the community computer in the office.  hell I got runned out of Walmark yesterday and hit with a Hillshire Farm summer sausage when a lady thought I was tryin to steal her purse.  (Big misunderstanding!)  

normally about July I try to find a widder to target (one with $ and a warm house and bed) and cozy up to her during the fall so I got a place to lite during the holidays.  This year? Nothin.  

But anyway, I don't wish you no ill will.  Hell I don't think MS does either.  That homewrecker is as opportunist as a grey squirrell.  

To bad OK Cat, Rams, Mocat and Winters are all closet gays or he might make a pass by their house....give a taste of a real man.  But they are all in a circle train right now..(or workin over that poor Winters )

J. Holly Blasingame, II

[Malberry Squeezins]

How do you compete with smooth like this Jacks?  All Ms. Stone done was help a stranger sooth a toothache, quit stirrin stuff up Jacks.

[Dugout DickStone]

Pj meltdown alert.

[pondwater jack]

How do you compete with smooth like this Jacks?  All Ms. Stone done was help a stranger sooth a toothache, quit stirrin stuff up Jacks.

I'll be damned!   Keith.  You are a handsome man!  I don't know why Mrs. Stone would let a filthy mongrel like Marlberry warm her bed while you were out of town.  It don't make cents!  (but i understand that Marlberry did make a few dollars that day - seems there's a few things that old Keith dont want to do that Marlberry was fine with)

Anyhow that ain't the issue.  Marlberry, you need to quit the damned greasin around these moderater houses!  were all gonna get throwed off here and by damned when that happens it is on you!  

You need to find someone that ain't such an easy target!  quit pickin on church folk and such.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

[Malberry Squeezins]

How do you compete with smooth like this Jacks?  All Ms. Stone done was help a stranger sooth a toothache, quit stirrin stuff up Jacks.

I'll be damned!   Keith.  You are a handsome man!  I don't know why Mrs. Stone would let a filthy mongrel like Marlberry warm her bed while you were out of town.  It don't make cents!  (but i understand that Marlberry did make a few dollars that day - seems there's a few things that old Keith dont want to do that Marlberry was fine with)

Anyhow that ain't the issue.  Marlberry, you need to quit the damned greasin around these moderater houses!  were all gonna get throwed off here and by damned when that happens it is on you!  

You need to find someone that ain't such an easy target!  quit pickin on church folk and such.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

Ok, this has gone too far, all I did was go by and got a glass of water and some advil for my tooth.  Ms. Stone did suggest I take a little shot of Old Crow but strictly for medicinal purposes.  This is suppose to be a football board, let's get back to talkin x's and o's.  I think Calvin Klein is going to cause some problems for our defense, what do you think Keith?

[pondwater jack]

I THINK the damned Calvin Kliens hit the damned floor but quick after the shot of Old Crow!

And that was uncalled for.  Look Marlberry, if you wanna shank somebody's old lady don't pick a damned moderater!  This has all but ruined my chance to be a mod here! 

I think we should all get a collection together and buy some gifts for our hosts.

Winters and Pack of Faggots each neeed tastefull feather boas. Something pink.

Healin people,

J. Holly Blasingame, II