Author Topic: Pondwater Jack ....Moderater? (Read 21215 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #75 on:** December 26, 2011, 08:47:21 PM »

Wow. Best meltdown yet. He won't stop.

pondwater jack · « **Reply #76 on:** December 26, 2011, 08:50:36 PM »

And I'll just go right on ahead and say it! I think that Marlberry Squeezins needs to take the $$$$$ he's generating at an alarmnig pace and pay for an episiotomy for Keith Stone's wife. There. It's out there. Let the healin, both mental and physical begin.

Now I do NOT and WILL NOT endorse anyone payin for ass surgery for the Pack of Faggots (OK Cat, Mocat, Rams and the poor reamed Winters) onaccout they'll tear it up agin later. they can pay to tighten that up if they want.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #77 on:** December 26, 2011, 08:52:22 PM »

I can feel his anger in every post. This is going very badly for the head pigaggie.

pondwater jack · « **Reply #78 on:** December 26, 2011, 08:55:31 PM »

Quote from: Kleinstone on December 26, 2011, 08:52:22 PM

I can feel his anger in every post. This is going very badly for the head pigaggie.

Don't ban Marlberry! Wait. Wait Wait. cooler heads!

We can get thru this. First step as I see it is to make me a Moderater. That will help a lot. I could shoulder the work that you guys are havin to do.

Waive the fee and elevate my status.

J. Holly Blasingame II

Malberry Squeezins · « **Reply #79 on:** December 26, 2011, 08:55:56 PM »

I'm not talking to you Jacks, I had a headache the women got me some tylenol, I washed it down with tequila. I bumped my knee and we rolled up my pants leg to ice it down my knee, I may have taken another shot of tequila but that's where it ended. Now can we please get back to talking football? I've been here for more than a week and I can't get anyone to talk x's and o's. How good is ya'll's special teams? This contest may just come down to that, what do you think Keith?

pondwater jack · « **Reply #80 on:** December 26, 2011, 08:59:26 PM »

Quote from: Malberry Squeezins on December 26, 2011, 08:55:56 PM

I'm not talking to you Jacks, I had a headache the women got me some tylenol, I washed it down with tequila. I bumped my knee and we rolled up my pants leg to ice it down my knee, I may have taken another shot of tequila but that's where it ended. Now can we please get back to talking football? I've been here for more than a week and I can't get anyone to talk x's and o's. How good is ya'll's special teams? This contest may just come down to that, what do you think Keith?

Heachaches? what about a headache of "WHOP WHOP WHOP WHOP WHOP" agin the headboard? What about that headache? You dirty SOB, I know how you run and now Mrs. Stone with a concussion and needin an episiotomy where you .....well you know!

Anyhow. There is not even light between me and Keith on this issue! Marlbeeryy has to pay for the episiotomy and issue an apology and get the pack of Faggots each a tastefull - but elegant- pink feather boa.

Healin people...one at a time,

J. Holly blasingame,II

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #81 on:** December 26, 2011, 09:02:08 PM »

PondWater hates me so hard.

pondwater jack · « **Reply #82 on:** December 26, 2011, 09:04:07 PM »

Quote from: Kleinstone on December 26, 2011, 09:02:08 PM

PondWater hates me so hard.

Keith Stone you are honestly my favorite KSU poster. But you are an eliteist and down want "Old Ham and Beans" to be a moderater.

Can you admit that? you have a problem with me bein a Moderater. Right?

Does it look that way to anyone eslt?

J. Holly Blasingame, II

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #83 on:** December 26, 2011, 09:05:35 PM »

And just because my school is better at sports and my state is richer. Seems crazy to me.

pondwater jack · « **Reply #84 on:** December 26, 2011, 09:08:07 PM »

Quote from: Kleinstone on December 26, 2011, 09:05:35 PM

And just because my school is better at sports and my state is richer. Seems crazy to me.

fine fine fine. Belief that if you need to. hell some people think they was never dinosaurs some thinks there was. But brass tacks,...............you don't want "Ole Jacks" as a moderater. Right? because I ain't got the status.

J. Holly

pondwater jack · « **Reply #85 on:** December 26, 2011, 09:09:27 PM »

crickets.

pondwater jack · « **Reply #86 on:** December 26, 2011, 09:13:54 PM »

Kieth? buddy?

Ban Marlbeery if you need revenge but make me a moderater and I'll make sure that nobody....NOBODY....shanks your old lady again.

AND I WILL PERSONALLY SHAKE THE DAMN MONEY OUT OF MARLBEERRYY FOR THAT Episiotomy for your old lady. (He shouldn't have stretched her like that, very poor taste)

Your friend,

J. Holly Blasingame, II

pondwater jack · « **Reply #87 on:** December 26, 2011, 09:20:01 PM »

Keith? .....Keith?

(ahem) well, I hope to hell your happy Marlberry. All your fault as far as I am concernt.

Keith, l have read a book on counseling. (well an article really) Let me do a three way with your wife. A call I mean.

I think I can help you guys.

pondwater jack · « **Reply #88 on:** December 26, 2011, 09:23:20 PM »

Keith. Old freind. Don't cry. Shhhh. now hush.

Talk to em up there. let's make ole Jacks a moderater. New sherriff.

Law and order.

Jack

Malberry Squeezins · « **Reply #89 on:** December 26, 2011, 09:27:41 PM »

Quote from: pondwater jack on December 26, 2011, 09:13:54 PM

Kieth? buddy?

Ban Marlbeery if you need revenge but make me a moderater and I'll make sure that nobody....NOBODY....shanks your old lady again.

AND I WILL PERSONALLY SHAKE THE DAMN MONEY OUT OF MARLBEERRYY FOR THAT Episiotomy for your old lady. (He shouldn't have stretched her like that, very poor taste)

Your friend,

J. Holly Blasingame, II

Keith is on to you Jacks, he knows the only thing in the world that happened was Ms. Stone nursed my headache and I put some ice on her knee after she bumped her leg on the coffee table. that's what people do Jack when something happens, they assist one another but you wouldn't know nothing about that because you are a black hearted buzzard and Keith sees right through your discise.

Malberry Squeezins · « **Reply #90 on:** December 26, 2011, 09:29:28 PM »

And I hope you never make Moderator now

Malberry Squeezins · « **Reply #91 on:** December 26, 2011, 09:48:25 PM »

This whole stupid thing is your fault to begin with Jacks. All in the world I was doing was going by Keth's place to give him some money for pooor ole Katdady which was one of your hairbrained ideas to begin with. I have a severe form of Mybrained headaches and they come on me all of the sudden. All Ms. Stone did was help a person who showed up on her doorstep lookin to help someone elset and you turn into something raunchy. I'm a tax payer and an American citizen and a Good Republican and I'm no longer going to sit here and watch you make up crazy stories. For the last time and this will be the last time I tell my side of the story. I got a mybrained, Ms. Stone got me some tylenol and we did a couple of three shots of tequila and she massaged my neck because she had heard that might help a mybrain. She went to the bedroom to grab a massager that vibrates and bumped her knee on the night stand and it was simply easier to hike up her skirt to get at her kneee with an ice pack. The only kissin that took place was when I kissed her knee to make it feel better and that's it. I ain't discussing this matter any further.

pondwater jack · « **Reply #92 on:** December 26, 2011, 09:54:12 PM »

Quote from: Malberry Squeezins on December 26, 2011, 09:48:25 PM

This whole stupid thing is your fault to begin with Jacks. All in the world I was doing was going by Keth's place to give him some money for pooor ole Katdady which was one of your hairbrained ideas to begin with. I have a severe form of Mybrained headaches and they come on me all of the sudden. All Ms. Stone did was help a person who showed up on her doorstep lookin to help someone elset and you turn into something raunchy. I'm a tax payer and an American citizen and a Good Republican and I'm no longer going to sit here and watch you make up crazy stories. For the last time and this will be the last time I tell my side of the story. I got a mybrained, Ms. Stone got me some tylenol and we did a couple of three shots of tequila and she massaged my neck because she had heard that might help a mybrain. She went to the bedroom and bumped her knee on the night stand and it was simply easier to hike up her skirt to get at her kneee with an ice pack. The only kissin that took place was when I kissed her knee to make it feel better and that's it. I ain't discussing this matter any further.

.....on the night stand.....kissed her knee.....that's how it always starts. Fore long you was a pumpin and a sweatin ....

pondwater jack · « **Reply #93 on:** December 26, 2011, 09:56:37 PM »

Quote from: Malberry Squeezins on December 26, 2011, 09:48:25 PM

This whole stupid thing is your fault to begin with Jacks. All in the world I was doing was going by Keth's place to give him some money for pooor ole Katdady which was one of your hairbrained ideas to begin with. I have a severe form of Mybrained headaches and they come on me all of the sudden. All Ms. Stone did was help a person who showed up on her doorstep lookin to help someone elset and you turn into something raunchy. I'm a tax payer and an American citizen and a Good Republican and I'm no longer going to sit here and watch you make up crazy stories. For the last time and this will be the last time I tell my side of the story. I got a mybrained, Ms. Stone got me some tylenol and we did a couple of three shots of tequila and she massaged my neck because she had heard that might help a mybrain. She went to the bedroom to grab a massager that vibrates and bumped her knee on the night stand and it was simply easier to hike up her skirt to get at her kneee with an ice pack. The only kissin that took place was when I kissed her knee to make it feel better and that's it. I ain't discussing this matter any further.

Malberry Squeezins · « **Reply #94 on:** December 26, 2011, 10:05:54 PM »

Alright Jacks the gloves is off. You just had to keep rattlin that stick against the cage didn't ya:;? Well let me ask you something Jacks, how come Ms. Stone had a half bottle of dirty bird and a whole basket of lemons and limes? Everyone knows that Jack Blasingames drink of choice is Old Crow with freshly squeezed lemons and limes? Who was that I heard scuttle out the back door when I rung the door bell? And why was there two glasses on the coffee table reakin Old Crow? And why was the phrase OLD ROMANCE 9:30 to 9:36 written in her daytimer? I guess it was just a coinkydink that I got there at 9:35 and I hear someone scuttle out the back door.

pondwater jack · « **Reply #95 on:** December 26, 2011, 10:10:49 PM »

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Bloodfart · « **Reply #96 on:** December 26, 2011, 10:16:33 PM »

Quote from: pondwater jack on December 26, 2011, 10:10:49 PM

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pondwater jack · « **Reply #97 on:** December 26, 2011, 10:20:36 PM »

........................The Blasingame Musk is a powerful sexual opiate. It is a natural musk produced in the sweat of all the Blasingame men.

It hangs on the breeze..........thick as bull semen and heavy on the tongue like a peice of sweet cherry pie.

...................... I didn't ask for it to be this way. I don't even know if it was his wife for sure. If it was I am sorry. No woman can resist the Blasingame Musk. Fathered many a bastard child becasue of it.

So many times I'll end up slappin leather with a woman and really all I wanted was to be held.

J. Holly Blasingame, II

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #98 on:** December 27, 2011, 12:01:40 AM »

Pj is so angry at me I feel bad. Dammit

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #99 on:** December 27, 2011, 08:41:42 AM »

This time off will do him good. Pj had some rage issues. Also some self esteem issues.

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