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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9950 on: September 06, 2011, 11:09:29 PM »
jfc.  that's maddening.  Texas is willing to give up the LHN, but only if it moves?  OR it could give it up right f'ing now, call A&M and OU and everyone is happy.  What a bunch of assholes.

Look at it from their perspective, those assholes told UT they could have the network.  Then less than a year later those meetpeepers tried to change the rules they agreed to.  Why should UT volunteer to give up the LHN?  They played by the rules, the fake army and the rednecks didn't.  It's silly to be mad at UT for doing something the entire conference said they could.  Also please don't forget the yell leaders had a chance to join UT for the network and they said no because the idiots think people outside of southeast Texas actually care about white guys in white painters suits and dead collies.

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« Reply #9951 on: September 06, 2011, 11:10:45 PM »
jfc.  that's maddening.  Texas is willing to give up the LHN, but only if it moves?  OR it could give it up right f'ing now, call A&M and OU and everyone is happy.  What a bunch of assholes.

Look at it from their perspective, those assholes told UT they could have the network.  Then less than a year later those meetpeepers tried to change the rules they agreed to.  Why should UT volunteer to give up the LHN?  They played by the rules, the fake army and the rednecks didn't.  It's silly to be mad at UT for doing something the entire conference said they could.  Also please don't forget the yell leaders had a chance to join UT for the network and they said no because the idiots think people outside of southeast Texas actually care about white guys in white painters suits and dead collies.

I'm just going to stand behind you and shout, "Hell yes!"

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« Reply #9952 on: September 06, 2011, 11:12:32 PM »
Maybe moving to the Big East would open up recruiting Florida?

It doesn't make a eff what conference we're in, our recruiting is going to be terrible.

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« Reply #9953 on: September 06, 2011, 11:38:38 PM »
Just got done creeping around the Phog. I thought we were getting a little bit ahead of ourselves thinking that we have a Big East invite locked up, but it's nothing compared to those idiots. They are acting like KU to the Pac-16 is a certainty.

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« Reply #9954 on: September 06, 2011, 11:38:40 PM »
Will I still be able to watch A&M football games on Jefferson-Pilot? 

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« Reply #9955 on: September 06, 2011, 11:40:15 PM »
Are we mumped on the Big East deal if KU pusses out of the best basketball conference in America?

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« Reply #9956 on: September 06, 2011, 11:58:24 PM »
I've been running some math on all this as we look into the future.

PAC 12 adds OU/OSU/TX/Tech to get to 16. (Not a prediction, just taking one scenario regarding possible school placement for the sake of doing the math.)

SEC 13 adds Mizzou, WVU, and Va Tech to get to 16.

Big One-Gee adds ND, Pitt, Syracuse, and Boston College to get to 16.

One superconference spot left to fill, 16 slots.

ACC has lost 2 of its teams to other conferences, leaving 10.

Big East has lost 3 of its teams to other conferences, leaving 6.

They merge, that's 16 teams, leaving out KU, KSU, ISU, and Baylor.

It may be in our best interest to get into the Big East now, rather than "promoting" other schools to the BCS that could then wind up being additional competitors for Top 64 slots down the road.

I would bet a large sum of money that all ACC teams stay put.
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« Reply #9957 on: September 07, 2011, 12:03:51 AM »
Are we mumped on the Big East deal if KU pusses out of the best basketball conference in America?

They won't have anywhere else to go.

The Pac won't expand if they don't take Texas.  OU isn't enough.  If getting OU means needing to add any other school west of the Mississippi not named Texas, it's pretty inconceivable that they will have enough value-add to overcome that tipping point where you start losing revenue for other members.

I think word is leaking that they'll still expand anyway to try and put the clamps on Texas.

I mean, OU/OSU/KU and...Missouri?  Pffft.  Missouri would rather join the SEC than the Pac.  KU is desperate enough.  Missouri isn't going to join the Pac.  Then it becomes who?  Us?

Yeah, the Pac expanding to take OU/OSU, KU/KSU would be the blockbuster Larry Scott has been waiting for and biding his time.

If Larry Scott's grand plan to expand to sixteen culminates in Colorado, Utah, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, KU and anyone not named Texas west of the Mississippi, he may end up in a ravine somewhere.  That would be an enormous strikeout, and there is absolutely no way the CEO's would go for it.

The only way the Pac 16 forms is with Texas.  No Texas, no Pac.  They'll perpetuate the myth that OU/OSU will go without to get Texas on board, but they won't.

That's why this OU/UT pissing match is a waste of time.  Texas can't keep the Big 12 viable without OU, and OU can't bolt for the Pac without UT.  It's a cold war, but neither of them really have nukes.  They just keep saying they do.

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« Reply #9958 on: September 07, 2011, 12:05:27 AM »
:lol: :lol: :pbj: :pbj: :woot: :woot: Hate to say this but WE TOLD YOU MFER'S !!!! NU didn't trust UTerus and look what's happening to you now. Looks like the prom King is leaving all the ugly chicks behind. :lol: :lol: :lol:

NU is just as big a Villain as Ut is.  It isn't like NU rolled out the red carpet for equal revenues, etc.  NU wanted a league of haves and have-nots, it just so happened that Texas ended up being a much bigger have then O'l Red so you bounced.  Therein lies the hole problem with the Big 12 since its inception.
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« Reply #9959 on: September 07, 2011, 12:06:17 AM »
:lol: :lol: :pbj: :pbj: :woot: :woot: Hate to say this but WE TOLD YOU MFER'S !!!! NU didn't trust UTerus and look what's happening to you now. Looks like the prom King is leaving all the ugly chicks behind. :lol: :lol: :lol:

wtf are you talking about?  NU is just as much to blame for UT's power as anyone.  Your dumbass school made it about who had the bigger dick by continuously blocking attempts at revenue sharing and a big 12 network, and you ran the f*ck off when you realized that your dick didn't measure up to UT or OU's.

#boomroasted
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« Reply #9960 on: September 07, 2011, 12:06:49 AM »
I've been running some math on all this as we look into the future.

PAC 12 adds OU/OSU/TX/Tech to get to 16. (Not a prediction, just taking one scenario regarding possible school placement for the sake of doing the math.)

SEC 13 adds Mizzou, WVU, and Va Tech to get to 16.

Big One-Gee adds ND, Pitt, Syracuse, and Boston College to get to 16.

One superconference spot left to fill, 16 slots.

ACC has lost 2 of its teams to other conferences, leaving 10.

Big East has lost 3 of its teams to other conferences, leaving 6.

They merge, that's 16 teams, leaving out KU, KSU, ISU, and Baylor.

It may be in our best interest to get into the Big East now, rather than "promoting" other schools to the BCS that could then wind up being additional competitors for Top 64 slots down the road.

I would bet a large sum of money that all ACC teams stay put.

That has been the most surprising thing about this whole process that no one really expected.

They really have a horrible media rights deal compared to everyone else, yet none of them seem interested at all in leaving the ACC.

If there's anything that will screw up the concept of the Super Conference, and help us in the long run, it's that the ACC seems to genuinely want to stick together and not really rock the boat.

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« Reply #9961 on: September 07, 2011, 12:09:35 AM »
Let's say TX decides to go to the Big 10 (it's up to them, any conference would bend over for them) how long until Texas takes over the reigns of the conference from Ohio State?  I bet it's second year.

Actually, I think that Texas is finding out that this is not the case, hence UT still being interested in keeping the Big 12 together.
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« Reply #9963 on: September 07, 2011, 12:11:49 AM »
I just can't see ND joining the big 10. I could see Texas and Notre Dame forming their own new conference that plucks teams from the big 10, though.

Something like:

Texas
Notre Dame
Pitt
Ohio State
Michigan
USC
UCLA
OU

This is so  :lol: worthy it hurts.  No one is leaving the Big 10.
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« Reply #9964 on: September 07, 2011, 12:13:07 AM »
I've been running some math on all this as we look into the future.

PAC 12 adds OU/OSU/TX/Tech to get to 16. (Not a prediction, just taking one scenario regarding possible school placement for the sake of doing the math.)

SEC 13 adds Mizzou, WVU, and Va Tech to get to 16.

Big One-Gee adds ND, Pitt, Syracuse, and Boston College to get to 16.

One superconference spot left to fill, 16 slots.

ACC has lost 2 of its teams to other conferences, leaving 10.

Big East has lost 3 of its teams to other conferences, leaving 6.

They merge, that's 16 teams, leaving out KU, KSU, ISU, and Baylor.

It may be in our best interest to get into the Big East now, rather than "promoting" other schools to the BCS that could then wind up being additional competitors for Top 64 slots down the road.

I would bet a large sum of money that all ACC teams stay put.

That has been the most surprising thing about this whole process that no one really expected.

They really have a horrible media rights deal compared to everyone else, yet none of them seem interested at all in leaving the ACC.

If there's anything that will screw up the concept of the Super Conference, and help us in the long run, it's that the ACC seems to genuinely want to stick together and not really rock the boat.

It's not really that surprising when you think about it. The schools don't want to lose their in-state rivalries (especially Duke-North Carolina). I'm sure Florida State and Clemson would leave in a heartbeat, but Florida and South Carolina won't allow it.

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« Reply #9965 on: September 07, 2011, 12:18:37 AM »
Good job, guys...we've almost hit 400

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« Reply #9966 on: September 07, 2011, 12:21:21 AM »
Let's say TX decides to go to the Big 10 (it's up to them, any conference would bend over for them) how long until Texas takes over the reigns of the conference from Ohio State?  I bet it's second year.

Actually, I think that Texas is finding out that this is not the case, hence UT still being interested in keeping the Big 12 together.

What's really going to be funny is when the Big 12 doesn't really break apart, solidifies, and takes a couple of additional schools to get back to 12.  The conference holding the bag will be the SEC, who expanded to an unworkable number for A&M and West Virginia.

Think about it...the last two conferences to expand, the Pac and SEC, will have expanded to get Colorado/Utah and A&M/WVU.

Granted, the Pac got good money for it, but really, that's probably more of a function of them having their rights up at a very opportune time more than the two schools they actually picked up.  The SEC can't even re-negotiate their rights for a while, so everyone is going to take a cut to add two schools that probably don't really move their marker all that much.  I mean A&M may actually be worth their cut, but the aggregate will probably be less because WVU won't.

This is why realignment is stupid.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9967 on: September 07, 2011, 12:24:53 AM »
The overall reaction to aTm on Finebaum's show . . . meh.


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« Reply #9968 on: September 07, 2011, 12:26:02 AM »
The overall reaction to aTm on Finebaum's show . . . meh.



A&M plus whatever disappointing addition for #14, and it's going to move from meh to 'Slive is an idiot and needs to be fired immediately'.

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« Reply #9969 on: September 07, 2011, 12:31:49 AM »
The overall reaction to aTm on Finebaum's show . . . meh.



A&M plus whatever disappointing addition for #14, and it's going to move from meh to 'Slive is an idiot and needs to be fired immediately'.
but adding chocopockets is adding comedy gold

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« Reply #9970 on: September 07, 2011, 12:33:25 AM »
The overall reaction to aTm on Finebaum's show . . . meh.



A&M plus whatever disappointing addition for #14, and it's going to move from meh to 'Slive is an idiot and needs to be fired immediately'.
but adding chocopockets is adding comedy gold

Most of them take this stuff too seriously to do something like that.

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« Reply #9971 on: September 07, 2011, 01:03:05 AM »
"Sources say Texas A&M's acceptance into the Southeastern Conference is contingent upon each Big 12 school waiving the right to sue the SEC"

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« Reply #9972 on: September 07, 2011, 01:09:16 AM »
"Sources say Texas A&M's acceptance into the Southeastern Conference is contingent upon each Big 12 school waiving the right to sue the SEC"

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Baylor is already lawyered up.  If this is true, A&M can kiss that invite goodbye.

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« Reply #9973 on: September 07, 2011, 01:09:35 AM »
THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!

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« Reply #9974 on: September 07, 2011, 01:12:09 AM »
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