Author Topic: Hideout Thread (Read 10803 times)

Quote from: MeatSauce on January 13, 2011, 09:45:53 AM
I put hummus on a bagel this morning. Might do it again.

Sounds horrible.

Love both independently, but together sounds disgusting.

Texture was the worst part.

EllToPay · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2011, 10:25:43 AM »

I have nowhere to go. I won't turn on the radio, I won't look at espn. Guess I really do have to work today...

CNS · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2011, 10:28:14 AM »

Quote from: EllToPay on January 13, 2011, 10:25:43 AM

I have nowhere to go. I won't turn on the radio, I won't look at espn. Guess I really do have to work today...

Damn, That Sucks!!!Damn, That Sucks!!!Damn, That Sucks!!!

EllToPay · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2011, 10:32:36 AM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on January 13, 2011, 10:28:14 AM

Quote from: EllToPay on January 13, 2011, 10:25:43 AM
I have nowhere to go. I won't turn on the radio, I won't look at espn. Guess I really do have to work today...

Damn, That Sucks!!!Damn, That Sucks!!!Damn, That Sucks!!!

steve dave · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2011, 11:17:46 AM »

Great thread. This is now the official Fort/Treehouse/Hideout/Clubhouse thread.

1) One of my favorite forts ever was discovered by sdbro and myself when we were roughly 6 and 8 years old. It was out in the woods near our house. It was an actual little house with a glass window, door on a hinge with a bolt to lock it. It was about 15 feet by 5 feet. The floor was dirt and when we were digging up the floor for no reason we discovered and old metal tool box with some old rusty tools, some books that were basically unreadable and moldy and some other crap. The kid who had it before us was estimated to have lived in the 1600s and was friends with indians and crap and probably ran away from home to live on his own. He had all sorts of pet animals that helped him hunt and did various jobs for him.

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2011, 11:27:56 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 13, 2011, 11:17:46 AM

Great thread. This is now the official Fort/Treehouse/Hideout/Clubhouse thread.

1) One of my favorite forts ever was discovered by sdbro and myself when we were roughly 6 and 8 years old. It was out in the woods near our house. It was an actual little house with a glass window, door on a hinge with a bolt to lock it. It was about 15 feet by 5 feet. The floor was dirt and when we were digging up the floor for no reason we discovered and old metal tool box with some old rusty tools, some books that were basically unreadable and moldy and some other crap. The kid who had it before us was estimated to have lived in the 1600s and was friends with indians and cac and probably ran away from home to live on his own. He had all sorts of pet animals that helped him hunt and did various jobs for him.

Sounds amazing.

I would go out in the woods and pretend that I was an Indian camping out (vision quest). But I never found a house with cool buried treasure.

steve dave · « **Reply #14 on:** January 13, 2011, 11:35:26 AM »

2) Fort 2 was a tree house of sorts. sd, sdbro and littler sdbro found a pile of wooden fence posts of various lengths. We took them up into a big wide tree and began to hammer them down in between the Vs of the widest branches wedging them in there tight. Then, we put nails through them so they wouldn't fall when we sat on them. Eventaully we had about 40 wooden fence posts making walls up the largest Vs of the branches. We then began to construct the floor out of ply wood we found in our shed. The floor was of poor quality so it was primarily for looks only. We would sit quietly waiting for a deer, bear or outlaw to pass by so we could drop the rocks we had stockpiled up top onto their heads....none ever passed or were seen.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #15 on:** January 13, 2011, 11:37:18 AM »

Quote from: MeatSauce on January 13, 2011, 09:45:53 AM

I put hummus on a bagel this morning. Might do it again.

Dumbass.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #16 on:** January 13, 2011, 11:37:44 AM »

Quote from: WildcatNkilt on January 13, 2011, 09:57:24 AM

Quote from: MeatSauce on January 13, 2011, 09:45:53 AM
I put hummus on a bagel this morning. Might do it again.

I put vege-cream cheese on mine this morning.

Why? Why do goys do this?

CHONGS · « **Reply #17 on:** January 13, 2011, 11:39:17 AM »

Quote from: GagaCat on January 13, 2011, 11:37:44 AM

Quote from: WildcatNkilt on January 13, 2011, 09:57:24 AM
Quote from: MeatSauce on January 13, 2011, 09:45:53 AM
I put hummus on a bagel this morning. Might do it again.

I put vege-cream cheese on mine this morning.
Why? Why do goys do this?

Because it tastes good?

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #18 on:** January 13, 2011, 11:45:21 AM »

Quote from: Chingon on January 13, 2011, 11:39:17 AM

Quote from: GagaCat on January 13, 2011, 11:37:44 AM
Quote from: WildcatNkilt on January 13, 2011, 09:57:24 AM
Quote from: MeatSauce on January 13, 2011, 09:45:53 AM
I put hummus on a bagel this morning. Might do it again.

I put vege-cream cheese on mine this morning.
Why? Why do goys do this?
Because it tastes good?

Befouling a perfectly good bagel.

Nevermind. It probably was a Panera bagel so befoul away.

chunkles · « **Reply #19 on:** January 13, 2011, 11:55:23 AM »

I am wearing an obnoxious purple shirt today. It is of good fabric, and expresses a quality sheen. Nobody is rough ridin' with me today, and I'm pretty sure it's because of my shirt. I am also not speaking to or making eye contact with anybody.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #20 on:** January 13, 2011, 12:21:41 PM »

My fort #1: A tree fort at my neighbors house. Few wood planks and a rope to swing on. Couldn't find any other ropes to use, so we used his parent's tow rope. One day a friend went down the tow rope too fast and the hook ripped his sack. Lesson for all the goEMAWers: do not use tow ropes for any future forts

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #21 on:** January 13, 2011, 12:29:19 PM »

Anyone else have a shed or two full of usable boards and plywood?? Uhm..yeah, totally awesome to have growing up. Had multiple tree house all at least 15 feet off the ground. Damn, i miss the good ol days of making mud pies.

EllToPay · « **Reply #22 on:** January 13, 2011, 12:29:47 PM »

My fort was generally inside in the family room. ETP and ETPbro would take all of the kitchen table chairs and form a circle. We would then take our bedsheets and form a ceiling with them. We'd play in it for about 5 minutes, then leave it to ETPmom to pick up.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #23 on:** January 13, 2011, 12:30:57 PM »

Quote from: EllToPay on January 13, 2011, 12:29:47 PM

My fort was generally inside in the family room. ETP and ETPbro would take all of the kitchen table chairs and form a circle. We would then take our bedsheets and form a ceiling with them. We'd play in it for about 5 minutes, then leave it to ETPmom to pick up.

we would usually grab all the sofa cushions. Use them as walls and use blankets over top. Usually would integrate a table or two as well.

AppleJack · « **Reply #24 on:** January 13, 2011, 12:34:11 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 13, 2011, 11:35:26 AM

2) Fort 2 was a tree house of sorts. sd, sdbro and littler sdbro found a pile of wooden fence posts of various lengths. We took them up into a big wide tree and began to hammer them down in between the Vs of the widest branches wedging them in there tight. Then, we put nails through them so they wouldn't fall when we sat on them. Eventaully we had about 40 wooden fence posts making walls up the largest Vs of the branches. We then began to construct the floor out of ply wood we found in our shed. The floor was of poor quality so it was primarily for looks only. We would sit quietly waiting for a deer, bear or outlaw to pass by so we could drop the rocks we had stockpiled up top onto their heads....none ever passed or were seen.

Your story reminds me of the 3 Roloff bros from Little People, Big World. Those sons of bitches have some amazing adventures.