Author Topic: Terrible baby names (Read 16389 times)

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #75 on:** January 05, 2011, 10:55:06 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on January 05, 2011, 10:37:43 PM

The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.

i always hear these same ones from my dads dumbass colleagues. they must be popular with people in education. and racists.

Testy Westy · « **Reply #76 on:** January 05, 2011, 11:19:29 PM »

Knew a girl in elementary school named America

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #77 on:** January 05, 2011, 11:26:34 PM »

Love people w/ super foreign parents and they have super american names.

Jeffy · « **Reply #78 on:** January 05, 2011, 11:52:19 PM »

Rusty

jtksu · « **Reply #79 on:** January 06, 2011, 01:09:38 AM »

When I see the name Rusty, I always pronounce it (in my head) like that French chick on the Eiffel Tower in European Vacation.

felix rex · « **Reply #80 on:** January 06, 2011, 06:14:55 AM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on January 05, 2011, 10:37:43 PM

The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.

Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"

Brock Landers · « **Reply #81 on:** January 06, 2011, 09:01:04 AM »

Quote from: felix rex on January 06, 2011, 06:14:55 AM

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on January 05, 2011, 10:37:43 PM
The whole Male/Female, Lemonjello/Oranjello, and L-a things are all complete wives tales and I can't believe you rubes actually bought them.

Yeah. I knew it was only a matter of time before those and "shi-thead" showed up here followed by a "no foolin!"

Yeah those are all fake as hell. About as real as Asswipe Johnson. Looks bad but it's actually pronounced "Ozzweepay"!!

Dirty Sanchez · « **Reply #82 on:** January 06, 2011, 09:16:42 AM »

Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.

Basically doomed that kid to a life of having to explain.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #83 on:** January 06, 2011, 09:46:04 AM »

Quote from: jtksu on January 06, 2011, 01:09:38 AM

When I see the name Rusty, I always pronounce it (in my head) like that French chick on the Eiffel Tower in European Vacation.

Yep, I do the same thing.

michigancat · « **Reply #84 on:** January 06, 2011, 09:47:27 AM »

Quote from: Dirty Sanchez on January 06, 2011, 09:16:42 AM

Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.

Basically doomed that kid to a life of having to explain.

it's pretty easy to change your name.

Dirty Sanchez · « **Reply #85 on:** January 06, 2011, 11:24:56 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on January 06, 2011, 09:47:27 AM

Quote from: Dirty Sanchez on January 06, 2011, 09:16:42 AM
Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.

Basically doomed that kid to a life of having to explain.

it's pretty easy to change your name.

No crap. Most people don't.

I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound. Hey dumbfucks, its clearly a German name. In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #86 on:** January 06, 2011, 11:26:38 AM »

Quote from: Dirty Sanchez on January 06, 2011, 11:24:56 AM

Quote from: michigancat on January 06, 2011, 09:47:27 AM
Quote from: Dirty Sanchez on January 06, 2011, 09:16:42 AM
Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.

Basically doomed that kid to a life of having to explain.

it's pretty easy to change your name.

No crap. Most people don't.

I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound. Hey dumbfucks, its clearly a German name. In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.

My last name is that way too.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #87 on:** January 06, 2011, 11:27:55 AM »

Quote from: Dirty Sanchez on January 06, 2011, 11:24:56 AM

Quote from: michigancat on January 06, 2011, 09:47:27 AM
Quote from: Dirty Sanchez on January 06, 2011, 09:16:42 AM
Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.

Basically doomed that kid to a life of having to explain.

it's pretty easy to change your name.

No crap. Most people don't.

I am keenly aware of this situation, as my first name has multiple common spellings and my last name has an ei in it, which for some reason people always think is a long e sound. Hey dumbfucks, its clearly a German name. In German you always pronounce the second letter in the ei/ie spelling.

I'm sorry but your Geniology is off. Sanchez is not German.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #88 on:** January 06, 2011, 01:06:58 PM »

Quote from: Dirty Sanchez on January 06, 2011, 09:16:42 AM

Like I said earlier, my wife has a La-a in class.

Nope.

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #89 on:** January 06, 2011, 01:33:28 PM »

Sanchez' last name has to be Weiner.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #90 on:** January 06, 2011, 01:39:55 PM »

Jeffy · « **Reply #91 on:** January 06, 2011, 02:55:57 PM »

Quote from: jmlynch1 on January 06, 2011, 01:33:28 PM

Sanchez' last name has to be Weiner.

Dirty Sanchez · « **Reply #92 on:** January 06, 2011, 05:35:17 PM »

Quote from: jmlynch1 on January 06, 2011, 01:33:28 PM

Sanchez' last name has to be Weiner.

And I'm a very giving person.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #93 on:** January 06, 2011, 09:25:46 PM »

D'Brickashaw

Matt Siebrant's Left Hand · « **Reply #94 on:** January 06, 2011, 10:39:37 PM »

Brother's naming his kid Spraynard. His wife I guess thinks the nickname would be cute in Spray. Who do I punch my sister for the idea or my brother for not nutting up...or do I just take her to Wichita and "clean it out?"

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #95 on:** January 06, 2011, 10:43:16 PM »

Flush that monster out of her gut.

DQ12 · « **Reply #96 on:** January 06, 2011, 11:13:26 PM »

Quote from: GagaCat on January 05, 2011, 12:59:31 PM

Do you know what I hate? More than one middle name.

I'm pretty proud of both of my middle names.

I think it makes me sound regal.

Tobias · « **Reply #97 on:** January 06, 2011, 11:25:15 PM »

Quote from: SquirrelMan on January 06, 2011, 10:39:37 PM

Brother's naming his kid Spraynard. His wife I guess thinks the nickname would be cute in Spray. Who do I punch my sister for the idea or my brother for not nutting up...or do I just take her to Wichita and "clean it out?"

You are looking for some combination of

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jtksu · « **Reply #98 on:** January 06, 2011, 11:32:02 PM »

If there was ever a reason for a 3rd trimester vacuum job, Spraynard is it.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #99 on:** January 07, 2011, 12:20:51 AM »

Quote from: SquirrelMan on January 06, 2011, 10:39:37 PM

Brother's naming his kid Spraynard. His wife I guess thinks the nickname would be cute in Spray. Who do I punch my sister for the idea or my brother for not nutting up...or do I just take her to Wichita and "clean it out?"

JFC go take your meds