funny story, one time at SEA-TAC i took a dump right after getting off a flight, and didn't think it was really that long of a dump. when i got down to the baggage claim there was absolutely no one there, no bags (flight landed at 5 am). i stood there for about 15 minutes getting kind of worried before i realized my bag was just sitting over by the Alaska Airlines desk. i had missed the whole thing. what an idiot!