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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68525 on: April 06, 2017, 03:26:31 PM »
Pitcher has a footrace with the batter (pitcher from the mound, batter from the box) to first base. Pitcher reaches first first and it's a regular walk, if the batter wins and he gets to go to second. If it's close the batter can try to knock the ball out of the pitchers glove for a live ball situation

that's too easy, i think.  the pitchers can almost always get to first before the batter even when they are waiting until the batter hits a ball somewhere (like 1st base), so they'd always win if they start at the same time.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68526 on: April 06, 2017, 03:26:59 PM »
Bullpen 14 ER in 8.0 Innings
Offense 1-14 w/RISP

Pretty easy to see why it was a 3 game sweep.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68527 on: April 06, 2017, 03:27:51 PM »
Playing catch with the catcher isn't exactly difficult either
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68528 on: April 06, 2017, 03:28:21 PM »
is anyone ITT right now a fan of the game of baseball?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68529 on: April 06, 2017, 03:30:08 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68530 on: April 06, 2017, 03:30:36 PM »
I am a fan. I also feel it doesn't need to be a 3.5 hour affair. I should say I am a Royals fan. I don't want other games.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68531 on: April 06, 2017, 03:31:01 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68532 on: April 06, 2017, 03:32:05 PM »
how about the batter can start running as soon as the pitcher releases the ball, the catcher has to throw to third, who throws to second, then first.  if any of the fielders don't catch the ball, or don't tag their bag, the batter gets to advance to that base.  if the defense can get it all the way around before the batter gets to first he's out.

the defense has to tell the batter beforehand, so he knows to run and not swing, but the catcher has to crouch like on a normal pitch.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68533 on: April 06, 2017, 03:36:29 PM »
I think the only thing I would seriously change since the technology exists is to get rid of the ump calling balls and strikes.

Everything else is fine with me.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68534 on: April 06, 2017, 03:42:07 PM »
how about the batter can start running as soon as the pitcher releases the ball, the catcher has to throw to third, who throws to second, then first.  if any of the fielders don't catch the ball, or don't tag their bag, the batter gets to advance to that base.  if the defense can get it all the way around before the batter gets to first he's out.

the defense has to tell the batter beforehand, so he knows to run and not swing, but the catcher has to crouch like on a normal pitch.

This sounds like a winner
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68535 on: April 06, 2017, 03:45:34 PM »
runner on! sys he's a fast one

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the royals don't have any fast players left.  crazy old c43.

You know Goresie is on the roster, right?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68536 on: April 06, 2017, 03:49:14 PM »
Seems like a great time to discuss shortening the ridiculously long MLB season.

Do it!  Soon!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68537 on: April 06, 2017, 03:49:46 PM »
on the roster doesn't count if dumbass ol' yostsie won't play him.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68538 on: April 06, 2017, 03:51:35 PM »
Seems like a great time to discuss shortening the ridiculously long MLB season.

Do it!  Soon!

Yeah, by at least a month, probably 2
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68539 on: April 06, 2017, 04:03:02 PM »
:flush: <------ someone make this the royals sign guy.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68540 on: April 06, 2017, 04:12:08 PM »
Will it be sad or funny when Hosmer's agent tries getting $200mil?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68541 on: April 06, 2017, 04:30:48 PM »
burn it down

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68542 on: April 06, 2017, 04:32:43 PM »
 :lol: New $ fans freaking out already.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68543 on: April 06, 2017, 04:39:59 PM »
I remember pioneering the idea of letting runners round home and try to get to first again.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68544 on: April 06, 2017, 04:56:55 PM »
:lol: New $ fans freaking out already.

Yeah, the fans who have been around for awhile know that the Royals come back from crappy starts to make the playoffs all the time.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68545 on: April 06, 2017, 05:20:24 PM »
Went up to minnesota for opening day...sorry I didn't take the suck with me when I left....good for the twins though...those fans were so happy guys.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68546 on: April 06, 2017, 05:33:13 PM »
This isn't how I envisioned the start to the season guys

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68547 on: April 07, 2017, 07:34:20 PM »
Salvy!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68548 on: April 07, 2017, 07:51:24 PM »
Painful to watch Mondo bat.  He's clueless vs good offspeed stuff. I feel like we have a pitcher hitting 9th. I understand he is 21, but he's got to hit at least .230-.240 to not be a liability

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68549 on: April 07, 2017, 08:47:56 PM »
Good grief Paulo