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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68500 on: April 06, 2017, 02:53:33 PM »
he stole a base idiot

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68501 on: April 06, 2017, 02:54:11 PM »
they just waved their stupid fingers and Cain went to 1st. its stupid.
No strong feelings one way or another.  Does your dislike come from missing out on a potential horrible throw that allows a base runner to steal a base?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68502 on: April 06, 2017, 02:59:52 PM »
he stole a base idiot

so did billy butler, c43.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68503 on: April 06, 2017, 03:00:03 PM »
they just waved their stupid fingers and Cain went to 1st. its stupid.
No strong feelings one way or another.  Does your dislike come from missing out on a potential horrible throw that allows a base runner to steal a base?

That's why I hate the rule.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68504 on: April 06, 2017, 03:02:05 PM »
they just waved their stupid fingers and Cain went to 1st. its stupid.
No strong feelings one way or another.  Does your dislike come from missing out on a potential horrible throw that allows a base runner to steal a base?

my dislike comes from the idea that baseball must somehow improve, which is a false premise

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68505 on: April 06, 2017, 03:02:25 PM »
moss is our new worst player, i guess?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68506 on: April 06, 2017, 03:03:06 PM »
moss is our new worst player, i guess?

no. Wood by a lot

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68507 on: April 06, 2017, 03:05:02 PM »
which one did we trade dyson for?  he probably is the one i need to hate the most.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68508 on: April 06, 2017, 03:05:36 PM »
which one did we trade dyson for?  he probably is the one i need to hate the most.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68509 on: April 06, 2017, 03:05:58 PM »
they just waved their stupid fingers and Cain went to 1st. its stupid.
No strong feelings one way or another.  Does your dislike come from missing out on a potential horrible throw that allows a base runner to steal a base?

my dislike comes from the idea that baseball must somehow improve, which is a false premise

Baseball needs tons of improvements
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68510 on: April 06, 2017, 03:06:10 PM »
they just waved their stupid fingers and Cain went to 1st. its stupid.
No strong feelings one way or another.  Does your dislike come from missing out on a potential horrible throw that allows a base runner to steal a base?

That's why I hate the rule.

and yes, this too. you want to speed up the game, limit mound visits, limit warm up pitches for new pitchers, eliminate regular season replay. bam. i just saved 14 minutes a game

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68511 on: April 06, 2017, 03:06:27 PM »
they just waved their stupid fingers and Cain went to 1st. its stupid.
No strong feelings one way or another.  Does your dislike come from missing out on a potential horrible throw that allows a base runner to steal a base?

my dislike comes from the idea that baseball must somehow improve, which is a false premise

Baseball needs tons of improvements

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68512 on: April 06, 2017, 03:07:06 PM »
which one did we trade dyson for?  he probably is the one i need to hate the most.
Karns

my goodness.  we have a lot of players worth hating this year.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68513 on: April 06, 2017, 03:08:40 PM »
Sys and I have come up with numerous improvements in this very thread, feel free to reread
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68514 on: April 06, 2017, 03:11:40 PM »
Sys and I have come up with numerous improvements in this very thread, feel free to reread

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68515 on: April 06, 2017, 03:15:41 PM »
for intentional walks, the umpire should hold a bullseye type dart board.  the pitcher has to throw at it 4 times, if he misses the whole board once the batter takes 2nd.  also it's a live ball and any runners can advance.  if he hits the bullseye on 3 throws, the batter is out.  if he hits the board on 4 of 4, but doesn't get 3 bullseyes, the batter advances to first.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68516 on: April 06, 2017, 03:16:58 PM »
for intentional walks, the umpire should hold a bullseye type dart board.  the pitcher has to throw at it 4 times, if he misses the whole board once the batter takes 2nd.  also it's a live ball and any runners can advance.  if he hits the bullseye on 3 throws, the batter is out.  if he hits the board on 4 of 4, but doesn't get 3 bullseyes, the batter advances to first.

I don't like that, because most of these pitchers can hit the bullseye on 3 throws most of the time. Nobody would ever pitch to a batter.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68517 on: April 06, 2017, 03:17:56 PM »
then at 1st base is a dunk tank and we all wear floppy shoes and rainbow wigs. in the 4th inning its pony rides for all

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68518 on: April 06, 2017, 03:21:27 PM »
maybe we could put a plastic propeller on top of everyone's hat as long as we're being insane

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68519 on: April 06, 2017, 03:22:51 PM »
I've always wondered why warm up pitches weren't added to the pitch count.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68520 on: April 06, 2017, 03:23:14 PM »
Pitcher has a footrace with the batter (pitcher from the mound, batter from the box) to first base. Pitcher reaches first first and it's a regular walk, if the batter wins and he gets to go to second. If it's close the batter can try to knock the ball out of the pitchers glove for a live ball situation
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68521 on: April 06, 2017, 03:23:53 PM »
I don't like that, because most of these pitchers can hit the bullseye on 3 throws most of the time. Nobody would ever pitch to a batter.

i don't think they can.  remember the umpires will be holding the target up at head or chest height where they aren't used to throwing.  but if they can, we'll just change the rules again until we get the balance right.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68522 on: April 06, 2017, 03:25:11 PM »
I mean if it's a home run. Just take your point and head back to the dugout.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68523 on: April 06, 2017, 03:25:26 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68524 on: April 06, 2017, 03:26:02 PM »
New rule, homeruns are illegal
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