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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68475 on: April 05, 2017, 03:35:16 PM »
i hope the Dodgers get all of them. man, the Dodgers  :love:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68476 on: April 05, 2017, 03:39:29 PM »
What's your deal with the dodgers
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68477 on: April 05, 2017, 05:09:00 PM »
3 hits today! Our lineup is full of guys who would be good hitters if they weren't so stubborn and selfish.

4 hits today--33% improvement!!!--however, fewer total bases.  :cry:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68478 on: April 06, 2017, 06:18:35 AM »
4 hits today--33% improvement!!!--however, fewer total bases.  :cry:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68479 on: April 06, 2017, 09:53:00 AM »
Cf3's favorite Royals columnist/political cartoonist with his latest take on our Royals: http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/judging-the-royals/article143053069.html

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« Reply #68480 on: April 06, 2017, 10:17:46 AM »
Royals hitting upcoming promo nights hard on social media.

Get your Alex Gordon bobble head June 3rd FYI.

Woot!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68481 on: April 06, 2017, 10:35:11 AM »
I bet dax is struttin' around like a rooster right now. Enjoy it dax
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68482 on: April 06, 2017, 10:42:06 AM »
Cf3's favorite Royals columnist/political cartoonist with his latest take on our Royals: http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/judging-the-royals/article143053069.html

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This is the type of article that makes you dumber for having read it.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68483 on: April 06, 2017, 10:42:58 AM »
Cf3's favorite Royals columnist/political cartoonist with his latest take on our Royals: http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/judging-the-royals/article143053069.html

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This is the type of article that makes you dumber for having read it.

Who are you to judge?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68484 on: April 06, 2017, 11:17:09 AM »
Royals hitting upcoming promo nights hard on social media.

Get your Alex Gordon bobble head June 3rd FYI.

Woot!

that sounds awesome I would really love a Gordo bobble head. Thanks dax

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68485 on: April 06, 2017, 11:18:50 AM »
Cf3's favorite Royals columnist/political cartoonist with his latest take on our Royals: http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/judging-the-royals/article143053069.html

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This is a good thing to bookmark. You can show it to stupid people and give them hope that they too can pretend to understand statistics, and not only that, but get paid for it.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68486 on: April 06, 2017, 11:19:02 AM »
guys, this summer is probably really gonna suck, but it's what needs to happen. we need to sell because I trust trading for other guys talent rather than our guys drafting, which we appear to suck at.

reboot, suck for 2-3 years. draft high, draft well, boom, playoffs. royals.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68487 on: April 06, 2017, 11:39:34 AM »
guys, this summer is probably really gonna suck, but it's what needs to happen. we need to sell because I trust trading for other guys talent rather than our guys drafting, which we appear to suck at.

reboot, suck for 2-3 years. draft high, draft well, boom, playoffs. royals.

I just don't think we have anyone as valuable enough to jump start this franchise. Who are we really going to get for half a season of Lorenzo Cain? I'd rather be good for one more year because it will probably be more than a decade before it happens again.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68488 on: April 06, 2017, 11:48:47 AM »
guys, this summer is probably really gonna suck, but it's what needs to happen. we need to sell because I trust trading for other guys talent rather than our guys drafting, which we appear to suck at.

reboot, suck for 2-3 years. draft high, draft well, boom, playoffs. royals.

I just don't think we have anyone as valuable enough to jump start this franchise. Who are we really going to get for half a season of Lorenzo Cain? I'd rather be good for one more year because it will probably be more than a decade before it happens again.

a decade? what do you base this on?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68489 on: April 06, 2017, 11:53:06 AM »
guys, this summer is probably really gonna suck, but it's what needs to happen. we need to sell because I trust trading for other guys talent rather than our guys drafting, which we appear to suck at.

reboot, suck for 2-3 years. draft high, draft well, boom, playoffs. royals.

I just don't think we have anyone as valuable enough to jump start this franchise. Who are we really going to get for half a season of Lorenzo Cain? I'd rather be good for one more year because it will probably be more than a decade before it happens again.

a decade? what do you base this on?

Just a guess. Do you see the Royals contending for the playoffs again before 2027? It just doesn't appear to be that likely to me.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68490 on: April 06, 2017, 12:11:00 PM »
I don't see the Royals doing anything that will cripple them for a decade. Really predicting how good a team like the Royals will be more than a couple years into the future is pretty pointless. They will probably need to rebuild for a couple seasons but not a decade good grief.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68491 on: April 06, 2017, 12:11:58 PM »
if we are in position to trade anyone, we aren't going to be good. literally no reason in holding on to expiring contracts just to have a good bye tour in a Royals cap for 3 months.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68492 on: April 06, 2017, 02:24:16 PM »
Its alarming how much Hamel looks like Hoch

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68493 on: April 06, 2017, 02:27:17 PM »
listen gentlemen, our boys in blue got out to a rough start and the past couple of days- they've been rough on us all

but!  there's no reason to give up hope yet!   we need a win and we're going to get one.  and when we do you better watch out because this team is going to do things that most sane men would think to be impossible.  so strap on your seat belt extra tight.  i said extra tight!

we're going to make headlines and i'd hate to see you gents miss the ride! 


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68494 on: April 06, 2017, 02:29:25 PM »
you said it clams!


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68495 on: April 06, 2017, 02:33:27 PM »
runner on! sys he's a fast one

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68496 on: April 06, 2017, 02:41:16 PM »
new intentional walk rule


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68497 on: April 06, 2017, 02:44:50 PM »
new intentional walk rule



Wait, that rule is actually live? Lol
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68498 on: April 06, 2017, 02:48:36 PM »
they just waved their stupid fingers and Cain went to 1st. its stupid.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68499 on: April 06, 2017, 02:53:05 PM »
runner on! sys he's a fast one

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the royals don't have any fast players left.  crazy old c43.
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