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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67825 on: January 05, 2017, 09:53:47 AM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67826 on: January 05, 2017, 09:56:03 AM »
That guy looks like he's gonna be great at sac flys

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67827 on: January 05, 2017, 09:57:28 AM »
he looks like a sac

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67828 on: January 05, 2017, 10:01:29 AM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67829 on: January 05, 2017, 10:16:02 AM »
Never heard of this guy. Seems like a poor mans Chris Carter, or the exact same player as that white lefty we bought from the marlins ~8yrs ago for like 4 months.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67830 on: January 05, 2017, 11:23:50 AM »
Never heard of this guy. Seems like a poor mans Chris Carter, or the exact same player as that white lefty we bought from the marlins ~8yrs ago for like 4 months.

Mike Jacobs. He was so bad at 1st base we moved Billy off of DH to improve infield defense.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67831 on: January 05, 2017, 01:15:35 PM »
Never heard of this guy. Seems like a poor mans Chris Carter, or the exact same player as that white lefty we bought from the marlins ~8yrs ago for like 4 months.

Mike Jacobs. He was so bad at 1st base we moved Billy off of DH to improve infield defense.

YES! Guy might as well have been using a ping pong paddle to field grounders.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67832 on: January 05, 2017, 01:33:33 PM »
Royals are staying with the plan.  Sign the young stars to long term contracts and fill in the other spots with reclamation projects.  I like the O'Brien trade.  He will be a fine DH in the A.L.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67833 on: January 05, 2017, 01:35:22 PM »
Royals are staying with the plan.  Sign the young stars to long term contracts and fill in the other spots with reclamation projects.  I like the O'Brien trade.  He will be a fine DH in the A.L.

I had imagined Solar being the DH.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67834 on: January 05, 2017, 01:37:26 PM »
What's our bullpen situation looking like....
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67835 on: January 05, 2017, 02:09:56 PM »
We would have to do a lot to be contenders this year guys, it's just not going to happen

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67836 on: January 05, 2017, 03:12:36 PM »
when a guy is striking out 30% of the time, you're gonna hate him whether he hits 30 homeruns or not.  especially if he's a slow dumbass who plays shitty defense everywhere except at first base and he's in right field instead of dyson and yost doesn't sub in gore for him if he ever gets on base, which he won't anyways because he's always striking out.  michigancat, dick duffy, moose, platypus, mammals.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67837 on: January 05, 2017, 04:47:20 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67838 on: January 05, 2017, 10:07:40 PM »
That obrien guy has like 100 career AB's, his ass is going to AAA. Cuthbert has a better chance of DH'ing this season.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67839 on: January 05, 2017, 10:11:41 PM »
Also, he strikes out at a 40% clip, which means he might actually be legally blind.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67840 on: January 05, 2017, 10:18:56 PM »
did you see his pic?  his eyes are on the sides of his head

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67841 on: January 06, 2017, 11:06:05 AM »
Today is the 1 year anniversary of the Gordo contract. Hopefully we see the good Gordo come back this year.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67842 on: January 06, 2017, 02:20:43 PM »
Gordon needs to be aware this year that smashing himself into walls and other players isn't worth it if it means he's going to suck for the next 3 months while he recovers from the superman routine.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67843 on: January 06, 2017, 02:21:46 PM »
Today is the 1 year anniversary of the Gordo contract. Hopefully we see the good Gordo come back this year.


Can you shop him landing on a bear skin rub and a fire behind him at the end? Thanks. :)

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67844 on: January 06, 2017, 03:57:18 PM »
And the Royals undervaluing of Dyson comes full circle. What a joke.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67845 on: January 06, 2017, 03:59:56 PM »
Prepare to be baffled at terrible OF defense all season when Soler is out in the field.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67846 on: January 06, 2017, 04:03:08 PM »
boooooooooooooooooo

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67847 on: January 06, 2017, 04:10:10 PM »
Sorry sys.

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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67849 on: January 06, 2017, 04:14:49 PM »
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