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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67850 on: January 06, 2017, 04:16:50 PM »
You will be missed Mr Dyson!!! We will never forget, that's what speed do.

Karns, 41 starts last 2 years
4.00 ERA, 9.0 Ks per 9.0 Inn as starter
Those 41 starts, allowed .390 Slug .320 OBP
For comparison, Volkie in 2015 was .375 Slug .320 OBP

Made 523K. We have control of him 17-20'
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67851 on: January 06, 2017, 04:27:35 PM »
He's a better CF than Cain. Yeah I said it. And his arm is so damn accurate.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67852 on: January 06, 2017, 04:47:28 PM »
Welcome to the big leagues, Gore.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67853 on: January 06, 2017, 04:59:07 PM »
bid.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67854 on: January 06, 2017, 04:59:25 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67855 on: January 06, 2017, 05:01:10 PM »
Welcome to the big leagues, Gore.

bro they are going to try and use Billy Burns are their Dyson, and its going to be painful to watch IRL

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67856 on: January 06, 2017, 05:07:14 PM »
Well, 2 good years was fun, some teams don't even get that
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67857 on: January 06, 2017, 06:03:48 PM »
Jesus guys, Dyson was novelty piece and a shitty hitter. What an overreaction.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67858 on: January 06, 2017, 06:06:00 PM »
Jesus guys, Dyson was novelty piece and a shitty hitter. What an overreaction.

for someone who played at such a high level, you really don't understand much about the game

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67859 on: January 06, 2017, 06:26:11 PM »
I mean, I get it, but at least we're not going to roll out Chris Young as our 5th starter this year.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67860 on: January 06, 2017, 06:28:17 PM »
WHAT THE eff IS THIS

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67861 on: January 06, 2017, 06:29:08 PM »
2nd in the AL in steals and triples
10th in dWAR
ended the year with a .340 OBP (highest on the team)
only 39 Ks to 26 BBs
had a better OPS than Salvy or Gordon
led the team (10th in all of MLB) in OF assists.
85% career steal rate

Did all that when the Royals only played him in 107 games

I'm sorry WC what exactly was the novelty? Power was the only tool this player lacks and his speed, defense, arm, baserunning, are at the top of the American League.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67862 on: January 06, 2017, 06:29:25 PM »
I was fine with every other move, even acquiring a slow and slightly less ratty colby rasmus, but this makes me v angry

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« Reply #67863 on: January 06, 2017, 06:29:46 PM »
I was fine with every other move, even acquiring a slow and slightly less ratty colby rasmus, but this makes me v angry

well you're not a complete dumbass

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67864 on: January 06, 2017, 06:29:50 PM »
He was so damn cheap too

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67865 on: January 06, 2017, 06:30:34 PM »
He was so damn cheap too

but but but, this new guy only costs $534k for his terrible pitching mocat!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67866 on: January 06, 2017, 06:31:04 PM »
Guess we aren't going to even try to sign hosmer. Sorry your inexpensive best friend who had the best WAR on team had to go bud. Happy trails

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67867 on: January 06, 2017, 06:32:00 PM »
Seattle has Tyler Lockett and Jarrod Dyson. WTF.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67868 on: January 06, 2017, 06:32:14 PM »
I was fine with every other move, even acquiring a slow and slightly less ratty colby rasmus, but this makes me v angry

this was the point where i realized we were burning it down

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67869 on: January 06, 2017, 06:32:21 PM »
Trim is going to be such a terrible royals thread poster this year

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67870 on: January 06, 2017, 06:32:37 PM »
Yikes. What a meltdown. :zip:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67871 on: January 06, 2017, 06:32:56 PM »
this being that catfish guy we picked up a few days ago

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67872 on: January 06, 2017, 06:33:08 PM »
my god mocat look at his stupid face


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67873 on: January 06, 2017, 06:34:14 PM »
and we're going to use billy burns in the Dyson role. now look at this person's face.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #67874 on: January 06, 2017, 06:34:24 PM »
"Here's a picture of somebody's dog wearing pants at the mariners game, they have a dog park here"