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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38025 on: June 18, 2015, 08:53:35 PM »
if we don't score runs this inning, it will rios' fault.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38026 on: June 18, 2015, 08:58:31 PM »
Hope level that the following starters will contribute well the rest of the year on a 1-10 scale (10 is I expect it, 1 is lol, yeah right!):

1. Duff: 8
He was pretty good in April, and pitched a great game against the Tigers on 4/30

2. Yordano: 6
Sys or somebody pointed out that his WHIP is down this year, and all his perefial numbers are about what they were last year, yet he's had such a weird time with runners on. He had a few games where he was really, really good. The health worries me.

3. Medlin: 5
Just no way to know.

4. Cueto: 2
Its possible, I guess, but I'm not holding my breath.

5. Hammels: 1.
I don't know if we'll touch that contract.

Any game that we win with Blanton or Pino is stealing. We are stealing baseball games. If Duff comes back and pitches well, I bet we stay put at the deadline.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38027 on: June 18, 2015, 08:59:28 PM »
Mods, get Rex Hudler in the damn booth. These jackoffs think I want to get a Brewers history lesson.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38028 on: June 18, 2015, 09:01:03 PM »
How the annoucers should call the game:

"Brewers suck, they didn't always, and maybe someday again they won't"

Then spend the rest of the broadcast talking about the non-suck team

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38029 on: June 18, 2015, 09:02:23 PM »
cf3, you really have that much hope for my guy duff?

im worried about him  :frown:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38030 on: June 18, 2015, 09:04:06 PM »
The announcer seemed genuinely surprised Escobar and Pear-ez have swung at pitches that bounced.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38031 on: June 18, 2015, 09:04:55 PM »
cf3, you really have that much hope for my guy duff?

im worried about him  :frown:

I do. I'm up with hope, down with dope.

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« Reply #38032 on: June 18, 2015, 09:05:02 PM »
How the annoucers should call the game:

"Brewers suck, they didn't always, and maybe someday again they won't"

Then spend the rest of the broadcast talking about the non-suck team

I'm glad I'm listening tonight using my "new" vintage radio that my wife got me. It's exactly like the one my Dad had when I was a kid that we listened to games on.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38033 on: June 18, 2015, 09:07:23 PM »
The announcer seemed genuinely surprised Escobar and Pear-ez have swung at pitches that bounced.

i don't have anything to say to this post, but i enjoyed reading it.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38034 on: June 18, 2015, 09:08:55 PM »
guys, i never thought i'd say this, but i prefer hud over these wankers
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38035 on: June 18, 2015, 09:11:19 PM »
When I speak a...............sentence about............this baseball game I.....................like to pause at weird times.......with no rhytym to my speaking.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38036 on: June 18, 2015, 09:12:23 PM »
It feels like we need runs now. Letting a bad team hang around.

We are 8-13 with 2 outs. Yet we have had 14 base runners thru 6 with only 3 runs.  Man out at the plate, thrown out at 2nd, picked off 1st and a big DP ball with 2 on 0 out

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38037 on: June 18, 2015, 09:15:04 PM »
i kinda like the announcers, especially karros, who i think is the one doing the pausing.  for that matter, i kinda like the pausing.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38038 on: June 18, 2015, 09:17:19 PM »
I'm glad you are ....................enjoying these.........weird..................pauses.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38039 on: June 18, 2015, 09:18:55 PM »
he's also pronouncing perez about as well as you can without all of a sudden switching to a spanish accent in the middle of your english sentence (which i don't like when people do).
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38040 on: June 18, 2015, 09:19:50 PM »
you've talked me into it, cf3.  these guys are prolly my new favorite announcers.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38041 on: June 18, 2015, 09:21:57 PM »
actually i can't tell which announcer is which.  i can't tell if i like them both or just one of them, and if it's just one, which one it is.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38042 on: June 18, 2015, 09:23:49 PM »
well maybe you should marry him sys.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38043 on: June 18, 2015, 09:24:27 PM »
a gif of rios walking backwards there would be a good gif.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38044 on: June 18, 2015, 09:25:00 PM »
well maybe you should marry him sys.

which one, cf3!  which one?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38045 on: June 18, 2015, 09:26:40 PM »
maybe i should marry wade davis, because he's pitching poorly with a runner in scoring position in a one run game and i'm not even really nervous.  just kind of intrigued.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38046 on: June 18, 2015, 09:27:00 PM »
Rental starters usually work out about as well as Smardikzja (sp?) and Grienke for the teams that acquire them
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38047 on: June 18, 2015, 09:28:11 PM »
i'm getting a littler nervous now.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38048 on: June 18, 2015, 09:29:00 PM »
This game was more fun when we were seemingly destroying the Brewers for the 4th time.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #38049 on: June 18, 2015, 09:30:04 PM »
When are we going to get an Alex Rodriguez update?????? Do these announcers know who he is?????????????