did you guys know before this season that the playoffs last for an entire month? an entire month of high stakes drama, and the royals won like, every single game. the royals won 100 games this year, and 11 of them came in october. did you see the royals in october 2014? oh yeah, me too. they went 11-4 that month. that's a really good month. did they play any good teams? oh yeah, they played the 2 teams with the 2 best records in baseball and swept them 7-0. they beat the best starting pitcher in baseball 9-8. then they had a 2-1 lead in the world series. then they beat the world series champs 10 to freaking zero. they owned every single player on the world series champs's team, except for one guy with a girl's name and a last name that absurdly does not have a D in it. the royals were 48-50 and i threw in the towel completely, which i absolutely never do with my teams. the royals just LOL'd and were like, "we are going to go 11-4 in october. you are going to party your pants off E L E V E N freaking times in october. you are going to be hung over and unproductive E L E V E N freaking mornings in october. you are going to spend so much time and energy and money hanging on every pitch of 15 baseball games in october. we don't care that you gave up on us. you can spend as much money as you want at the mlb shop and wear royals world series stuff that does not say 1985 on it. october is fun, you'll learn that. we'll see you in 2015." and wow when the royals said that to me i got goosebumps and did everything they said they would do, and i'm so glad it happened. everything that happened was amazing. it was the most amazing sports phenomenon i have ever witnessed, and it happened to my freaking team. the moniker "america's team" was not used facetiously or in a self-deprecating way. it was honest to god the truth. my team was america's team for one magical month. i love you all.
please note: for the purpose of this post, i am including the oakland A's game as if it occurred in October (it ended in October on the east coast)