the dude on the left is you, Daddy Claxton...
That hurts, man.
I wouldn't be caught dead in denim or plaid flannel. I have no idea what that guy has in his hands, but it looks like lots of other people have probably touched it, so I certainly wouldn't put my hands on it.
I guess it could say "doom" on the other side of that thing he's holding, which would make it likely that it is someone on this board, but certainly not me. I've seen those people wearing "doom" shirts when they show the KSU crowd on TV, and trust me, that guy in the photo is Tom Selleck in comparison to the doom-shirt guys I've seen.