Drying your jeans

[yoga-like_abana]

FTMFW

would agree with this but I don't like that the seams are showing with the pockets.  

[CNS]

1. When waking up in the morning, one should always start by analyzing the day ahead of you to see if shorts are acceptable.  If so, wear them.

If not:

2. Cargo khakis.  Looks business casual, with out looking like I don't have a job(contractor so I get away with a little lack of professionalism).  Much more comfortable than jeans.  See: Barney Stinson's reasons for never wearing jeans to a gentleman's club.

3. No one with man parts should describe things using the word "metro" unless abbreviating "Metropolitan", as in the name of a street, describing a city, or discussing some sort of public transportation. 

[CHONGS]

1. When waking up in the morning, one should always start by analyzing the day ahead of you to see if shorts are acceptable.  If so, wear them.

If not:

2. Cargo khakis.  Looks business casual, with out looking like I don't have a job(contractor so I get away with a little lack of professionalism).  Much more comfortable than jeans.  See: Barney Stinson's reasons for never wearing jeans to a gentleman's club.

3. No one with man parts should describe things using the word "metro" unless abbreviating "Metropolitan", as in the name of a street, describing a city, or discussing some sort of public transportation. 

why not?

[steve dave]

No one with man parts should describe things using the word "metro"

[CNS]

No one with man parts should describe things using the word "metro"

Metro.

[steve dave]

 

[CNS]

Well played.

[CNS]

Could be argued that he is a blazer away from a suit.  Suits are not metro, unless you are talking about speedos.

[steve dave]

Could be argued that he is a blazer away from a suit.  Suits are not metro, unless you are talking about speedos.

If you were metro you'd know that a blazer and pants are not a suit 

[CNS]

Could be argued that he is a blazer away from a suit.  Suits are not metro, unless you are talking about speedos.

If you were metro you'd know that a blazer and pants are not a suit 

I've been outed, so to speak.

[WillieWatanabe]

metro is just a man having fashion sense, who may or not be gay. Either way, they most likely could teach A LOT of posters here a thing or two.

[weird roberts foam finger]

metro is just a man having fashion sense, who may or not be gay. Either way, they most likely could teach A LOT of posters here a thing or two.

Yeah, like jeans being a giant win.  GTFOOMF with jeans hate.

[nicname]

Anyone who doesn't think JT doesn't look absolutely sharp in this is either blind or an idiot.  I'd rock the eff out of this combo.


Prob dresses a lot like these dudes.