JT is such a powerespect like OMG
he just doesn't get it so since i'm a young hipster EMAWin former sec17er i'll lay it out for him
LHC Bill Snyder (OB's, Snyds, and various other euphemisms) has no ability to manage a qb situation and clearly plays CCQ (that means Carson Coffman for you powertards, clever huh) because he is a racist (so what if he has recruited two african american qb's this year) and has no understanding of what it takes to win a football game.
Vic Koening is like a god and was destined to be the savior of all things K-STATEO (god it is so cool to be condescending) until he betrayed us and left for a roster with actual DI football players. Sure he was only our co-coordinator but he clearly like did all the good stuff and like Cosh clearly was responsible for all the bad junk, duh. Sure TT scored 63 points but that was like way early and all the players fault and stuff. I mean sure both games were played in week 6 and Nebraska scored less points and is in the top 10 but what happened yesterday was all like scheme and formation (i'm not sure what this means but Dax said it so it's true).
Chris Cosh is like totally sucky sure he has worked for some great programs and coaches but like i'm pretty sure that fat guy from Maryland said something bad about him onetime, so he sucks. Furthermore unlike Vik (as CNS so astutely pointed out) Cosh doesn't have to play with crapty (is this proper hipster spelling i get confused and really really want to fit in) RP players, you Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) (sorry Mrs. Palin). Cosh's D is loaded with like great players and stuff but is hamstrung by all the schemey formation stuff. Sure were 4-1 but our defense like has nothing to with it and stuff.
Dana Dimel is like totally crapty too and stuff. Like he is such a powerespect and not good at coaching and things. I mean so what if he had a better record at Wyoming than Vik, big deal that doesn't mean anything. I mean Dana never once did anything near as sweet as Vik, hell Dana doesn't even have the balls to make up false promises of commitment from imaginary unnamed players (cause like that is what great coaches do silly powerespect).
Del Miller is like old and junk and so he must be bad and stuff.
In conclusion maybe JT you just need to pull your head out and realize that our coaching staff is like really bad at their jobs (i mean like duh they are totally getting pwned on the bbs's by a bunch of accoutants, middle management, and twentysomethings). I mean sure while we are 4-1 and are still in position to make a bowl game with a roster full of RP's crapty players that's like not the point man.
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