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Offline Johnny Wichita

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« on: January 25, 2010, 02:34:51 PM »
Maybe some of you have done this before.  Just did it and got a good laugh out of it.  Go to google and just type in "why does."  Don't actually search for it, just see what suggestions pop up.  Also get some interesting things for "why". 


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Re: Google
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2010, 04:19:45 PM »
"why can't i own a canadian"

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Re: Google
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2010, 05:41:37 PM »
"why does my vag smell"  :shy:

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Re: Google
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2010, 05:45:21 PM »
"is there anyway i can get this popular guy to get me pregnant"

 

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Re: Google
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2010, 06:13:21 PM »
"Octagon of"

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Re: Google
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2010, 09:46:25 PM »
"Why is my poop green"

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Re: Google
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2010, 09:48:38 PM »
"Why is my poop green"

My friend and I were wondering this very same question last summer.  I was shocked that when I went to google, that was one of the first to pop up.  Absolutely shocked, I tell you.


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Re: Google
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2010, 10:31:29 PM »
"Why is my poop green"

My friend and I were wondering this very same question last summer.  I was shocked that when I went to google, that was one of the first to pop up.  Absolutely shocked, I tell you.

It's from eating/drinking purple things.   :kstatriot:

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Re: Google
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2013, 01:14:28 AM »
Quote
why is the ocean salty
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Re: Google
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2013, 07:21:28 AM »
"why is my vagina smelly"

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Re: Google
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2013, 10:18:58 AM »
Type in "what does" and "EMAW mean?" is the second option.

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Re: Google
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2013, 10:21:52 AM »


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edit: Jaksie  :shakesfist:

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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2013, 10:24:47 AM »
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Re: Google
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2013, 10:27:41 AM »
Pro-tip:  the auto search is different for everyone.

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Re: Google
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2013, 10:31:34 AM »
i don't Emo EMAW...i'm not convinced!
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Re: Google
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2013, 10:43:10 AM »
so you're saying that rick daris, or someone in his home, has a smelly vag?

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Re: Google
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2013, 10:43:11 AM »
"who does god say I am"

"what are bath salts"

"what is this I don't even"

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Re: Google
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2013, 10:43:35 AM »
"Why does Bane wear a mask"  :confused:

"Why is the sky blue"  :dubious:
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Re: Google
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2013, 10:51:53 AM »
That's nothing. Type in just "Heath Fan"  :runaway: :ohno: Employers can find me too quickly.

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Re: Google
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2013, 10:55:52 AM »
That's nothing. Type in just "Heath Fan"  :runaway: :ohno: Employers can find me too quickly.

 :lol: All you have to do is type Heath F and you're the 2nd one.  :lol:

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Re: Google
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2013, 10:56:07 AM »
That's nothing. Type in just "Heath Fan"  :runaway: :ohno: Employers can find me too quickly.

"heath fancy dress"

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Re: Google
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2013, 10:57:16 AM »
 :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:

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« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2013, 11:09:28 AM »
does it bother you, fanning, that in the matter of a minute without even trying, i had your facebook, twitter, linkedin, your address, your parents name, etc.?

you are an open book, sir.

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« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2013, 11:17:15 AM »
does it bother you, fanning, that in the matter of a minute without even trying, i had your facebook, twitter, linkedin, your address, your parents name, etc.?

you are an open book, sir.
Not really. My generation lived through the start of social media in our college years. I should have went by wackycat on here though. I could see how someone finding my handle on here could hurt me, but overall i'm pretty meh about it.

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Re: Google
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2013, 11:25:41 AM »
i like how you said "my generation" even though most of us on here are all in the same generation.   :D