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Title: Google
Post by: Johnny Wichita on January 25, 2010, 02:34:51 PM
Maybe some of you have done this before.  Just did it and got a good laugh out of it.  Go to google and just type in "why does."  Don't actually search for it, just see what suggestions pop up.  Also get some interesting things for "why". 
Title: Re: Google
Post by: waks on January 25, 2010, 04:19:45 PM
"why can't i own a canadian"

 :lol:
Title: Re: Google
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 25, 2010, 05:41:37 PM
"why does my vag smell"  :shy:
Title: Re: Google
Post by: cas4ksu on January 25, 2010, 05:45:21 PM
"is there anyway i can get this popular guy to get me pregnant"

 
Title: Re: Google
Post by: slimz on January 25, 2010, 06:13:21 PM
"Octagon of"
Title: Re: Google
Post by: Gooch on January 25, 2010, 09:46:25 PM
"Why is my poop green"
Title: Re: Google
Post by: DQ12 on January 25, 2010, 09:48:38 PM
"Why is my poop green"

My friend and I were wondering this very same question last summer.  I was shocked that when I went to google, that was one of the first to pop up.  Absolutely shocked, I tell you.
Title: Re: Google
Post by: theKSU on January 25, 2010, 10:31:29 PM
"Why is my poop green"

My friend and I were wondering this very same question last summer.  I was shocked that when I went to google, that was one of the first to pop up.  Absolutely shocked, I tell you.

It's from eating/drinking purple things.   :kstatriot:
Title: Re: Google
Post by: eastcat on January 25, 2013, 01:14:28 AM
Quote
why is the ocean salty
:facepalm:
Title: Re: Google
Post by: Institutional Control on January 25, 2013, 07:21:28 AM
"why is my vagina smelly"

 :runaway:
Title: Re: Google
Post by: Stevesie60 on January 25, 2013, 10:18:58 AM
Type in "what does" and "EMAW mean?" is the second option.
Title: Re: Google
Post by: Bloodfart on January 25, 2013, 10:21:52 AM
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 :surprised:

edit: Jaksie  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Google
Post by: Institutional Control on January 25, 2013, 10:24:47 AM
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Title: Re: Google
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 25, 2013, 10:27:41 AM
Pro-tip:  the auto search is different for everyone.
Title: Re: Google
Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 25, 2013, 10:31:34 AM
i don't Emo EMAW...i'm not convinced!
Title: Re: Google
Post by: OK_Cat on January 25, 2013, 10:43:10 AM
so you're saying that rick daris, or someone in his home, has a smelly vag?
Title: Re: Google
Post by: SabiNation on January 25, 2013, 10:43:11 AM
"who does god say I am"

"what are bath salts"

"what is this I don't even"

 :users:
Title: Re: Google
Post by: The1BigWillie on January 25, 2013, 10:43:35 AM
"Why does Bane wear a mask"  :confused:

"Why is the sky blue"  :dubious:
Title: Re: Google
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 25, 2013, 10:51:53 AM
That's nothing. Type in just "Heath Fan"  :runaway: :ohno: Employers can find me too quickly.
Title: Re: Google
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 25, 2013, 10:55:52 AM
That's nothing. Type in just "Heath Fan"  :runaway: :ohno: Employers can find me too quickly.

 :lol: All you have to do is type Heath F and you're the 2nd one.  :lol:
Title: Re: Google
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 25, 2013, 10:56:07 AM
That's nothing. Type in just "Heath Fan"  :runaway: :ohno: Employers can find me too quickly.

"heath fancy dress"
Title: Re: Google
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 25, 2013, 10:57:16 AM
 :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Title: Re: Google
Post by: OK_Cat on January 25, 2013, 11:09:28 AM
does it bother you, fanning, that in the matter of a minute without even trying, i had your facebook, twitter, linkedin, your address, your parents name, etc.?

you are an open book, sir.
Title: Re: Google
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 25, 2013, 11:17:15 AM
does it bother you, fanning, that in the matter of a minute without even trying, i had your facebook, twitter, linkedin, your address, your parents name, etc.?

you are an open book, sir.
Not really. My generation lived through the start of social media in our college years. I should have went by wackycat on here though. I could see how someone finding my handle on here could hurt me, but overall i'm pretty meh about it.
Title: Re: Google
Post by: OK_Cat on January 25, 2013, 11:25:41 AM
i like how you said "my generation" even though most of us on here are all in the same generation.   :D
Title: Re: Google
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 25, 2013, 11:30:06 AM
i like how you said "my generation" even though most of us on here are all in the same generation.   :D
I know, that was dumb on my part. I just meant Facebook was started up my freshman year of college. Social Network was a cool movie to me cause I felt like I was there for the whole play-by-play.
Title: Re: Google
Post by: _33 on January 25, 2013, 11:40:13 AM
The best part about our generation is telling all the old people and young people about how they ruined Facebook and how we remember how cool it was at first when you had to have a university email address.
Title: Re: Google
Post by: _33 on January 25, 2013, 12:31:28 PM
Do you guys think that's the best part?
Title: Re: Google
Post by: wes mantooth on January 25, 2013, 12:36:29 PM
Do you guys think that's the best part?

yep totally, facebook was totally different back then.  do people even "poke" anymore?
Title: Re: Google
Post by: ben ji on January 25, 2013, 12:42:40 PM
FB had a great marketing plan when it first started by targeting only college students with .edu email addresses.

Made it feel secretive/exclusive and everyone who couldnt get a FB was super jelly.
Title: Re: Google
Post by: Stevesie60 on January 25, 2013, 12:43:28 PM
FB had a great marketing plan when it first started by targeting only college students with .edu email addresses.

Made it feel secretive/exclusive and everyone who couldnt get a FB was super jelly.

Yeah, we've all seen Social Network.
Title: Re: Google
Post by: Institutional Control on January 25, 2013, 12:46:23 PM
spoiler alert, guise!!! sheesh.
Title: Re: Google
Post by: Trim on February 01, 2013, 07:49:04 AM
"Why is my poop green"

Ball cancer radiation treatment.
Title: Re: Google
Post by: Institutional Control on February 01, 2013, 07:59:47 AM
google "askew"
Title: Re: Google
Post by: Bloodfart on February 01, 2013, 08:07:10 AM
google "askew"
:surprised:
Title: Re: Google
Post by: Christer on February 01, 2013, 09:20:46 AM
google "askew"

"do a barrel roll"
Title: Re: Google
Post by: Institutional Control on February 01, 2013, 09:26:38 AM
google "askew"

"do a barrel roll"

"2 girls, 1 cup"