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I wouldn't. Seems dangerous. I would probably just go back a few years and give myself sports scores so I could make bets.


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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2013, 01:04:11 PM »
I would let myself know who I was going to marry so I could not have second thoughts about hooking up with other chicks I came really close to hooking up with but didn't because I was dating some skank I wasn't going to marry anyway.

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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2013, 01:09:00 PM »
this thread had a pretty unexpected payoff. nice work.

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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2013, 01:12:22 PM »
Yes.  (naked flea, possibly NSFW, but it's on youtube)
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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2013, 01:17:20 PM »
If I had a time machine, I'd only really be interested in going back into the distant past and doing things that really change the course of humanity, and then I'd like to sit back and watch how the alternate history unfolds. Unfortunately, this would almost certainly lead to my never being born, only if I'm never born, I can't change the past anymore, so what the hell happens then????

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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2013, 01:17:54 PM »
I would go back to July 8, 1990 and tell little bloodfart to hug mom a little longer the next morning.  That way she would avoid being killed in a car crash at an unmarked dirt road intersection.  I am a little conflicted about this though because I would most likely never meet my present day wife and mother to our three beautiful children.   

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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2013, 01:19:04 PM »
Woodstock 99 was the worst of the Woodstocks, so no.

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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2013, 01:19:21 PM »
I would go back to July 8, 1990 and tell little bloodfart to hug mom a little longer the next morning.  That way she would avoid being killed in a car crash at an unmarked dirt road intersection.  I am a little conflicted about this though because I would most likely never meet my present day wife and mother to our three beautiful children.

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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2013, 01:59:44 PM »
I would go back to July 8, 1990 and tell little bloodfart to hug mom a little longer the next morning.  That way she would avoid being killed in a car crash at an unmarked dirt road intersection.  I am a little conflicted about this though because I would most likely never meet my present day wife and mother to our three beautiful children.

damn

Don't worry I have nothing to complain about these days.  My life is great and only getting better.  You just never know what this crazy world has in store for you.  Ya know? 

But I do ponder what could have been from time to time.

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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2013, 02:12:47 PM »
i would tell little 7th grade j-dub not to ask his fellow basketball players in the opposing team's (girls) locker room before our game what a tampon was as i looked at the foreign box i had never before seen on a bathroom wall.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2013, 02:18:24 PM »
I would sell everything I own, take the cash, go back in time, go to woodstock and then buy apple/google etc and bet on sporting events.

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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2013, 02:33:39 PM »
Minneapolis MN. March 27th, 1951. Watch the Cats in our only national title game appearance. And tell Ernie not to get hurt.

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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2013, 03:18:03 PM »
I would sell everything I own, take the cash, go back in time, go to woodstock and then buy apple/google etc and bet on sporting events.

You would have to make sure you carry old bills. Money looks different now than it did then.

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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2013, 03:19:43 PM »
Definitely

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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2013, 04:03:20 PM »
Minneapolis MN. March 27th, 1951. Watch the Cats in our only national title game appearance. And tell Ernie not to get hurt.

Oh man if it were sporting events to go back in time and watch, I would choose 85 series game 6.

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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2013, 05:25:26 PM »
Woodstock 99 was the worst of the Woodstocks, so no.

94 was the worst because people's reactions are usually "There was a Woodstock in 1994?"

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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2013, 08:00:05 PM »
Go way back and become a robber baron in the late 1800s/early 1990s, invest it all in KSU Cats sports.

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Re: If you had a time machine would you go back in time to Woodstock 99?
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2013, 11:23:15 AM »
Woodstock 99 was the worst of the Woodstocks, so no.

94 was the worst because people's reactions are usually "There was a Woodstock in 1994?"


99 had a few of the same big name acts that 94 had plus Insane Clown Posse and rapes and violence.  Therefore, 94>>>>>>99.