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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #50 on: August 23, 2010, 10:44:38 AM »
I am standing by my original 2009 entries of "Barn Raiser" and "Rolling Heat":






ROLLING HEAT!

"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #51 on: August 23, 2010, 10:48:56 AM »
'Rough Waters' Coffman

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #52 on: August 23, 2010, 11:00:25 AM »
Carson turn your head and Coffman

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #53 on: August 23, 2010, 11:16:44 AM »
Carson myhipsdontlie Coffman
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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #54 on: August 23, 2010, 11:23:51 AM »

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #55 on: August 23, 2010, 12:21:29 PM »
Carson "better than that Gregory bad person from last year" coffman

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #56 on: August 23, 2010, 12:28:17 PM »
Pete you need www.goEMAW.com on that

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #57 on: August 23, 2010, 12:31:00 PM »
Carson "better than that Gregory bad person from last year" coffman

See this? This is exactly why I didn't meet you in Bethesda. I saw you walk by with your wide feet from my elite window seat at Grapeseed and thought "I bet that bastard would just bring his Gregory-hating nonsense!  :curse:" Hope you enjoyed Pizza Zero ZOMG  :lol:
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #58 on: August 23, 2010, 12:34:50 PM »
'Run Forrest!' Coffman
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #59 on: August 23, 2010, 12:56:10 PM »
Frozen Rope MaGee
ol' lightning feet
Lazer Ball Velocity/Trajectory Jones
Johnny Strongarms
Cannon Arm McThrowsitfar
Interception Repellent Johnson

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't know if its because I'm sleep deprived or not, but these had me rollin'.

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #60 on: August 23, 2010, 01:32:09 PM »
The lesser of all evils

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #61 on: August 23, 2010, 01:41:48 PM »
Carson "The Show" Coffman.


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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #62 on: August 23, 2010, 01:53:16 PM »
Carson "White-Lightning" Coffman handing off to Daniel "Chocolate-Thunder" Thomas

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #63 on: August 23, 2010, 02:15:31 PM »
'Rough Waters' Coffman

I like this one. 

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #64 on: August 23, 2010, 02:15:51 PM »
Dumbo. Get it? ITS CAUSE HE HAS BIG EARS

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #65 on: August 23, 2010, 02:17:31 PM »
Dumbo. Get it? ITS CAUSE HE HAS BIG EARS

NICE ONE, GING! :lol:

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #66 on: August 23, 2010, 03:30:09 PM »
Carson "WTF" coffman

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #67 on: August 23, 2010, 03:41:12 PM »
I am standing by my original 2009 entries of "Barn Raiser" and "Rolling Heat":


ROLLING HEAT!


This has only gotten better with age.

Loves it. 

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #68 on: August 23, 2010, 03:45:10 PM »
Carson "Child Bearing Hips" Coffman
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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #69 on: August 23, 2010, 03:54:59 PM »
CiCi

Gump

The Undertaker Coffinman

Also would suggest running a "Carson Home Sales" Carson Coffman play of the week and dumping that Cox High Speed Internet potw bullshit

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #70 on: August 23, 2010, 04:07:01 PM »
Carson "Final Nail in the" Coffman

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #71 on: August 23, 2010, 05:09:06 PM »
I was going to go with skinny-downs, but whatev

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #72 on: August 23, 2010, 06:43:36 PM »
Carson "Final Nail in the" Coffman

me likes
We are K-State and we love to hire SHlTTY coaches.

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #73 on: August 23, 2010, 06:53:20 PM »
The Particle Accelerator


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #74 on: August 23, 2010, 06:58:29 PM »
The Particle Accelerator


That's a very eloquent suggestion.  Better one for Meek...the "article accelerator."  See what I did there?