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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #100 on: August 24, 2010, 08:10:12 AM »
Don't sweat it, TRIM.  My dad does embarrasing stuff as well, but we always find a way to work it out on the internet.

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #101 on: August 24, 2010, 08:14:08 AM »
Uncle Rico and the Time Machine

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Kip: Are you serious?
Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #102 on: August 24, 2010, 08:37:08 AM »
Carson "Final Nail in the" Coffman


Real original. 

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=43529.0

I'll see you in court.


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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #103 on: August 24, 2010, 09:44:19 AM »
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Will work on this one when I get home tonight.



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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #104 on: August 24, 2010, 10:17:21 AM »
weird guy in yellow is the thrilla gorilla mr freddy asprilla


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #105 on: August 24, 2010, 10:28:46 AM »
Carson Coffman as "The Most Interesting Man World"

"Be wary of a woman who only shows up when you are winning."
"Find out what it is in life that you don't do well, and then don't do that thing."

...well I guess he doesn't have to worry about the women showing up.

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #106 on: August 24, 2010, 10:57:50 AM »
"He once threw an interception, just so he could tackle the safety."

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #107 on: August 24, 2010, 11:16:20 AM »
Carson "Final Nail in the" Coffman


Real original. 

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=43529.0

I'll see you in court.



You'll have to get in line...the Feds get their money first.  :bang:

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #108 on: August 24, 2010, 11:53:29 AM »
Don't Hassel the Coff (he might get scared and fumble)

and

Carson  :dunno: Coffman
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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #109 on: August 24, 2010, 12:06:33 PM »
weird guy in yellow is the thrilla gorilla mr freddy asprilla

He had just the right amount of EMAW Latin flavor to spice this thing up.

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #110 on: August 24, 2010, 12:52:49 PM »
Carson Gawddammit Gump Coffman

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #111 on: August 24, 2010, 10:28:24 PM »
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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #112 on: September 08, 2010, 03:52:57 PM »
Carson "Fire and Ice" Coffman

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #113 on: September 08, 2010, 04:24:10 PM »
Carson "Fire and Ice" Coffman

 :bigtoke:


If the defense is "fire and ice" then how about the RB's and WR's get to be Thunder and Lightening, and Carson can be................  spring breeze.

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #114 on: September 08, 2010, 04:52:17 PM »
Carson "Fire and Ice" Coffman

 :bigtoke:


If the defense is "fire and ice" then how about the RB's and WR's get to be Thunder and Lightening, and Carson can be................  spring breeze.

more like summer's eve

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #115 on: September 08, 2010, 05:00:31 PM »
Carson "Fire and Ice" Coffman

 :bigtoke:


If the defense is "fire and ice" then how about the RB's and WR's get to be Thunder and Lightening, and Carson can be................  spring breeze.

more like summer's eve
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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #116 on: September 19, 2010, 03:21:12 PM »
Bumped for inclusion of the nicname that the late Dylan Meier gave Carsy Coff when he was a freshman...."Crazy Legs"  Per Cassidy's piece.   http://kansasstate.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1128055


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You see, he's heard the criticism before and will certainly hear it again tomorrow . . . and the day after . . . and the day after that. It's long since brought on a nickname.

"Crazy Legs Coffman." The pseudonym sounds more an 1800s baseball player with a cigarette endorsement deal than a quarterback, but it seems to have caught on nonetheless.

"Dylan Myer gave me that nickname my freshman year and it kind of stuck," Coffman said. "I have pretty bowed legs and they move kinda funny when I run, I guess. I think it's funny too, though."

The nickname was tossed around the postgame interview room by nearly everyone who entered following K-State's third victory of 2010. It was on dozens of tongues and laughter followed it everywhere.

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #117 on: September 19, 2010, 03:22:17 PM »
oh, the irony.  seems like dylan sure had crazy legs on that cliff. 


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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #118 on: September 19, 2010, 03:23:22 PM »
oh, the irony.  seems like dylan sure had crazy legs on that cliff. 




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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #119 on: September 19, 2010, 03:49:04 PM »
Don't sweat it, TRIM.  My dad does embarrasing stuff as well, but we always find a way to work it out on the internet.

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That should work on a light scribe cd label system. Trim, you want a pre game song CD with your dad on it?

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Re: Idea thread for Carsy Coff
« Reply #120 on: September 19, 2010, 04:24:47 PM »
My dad does embarrasing stuff as well, but we always find a way to work it out on the internet.

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