Author Topic: Idea thread for Carsy Coff (Read 13513 times)

Pete · « **on:** August 23, 2010, 08:09:10 AM »

Really getting exciting around here with all the talk about how rough ridin' amazing Carsy Coff is going to be this year. We can't very well let the Coff hit the grid iron without an acceptable nicname....all the best ones have the nicnames.

Idea #1, snatched straight out of the headlines, "THE AMBASSADOR OF DEATH!"

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/photo-released-Iranian-Defense-Ministry-shows-Iranian-President-Mahmoud-Ahmadinejad/photo//100822/481/urn_publicid_ap_org9bf340b57285413d8b876f50aaa4cd13//s:/ap/20100822/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_iran_unmanned_bomber

I don't want to get into a legal thing with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, but this nicname fits Carsy, spot on!

I can rough ridin' hear Wyatt now...."and that's TD number three on the day for THE AMBASSADOR OF DEATH! How about that, Stan!"

wabash909 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 23, 2010, 08:25:27 AM »

Carsy "Zip" Coffman!

A little less deathlike but still gets the point across in describing the velocity on his balls flying all over the field to our receivers.

Pete · « **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2010, 08:29:33 AM »

That has promise...I like that.

"Zipper Coff,"....kinda sounds like Hasselhoff, which is awesome.

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2010, 08:44:35 AM »

Frozen Rope MaGee

broXcore · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2010, 08:45:10 AM »

ol' lightning feet

steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2010, 08:47:20 AM »

Lazer Ball Velocity/Trajectory Jones

wabash909 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2010, 08:47:55 AM »

Johnny Strongarms

steve dave · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2010, 08:48:41 AM »

Cannon Arm McThrowsitfar

steve dave · « **Reply #8 on:** August 23, 2010, 08:49:54 AM »

Interception Repellent Johnson

wabash909 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 23, 2010, 08:50:15 AM »

Pocket Pissinpants

broXcore · « **Reply #10 on:** August 23, 2010, 08:51:44 AM »

bootleggy mcpocketpresence

steve dave · « **Reply #11 on:** August 23, 2010, 08:56:36 AM »

Carson's Creek (Like Dawson's Creek but this creek is laser line straight and flows at the speed of light and is a football)
That white fullback everyone likes is that mighty duck kid, Pacey.

wabash909 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2010, 08:57:09 AM »

Iterceptionhands Mccracken

or

Interception Hands Mccracken

HeinBallz · « **Reply #13 on:** August 23, 2010, 08:57:39 AM »

Carson "stealing your ladies" Coffman

CarMuscle McFlexoffman

OooH! MuscleCar!

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #14 on:** August 23, 2010, 08:58:27 AM »

Carson turn your head and Coffman

steve dave · « **Reply #15 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:01:19 AM »

Touchdown St. Clair

wabash909 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:02:26 AM »

Catface Jones

steve dave · « **Reply #17 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:03:43 AM »

Juan Carlos Completion Percentage Valdez

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #18 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:05:26 AM »

Cadillac Coffman

CHONGS · « **Reply #19 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:07:30 AM »

COFF-MAN

Lefty · « **Reply #20 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:08:32 AM »

MadCat · « **Reply #21 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:08:46 AM »

Princess Coffsuela Bananahammock

MadCat · « **Reply #22 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:09:15 AM »

Lefty · « **Reply #23 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:09:37 AM »

The Shoehorn

Lefty · « **Reply #24 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:09:58 AM »

The Bandit!!