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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #50 on: July 30, 2010, 03:13:15 PM »
 let the haters hate.  keep grindin'.  :gocho:
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #51 on: July 30, 2010, 03:23:12 PM »
I'm with Clams and SD on this 100%. They nailed it, as anticipated.

1. We are too old for this crap.
2. He is married. (2 years)
3. I didn't know either one of them while they were dating.
4. They have been apart for over 3 years.

In conclusion.  I did nothing wrong, broke no code, and any violence perpetrated upon me will be met with legal recourse.

Oh, and his wife knows.  She is the mayor of crazy town apparently.  I deem this matter is closed until further notice. 
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #52 on: July 30, 2010, 03:37:28 PM »
I hope I am livin' by the man-code when I am 35  :gocho:

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #53 on: July 30, 2010, 03:38:20 PM »
Age discrimination runs rampant on this board and frankly I'm sick of it.  :cyclist:
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #54 on: July 30, 2010, 03:40:41 PM »
I'm with Clams and SD on this 100%. They nailed it, as anticipated.

1. We are too old for this crap.
2. He is married. (2 years)
3. I didn't know either one of them while they were dating.
4. They have been apart for over 3 years.

In conclusion.  I did nothing wrong, broke no code, and any violence perpetrated upon me will be met with legal recourse.

Oh, and his wife knows.  She is the mayor of crazy town apparently.  I deem this matter is closed until further notice. 


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Does she want to kick you ass, too?

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How long did the lady you banged date this loser? If they had any kind of long term relationship, I would distance myself from her as she is probably also bat crap crazy.

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #55 on: July 30, 2010, 03:43:02 PM »
start wearing one of those rape whistles around your neck and a can of mace on you key ring.  

Can't believe that his wife understands how this all came about.  I don't know one woman that would be ok with her husband fighting another dude because said dude is banging a girl that her husband used to bang.   Every other wife would jump in the fight on your side.

You must really hang out with some white trash frackers.  If you see him coming, blow your whistle, ready your mace, tighten your do-rag, then lock the trailer door.

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #56 on: July 30, 2010, 03:45:58 PM »
Seriously, how much can it hurt to get your ass beat anyway?  can't be that bad.

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #57 on: July 30, 2010, 04:23:25 PM »
That guys sounds like a complete dumbass.  What is he upset about?  

Might have something to do with him begging this girl to come back to him after he was already dating his future wife for a few months.  Regardless he's being ridiculous and definitely breaking some sort of man-code.  I probably dipped into the grey area of man-code but friend of friend doesn't count near as I can tell.

If he's married, then you're not in any violation of the man code. Take a shovel to his junk.

This.  The dude doesn't get to go marry another slut and LAY CLAIM TO AN EX.  Especially if he is just an acquaintance and not some serious bro.

I nailed an acquaintances wife after they separated.  He was pretty big and bad and ran around saying he was going to beat me up, never did and never tried.

But just avoid him.  He'll relax about it after awhile.  WTF will he tell his current wife if she ever finds out he was brawling over an ex from 5 years ago?  He'd look like a little puss whipped punk.

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #58 on: July 30, 2010, 04:26:57 PM »
That guys sounds like a complete dumbass.  What is he upset about? 

Might have something to do with him begging this girl to come back to him after he was already dating his future wife for a few months.  Regardless he's being ridiculous and definitely breaking some sort of man-code.  I probably dipped into the grey area of man-code but friend of friend doesn't count near as I can tell.

If he's married, then you're not in any violation of the man code. Take a shovel to his junk.

This.  The dude doesn't get to go marry another slut and LAY CLAIM TO AN EX.  Especially if he is just an acquaintance and not some serious bro.

I nailed an acquaintances wife after they separated.  He was pretty big and bad and ran around saying he was going to beat me up, never did and never tried.

But just avoid him.  He'll relax about it after awhile.  WTF will he tell his current wife if she ever finds out he was brawling over an ex from 5 years ago?  He'd look like a little puss whipped punk.

Kinda been my experience in rough ridin' around with dude's g/fs in the past.  99% of the time they wont do crap

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #59 on: July 30, 2010, 04:27:25 PM »
JFC, I just thought of something.

What if the guy that's going to beat him up is WWF Hall-of-Famer, Hulk Hogan?

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #60 on: July 30, 2010, 04:31:30 PM »
I don't even care if it' s his current wife that you sexed. No guy should ever be mad at another guy for something that he did with a consensual female.

Ex- if I sexied Pete's wife big time ( hypothetically of course), Pete should be mad at her, not me.

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #61 on: July 30, 2010, 05:00:45 PM »
I don't even care if it' s his current wife that you sexed. No guy should ever be mad at another guy for something that he did with a consensual female. Ex- if I sexied Pete's wife big time ( hypothetically of course), Pete should be mad at her, not me.

I've made this argument until I was blue in the face.  so many haters don't like it.

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #62 on: July 30, 2010, 05:26:47 PM »
I don't even care if it' s his current wife that you sexed. No guy should ever be mad at another guy for something that he did with a consensual female.


^ total agreement.

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #63 on: July 30, 2010, 06:00:13 PM »
I am absolutely going with Nutts Kicked here.

Please tell me that neither of you are alumni of Kansas State University.   

The whole things sounds just like something out of a white trash ho down, married before they were 19 story out of nowheresville Kansas.


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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #64 on: July 31, 2010, 11:43:20 AM »
white people are so lame.

word.  why don't they just have a beer over it? :dunno:

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #65 on: August 01, 2010, 07:01:24 AM »
I hooked up with a girl that dated a "friend/acquaintance" of mine for about 4 years.  They have been apart for 3 years and he's been married for two.  I decided that I enjoyed being with her more than hanging out with him so I said screw it.  It's not like we are bros or anything.  He's more of a friend of a friend. 

So anyway, he knows about it now and has made it known that I have an ass kicking on the way.  (guy is like 31 and I'm 35 who beats up people after 30?)  But I digress...  I think I can avoid him for quite a while but we are bound to run into eachother at some point. (JoCo and the same circle of friends).  I'm not sure how to handle this. He's younger, bigger, stronger, and meaner than I am.  He was a notorious 1 punch knockout bar room brawler in his heyday. I haven't been in a scrap in over 10 years.  I wasn't very good at it then. Oh, and he's a ku fan (never attended).

Do I just get it over with and show up where he is and take an ass beating?

Do I avoid as much as possible and run if I see him?

Take Karate? Be-friend an MMA dude with a hair trigger?

HELP!!





Wow, something like that happened with some local white trash.  Instead, ass kickin' involved a gun and new guy/bf dead.  Gunman/ex killed himself after lengthy standoff with police................happy ending. :)

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #66 on: August 01, 2010, 07:43:34 AM »
First of all, stop worrying so much about it, you rough ridin' pussy.  If you bump into him and he gets in your face, tell him that he's a bitch and that he either needs to do what he needs to do or stop being a bitch.  If he still wants to fight, kick his rough ridin' ass. 

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #67 on: August 01, 2010, 07:27:51 PM »
Sit down and talk about how pointless and horrible and without meaning your lives are. Afterward, you won't want to fight.

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #68 on: August 01, 2010, 07:38:57 PM »
Did this dood expect her to stay abstinent the rest of her life?

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #69 on: August 30, 2010, 09:48:46 PM »
Update:  Saw him a couple Saturdays ago out in OP. I made eye contact, held it, he looked away.  I stayed at the bar and nothing happened.   :drink:
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #70 on: August 31, 2010, 06:30:48 AM »
Sit down and talk about how pointless and horrible and without meaning your lives are. Afterward, you won't want to fight.

crisis of faith?

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #71 on: August 31, 2010, 07:14:29 AM »
Update:  Saw him a couple Saturdays ago out in OP. I made eye contact, held it, he looked away.  I stayed at the bar and nothing happened.   :drink:

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #72 on: August 31, 2010, 09:09:05 PM »
True story.

My best friend at KSU lost his virginity (at 23 years old) to a chick that I dumped the week before.  Of course I skeeted all over her before I dumped her and since we were besties of course I told him.  I didn't get pissed I thought it was funny because I dumped because she was rough ridin' ugly.  Ladies being a dirty screw only gets you so far if you're ugly.  Well he eventually married her and they have ugly eggheaded kids and live in Nebraska.  Every time they see or think about me he has no choice but to also think about that the only pussy he has ever had was used by me as a cum dispenser a week before she took his flower.
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #73 on: August 31, 2010, 09:16:28 PM »
True story.

My best friend at KSU lost his virginity (at 23 years old) to a chick that I dumped the week before.  Of course I seemed all over her before I dumped her and since we were besties of course I told him.  I didn't get pissed I thought it was funny because I dumped because she was fracking ugly.  Ladies being a dirty screw only gets you so far if you're ugly.  Well he eventually married her and they have ugly eggheaded kids and live in Nebraska.  Every time they see or think about me he has no choice but to also think about that the only pussy he has ever had was used by me as a cum dispenser a week before she took his flower.

I like your style.

Seems perfect that they moved to Nebraska...home of the ugly and desparate.

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #74 on: August 31, 2010, 09:21:53 PM »
Update:  Saw him a couple Saturdays ago out in OP. I made eye contact, held it, he looked away.  I stayed at the bar and nothing happened.   :drink:

You really should have told him she luvs anal.


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