Author Topic: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass... (Read 10135 times)

Festus the Purple Swan · « **Reply #25 on:** July 30, 2010, 12:18:20 PM »

I would mace the crap out of his face.

Pexikan · « **Reply #26 on:** July 30, 2010, 12:34:23 PM »

Talk with your girlfriend. It seems like he won't fight her, will he? I mean, come on. If she gave a crap, she' d talk some sense into him before hand. If that doesn't work, its time to do some research on what his vulnerabilities are. Find out his weaknesses and exploit them. Dont go too far, hurting him further won't help you any. But you should start to build alliances with people that care about him and don't want to see him arrested, tried and sent to prison for assault. The loss of his future should out-weight the few minutes of joy he'd get from beating your ass. He needs to know this. Then if he still wants a piece of you, fight him. Just him. Don't get anyone else involved. Don't back down, don't run. Pain is only temporary. Bruises heal. Being a coward stays with you forever. Count on a fight, and prepare for it however you want. Then IF he doesn't fight you, its a win- win for everyone. Move on...

ben ji · « **Reply #27 on:** July 30, 2010, 12:41:16 PM »

Next time you see him ICE the crap out of him just to rub it in.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #28 on:** July 30, 2010, 12:43:08 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on July 30, 2010, 12:41:16 PM

Next time you see him ICE the crap out of him just to rub it in.

Oh hell yes. This along with Pexikan's advice nails it.

pissclams · « **Reply #29 on:** July 30, 2010, 12:46:58 PM »

the two man codes he's breaking (off the top of my head, i'm sure there's more)-
a) bro's before ho's
b) never cockblock another bro

what would i do if i were you? not a thing, including not fighting the clown. you're a bit too old to be showing up to work with signs of a bar fight on your face. if the little bitch actually laid a hand on me i'd call TBL and have his bitch ass brought up on assault charges. eff that stupid crap, too old for the Days of Our Lives drama.

KITNfury · « **Reply #30 on:** July 30, 2010, 12:47:09 PM »

Start telling a sex story to him as soon as you see him.

Oh, and your actual friend must be a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) for even being friends with him. You're 3 degrees of Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) away from him. I think it's time to move away from that group before you get sucked in. BTW - what would his wife think about her husband fighting some dude that doinking his ex girl from years before?

michigancat · « **Reply #31 on:** July 30, 2010, 12:48:17 PM »

apologize immediately

The42Yardstick · « **Reply #32 on:** July 30, 2010, 12:52:11 PM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on July 30, 2010, 11:58:46 AM

Quote from: Chingon on July 30, 2010, 11:56:35 AM
That guys sounds like a complete dumbass. What is he upset about?

Might have something to do with him begging this girl to come back to him after he was already dating his future wife for a few months. Regardless he's being ridiculous and definitely breaking some sort of man-code. I probably dipped into the grey area of man-code but friend of friend doesn't count near as I can tell.

If he's married, then you're not in any violation of the man code. Take a shovel to his junk.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #33 on:** July 30, 2010, 01:02:20 PM »

Go watch the movie Three O'Clock High for some inspiration. Jerry had a beatdown coming his way courtesy of the bad guy Buddy. No matter what Jerry tried he couldn't get out of the fight. The school principal couldn't stop it. The crazy school security officer guy couldn't stop it. The toughest guy in the school that Jerry paid couldn't stop it.

But you know what happened when they actually fought? Jerry knocked Buddy's ass out. You will be just fine bro.

wetwillie · « **Reply #34 on:** July 30, 2010, 01:05:28 PM »

Find the opportunity to plant some coke or heroin in his car or something and make an anonymous phone call to the local PD. Should allow you to kick the future ass kicking down the road a few years.

The42Yardstick · « **Reply #35 on:** July 30, 2010, 01:09:47 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on July 30, 2010, 01:05:28 PM

Find the opportunity to plant some coke or heroin in his car or something and make an anonymous phone call to the local PD. Should allow you to kick the future ass kicking down the road a few years.

You know, they have you do this in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, so it has to be a good idea

bakerman · « **Reply #36 on:** July 30, 2010, 01:17:53 PM »

Quote from: The42Yardstick on July 30, 2010, 12:52:11 PM

Quote from: The1BigWillie on July 30, 2010, 11:58:46 AM
Quote from: Chingon on July 30, 2010, 11:56:35 AM
That guys sounds like a complete dumbass. What is he upset about?

Might have something to do with him begging this girl to come back to him after he was already dating his future wife for a few months. Regardless he's being ridiculous and definitely breaking some sort of man-code. I probably dipped into the grey area of man-code but friend of friend doesn't count near as I can tell.

If he's married, then you're not in any violation of the man code. Take a shovel to his junk.

^This. Him being this big of a douchebag disqualifies any rules of fighting fair...

OK_Cat · « **Reply #37 on:** July 30, 2010, 01:25:42 PM »

Quote from: john doug on July 30, 2010, 12:14:37 PM

Quote from: The1BigWillie on July 30, 2010, 12:10:15 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on July 30, 2010, 12:06:52 PM
if you're not married by 35 then you should just kill yourself. save the other guy some time.

That wasn't nice at all. I'm unfriending you.

OK_Cat isn't very handsome, so it holds true for him. Attractive people can wait if they choose.

You have a weird crush on me. Already married, bro, sorry.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #38 on:** July 30, 2010, 01:31:53 PM »

Hit on his Wife

Gooch · « **Reply #39 on:** July 30, 2010, 01:41:41 PM »

Did not know there were rules to fighting other than just win.

jtksu · « **Reply #40 on:** July 30, 2010, 01:43:14 PM »

I totally know the feeling bro. Pretty sure Trim is going to choke me out one of these days.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #41 on:** July 30, 2010, 01:43:36 PM »

This is the most pathetic story I've ever heard. The guy who wants to beat your ass sounds like the definition of white trash. Does he already have more than 4 kids? You should tell his punk ass to just come find you if he wants to fight and hope that he's actually stupid enough to do it. Don't meet him to fight anywhere. If he actually finds you and kicks your ass it will be well worth the beating to see that dumbass go to jail.

Gooch · « **Reply #42 on:** July 30, 2010, 01:44:43 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on July 30, 2010, 01:43:14 PM

I totally know the feeling bro. Pretty sure Trim is going to choke me out one of these days.

^^ this

Trim · « **Reply #43 on:** July 30, 2010, 01:48:51 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on July 30, 2010, 01:43:14 PM

I totally know the feeling bro. Pretty sure Trim is going to choke me out one of these days.

At least. Serious.

1/64th · « **Reply #44 on:** July 30, 2010, 01:52:44 PM »

The only answer: packin a 9 millymill wherever you go. U feel me bruh?!?!

steve dave · « **Reply #45 on:** July 30, 2010, 02:01:37 PM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on July 30, 2010, 12:03:57 PM

I hope 'Clams and SD are giving this some serious thought. I had them in mind when creating this thread.

Does his wife know about this? Seems like you have the upper hand here as I'm guessing he wouldn't be too thrilled about his wife finding out he's mad about his ex having sex with some d00d. Mad enough to fight the guy no less. Hold that over him if it comes to it. What a weirdo. If he does attack you he's going to look like a freak (unless all his bros/brodettes/wife/kids are into that kind of weirdo activity).

jtksu · « **Reply #46 on:** July 30, 2010, 02:03:56 PM »

Quote from: Trim on July 30, 2010, 01:48:51 PM

Quote from: jtksu on July 30, 2010, 01:43:14 PM
I totally know the feeling bro. Pretty sure Trim is going to choke me out one of these days.

At least. Serious.

PI!!!

Gooch · « **Reply #47 on:** July 30, 2010, 02:18:42 PM »

Not pi. Dude is pissed I think you struck a nerve with the "eggplant" blast. I would get in the sd nut stomping line at famliy reunion pak and avoid the moap.

steve dave · « **Reply #48 on:** July 30, 2010, 02:20:22 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on July 30, 2010, 02:18:42 PM

Not pi. Dude is pissed I think you struck a nerve with the "eggplant" blast. I would get in the sd nut stomping line at famliy reunion pak and avoid the moap.

nice try, the sd nut stomping line IS the moap

Kat Kid · « **Reply #49 on:** July 30, 2010, 02:22:17 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on July 30, 2010, 12:48:17 PM

apologize immediately

pfffft