I would really love to go to the Chiefs game Sunday. If you have an extra (I'm looking at you 'blast and mocat) I'd love to go. In fact, I recently came across some juicy news about this guy named Tyler Hughes. If you give me a Chiefs ticket, I'll share it with you.
In conclusion: I can tomahawk chop better than any premium member of goEMAW.com. If you don't believe me take me to your Chiefs game suite and I'll prove it at high noon on Sunday.