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Re: cooking
« Reply #1275 on: September 07, 2015, 05:20:24 PM »
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Re: cooking
« Reply #1276 on: September 08, 2015, 08:57:10 AM »
Nope.  That is not how anyone knows how to cook.  That is how ppl that think it's a hassle change it up every once in a while.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #1277 on: November 07, 2015, 06:15:45 PM »
Trying my hand at braised short ribs on polenta.  This is live action folks.

Seared short ribs on all sides, about 8 mins total





Added onions, celery & carrots to the pan used for searing to soften & brown





Added som tom paste and flour, then cab sauv





After reduced by half, added rosemary, thyme, oregano, black garlic & beef broth





Now into the oven to braise.


Also, in before you need a dutch oven

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Re: cooking
« Reply #1278 on: November 07, 2015, 06:23:41 PM »
These are going to turn out great.  This is very similar to how I make pork shanks.  One thing julia child recommends, and I think it makes a big diff, is once done in the oven, take the meat out and set aside.  Then strain the liquid into a skillet.  Then use paper towels to remove most of the fat from the liquid.  Once you do that, reduce rapidly until it coats a spoon well.  It makes a fantastically rich sauce that is great spooned over the meat.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #1279 on: November 07, 2015, 06:29:40 PM »
These are going to turn out great.  This is very similar to how I make pork shanks.  One thing julia child recommends, and I think it makes a big diff, is once done in the oven, take the meat out and set aside.  Then strain the liquid into a skillet.  Then use paper towels to remove most of the fat from the liquid.  Once you do that, reduce rapidly until it coats a spoon well.  It makes a fantastically rich sauce that is great spooned over the meat.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #1280 on: November 07, 2015, 06:31:19 PM »
I am squinting the crap out of my squinty  eyes at you right now.
 

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Re: cooking
« Reply #1281 on: November 07, 2015, 06:33:04 PM »
I am squinting the crap out of my squinty  eyes at you right now.
 

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Re: cooking
« Reply #1282 on: November 07, 2015, 06:34:31 PM »
Also, if you have time, brown some portabello or crimini in butter then put it in a small pan with a little butter and put in the oven for like 15min.  Mix them in with the sauce and meat once it is reduced.  I do this with crimini and pearl onions separately and it is really good all together. 

Also that sauce goes really good over a good gnocchi.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #1283 on: November 07, 2015, 06:43:41 PM »
Also, if you have time, brown some portabello or crimini in butter then put it in a small pan with a little butter and put in the oven for like 15min.  Mix them in with the sauce and meat once it is reduced.  I do this with crimini and pearl onions separately and it is really good all together. 

Also that sauce goes really good over a good gnocchi.

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Re: cooking
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Re: cooking
« Reply #1285 on: November 07, 2015, 06:55:58 PM »
i haven't southparked in about 10 years.  what does ^ meme?

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Re: cooking
« Reply #1286 on: November 07, 2015, 06:56:58 PM »
i meme it looks like a guy on the couch engrossed by what he is watching but idk ky bff jill.

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Re: cooking
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Re: cooking
« Reply #1288 on: November 07, 2015, 07:08:28 PM »

i haven't southparked in about 10 years.  what does ^ meme?

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/w5qwks/me-time

that has an "agree to continue" bubble thingy.  I'm gonna be content on being in the dark on this one unless you choose to use your grown up words.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #1289 on: November 07, 2015, 07:09:50 PM »
I mean if you don't want to watch it I can't help you here, it's their official website, jesus

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Re: cooking
« Reply #1290 on: November 07, 2015, 07:12:40 PM »
I mean if you don't want to watch it I can't help you here, it's their official website, jesus

it has less to do with me watching it than it has to do with you providing a summary requiring less characters than your last post, jesus

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Re: cooking
« Reply #1291 on: November 07, 2015, 07:13:47 PM »
There was an episode where cooking shows were compared to porn/phone sex lines and Randy got addicted. It was pretty good
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Re: cooking
« Reply #1292 on: November 07, 2015, 07:20:45 PM »
Also a nicely timed reference from tbt
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Re: cooking
« Reply #1293 on: November 07, 2015, 07:21:27 PM »
I can get behind that.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #1294 on: November 07, 2015, 08:11:50 PM »
All is good in the hood.  I'm either going to go to sleep or die fat & happy tonight.


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Re: cooking
« Reply #1295 on: November 07, 2015, 08:22:24 PM »
Most people eat slop. alexander supertramp eats real food.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #1296 on: November 07, 2015, 08:25:32 PM »
Most people eat slop. alexander supertramp eats real food.

But only when i'm not eating slop

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Re: cooking
« Reply #1297 on: November 07, 2015, 08:31:47 PM »
For my dinner tonight I sauteed some shrimp with garlic and served it over linguini and thought I did okay. Then I opened this thread and almost became depressed. I might as well have opened a can of dog food compared to what AST did.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #1298 on: November 07, 2015, 08:36:13 PM »
For my dinner tonight I sauteed some shrimp with garlic and served it over linguini and thought I did okay. Then I opened this thread and almost became depressed. I might as well have opened a can of dog food compared to what AST did.

But that sounds good.  Last night I had a corn dog and some chili cheese tots so you totally topped that.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #1299 on: November 07, 2015, 08:38:46 PM »
AST, you never cease to amaze me. Well done, sir. :cheers: