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Re: cooking
« Reply #525 on: April 03, 2014, 03:00:38 PM »
Since I do no carbs for breakfast every day, that generally just means I put a bunch of vegetables and meat in some scrambled eggs and call it good. I cut up a raw jalepeno to put in my eggs yesterday with some onions and grilled chicken. That jap spice does not cook off as much as I thought. Glad I only went with one as I was debating using two. Will definitely try again.

When are we going to have our deviled egg or crostini eat off?

Who is going to buy all these deviled eggs I am going to consume?
I will buy if you actually eat 100 (no puking and we probably need some sort of time limit). But I will not make them. eff making deviled eggs.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #526 on: April 03, 2014, 03:04:26 PM »
i would bid on a deviled egg eatoff sponsorship at FF

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Re: cooking
« Reply #527 on: April 03, 2014, 03:05:10 PM »
a good pro tip for mass producing deviled eggs is to use a pastry goop squeezer bag to insert the goop with ease and speed

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Re: cooking
« Reply #528 on: April 03, 2014, 03:07:15 PM »
a good pro tip for mass producing deviled eggs is to use a pastry goop squeezer bag to insert the goop with ease and speed

i would imagine the main bottleneck is peeling the eggs?  filling them is pretty pud iyam but maybe there's some stud peeler types here

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Re: cooking
« Reply #529 on: April 03, 2014, 03:09:58 PM »
a good pro tip for mass producing deviled eggs is to use a pastry goop squeezer bag to insert the goop with ease and speed

i would imagine the main bottleneck is peeling the eggs?  filling them is pretty pud iyam but maybe there's some stud peeler types here


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Re: cooking
« Reply #530 on: April 03, 2014, 03:15:10 PM »
what kind of hard boiled egg iron maiden am i looking at here :surprised:

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Re: cooking
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Re: cooking
« Reply #532 on: April 03, 2014, 03:26:41 PM »

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Re: cooking
« Reply #533 on: April 03, 2014, 03:29:32 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hX1Y6zemn0

THATS rough ridin' IMPOSSIBLE

also, it did not appear to be significantly easier or faster than hand peeling an egg.

egg peeling ease is very dependent on cooking and egg age and hard to get right
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Re: cooking
« Reply #534 on: April 03, 2014, 03:31:59 PM »
also, it did not appear to be significantly easier or faster than hand peeling and egg.

egg peeling ease is very dependent on cooking and egg age and hard to get right

yeah, reviews make it sound like a real POS.  i'd make like a million deviled eggs if pre-peeled ones were handed to me, but eff peeling more than a dozen.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #535 on: April 03, 2014, 03:35:43 PM »
what if instead of a deviled egg off, we had a slim jim off and i bought two of these and stevesie and erii go head to head throughtout trivia and the one who has eaten the most at the end wins. then we put up a second plaque next to the first with the winners name on it?



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Re: cooking
« Reply #536 on: April 03, 2014, 03:40:09 PM »
what if instead of a deviled egg off, we had a slim jim off and i bought two of these and stevesie and erii go head to head throughtout trivia and the one who has eaten the most at the end wins. then we put up a second plaque next to the first with the winners name on it?




is there a machine to help unwrap slim jims?

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Re: cooking
« Reply #537 on: April 03, 2014, 03:41:42 PM »
id watch that. also a competition for who can buy rowdy boyy the most beers.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #538 on: April 03, 2014, 03:44:18 PM »
what if instead of a deviled egg off, we had a slim jim off and i bought two of these and stevesie and erii go head to head throughtout trivia and the one who has eaten the most at the end wins. then we put up a second plaque next to the first with the winners name on it?




is there a machine to help unwrap slim jims?

i mean people on his team could help them unwrap i suppose.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #539 on: April 03, 2014, 03:44:38 PM »
what if instead of a deviled egg off, we had a slim jim off and i bought two of these and stevesie and erii go head to head throughtout trivia and the one who has eaten the most at the end wins. then we put up a second plaque next to the first with the winners name on it?




is there a machine to help unwrap slim jims?

i mean people on his team could help them unwrap i suppose.


what if they are on the same team?

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Re: cooking
« Reply #540 on: April 03, 2014, 03:45:00 PM »
what if instead of a deviled egg off, we had a slim jim off and i bought two of these and stevesie and erii go head to head throughtout trivia and the one who has eaten the most at the end wins. then we put up a second plaque next to the first with the winners name on it?




is there a machine to help unwrap slim jims?

i mean people on his team could help them unwrap i suppose.


what if they are on the same team?


idk. tough call on that one. not sure.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #541 on: April 03, 2014, 03:45:20 PM »
gah! daris is a chingon sock!

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Re: cooking
« Reply #542 on: April 03, 2014, 03:53:35 PM »
Sign me up. Mrs Stevesie has to finish his meals for him on a regular basis so I already know I'd win. How many Slim Jim do you think you can eat, BabyBird60? 10? 15? Doesn't matter because I can eat all 100; I'm a man, not a baby bird.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #543 on: April 03, 2014, 04:01:17 PM »
glad you brought up substance. totally forgot to post what I cooked for lunch-



That looks rough ridin' disgusting

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Re: cooking
« Reply #544 on: April 03, 2014, 04:12:57 PM »
glad you brought up substance. totally forgot to post what I cooked for lunch-



That looks rough ridin' disgusting

well that's rude. I spent like 25 minutes cooking it up.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #545 on: April 03, 2014, 04:16:48 PM »
glad you brought up substance. totally forgot to post what I cooked for lunch-



That looks rough ridin' disgusting

well that's rude. I spent like 25 minutes cooking it up.

That dry dog turd in a bun is something you should really be proud of then

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Re: cooking
« Reply #546 on: April 03, 2014, 04:17:39 PM »
were you drunk when you deployed your condiments in such an uneven fashion?

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Re: cooking
« Reply #547 on: April 03, 2014, 04:19:35 PM »
were you drunk when you deployed your condiments in such an uneven fashion?

forensic evidence indicates he's got 3-6 months left :frown:

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Re: cooking
« Reply #548 on: April 03, 2014, 04:19:56 PM »
that 'top too  :Yuck:

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Re: cooking
« Reply #549 on: April 03, 2014, 04:20:17 PM »
were you drunk when you deployed your condiments in such an uneven fashion?

forensic evidence indicates he's got 3-6 months left :frown:

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