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« Reply #150 on: September 28, 2023, 03:21:14 PM »
What's the complaint with chickens? If it's the noise, it can't be any worse than most peoples dogs.
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« Reply #151 on: September 28, 2023, 03:25:37 PM »
Doesn’t have to be chickens. Anything pertaining to life, but especially things that produce value fruit, eggs, meat, veggies, etc.
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« Reply #152 on: September 28, 2023, 04:12:28 PM »
I like gardening a lot more than I thought I would. We started one last year and have tomatoes, cucumbers, and zucchini. When I put a large slice of homegrown tomato on top of my burger I am reminded of these words from Gandhi, "To forget how to dig the earth and to tend the soil is to forget ourselves."
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« Reply #153 on: September 28, 2023, 05:45:22 PM »
What's the complaint with chickens? If it's the noise, it can't be any worse than most peoples dogs.
It's the dumbasses that buy roosters in the city.

Just buy another dozen chicks at Tractor Supply in the spring. No need for male genitals jizz.

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« Reply #154 on: September 28, 2023, 06:05:11 PM »
What's the complaint with chickens? If it's the noise, it can't be any worse than most peoples dogs.
It's the dumbasses that buy roosters in the city.

Just buy another dozen chicks at Tractor Supply in the spring. No need for male genitals jizz.
I have to think in most cities roosters would be illegal to have. That’s how it is in Dallas.

As far as not liking your neighbors having chickens, I’m sure noise and smell is part of it, but they definitely do attract predators even in the city.

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« Reply #155 on: September 28, 2023, 07:17:43 PM »
They smell really bad
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« Reply #156 on: September 29, 2023, 12:28:38 AM »
They smell really bad

yep, but I live in Iowa and there isn't a single square inch of the state that doesn't smell like pig crap.

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« Reply #157 on: September 29, 2023, 09:58:26 AM »
They smell really bad

yep, but I live in Iowa and there isn't a single square inch of the state that doesn't smell like pig crap.
Fair point

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« Reply #158 on: September 29, 2023, 10:08:07 AM »
Rather smell nicname or chickens?

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« Reply #159 on: September 29, 2023, 10:11:21 AM »
Can 6 chickens really smell all that bad? Maybe I need to run an experiment. 
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« Reply #160 on: September 29, 2023, 11:26:17 AM »
What's the complaint with chickens? If it's the noise, it can't be any worse than most peoples dogs.

I know this is unpopular, but I don't like living near dogs either.

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« Reply #161 on: September 29, 2023, 11:57:19 AM »
What's the complaint with chickens? If it's the noise, it can't be any worse than most peoples dogs.

I know this is unpopular, but I don't like living near dogs either.
Agree. I appreciate dogs for what they are but prefer not to be around them all else equal.


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« Reply #162 on: September 29, 2023, 12:26:06 PM »
Depends on the kind of dog and how slovenly you're comfortable living.

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« Reply #163 on: September 29, 2023, 12:37:44 PM »
This is why I don't trust steve dave and neither should you
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« Reply #164 on: September 29, 2023, 12:45:39 PM »
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« Reply #165 on: September 29, 2023, 01:29:25 PM »
Can 6 chickens really smell all that bad? Maybe I need to run an experiment.

Growing up we would pen up 4-6. I didn’t notice a smell unless you were in the coop. I don’t know if being in the country, compared to in town, makes a difference or if I just have no sense of smell. I imagine cleaning out your coop makes a difference and we were pretty good about that.

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« Reply #166 on: September 29, 2023, 01:30:13 PM »
What's the complaint with chickens? If it's the noise, it can't be any worse than most peoples dogs.

I know this is unpopular, but I don't like living near dogs either.
Agree. I appreciate dogs for what they are but prefer not to be around them all else equal.


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No matter how much people like their dog there is no way anybody enjoys living around other dogs.

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« Reply #167 on: September 29, 2023, 01:33:38 PM »
What's the complaint with chickens? If it's the noise, it can't be any worse than most peoples dogs.

I know this is unpopular, but I don't like living near dogs either.
Agree. I appreciate dogs for what they are but prefer not to be around them all else equal.


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No matter how much people like their dog there is no way anybody enjoys living around other dogs.

My dog doesn't even like other dogs.

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« Reply #168 on: September 29, 2023, 01:43:01 PM »
What's the complaint with chickens? If it's the noise, it can't be any worse than most peoples dogs.

I know this is unpopular, but I don't like living near dogs either.
Agree. I appreciate dogs for what they are but prefer not to be around them all else equal.


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No matter how much people like their dog there is no way anybody enjoys living around other dogs.

My dog doesn't even like other dogs.

good point. Dogs like being the only dog to dog around them.

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« Reply #169 on: September 29, 2023, 01:57:48 PM »
Like if i walk up to your house and you have a dog themed welcome mat i assume I’m about to have a bad time.

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Re: midlife crises
« Reply #170 on: September 29, 2023, 03:02:25 PM »
What's the complaint with chickens? If it's the noise, it can't be any worse than most peoples dogs.

I know this is unpopular, but I don't like living near dogs either.
Agree. I appreciate dogs for what they are but prefer not to be around them all else equal.


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No matter how much people like their dog there is no way anybody enjoys living around other dogs.

My dog doesn't even like other dogs.

good point. Dogs like being the only dog to dog around them.

A lot like kids.  Mine are great, but I don’t really want to be around anyone else’s.

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« Reply #171 on: September 29, 2023, 03:27:49 PM »
Like if i walk up to your house and you have a dog themed welcome mat i assume I’m about to have a bad time.
This is 100% true, BUT having a dog and having a dog themed welcome mat are entirely different things

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« Reply #172 on: September 29, 2023, 03:43:53 PM »
I love non-aggressive breeds.
Dogs aren’t kids/people.
You aren’t a dog parent. There is no such thing.
Keep your dogs in dog spaces.

The perfect family dog is probably a golden doodle. I would say golden retriever but they shed.

Dog nutters are the worst.
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« Reply #173 on: September 29, 2023, 03:44:55 PM »
Like if i walk up to your house and you have a dog themed welcome mat i assume I’m about to have a bad time.
This is 100% true, BUT having a dog and having a dog themed welcome mat are entirely different things

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« Reply #174 on: September 29, 2023, 03:50:05 PM »
We have an outdoor dog that we let inside some. Best kind of dog!