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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #50 on: September 25, 2023, 03:34:52 PM »
If I didn't know you to be a CFB historian and all around CFB data aficionado I would think you were just making that up.
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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #52 on: September 26, 2023, 08:55:24 PM »
Say what you want about this guy but he’s willing to take constructive criticism such as giving this forward pass thing a shot

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #53 on: September 26, 2023, 09:20:00 PM »
That poor idiot kid is just doing what his old man told him to do. This is like watching an excerpt from Succession.

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #54 on: September 26, 2023, 09:27:26 PM »
Say what you want about this guy but he’s willing to take constructive criticism such as giving this forward pass thing a shot

Them talking about getting more receivers into the mix is the ultimate like "oh crap we can do that?" levels of discovery
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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #55 on: September 27, 2023, 08:45:35 AM »
It's the little details like that that make Coach Ferentz special

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #56 on: October 09, 2023, 03:12:32 PM »
They might go 11-1 and average 20 ppg.

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #57 on: October 16, 2023, 08:43:42 AM »
Bump.

20.9 ppg currently, will be favored in their last 5 to go 11-1.

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #58 on: October 16, 2023, 09:39:16 PM »
Bump.

20.9 ppg currently, will be favored in their last 5 to go 11-1.

It's insane how shitty the big 10 West is.
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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #59 on: October 16, 2023, 11:01:33 PM »
Give me USC v Iowa bowl game
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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #60 on: October 17, 2023, 03:09:41 AM »
I've been following this. There no way he get 25 points per game at this rate. Plus defense and special team points shouldn't count. He the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) uncle they keep in  the basement.
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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #61 on: October 17, 2023, 08:05:51 AM »
I've been following this. There no way he get 25 points per game at this rate. Plus defense and special team points shouldn't count. He the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) uncle they keep in  the basement.

that's a pretty hard r, brad

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #62 on: October 17, 2023, 08:27:09 AM »
I think my favorite stat is that they currently go 3 & Out on 60% of their offensive possessions. Their punter might be their best player.


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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #63 on: October 17, 2023, 10:29:21 AM »
I think my favorite stat is that they currently go 3 & Out on 60% of their offensive possessions. Their punter might be their best player.

He could set records for highest scorer in the history of the big 10.  BTW, didn't we have a kicker who was the lead scorer one season?
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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #64 on: October 17, 2023, 11:00:33 AM »
I think my favorite stat is that they currently go 3 & Out on 60% of their offensive possessions. Their punter might be their best player.

He could set records for highest scorer in the history of the big 10.  BTW, didn't we have a kicker who was the lead scorer one season?

It is a little rarer in college as only 6/10 all time are placekickers.

In the NFL the all-time points list:
Points Leaders
RK   PLAYER   PTS
1   Adam Vinatieri   2,673
2   Morten Andersen   2,544
3   Gary Anderson   2,434
4   Jason Hanson   2,150
5   John Carney   2,062
6   Matt Stover   2,004
7   George Blanda   2,002
8   Jason Elam   1,983
9   John Kasay   1,970
10   ROBBIE GOULD   1,961
11   MASON CROSBY   1,918
12   Sebastian Janikowski   1,913
13   Stephen Gostkowski   1,875
14   Phil Dawson   1,847
15   Matt Bryant   1,758
16   Norm Johnson   1,736
17   David Akers   1,721
18   MATT PRATER   1,717
19   Nick Lowery   1,711
20   Jan Stenerud   1,699

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #65 on: October 17, 2023, 01:24:23 PM »
I think my favorite stat is that they currently go 3 & Out on 60% of their offensive possessions. Their punter might be their best player.

He could set records for highest scorer in the history of the big 10.  BTW, didn't we have a kicker who was the lead scorer one season?

It is a little rarer in college as only 6/10 all time are placekickers.

In the NFL the all-time points list:
Points Leaders
RK   PLAYER   PTS
1   Adam Vinatieri   2,673

I didn't realize passing TD's don't count as points for the QB. It makes sense that it's the equivalent of an assist in basketball though. No big whoop, our guy just runs 5 in.

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #66 on: October 17, 2023, 04:07:21 PM »
I've been following this. There no way he get 25 points per game at this rate. Plus defense and special team points shouldn't count. He the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) uncle they keep in  the basement.

that's a pretty hard r, brad

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #67 on: October 23, 2023, 09:44:53 AM »
Iowa absolutely got screwed on the punt return for a TD at the end of the 4th. However, if you're a P5/4/3 team that holds an opponent to 12 points, and you needed that TD to win, then you didn't really deserve the win anyways.

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #68 on: October 23, 2023, 09:56:56 AM »
That was a terrible call but all they needed was to get about 20 yards in 1:30 minutes to get in field goal range, they ran three plays on what should have been their game winning drive those three plays netted -7 yards and ended in an interception.

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #69 on: October 23, 2023, 10:54:45 AM »
It's hackneyed and cliche at this point, but it's so crazy how bad the Big 10 west is.


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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #70 on: October 23, 2023, 11:20:06 AM »
Man, I don't want to pick on the kid, he got absolutely massacred on a prominent sports show in the state last night, but look at the stat line of their current starting quarterback. What's even crazier is that the QB who won their bowl game last year is just sitting on the bench, not getting any time at all. It's almost like the Ferentz's are throwing games.

Here's him getting skewered on local TV, I know that no one cares about Iowa here but I'm only putting it on here because you rarely see a college athlete get buried like this by local press
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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #71 on: October 30, 2023, 08:41:12 AM »
Their game against Northwestern this weekend has the lowest O/U opening in the history of college football betting @ 29.5

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #72 on: October 30, 2023, 10:09:36 AM »
He just resigned. It’s over. Lock the thread.

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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #73 on: October 30, 2023, 10:38:52 AM »
Damn
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Re: Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread
« Reply #74 on: October 30, 2023, 10:46:58 AM »
The stupid bad person resigning instead of trying to hang 60 on Nubb really pisses me off.