Iowa HC’s Idiot Kid Thread

[KST8FAN]

I will be in Iowa City October 7th for the Purdue game.  Looking forward to being on the ground to follow this story.


Tom

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[steve dave]

Tom, that rules.

[Skipper44]

I see no scenario in which Kirk fires his own kid under any circumstance.  If they force Brian out Kirk is going too.

and then they come after HCCK and/or OCCK 

[MakeItRain]

I see no scenario in which Kirk fires his own kid under any circumstance.  If they force Brian out Kirk is going too.

They aren't going to average 25 points a game but Brian Ferentz isn't getting fired. They're going to go 9-3 or 8-4 and win the Big 10 West. The athletic director who made those contact provisions was forced into retirement earlier this summer.

[steve dave]

I see no scenario in which Kirk fires his own kid under any circumstance.  If they force Brian out Kirk is going too.

They aren't going to average 25 points a game but Brian Ferentz isn't getting fired. They're going to go 9-3 or 8-4 and win the Big 10 West. The athletic director who made those contact provisions was forced into retirement earlier this summer.

WELL IT'S STILL FUNNY

[Pete]

If they don’t reach that mark, they are going to have some pretty grumpy fans.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I think Brian is just the scapegoat here. It's not like any other offensive coordinator scores points at Iowa, either. Kirk is the common denominator.

[steve dave]

I think Brian is just the scapegoat here. It's not like any other offensive coordinator scores points at Iowa, either. Kirk is the common denominator.

yeah, but it's like when the hero won't do a bad thing for the villain but then the villain holds a gun to the hero's failson's head and he has to do it. except here it's just some stupid iowa guys so if the gun blasts the failson's head off it's funny and good and if the hero has to do despicable disgusting things to nebraska to save his son then that's also funny and good.

[wetwillie]

I missed failson becoming a thing and I'm a little sad about it

[Spracne]

I missed failson becoming a thing and I'm a little sad about it

It's not a new thing.

[Pete]

It was new to me.  Tho, everything seems like it’s new to me and super old to everyone else.

[schreds21]

It was new to me too, Pete.

[konofo]

My perception is that Succession is responsible for the revival of that word.  It might as well have been the title.

kono

[Trim]

It all makes me think of billy cosh.

[IPA4Me]

Can't find it now but either sickos or no context is using the alp climber game from price is right to track the points and it's rough ridin' perfect

Lol. That's great. I hope you guys link this sweet Twitter content every week.

As a reminder, if you're posting an x.com link, just change the "x" to "twitter" so that it will embed.

I bet chingon can mod hack this place to automatically do that. I mean, I know he can, I'm not confident he will though.

Found it

The Brian Ferentz Climb to 325 continues! Iowa comes up short of the 25 point mark this week with a 20-13 win over Iowa State.

Volume up. pic.twitter.com/F8QndHuj0Y

— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) September 9, 2023

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Update!

As promised... THE CLIMB TO 325 CONTINUES AND BRIAN FERENTZ IS AHEAD OF SCHEDULE BY HANGING 41 ON WESTERN MICHIGAN!

Volume up. pic.twitter.com/poSvMwtsVF

— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) September 17, 2023

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[CHONGS]

Ope

[Pete]

Oh man, first thing that crossed my mind when I saw the Penn State score. Jeez, this one has to sting.

[cfbandyman]

Oof load size large for him

[chum1]

This made me lol

Iowa fans getting ready to watch another half of inept offense:

pic.twitter.com/oZLm0NxY6o

— HAWK_GUYS (@HAWK_GUYS) September 24, 2023

[KST8FAN]

My math says they need 26.7 ppg now over the last 9.


Tom

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[cfbandyman]

This made me lol

Iowa fans getting ready to watch another half of inept offense:

pic.twitter.com/oZLm0NxY6o

— HAWK_GUYS (@HAWK_GUYS) September 24, 2023

Accurate though

[Pete]

One my buddies in the ol’ HS text thread is an Iowa grad, and so are his brothers.  His entire extended family wants to murder the OC in front of the HC on Christmas morning while singing “Angels we have heard on high.”

[MakeItRain]

They've been making deep fake videos of him, here's the latest one

AI Brian Ferentz addresses the shut out at Penn State pic.twitter.com/Hc4Tiq61UA

— Heavens! (@HeavensFX) September 25, 2023

[star seed 7]

Bad things happening in the showers at penn state? 

[DQ12]

I like the AI Brian Ferentz stuff, but holy smokes.  Penn State ran NINTEY-SEVEN plays on Saturday?  and Iowa ran 33??? 

That's one of the more insane cfb stats I think i've ever seen.  I don't know if a play disparity of 64 has ever happened before.