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JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
« on: May 31, 2023, 08:07:30 PM »
https://twitter.com/marketwatch/status/1664074843610832896?s=46&t=odWzhuZU7P443NcVwlC1iQ

Absolutely zero rough ridin' around or joking he’d be the absolute best candidate I could think of that could be elected. Let’s hire this mother rough rider folks.


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Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2023, 08:14:57 PM »
Too old
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Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2023, 08:17:24 PM »
He’s had some pretty uneducated takes on Bitcoin so idk
"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2023, 08:30:36 PM »
Absolutely zero rough ridin' around or joking he’d be the absolute best candidate I could think of that could be elected.

i mean, i'd happily vote for him, but he can't be elected.
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Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
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Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2023, 02:42:52 PM »
https://twitter.com/marketwatch/status/1664074843610832896?s=46&t=odWzhuZU7P443NcVwlC1iQ

Absolutely zero rough ridin' around or joking he’d be the absolute best candidate I could think of that could be elected. Let’s hire this mother rough rider folks.


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lmao

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Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2023, 09:50:32 AM »
Jamie Dimon rushing in to fill the massive hole in my heart left by the Sasse exit

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Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2023, 11:18:33 AM »
What is so great about this guy
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Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2023, 11:31:16 AM »
Depending on the circumstance, I could vote for a Republican in '24 over the Green Party candidate. They would have to be center left with social policy. However, it is obvious to everyone that a republican who even has socially ambivalent policies doesn't have a shot at being the nominee so I guess I won't be voting for a pub in 2024.

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« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2023, 11:36:17 AM »
i don't understand this thread.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2023, 12:10:50 PM »
What is so great about this guy

He’s the non idiot centrist we may crave.

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« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2023, 12:11:34 PM »
What is so great about this guy
Well, for starters, his name could not whip more ass


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Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2023, 12:47:35 PM »
Hopefully he can sell himself better than you can
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Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2023, 01:09:12 PM »
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

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« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2023, 01:26:16 PM »
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.

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« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2023, 01:29:58 PM »
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.
Well, he did personally shoot down a chopper full of US soldiers, make us run out of gas, and create inflation. Single handedly. All this do-gooder stuff he does 24/7/365 since he left office is probably just him trying not to go to hell for the horrible things he single handedly caused during his time in office.

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« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2023, 01:34:38 PM »
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.

Might have been a community organizer elected after him
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Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2023, 01:35:30 PM »
Jamie Dimon: never shot down his own helicopter probably


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« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2023, 12:21:25 PM »
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.

Might have been a community organizer elected after him

Are you talking about Obama?  :ROFL: bro was the most groomed globalist president of all time. My man got a publishing deal as a senator that was used to launch a presidential campaign. Since he entered Harvard literally everything he did was all about ending up in Washington.

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« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2023, 12:24:00 PM »
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.
Well, he did personally shoot down a chopper full of US soldiers, make us run out of gas, and create inflation. Single handedly. All this do-gooder stuff he does 24/7/365 since he left office is probably just him trying not to go to hell for the horrible things he single handedly caused during his time in office.

Yeah, he was a terrible president

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« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2023, 12:36:52 PM »
dude took some frightening high exposure to radiation to save canada from a nuclear meltdown and all you guys can do is be haters. sad, really.

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Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2023, 12:42:26 PM »
He’s running




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Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2023, 01:04:50 PM »
He’s running




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I love that the bitcoin ticker is up while he's on there.
"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

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« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2023, 01:07:23 PM »
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.

Might have been a community organizer elected after him

Are you talking about Obama?  :ROFL: bro was the most groomed globalist president of all time. My man got a publishing deal as a senator that was used to launch a presidential campaign. Since he entered Harvard literally everything he did was all about ending up in Washington.

The fastest way to the white house is definitely being a civil rights attorney and law professor.
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« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2023, 02:28:55 PM »
Can you imagine being as smart as a guy as Dimon seems to be and to work with the current crop of politicians?  It would be like being suddenly dropped into a max cringe mockumentary but not funny or fun at all.